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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Boromir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Garfunkel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garfunkel has chosen Haifisch as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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271 lbs
15 - 10 - 0 |
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272 lbs
24 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Captain Boromir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Garfunkel!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boromir uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Garfunkel has time to react.
It looks like Frank Garfunkel has been cut.
Boromir is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Garfunkel.
Boromir missing with a left hand there. Garfunkel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Garfunkel throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Boromir counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Boromir lands a nice looking body shot.
A big right from Boromir misses.
Garfunkel misses with a leg kick.
Boromir swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Boromir loads up on a big right hand but Garfunkel slips the punch.
Garfunkel throws a lazy right hand but Boromir sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boromir appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Boromir throws a body shot but no joy.
Garfunkel with a lazy takedown attempt
and Boromir counters with a nice uppercut.
Garfunkel tries to bum rush Boromir with a series of wild strikes but Boromir uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Boromir throws a body shot but no joy.
Boromir throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Garfunkel fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Boromir swings for the body but Garfunkel moves out of range.
We've been told by Boromir's head coaches at Scotty's Yard that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Garfunkel paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Garfunkel throws a big shot that misses.
Frank Garfunkel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boromir misses the jab.
Garfunkel ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Garfunkel drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Boromir defends it well.
Boromir is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel feints a counter leg kick.
Captain Boromir is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Garfunkel scores with the left hand. Boromir knows he should have avoided that one.
Boromir's jab looks to have found its range, popping Garfunkel under the eye.
Nice defenses there by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel tries to clinch up.
Garfunkel avoids the body shot from Boromir.
Garfunkel misses with a looping left.
Boromir bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Garfunkel's head backwards.
Garfunkel is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Donk. Garfunkel catches Boromir right on the button with a cross.
Boromir misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Garfunkel.
A jab from Boromir does it's job there.
That has opened up Frank Garfunkel's cut even more.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Garfunkel tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Boromir manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Boromir wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Garfunkel.
Boromir just misses with a punch to the body.
Boromir missing with a left hand there. Garfunkel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Garfunkel dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Boromir. That did some damage!
Garfunkel looks to score with a jab to the body but Boromir is just out of range.
Garfunkel ducks under a wild hook from Boromir.
Boromir jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Boromir swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A little jabbing left from Garfunkel on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Boromir misses with a hook. Garfunkel ducked under it nicely.
Boromir throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Garfunkel counters with a straight right hand.
Boromir misses the shot to the body.
Garfunkel misses with an uppercut
and Boromir counters with a straight right hand.
Boromir scores with a jab to the jaw.
Garfunkel gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Boromir.
Garfunkel slips under a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel misses with an uppercut. Boromir saw that one coming.
Boromir is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Boromir lands with a nice body punch.
Garfunkel feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Boromir working a defensive guard here.
Garfunkel engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Boromir trying to control the position here.
Garfunkel lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Garfunkel works over Boromir with some ground and pound from guard.
Boromir pulls Garfunkel in close to his closed guard and prevents Garfunkel from doing any damage or advancing position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boromir lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Garfunkel working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Boromir has passed into half guard!
Well, if Boromir is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Garfunkel slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boromir trying to control the position from guard on top but Garfunkel is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Captain Boromir dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Frank Garfunkel's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Boromir walks into a jab.
Garfunkel connects with a right hand. Boromir shakes it off.
Garfunkel has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Garfunkel takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Garfunkel walks into a left hand.
Boromir cracks Garfunkel with an open hand slap.
Boromir ducks under a wild hook from Garfunkel.
Garfunkel clinches.
Garfunkel throws a punch but it's blocked by Boromir.
Boromir swings wildly with an uppercut but Garfunkel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boromir tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Garfunkel takes a shot to the head.
The cut above Frank Garfunkel's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Boromir throws a head punch that misses.
Boromir tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Garfunkel misses with a punch on the inside.
Boromir swings wildly with an uppercut but Garfunkel uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boromir lands with a right to the head.
Garfunkel can't find room to land a body shot as Boromir controls the action.
Boromir has a couple of punches blocked by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Boromir swings wildly with an uppercut but Garfunkel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Garfunkel is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Boromir is defending well.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Garfunkel.
Boromir misses with the head strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Garfunkel creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Boromir blocking some punches.
Boromir misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Garfunkel fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Garfunkel.
Garfunkel working aggressively here.
Boromir fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Garfunkel looking to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garfunkel tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Garfunkel swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Garfunkel lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Garfunkel is trying to trip Boromir. He has hold of a leg but Boromir is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Garfunkel persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Garfunkel postures up.
Boromir wants to sweep but no luck.
Boromir looking to control but Garfunkel passes into half guard.
Boromir is pressing down on Garfunkel's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Boromir is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Boromir is looking to take a break and control but Garfunkel is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Garfunkel is looking to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boromir is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Boromir wants to control the pace but Garfunkel is squirming around nicely.
Garfunkel sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Boromir wants to take a breather but Garfunkel is having none of it.
Boromir controlling the pace.
Boromir wants to take a breather but Garfunkel is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garfunkel has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Boromir escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Boromir!
Garfunkel is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Boromir's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Garfunkel looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Boromir trying to control from half guard but Garfunkel is working away.
Boromir controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Captain Boromir will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Frank Garfunkel's cut.
That's time! Boromir's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Garfunkel on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A shot to the liver by Boromir. Beautiful body shot.
Good exchange - Garfunkel coming out on top.
Garfunkel avoids the body shot from Boromir.
Garfunkel uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boromir.
Garfunkel scores with a nice strike.
Garfunkel takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Garfunkel blocks a jab.
Garfunkel ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garfunkel walks into a stiff left hand from Boromir.
Garfunkel tries a low kick but Boromir avoids it.
Boromir misses with an uppercut. Garfunkel saw that one coming.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Garfunkel! But no joy.
Nice defenses there by Garfunkel.
Boromir misses with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boromir takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A nice inside leg kick there by Garfunkel. That's going to slow Boromir down.
Boromir stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Boromir takes a swing at Garfunkel's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Boromir misses.
Boromir throws a jab but it's blocked by Garfunkel.
Boromir smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Captain Boromir is winning the standup battle so far.
Garfunkel throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Boromir to counter with a crisp jab.
Frank Garfunkel's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Garfunkel bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Boromir's head.
A slow jab from Boromir misses its intended target.
Garfunkel ducks under a wild hook from Boromir.
Boromir blocks a jab.
Boromir is looking to counter punch.
Boromir stuffs the takedown attempt from Garfunkel. Garfunkel gets slowly back to his feet.
Garfunkel takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Frank Garfunkel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Garfunkel with a hook.
Garfunkel displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Boromir throws out the jab.
Boromir is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Garfunkel can do to turn this around?
Garfunkel uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Boromir.
Boromir misses with a looping right.
Boromir throws an overhand right that lands on Garfunkel's shoulder, as Garfunkel tries to avoid the shot.
Garfunkel fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Boromir looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Boromir misses with a body shot.
Garfunkel throws an overhand right that lands on Boromir's shoulder, as Boromir tries to avoid the shot.
Garfunkel on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Boromir moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Boromir is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Garfunkel.
Boromir checks the leg kick nicely there.
Garfunkel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Garfunkel cracks a nice hook into Boromir's ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boromir misses with a double jab
letting Garfunkel counter with a right hand.
Garfunkel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Boromir checks a leg kick.
Garfunkel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boromir moves out of range as Garfunkel strikes.
Boromir slips a straight right by Garfunkel.
Boromir swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
No joy there for Garfunkel, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Boromir lands a right hook to the body.
Garfunkel scores with the left hand. Boromir knows he should have avoided that one.
Boromir lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Frank Garfunkel's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Captain Boromir!
Captain Boromir thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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