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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jameson Connemara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terrance Clam Digger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clam Digger is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Body Rott. Jameson Connemara is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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175 cm
35
147 lbs
43 - 6 - 1 |
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177 cm
36
152 lbs
34 - 11 - 2 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
43 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jameson Connemara! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
34 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Terrance Clam Digger! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A big right from Connemara misses. Clam Digger takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Connemara jabs at Clam Digger's body. Connemara throws a head kick but Clam Digger moves out of range.
Clam Digger is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
It looks like Jameson Connemara has been cut. Connemara throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Clam Digger counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. Clam Digger won't allow Connemara to sweep him here. Connemara has momentary wrist control but Clam Digger slips an elbow through the middle. Clam Digger wants to control from the top but Connemara keeps moving. Connemara has momentary wrist control but Clam Digger slips an elbow through the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round. Clam Digger seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. Clam Digger trying to control the position from guard on top but Connemara is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Clam Digger slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. Clam Digger is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. Clam Digger tries to free his leg and advance position but Connemara is retaining full guard. Clam Digger loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Clam Digger content to stall in guard here. Connemara is pulling down on Clam Digger's head to control his posture. Clam Digger controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity. Connemara misses with a kick to the body.
Clam Digger blocks a jab. Clam Digger has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight. Connemara moves forwards but Clam Digger connects with a nice, crisp jab. Connemara looks to land a right hand but Clam Digger moved out of range. Connemara fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Clam Digger looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Connemara takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Connemara scores with a jab to the body. Clam Digger connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Clam Digger walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Clam Digger takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards. A big left from Connemara misses. Nice shot lands for Connemara. A lazy left from Clam Digger finds it's target. Connemara misses with an uppercut. Clam Digger saw that one coming. Connemara throws a leg kick and Clam Digger counters with a nice right hand that sends Connemara toppling to the canvas! Connemara scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Clam Digger finish him?!
Connemara is rocked! Connemara seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Connemara throws a sloppy body shot
and Clam Digger counters with a right hand from hell and Connemara is out cold! A vicious knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Terrance Clam Digger! Terrance Clam Digger is the new featherweight champion! During a confident post fight interview, Terrance Clam Digger thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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