PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pillow Hands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anicent Konate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Hands
vs
Konate

210 cm
25
260 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
245 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pillow Hands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anicent Konate!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

A momentary lapse in concentration from Hands enables Konate to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Hands manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Hands on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hands tries to get out of the position.
Konate throwing strikes from guard but Hands blocks nicely.
Konate throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Konate is looking to work some ground and pound but Hands has wrist control.
Konate throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hands works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Konate trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Konate thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Konate trying to control but Hands is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Hands wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Konate postures up in Hands's guard and throws a big left but Hands blocks it.
Konate throws a big elbow that misses.

Hands manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Konate uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hands.
Hands takes a kick to the side of the head.
Hands on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Konate lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hands avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Konate throws a right hand that Hands ducks under and follows up with a left that Hands also avoids with ease.
Konate closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hands circles away.
Konate scoring well with a low kick there.
Konate looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Konate throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hands cracks Konate with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Konate lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hands chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Konate can pounce on him.
Konate misses with a body shot.
Konate swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Konate is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A quick step to the side and Hands tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hands takes a kick to the side of the head.
A left lands for Hands.
Hands tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Konate throws a lazy uppercut
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Konate throws a body punch but Hands moves out of range.
Hands connects with a body shot that sends Konate's belly button to the back.
Konate lands with a thumping leg kick.
Anicent Konate seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Konate misses with an attempted mid kick.
A jab from Hands does it's job there.
Hands scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Konate tries to land a leg kick but Hands saw it coming and moves away.
Hands throws a body punch but Konate moves out of range.
A jab from Hands finds it's way through Konate's defenses.
Konate will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hands cracks Konate with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

Konate is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hands steps in with a hook that catches Konate right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Hands follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Konate looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
As Pillow Hands got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Now I shall rename you My Bitch'.