PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Trumps Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Neil McGowan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGowan comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Irish Brigade - Free & Green kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Thundercunt
vs
McGowan

183 cm
27
175 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

181 cm
26
157 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Excellent MT
Very quick

Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Trumps Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Neil McGowan!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, David Hoff and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGowan connects with a leg kick. Thundercunt looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
McGowan misses with a left hand
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McGowan throws a low kick but Thundercunt moves out of range easily.
As McGowan backs away, Thundercunt returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
McGowan lands a nice shot to the body.
McGowan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nice body punch from McGowan.
Thundercunt sizes up McGowan with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

Thundercunt clinches.
McGowan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McGowan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McGowan wants to stall.
McGowan has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by McGowan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by McGowan.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
McGowan looking to stall.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McGowans head.
McGowan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
McGowan blocks an uppercut.
McGowan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McGowan stalling in the clinch but Thundercunt improves position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McGowan.
Thundercunt is leaning against McGowan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to work over McGowan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Our sources have told us that Thundercunt has been working on his elbows in the gym.
McGowan is trying to stall.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McGowan.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McGowan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.

McGowan is rocked!
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McGowan is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt smacks McGowan right on the bridge of the nose with a massive elbow! Another one lands and McGowan goes down! He's clearly dazed - will he beat the count? 3,4,5,6,7... up to one knee... 8,9,10! He's not made it! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Elbows). Trumps Thundercunt!
After winning the bout, Trumps Thundercunt thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.