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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brownie Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Optimus Prime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Prime has chosen Rich Boy - Boy Looka Here as his entrance music. Brownie Anderson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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184 cm
35
180 lbs
24 - 7 - 0 |
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194 cm
42
250 lbs
34 - 17 - 2 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
24 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brownie Anderson! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
34 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Optimus Prime! The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Gregory Folan and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Prime throws a low kick, looking for Anderson's leg but Anderson calmly moves out of range. An attempted straight right counter from Anderson misses the target. Prime looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Prime takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Anderson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Anderson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Anderson dodges the punch combination from Prime.
Anderson circles away from the clinch attempt and Anderson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Anderson gets tackled into the cage by Prime. Prime maintains the clinch. Anderson is struggling to control the position. Prime misses with a body punch.
Anderson prevents a body shot from Prime. Still in the clinch, Prime scores with a nice short uppercut. Anderson is stalling here.
That's one minute gone in the round. The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows. Prime misses with a hook from the clinch. Anderson is stalling here.
Prime wants to stall.
Anderson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Prime misses with a hook from the clinch. A head punch on the inside from Prime fails to land. Prime goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Anderson misses with a punch on the inside.
Anderson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Primes head. Anderson misses with a short punch on the inside. Good anti-grappling being displayed by Prime as Anderson tries to tie him up. Prime blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A bit of stalling here from Anderson.
Prime escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Prime works Anderson's body with a nice hook. Prime tests Anderson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
It looks like Brownie Anderson has been cut. Prime throws a right hand that misses
and Anderson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Anderson throws a body punch but Prime moves out of range. Prime throws out a token jab with nothing on it. It looked like Anderson wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. Prime misses with a lunging right hand
and Anderson counters with a nice uppercut. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Prime gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Anderson is pushing Prime up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. Prime lands a hook to the side of the head. Prime tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Prime. Anderson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Prime backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Prime has a couple of punches blocked by Anderson.
Prime throws a head punch that misses. A short body shot lands from Anderson as the two fighters clinch.
Prime blocks an uppercut.
Prime tries to throw a body punch but Anderson avoids it by throwing Prime back against the cage. Anderson misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Anderson. Anderson being controlled against the cage. Anderson throws a punch but it's blocked by Prime. Prime tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Anderson is leaning against Prime and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Anderson digs a right hand underneath Prime's ribcage. Prime let out a lung full of air as it connected. A short right from Anderson on the inside. Anderson trying to control the position but instead, Prime has worked for underhooks and has pushed Anderson into the cage. Prime working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Anderson.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Prime tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Prime misses with a punch on the inside.
Anderson scores with a nice hook to the head. Anderson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Prime scores with a hook to the body. Anderson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Prime escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Prime lands a head kick. Anderson smiles back at him and beckons him forward. Optimus Prime seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Prime misses with an uppercut
and Anderson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Prime throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Anderson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Prime throws a sloppy head kick and Anderson counters with a stiff right hand. Anderson smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Prime misses with a double jab.
No joy there for Prime, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A nice combination there by Prime.
Prime throws a poor cross that misses
and Anderson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Brownie Anderson will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Brownie Anderson's cut. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Prime connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Anderson momentarily.
Prime swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Anderson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Prime tries to clinch up and Prime takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Anderson jabs Prime to the body, keeping him at a distance. Prime jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Prime misses with a hook
and Anderson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Anderson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Anderson misses with a looping left. Prime throws a lazy uppercut
and Anderson counters with a lovely shot to the body. Anderson clobbers Prime with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Prime tries to close the distance and clinch but Anderson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. A little feinted left hand from Anderson on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Prime misses with a left hand and Anderson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Optimus Prime is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round. Prime slips under a jab from Anderson. Prime looks to land a body kick but Anderson moved away. Anderson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Prime moves into range and clinches up with Anderson. Prime tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Anderson's elbow. Anderson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Anderson leaning against his opponent.
Anderson digs a right hand into Prime's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Prime's gas tank. Prime is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Anderson scores with a nice hook to the head. Anderson taking a breather. Anderson trying to stall but Prime improves his position.
A right handed body shot lands from Anderson.
Prime is breathing heavily. Prime scores with a nice hook to the head. Prime scores with a shoulder strike. Anderson blocks an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Anderson.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Prime swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Anderson. Prime fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Prime looking to stall.
Anderson has Prime pushed against the cage. Anderson has a couple of punches blocked by Prime.
Prime misses with a short punch on the inside. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Prime. Anderson gets through Prime's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Anderson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Prime backwards. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Prime. Anderson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. A head punch blocked on the inside by Anderson. A head punch blocked on the inside by Anderson. Prime tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Prime misses with a hook from the clinch. Anderson lands with a short shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A nice left hand lands by Anderson.
Anderson blocking some punches.
Anderson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Anderson slowing the pace effectively. Anderson is stalling here.
Prime is trying to stall.
Anderson misses with a punch to the body.
Anderson scores with a nice hook to the head. Anderson is leaning against Prime and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. A head punch blocked on the inside by Anderson. Prime swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it. Anderson pressing his opponent against the cage. Anderson lands a hook that snaps the head of Prime backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Anderson lands with a short head shot on the inside. Prime swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it. Brownie Anderson has scored more points in the clinch so far. Anderson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Anderson pushes Prime back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Anderson lands with a left to the head. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Anderson presses Prime against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. A short right from Anderson. Prime misses with a hook from the clinch. Anderson just leaning against Prime, taking a breather. Anderson misses with a hook from the clinch. Anderson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Prime can do to turn this around? Prime blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Anderson scores with a shoulder strike. Anderson works on Prime's body with a couple of short punches. A quick uppercut on the inside from Anderson. Anderson stalls. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Anderson. A nice left hand lands by Anderson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brownie Anderson dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Brownie Anderson's cut. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Prime tries to grapple but his opponent circles and Anderson counters with a slapping leg kick. Prime misses with a lunging right hand
and Anderson counters with a nice uppercut. Anderson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Prime misses with a left hand and Anderson counters with a stiff right hand. Prime might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable. Prime throws a right hand that misses
and Anderson counters with a big right hand! Oh Prime is in trouble here! Anderson follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brownie Anderson! Brownie Anderson is the new heavyweight champion! An out of breath Brownie Anderson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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