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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bret Bauer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Herpes Henry Number Nine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Herpes Henry Number Nine was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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186 cm
18
161 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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180 cm
18
168 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bret Bauer! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Herpes Henry Number Nine! The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bauer closes the distance and pushes Number Nine back into the cage. Bauer pulls guard successfully.
Number Nine wants to control from the top but Bauer keeps moving. Bauer working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Number Nine doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Bauer is tightening it up a little... Number Nine has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Number Nine reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Number Nine taps out! Nice BJJ there by Bauer!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Bret Bauer!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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