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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sam Chunk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge comes to the cage accompanied by Litte Things - One Direction. Loves To Spooge has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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219 lbs
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216 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Loves To Spooge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sam Chunk!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chunk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spooge clinches.
Chunk is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Spooge is defending well for now.
Chunk has a couple of punches blocked by Spooge.
Chunk misses with a body punch.
Spooge is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Chunk gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Chunk misses with some punches.
Spooge tries for a takedown. No joy.
Spooge blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chunk trying to land knees to the body.
Chunk misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spooge avoiding damage as Chunk throws knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chunk working aggressively here.
Chunk looking to slow down the pace here.
Chunk gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Spooge regains guard.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Spooge manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Chunk trying to land knees to the body.
Chunk stalling in the clinch but Spooge improves position.
Chunk has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Spooge is trying to keep an underhook but Chunk manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Spooge has one foot on Chunk's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chunk tries to keep at a distance but Spooge has taken the fight into the clinch.
Chunk working aggressively here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chunk pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spooge moves into the clinch.
Chunk breaks from the clinch.
Chunk throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A shot to the liver by Chunk. Beautiful body shot.
Chunk misses with a low kick.
Spooge gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Chunk tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spooge avoids it.
Spooge has picked Chunk up - he's going for a ride! Spooge dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Chunk tries to kick Spooge off in order to stand up. Spooge Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Chunk can do anything to dispel that myth.
Chunk looks to move to half guard but instead Spooge has passed into mount! Damn!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge get's back to his feet.
Chunk drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Spooge throws Chunk to one side and escapes!
Chunk lands a right hook to the body.
Spooge rushes Chunk and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Chunk manages to break the clinch.
Chunk closes the distance and pushes Spooge back into the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spooge has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Chunk after a bit of a struggle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Loves To Spooge. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spooge changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Chunk fights it off and pushes away nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge rushes Chunk and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Spooge tries for a takedown but Chunk manages to get underhooks.
Spooge is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Chunk tries to throw a body punch but Spooge avoids it by throwing Chunk back against the cage.
Spooge avoiding damage as Chunk throws knees to the body.
Spooge is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Chunk taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Chunk breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Chunk rushes Spooge and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Chunk has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Spooge regains guard immediately.
Spooge pushes Chunk off and gets back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Loves To Spooge will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Spooge pushes Chunk up against the cage in a clinch.
Chunk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spooge drops down looking for an ankle pick but Chunk pulls his leg out and moves away.
Chunk throws a right hand that Spooge ducks under and follows up with a left that Spooge also avoids with ease.
Chunk tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chunk fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spooge rushes Chunk and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Spooge changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Chunk fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Chunk gets tackled into the cage by Spooge. Spooge maintains the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chunk tries to stall but Spooge uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chunk pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Spooge is trying to trip Chunk. He has hold of a leg but Chunk is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Spooge persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Chunk wants to get back to his feet but Spooge passes into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Chunk tries to get to full guard but Spooge has control of the leg.
Spooge stands up and beckons Chunk to join him on the feet.
Spooge darts in and clinches Chunk up against the cage.
Chunk is struggling to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chunk pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spooge gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Spooge drops down looking for an ankle pick but Chunk pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Loves To Spooge. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A telegraphed right hand from Chunk misses the target.
Spooge clinches up against the cage.
Spooge tries for a takedown. No joy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chunk escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Chunk throws a head kick but Spooge moves out of range.
Spooge fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Chunk, pushing him back against the cage.
Chunk is looking to control Spooge's arms but Spooge gets an underhook and turns him. Now Chunk has his back to the cage.
Spooge wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chunk breaks from the clinch.
Spooge has taken the fight to the clinch.
Chunk misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Spooge.
Spooge managing to block the knees to the body from Chunk.
Spooge has hold of one of Chunk's legs. Chunk is fighting the takedown attempt but Spooge gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Chunk is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Spooge dives into side control.
Spooge decides to stand up, so the ref orders Chunk to his feet.
Spooge has taken the fight to the clinch.
Chunk goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge lands a takedown into guard.
Chunk is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Spooge dives into side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spooge decides to stand back up. Spooge steps back and let's Chunk get back to his feet.
Chunk misses with a wild body shot.
Spooge keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spooge forces Chunk back against the cage and clinches.
Chunk's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Spooge clinches with his opponent.
Chunk breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Loves To Spooge dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Spooge forces Chunk back against the cage and clinches.
Chunk throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Spooge blocks it with crossed arms.
Spooge goes for a takedown attempt but Chunk pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Spooge fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Chunk, pushing him back against the cage.
Chunk taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Spooge managing to block the knees to the body from Chunk.
Spooge has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Chunk avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chunk using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Spooge has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Chunk is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Chunk misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chunk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chunk tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Spooge's elbow.
Chunk tries a body shot but Spooge blocks it.
Chunk gets underhooks to prevent Spooge's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Loves To Spooge. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chunk tries to land knees in the clinch but Spooge avoids the damage to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Chunk.
Chunk tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spooge avoids it.
Chunk trying to stall but Spooge improves his position.
Spooge lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Chunk tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Spooge manages to move to mount!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chunk can't escape the position.
Spooge stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
Loves To Spooge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chunk gets a takedown into half guard.
Spooge kicks Chunk off and gets back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge rushes Chunk and presses him up against the cage.
Chunk prevents a takedown attempt there.
Chunk tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spooge drops down looking for an ankle pick but Chunk pulls his leg out and moves away.
Spooge darts in and clinches Chunk up against the cage.
Chunk looking to stall.
Spooge on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Chunk is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chunk tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Spooge avoiding damage as Chunk throws knees to the body.
Spooge has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Chunk after a bit of a struggle.
Chunk's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Spooge clinches up with Chunk and pushes him back against the cage.
Chunk digs a right hand underneath Spooge's ribcage. Spooge let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Chunk escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Spooge moves into the clinch successfully.
Chunk tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spooge avoids it.
Sam Chunk has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Spooge goes for a takedown in the clinch but Chunk prevents it.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Loves To Spooge.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Spooge, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:29
The fight is ruled a draw!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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