PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lump Beefrock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacques Rougeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rougeau has chosen Ned's Atomic Dustbin- Kill Your Television as his entrance music. Jacques Rougeau told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Beefrock
vs
Rougeau

200 cm
26
300 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

193 cm
26
250 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Conviction
KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lump Beefrock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jacques Rougeau!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Daniel Bishop and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beefrock just misses with a punch to the body.
Beefrock misses the shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Rougeau.
Beefrock lands with a thumping leg kick.
Rougeau misses with a looping left.
Rougeau misses with a few strikes there.
Rougeau on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Beefrock looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rougeau tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beefrock was well out of range. Poor timing from Rougeau.
Rougeau throws a leg kick
and Beefrock counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Rougeau swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Beefrock throws a wild body kick that Rougeau sees coming a mile off.
Rougeau is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beefrock throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rougeau stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rougeau looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

It looks like Jacques Rougeau has been cut.
Beefrock takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Beefrock uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rougeau.
Rougeau throws a solid leg kick but Beefrock takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rougeau.
Rougeau misses the shot to the body.
Beefrock tries a low kick but Rougeau avoids it.
Rougeau walks forward, straight into a front kick from Beefrock.
Beefrock feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Rougeaus jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rougeau throws a leg kick that is checked
and Rougeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Beefrock feints and then cracks Rougeau's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rougeau down.
Beefrock with a hook.

That has opened up Jacques Rougeau's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Beefrock takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Rougeau misses with a body shot.
Beefrock feinted there with a counter leg kick.

Beefrock cracks Rougeau with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Beefrock has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Rougeau to stand back up!

Rougeau is rocked!
Beefrock throws a pinpoint strike between Rougeau's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Rougeau crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Beefrock scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lump Beefrock!
A victorious Lump Beefrock thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.