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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brian Fipps (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yormomza Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brian Fipps has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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285 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Brian Fipps!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Yormomza Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, David Hoff and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fipps tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Fipps.
Thundercunt let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fipps. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fipps fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Fipps moves out of range of the strikes.
Thundercunt throws the left hand but Fipps avoids the punch easily.
Fipps misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt misses the jab.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a looping right.
Fipps throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps lands with a good body shot.
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fipps stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot that sends Fipps's belly button to the back.
Fipps is looking to wear down Thundercunt with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Thundercunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fipps sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fipps looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fipps lands a nice leg kick that just misses Thundercunt's sensitive parts.
A jab lands there for Thundercunt.
Fipps tries to clinch but Thundercunt moves away
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fipps thumps Thundercunt with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fipps just misses with a punch to the body.
Fipps takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fipps throws a body shot but no joy.
Thundercunt's coach down at ReVoLuT!oN !sL@nD GYM was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Thundercunt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Fipps's shoulder, as Fipps tries to avoid the shot.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps tries to score with a low kick but Thundercunt moves his leg out of the way.
A lazy left from Thundercunt finds it's target.
Fipps digs a good hook to Thundercunt's body.
Fipps lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Thundercunt at a distance.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fipps manages to avoid it.
Fipps slips under a jab.
Fipps fails to land with a series of punches.
Fipps throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Fipps slips a straight right by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fipps clinches with his opponent.
Fipps has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Fipps controls his hands.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fipps lands a body shot.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fipps tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Fipps back against the cage.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Fipps lands with a light punch inside.
It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Fipps prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fipps lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fipps fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fipps misses with a punch on the inside.
Fipps misses with an elbow over the top.
Fipps goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fipps misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Good body shot from Thundercunt.
Fipps is breathing heavily.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
Fipps misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fipps fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fippss head.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Fipps throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thundercunts head.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Fipps lands a left hand.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Fipps misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fipps scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
Nice body punch from Fipps.
Fipps misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Fipps bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fipps moves away.
Fipps ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Fipps.
Thundercunt scores with a nice strike.
Thundercunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fipps uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Fipps was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Fipps misses with a hook to the body
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Thundercunt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fipps throws a series of strikes that have Thundercunt backpedaling.
Fipps is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Fipps will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fipps tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Fipps.
Thundercunt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Fipps just misses with a punch to the body.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Nice straight punches there by Thundercunt. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Thundercunt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt misses with a looping right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fipps throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thundercunt appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot that sends Fipps's belly button to the back.
Thundercunt throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Fipps on the side of the head.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fipps manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Fipps tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fipps misses the body punch
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot that snaps Fipps's head back.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Fipps is just out of range.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Fipps wants to clinch but Thundercunt slips to the side
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fipps takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a good jab.
Fipps keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Fipps's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
A slow jab from Thundercunt misses its intended target.
A quick step to the side and Fipps tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fipps scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fipps fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt scores with a decent looking hook.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fipps.
Jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fipps has Thundercunt up against the cage in a clinch.
Fipps lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Fipps misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A body shot lands from Fipps.
Fipps working aggressively here.
Fipps looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Fipps lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fipps throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Fipps misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fipps lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fipps.
Fipps's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Fipps.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short left from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fipps or not.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fipps's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt breaks the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fipps doesn't seem bothered though.
Thundercunt connects with a right hand. Fipps shakes it off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Fipps takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fipps. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Thundercunt there.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fipps looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Thundercunt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fipps at a distance.
Thundercunt has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fipps misses the shot to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a good jab.
Thundercunt swings widly with a right hand
and Fipps makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fipps looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Fipps on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
A lazy left from Thundercunt finds it's target.
Fipps misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Fipps does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt slips under a jab.
A countering left hand to the body from Thundercunt misses.
Fipps looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Fipps uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Fipps is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt jabs at Fipps's body.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fipps.
Fipps tries to score with a low kick but Thundercunt moves his leg out of the way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fipps stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fipps swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fipps tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thundercunt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fipps tests Thundercunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fipps ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt checks the leg kick.
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fipps thows a leg kick but Thundercunt checks it
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fipps.
Fipps throws a predictable looking body shot
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thundercunt throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fipps counters with a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Fipps avoids it easily.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fipps ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Fipps ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Fipps moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Fipps takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Fipps uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fipps moves away.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt lands with a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Fipps. Those never looked like landing.
Thundercunt lands with a good body shot.
Fipps avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt slips a jab and a cross from Fipps.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fipps misses with a body punch
and Thundercunt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fipps digs a good body shot into Thundercunt's ribs.
Fipps uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Fipps tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Fipps misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Fipps fails to land with a series of punches.
Thundercunt is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thundercunt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Fipps ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fipps is looking to chop away at Thundercunt's legs.
Thundercunt checks a low kick from Fipps.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Fipps is out of range.
Fipps misses the shot to the body.
Good exchange - Thundercunt coming out on top.
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Thundercunt lands a right hook to the body.
Fipps pushes Thundercunt up against the cage in a clinch.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Fipps misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fipps working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fipps lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Fipps doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt blocks the elbow strike.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Fipps gets through Thundercunt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fipps misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot that sends Fipps's belly button to the back.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fipps.
Thundercunt throws a shot from downtown. Fipps moves away and avoids it.
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Fipps moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fipps at a distance.
Fipps moves forwards but Thundercunt connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Fipps misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Fipps takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Fipps uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fipps gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fipps swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fipps tries to close the distance and clinch up but Thundercunt swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Thundercunt checks a leg kick.
Fipps avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fipps rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fipps slips under a jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Thundercunt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fipps throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thundercunt lands a nice hook to Fipps's body. Fipps takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fipps ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fipps doesn't seem bothered though.
Fipps swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut. Fipps saw that one coming.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Fipps.
Thundercunt stuns Fipps with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fipps throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Thundercunt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fipps ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fipps misses with a two punch combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fipps looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Thundercunt throws out a powerful jab.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fipps slips a jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fipps.
Fipps takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Thundercunt loads up on a big right hand but Fipps slips the punch.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Fipps fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands a really nice looking cross but Fipps seems unphased.
Thundercunt comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jab, jab by Thundercunt - just one landing.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fipps manages to avoid it.
Fipps bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut.
Fipps gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fipps.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fipps misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fipps lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
A short right from Fipps.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Fipps lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fipps is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Fipps lands a body punch in the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fipps misses with an elbow over the top.
Fipps misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fipps's elbow.
Fipps throws an elbow that misses.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Fipps.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Fipps's ribcage. Fipps let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fippss head.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Fipps.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fipps.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Thundercunt slips a jab from Fipps.
Thundercunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thundercunt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fipps throws a body shot but no joy.
Fipps throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Fipps throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Thundercunt.
Fipps throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Fipps does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt loads up on a big right hand but Fipps slips the punch.
Thundercunt punishes Fipps's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fipps takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Thundercunt lands a really nice looking cross but Fipps seems unphased.
Fipps gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Fipps tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
Fipps misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fipps.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fipps creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fipps misses with some punches.
Fipps tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Fipps can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Fipps working aggressively here.
Fipps lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Brian Fipps has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Fipps misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Fipps pushes off an throws an elbow but Thundercunt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Fipps blocking some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fipps misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Fipps lands a nice shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fipps blocking some punches.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Fipps controls his hands.
Fipps working aggressively here.
Yormomza Thundercunt is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Fipps stalling.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fipps lands with a right to the head.
Fipps can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Fipps scores with a shot to the side of Thundercunt's head.
Fipps lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fipps misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
Fipps lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Fipps.
That has opened up Yormomza Thundercunt's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fipps misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps working aggressively here.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Fipps just misses with a elbow thrown towards Thundercunt's brow.
Fipps misses with an elbow over the top.
Thundercunt gets through Fipps's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fipps misses with a punch on the inside.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Yormomza Thundercunt.
Well Thundercunt has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 45:50
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 45:50
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 46:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yormomza Thundercunt! Yormomza Thundercunt retains his super heavyweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Yormomza Thundercunt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Brian Fipps had this to say: 'Were going to go back and work harder. We got outplayed by a filthy one eyed pirate hooker. You have to let it go, move on and just work harder.'.
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