|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Generic Everyone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noo Dooo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
 |
|
 |
| 195 cm
25
215 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
|
198 cm
20
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
|
BJJ White Belt
Good elbows
Determined |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Generic Everyone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Noo Dooo!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Daniel Franklin and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Everyone throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Dooo was covering up waiting for the punch and Everyone finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Dooo wants to stand up but Everyone is controlling him.
Everyone sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dooo's guard.
Dooo keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Everyone seems to be working for a kimura but Dooo defends the submission attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Everyone looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Dooo with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Dooo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Everyone is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Dooo!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Everyone landing shots from mount.
Everyone sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Everyone is landing with some decent strikes but Dooo is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Everyone dominating with strikes here.
Everyone controlling from the full mount.
Everyone connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Everyone landing strikes, looking to finish!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Everyone landing shots from mount.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Dooo can do anything to dispel that myth.
Everyone putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Dooo is rocked!
It looks like Noo Dooo has been cut.
Dooo looks winded!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Everyone postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Dooo badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Everyone around the waist but Everyone pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Everyone is the winner by TKO! Everyone jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Generic Everyone!
Generic Everyone seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
48% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
