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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nails Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hammer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I'm Gonna Beat You Up!. Hammer has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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246 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nails Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kim Jong Un!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Radbod Blank and Patrick Alders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jong Un scores with a leg kick.
Jong Un forces Hammer back against the cage and clinches.
Hammer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jong Un will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Hammer up against the cage.
Hammer struggles to land a body shot inside as Jong Un controls his hands.
Jong Un struggles to land a body shot inside as Hammer controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Jong Un fails to land.
Jong Un trying to control the position but instead, Hammer has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jong Un into the cage.
Jong Un throws a head punch that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jong Un controlling the action here for a moment.
Hammer is stalling here.
Jong Un works on Hammer's body with a couple of short punches.
Hammer is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hammer backwards.
Jong Un misses with a hook to the ribs.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Jong Un takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Jong Un misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jong Un will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Hammer up against the cage.
Hammer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jong Un's elbow.
Jong Un throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jong Un misses with a punch to the body.
Jong Un misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jong Un doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hammer letting Jong Un take a breather here.
The referee calls for Jong Un to work.
Hammer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hammer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jong Un lands with a short shot to the head.
Jong Un misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jong Un wants to stall.
Hammer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hammer misses with a punch to the body.
Jong Un lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hammer backwards.
Hammer swings wildly with an uppercut but Jong Un uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hammer wants to break the clinch but can't.
A short body shot lands from Jong Un as the two fighters clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Jong Un.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jong Un throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jong Un is struggling to control the position.
Hammer being controlled against the cage.
A short left from Jong Un.
Jong Un lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hammer throws a punch but it's blocked by Jong Un.
Jong Un lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jong Un misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Jong Un misses with a punch to the body.
Jong Un tries a body shot but Hammer blocks it.
Jong Un lands with a left to the head.
Jong Un avoiding damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Jong Un.
Jong Un misses with a body punch.
Jong Un stalling the fight.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jong Un.
Jong Un lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hammer backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jong Un lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right from Jong Un on the inside.
Jong Un working aggressively here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jong Un.
Jong Un slowing the pace effectively.
Jong Un lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jong Un lands a left hand.
Jong Un creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Hammer with a big uppercut! Hammer tries to clinch up but Jong Un pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Hammer to the mat! Hammer covers up and Jong Un unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Kim Jong Un!
Kim Jong Un bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
38% |
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