PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donny Drumpf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kicky McKickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Donny Drumpf could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kicky McKickface's chin.

Drumpf
vs
McKickface

185 cm
25
275 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

204 cm
25
272 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Very confident

After School Syndicate

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Donny Drumpf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kicky McKickface!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Sandra Marshall and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McKickface scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

Drumpf bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
McKickface is not content to let Drumpf control the position.
McKickface manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Drumpf is controlling McKickface's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Drumpf wants to improve his position but McKickface is controlling well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drumpf keeps control of the position for the meantime.
McKickface wants to pass the guard but Drumpf is defending well.
McKickface wants to control but Drumpf is keeping him busy.
Drumpf wants to improve his position but McKickface is controlling well.
Drumpf on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Drumpf tries to get out of the position.

McKickface is trying to work for a kimura but Drumpf is defending well.
McKickface trying to pass the guard but Drumpf defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Drumpf wants to get back to full guard.
Drumpf looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

McKickface is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Drumpf is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McKickface wants to take a breather but Drumpf is having none of it.
McKickface moves nicely into side control.
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That's three minutes gone in the round.

McKickface wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Drumpf, who protects the arm well.
Drumpf is trying to control McKickface's posture but McKickface avoids it.
Drumpf might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

McKickface is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Drumpf knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Drumpf looking for a sweep but McKickface has passed into full mount! Oh no!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drumpf wants to control but McKickface is having none of it.
Drumpf is trying to escape the mount.
Drumpf reaches up to try and control the position but McKickface seems to have an arm triangle now! Uh oh! Drumpf rolls and tries to escape and now McKickface has his back!
Drumpf biding his time here by controlling the hands, looking to escape.
McKickface struggling to keep hold of the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

McKickface is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Drumpf knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Drumpf for a finish.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kicky McKickface dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Drumpf scores with a nice strike.
McKickface slips a straight right by Drumpf.
A big right from Drumpf misses.

McKickface gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
McKickface keeping moving, preventing Drumpf from controlling successfully.

McKickface is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McKickface preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Drumpf throwing strikes but missing.
Drumpf postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McKickface pushes a forearm under Drumpf's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Drumpf is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kicky McKickface!
Kicky McKickface seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.