PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sara McSlamm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Optimus Prime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Prime has chosen Rich Boy - Boy Looka Here as his entrance music. Sara McSlamm had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 267.4lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Optimus Prime has the eye of the tiger tonight.

McSlamm
vs
Prime

182 cm
47
285 lbs
47 - 23 - 1

194 cm
46
250 lbs
39 - 29 - 2

Dangerous GnP
Counter fighter
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 47 - 23 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sara McSlamm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 39 - 29 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Optimus Prime!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Robert Douchet and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McSlamm walks into a stiff left hand from Prime.
Prime lands a really nice looking cross but McSlamm seems unphased.
Prime throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McSlamm's waist but McSlamm gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Prime off to one side.
Prime throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McSlamm.
McSlamm really is a fat lump.
Prime throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McSlamm drops down looking for a counter takedown but Prime sprawls and moves away.
Prime lands with a cross.
Prime takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Prime lands a left and a right that send McSlamm crashing to the mat, dazed. Prime thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McSlamm is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Prime.
Prime closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks McSlamm out cold! McSlamm corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Optimus Prime!
A very excited looking Optimus Prime made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Sara McSlamm spoke after the fight, saying 'I made a mental error. when your flipping a burger thats not a big deal. you dont go to the hospital after forgetting to put the pickle on it... I gotta heal up but ill be back.'.