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Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Ragnar Hjelmslev (ranked 10494 p4p, 894 weight class) and Vincent Cooper (ranked 2841 p4p, 409 weight class). Hjelmslev comes to the ring accompanied by I Touch Myself. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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180 lbs
26 - 27 - 0 |
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179 lbs
10 - 8 - 0 |
Excellent boxer
Experienced
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ragnar Hjelmslev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vincent Cooper!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hjelmslev fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cooper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hjelmslev throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cooper swinging wildly here.
Hjelmslev swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cooper swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hjelmslev loads up on a big right hand but Cooper slips the punch.
Hjelmslev throws a hook but Cooper blocks it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cooper checks a leg kick.
Cooper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cooper avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
It seemed like Cooper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Cooper dodges the punch combination from Hjelmslev.
Cooper swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cooper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hjelmslev fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cooper manages to avoid it.
Hjelmslev misses with a right hand
and Cooper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hjelmslev.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hjelmslev throws a low kick, looking for Cooper's leg but Cooper calmly moves out of range.
Hjelmslev throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cooper on the side of the head.
Hjelmslev gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hjelmslev takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cooper looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Hjelmslev finds it's way through Cooper's defenses.
Cooper thuds a left hand into Hjelmslev's body.
Cooper scores with a head kick. Hjelmslev tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Hjelmslev takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Hjelmslev is rocked!
Cooper punishes Hjelmslev's body with a nice straight punch.
Cooper scores with a jab.
Oh Hjelmslev is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ragnar Hjelmslev seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cooper scores with a one two! Hjelmslev had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A big left from Hjelmslev misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hjelmslev looks to land a left hand but Cooper moved out of range nicely.
Hjelmslev takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A big left from Hjelmslev misses.
Cooper jabs Hjelmslev to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hjelmslev seems to have got his legs back now.
Hjelmslev pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hjelmslev is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cooper.
Cooper slips under a jab from Hjelmslev.
Hjelmslev on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hjelmslev throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cooper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Cooper ducks under a wild hook from Hjelmslev.
Cooper lands a body shot.
Hjelmslev throws out a loose jab but Cooper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hjelmslev misses with a leg kick
and Cooper counters with a straight right hand.
Hjelmslev on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Nice uppercut there from Cooper.
Hjelmslev throws a lazy right hand but Cooper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hjelmslev throws a right hand that Cooper ducks under and follows up with a left that Cooper also avoids with ease.
Hjelmslev throws a leg kick
and Cooper counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cooper lands a really nice looking cross but Hjelmslev seems unphased.
Cooper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hjelmslev stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Cooper closes the distance and catches Hjelmslev with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! Hjelmslev is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and Hjelmslev is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! Hjelmslev is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Cooper takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Vincent Cooper!
Vincent Cooper decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Ragnar Hjelmslev was interviewed post fight and said 'Well that about sucks. Fuck that shit, I quit this human punching bag rap. Guess that porn star thing will come in handy as a new career.'.
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