PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 1716 p4p, 195 weight class) and Anthony Ventura (ranked 1800 p4p, 203 weight class). SissyPants kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Scooters. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

SissyPants
vs
Ventura

194 cm
28
275 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

204 cm
39
265 lbs
12 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Anthony Ventura!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ventura looks to land a combination but SissyPants avoids it well.
SissyPants takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Ventura throws a looping overhand right but SissyPants ducks down to avoid it.
Ventura cracks SissyPants with a good jab.
Ventura throws a shot from downtown. SissyPants moves away and avoids it.
Ventura looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

SissyPants moves into range and clinches up with Ventura.
SissyPants tries to throw a body punch but Ventura avoids it by throwing SissyPants back against the cage.
Ventura slows down the pace here.
SissyPants scores with a nice hook to the head.

It looks like Anthony Ventura has been cut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by SissyPants.
SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
SissyPants lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ventura backwards.
SissyPants lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
SissyPants cracks Ventura with a nice body shot.
SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ventura prevents a body shot from SissyPants.
SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from SissyPants as the two fighters clinch.
Ventura looks winded!
A short right from SissyPants on the inside.
SissyPants lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Ventura to his knees! SissyPants keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Urban Fighter logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.