PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Howard Stern (ranked 1782 p4p, 239 weight class) and Remy LeBeau (ranked 2340 p4p, 301 weight class). Stern comes to the cage accompanied by The Great American Nightmare. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Stern
vs
LeBeau

184 cm
35
199 lbs
27 - 19 - 1

180 cm
35
190 lbs
16 - 17 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 180$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Howard Stern!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Remy LeBeau!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Andrew Berry and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
LeBeau avoids the head kick by Stern.
LeBeau jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stern attempts a counter takedown but LeBeau avoids it well and moves away.
LeBeau throws a series of punches but Stern avoids them all with ease.

Stern shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches LeBeau napping and manages to drive through into side control!
LeBeau tries to improve position but can't.
LeBeau manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
LeBeau trying to control but Stern postures up.
Stern content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
LeBeau trying to control here.
Stern is looking to advance position but LeBeau won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
LeBeau has his hands clasped together around Stern's back. He's all about the action.
LeBeau trying to hold on to Stern's head to control him but Stern postures up.
The fighters are battling for position here. LeBeau manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LeBeau is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

LeBeau is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Stern is aware though and is defending well.
Stern trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
LeBeau looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
LeBeau keeping moving, preventing Stern from controlling successfully.
Stern works a leg free and moves into half guard.
LeBeau won't allow Stern to pass to mount.
We've been hearing that Stern has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Stern looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Stern trying to pass the guard but LeBeau defending well.
LeBeau wants to get back to full guard.

Stern is trying to work for a kimura but LeBeau is defending well.

Stern is looking to stall in half guard but LeBeau is in no mood to hang around. He's locked up a Kimura from the bottom and has used it to sweep! He's held on to the kimura and is looking to finish here... will he get it... YES! Stern taps out and the crowd goes crazy! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Remy LeBeau!
Remy LeBeau made sure to mention his sponsor, My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) in his post fight interview.
The defeated Howard Stern had this to say: 'I blame Robin and those big G's.'.