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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Humbert Humbert (ranked 767 p4p, 105 weight class) and Michael Garibaldi (ranked 1007 p4p, 133 weight class). Humbert comes into the arena with Babylon 5 blaring out of the sound system. Garibaldi has chosen Resist and Bite - Sabaton as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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200 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Humbert Humbert!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Michael Garibaldi!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Sergei Dronov and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humbert comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Humbert sizes up Garibaldi with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Humbert swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Garibaldi looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Humbert misses the jab.
Garibaldi is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Humbert misses with a hook. Garibaldi ducked under it nicely.
Garibaldi looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Humbert works the jab nicely.
Garibaldi avoids the body shot from Humbert.
Humbert jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Garibaldi takes a jab right on the kisser.
Humbert misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Humbert takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Humbert misses with a hook
and Garibaldi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Humbert has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Humbert throws a poor cross that misses
and Garibaldi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Garibaldi ducks under a wild hook from Humbert.
Garibaldi takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Garibaldi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Garibaldi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humbert keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Humbert Humbert seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Humbert misses with a body shot.
Humbert cracks Garibaldi with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Humbert lands a head shot.
Humbert misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Garibaldi counters with a thumping low kick.
A left lands for Humbert.
Garibaldi cracks Humbert with an open hand slap.
A telegraphed right hand from Humbert misses the target.
Humbert throws a right hand that misses
enabling Garibaldi to counter with a crisp jab.
Humbert misses with a looping left.
Humbert throws a body punch but Garibaldi moves out of range.
Humbert scores with a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Humbert scores with a nice strike.
Humbert throws out a loose jab but Garibaldi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Humbert misses with a jab to the body
and Garibaldi counters with a slapping leg kick.
Garibaldi gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A jab from Humbert misses.
Garibaldi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Humbert misses with a body shot.
Humbert swings for the body but Garibaldi moves out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Humbert crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Garibaldi - the referee stops the clock and Humbert gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Garibaldi. Humbert manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Garibaldi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Garibaldi looks to throw the jab but Humbert is out of range.
Humbert is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Garibaldi lands a jab to Humbert's midsection.
Garibaldi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Humbert.
Humbert throws an off balance right hand
and Garibaldi counters with a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humbert misses with a wild body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Garibaldi! But no joy.
Garibaldi lands a nice looking body shot.
Humbert is breathing heavily.
Garibaldi just misses with a punch to the body.
Garibaldi moves out of range as Humbert strikes.
Humbert lands a jab to the head.
Humbert misses the shot to the body.
Humbert scores with a jab. Garibaldi acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Humbert looks to score with a jab to the body but Garibaldi is just out of range.
Humbert thows a left - swing and a miss!
Garibaldi throws out a counter right but Humbert avoids it with no problem.
Humbert throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Garibaldi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Humbert thows a left - swing and a miss!
Humbert looks to score with a jab to the body but Garibaldi is just out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Humbert lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Garibaldi takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Humbert lands a right hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut there from Humbert.
Humbert throws a jab when Garibaldi was well out of range.
Garibaldi flicks out a counter leg kick but Humbert steps away.
Humbert swings widly with a right hand
and Garibaldi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Garibaldi is looking to chop away at Humbert's legs.
Humbert ducks under a wild hook from Garibaldi.
Humbert throws a hook to the side of Garibaldi's head but Garibaldi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A jab from Humbert misses.
Garibaldi fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Humbert checks it well.
Humbert rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Garibaldi counters with a nice kick to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Humbert circles away from the clinch attempt.
Humbert swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Humbert Humbert dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Humbert misses with a body shot
enabling Garibaldi to counter with a crisp jab.
Humbert stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A telegraphed right hand from Humbert misses the target.
Humbert misses the jab.
Humbert misses with a body shot.
Humbert pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Garibaldi takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Garibaldi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Humbert swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garibaldi takes one to the side of the head.
Garibaldi works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Humbert is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Garibaldi can do to turn this around?
Humbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fighters circling - Humbert throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Humbert.
Good shot there by Humbert.
Garibaldi misses with an uppercut.
Humbert is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Garibaldi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Garibaldi tries a quick counter leg kick but Humbert is wise to it.
Humbert ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Garibaldi moves away.
Garibaldi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Garibaldi lands a jab to the head.
Humbert throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Garibaldi looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Humbert misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Garibaldi.
Humbert throws the left hand but Garibaldi avoids the punch easily.
Humbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Garibaldi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Humbert tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Garibaldi was well out of range. Poor timing from Humbert.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garibaldi throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Humbert on the side of the head.
Humbert throws a looping overhand right but Garibaldi ducks down to avoid it.
Humbert throws a big shot that misses.
A shot to the body from Humbert misses
and Garibaldi counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Humbert misses with a hook. Garibaldi ducked under it nicely.
Garibaldi raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Garibaldi has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Humbert ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Garibaldi moves away.
Garibaldi misses with a body shot.
Garibaldi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Humbert.
Garibaldi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Humbert manages to avoid it.
Garibaldi slips a jab from Humbert.
Garibaldi is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Garibaldi moves forwards but Humbert connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Humbert throws a hook to the side of Garibaldi's head but Garibaldi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humbert on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Garibaldi. Garibaldi obviously looking to wear him down.
Humbert Humbert is winning the standup battle so far.
Garibaldi walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Humbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Garibaldi slips a jab from Humbert.
Garibaldi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Garibaldi getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nice jab there from Humbert.
Humbert throws a lazy uppercut
and Garibaldi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Humbert swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Humbert backing away here, and Garibaldi unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Humbert just misses with a punch to the body.
Humbert defending well as Garibaldi loads up on a big left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Humbert. Garibaldi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Garibaldi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Humbert.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Humbert misses with a left hand
and Garibaldi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Garibaldi wants to clinch up but Humbert keeps it at a distance.
Humbert works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Humbert throws a hook to the side of Garibaldi's head but Garibaldi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Humbert swings for the body but Garibaldi moves out of range.
Garibaldi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Humbert throws an off balance right hand
and Garibaldi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Humbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Garibaldi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Humbert swings away with a body shot that misses
and Garibaldi counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Humbert thinking.
Humbert scores with a body shot.
Garibaldi works the jab nicely.
Humbert lands an overhand right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Humbert Humbert dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Humbert swings for the body but Garibaldi moves out of range.
Humbert just misses with a punch to the body.
A little jabbing left from Garibaldi on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Humbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Humbert lands with a nice body punch.
Humbert throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Garibaldi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Humbert takes a swing at Garibaldi's ribcage but misses.
Humbert scores with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Humbert. Garibaldi does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Humbert with a hook.
Garibaldi moves out of range as Humbert strikes.
Humbert misses with a looping right.
Garibaldi looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Humbert throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Garibaldi! But no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humbert swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Humbert missing with a left hand there. Garibaldi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Garibaldi looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Humbert thuds a left hand into Garibaldi's body.
Humbert works Garibaldi's body with a nice hook.
Garibaldi throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Humbert throws a hook to the side of Garibaldi's head but Garibaldi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Humbert misses with a hook.
Humbert just misses with a punch to the body.
Garibaldi tries to land a front kick but Humbert steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Humbert tests Garibaldi's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Humbert throws a right hand that misses
and Garibaldi counters with a straight right hand.
Humbert looks to land a left hand but Garibaldi moved out of range nicely.
Michael Garibaldi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Humbert Humbert is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Humbert misses the target.
Humbert swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Garibaldi.
Humbert tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Garibaldi was well out of range. Poor timing from Humbert.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garibaldi misses with a hook.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Humbert scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Humbert needs to keep his hands up - Garibaldi had a free shot at his head there.
Garibaldi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Garibaldi has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Garibaldi cracks a nice hook into Humbert's ribs.
Humbert lands a glancing blow to the side of Garibaldi's head.
Garibaldi avoids the body shot from Humbert.
Garibaldi doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Garibaldi connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Humbert momentarily.
Humbert throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Garibaldi looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garibaldi blocks a jab.
Garibaldi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Humbert misses with a body shot.
Garibaldi ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Garibaldi avoids the body shot from Humbert.
A looping hook to the body misses from Humbert. Garibaldi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Humbert rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Garibaldi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Garibaldi slips under a jab from Humbert.
Garibaldi looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Humbert swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Garibaldi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Garibaldi takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Garibaldi might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Humbert has got the better of the exchanges.
Garibaldi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Humbert.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Humbert throws a body punch but Garibaldi moves out of range.
Humbert jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Humbert misses with a hook.
Humbert sets himself, and Garibaldi steps forward looking for the clinch! Humbert avoids it this time.
Humbert throws out a loose jab but Garibaldi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Humbert misses the jab.
Humbert ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Garibaldi moves away.
And Garibaldi responds with a good body kick, but Humbert manages to step out the way in time.
Humbert misses the shot to the body.
Garibaldi looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Garibaldi swings for the body but Humbert moves out of range.
Humbert looks to score with a jab to the body but Garibaldi is just out of range.
Humbert clobbers Garibaldi with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good shot there by Humbert.
Garibaldi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that's the end of the fight!
Humbert Humbert showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Humbert has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Humbert Humbert!
An out of breath and clearly excited Humbert Humbert thanked WarHorse Fightwear for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
Michael Garibaldi was interviewed post fight and said 'Grumpy, stop being such a libturd. It's obvious that's what you are.'.
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