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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simbo Klice (ranked 2744 p4p, 290 weight class) and Sweyn Forkbeard (ranked 2261 p4p, 229 weight class). Klice's entrance music is THE D.O.C. - it's funky enough. A fine choice. Simbo Klice is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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270 lbs
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240 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Simbo Klice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sweyn Forkbeard!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Forkbeard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Klice sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Klice swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Forkbeard.
A looping hook to the body misses from Forkbeard. Klice does a little dance to reset his feet.
Klice changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Klice wants to clinch up but Forkbeard keeps it at a distance.
Klice defending well as Forkbeard loads up on a big left hand.
Klice swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Forkbeard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Klice.
Klice misses with a hook
and Klice takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Forkbeard drives through and clinches with Klice against the cage.
Forkbeard working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Klice blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Klice.
Klice struggles to land a body shot inside as Forkbeard controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Forkbeard lands with a left to the head.
Forkbeard will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Klice up against the cage.
Klice misses with a body punch.
Forkbeard pushes Klice back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Klice is trying to trip Forkbeard. He has hold of a leg but Forkbeard is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Klice persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Klice postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Klice tries to free his leg and advance position but Forkbeard is retaining full guard.
Klice wants to control from the top but Forkbeard keeps moving.
Klice postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Forkbeard wants to sweep but no luck.
Klice stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Forkbeard swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Klice trying to control but Forkbeard is working from the bottom.
Klice in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klice wants to control from the top but Forkbeard keeps moving.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Klice looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Forkbeard throws a body shot but no joy.
Forkbeard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Klice drives through with a takedown into guard.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Forkbeard manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Klice is trying to drag Forkbeard to the mat but Forkbeard just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Klice lands a left hand.
Klice wants to take the fight to the mat but Forkbeard manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Forkbeard misses with a punch on the inside.
Klice tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Forkbeard is leaning against Klice and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Klice tries a body shot but Forkbeard blocks it.
Klice tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Simbo Klice. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Forkbeard lands a right hand that snaps the head of Klice backwards.
Forkbeard lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Klice is trying to stall.
Klice drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Klice is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Klice swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Forkbeard.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Forkbeard as Klice tries to tie him up.
Forkbeard misses with some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klice is trying to maintain a safe position but Forkbeard gets an underhook and turns Klice into the cage.
Klice misses with some punches.
Forkbeard gets through Klice's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Forkbeard.
Klice escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Forkbeard swinging wildly here.
A big left from Klice misses.
Forkbeard feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Klice sprawling to the canvas! Klice rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Forkbeard finish him?!
Klice is rocked!
It looks like Simbo Klice has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Klice throws a body shot but no joy.
Oh Klice is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Forkbeard cracks Klice with a left hook right on the temple and Klice goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Forkbeard lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Klice is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sweyn Forkbeard!
An out of breath and clearly excited Sweyn Forkbeard thanked Red Light Coffeeshop for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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