PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Pickledoo (ranked 761 p4p, 33 weight class) and Mongolian Muslim (ranked 960 p4p, 38 weight class). Pickledoo comes to the cage accompanied by Butthole Surfers - Who Was in My Room Last Night. Muslim has chosen Modern Mongolian Music - Sandy Desert as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pickledoo
vs
Muslim

197 cm
20
287 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

225 cm
27
300 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bobby Pickledoo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mongolian Muslim!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Chad Campbell and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muslim fails in his attempt to clinch.
Muslim uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pickledoo.
Muslim doesn't manage to clinch there - Pickledoo circles away.
Muslim has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.

Muslim forces Pickledoo back against the cage and clinches.
Muslim prevents Pickledoo from breaking the clinch.
Pickledoo has had enough of the clinch but Muslim keeps him there for the moment.
Muslim has a couple of punches blocked by Pickledoo.
Muslim misses with a punch to the body.
Pickledoo lands a body shot in the clinch.
Pickledoo lands with a right to the head.
Pickledoo presses Muslim against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Muslim looks winded!

Pickledoo breaks from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pickledoo throws a shot to the body.
Pickledoo motions for Muslim to come forward. Pickledoo throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Muslim tries to clinch up
and Pickledoo counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pickledoo throws a shot from downtown. Muslim moves away and avoids it.
A swing and a miss from Pickledoo.
Good work by Muslim as he checks the leg kick.

Muslim clinches with his opponent.
Muslim tries a body shot but Pickledoo blocks it.

Pickledoo breaks from the clinch.
Pickledoo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Muslim.
Pickledoo lands a body shot.
Muslim throws a jab but it's blocked by Pickledoo.
Pickledoo works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Muslim looks to clinch
and Pickledoo rattles Muslim with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Muslim tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Pickledoo dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Muslim stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bobby Pickledoo!
Bobby Pickledoo retains his super heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Bobby Pickledoo thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Mongolian Muslim had this to say: 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!! Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.