PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kealohilani Kalawaia (ranked 1409 p4p, 61 weight class) and Mark Lesnar (ranked 1961 p4p, 87 weight class). Mark Lesnar told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Kalawaia
vs
Lesnar

193 cm
25
295 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
285 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Powerful

ZZ POPS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kealohilani Kalawaia!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mark Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Peter Branson and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalawaia misses with a left hand

and Lesnar counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Kalawaia working a defensive guard here.
Kalawaia wants to sweep but no luck.
Kalawaia throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Lesnar trying to control but Kalawaia is working from the bottom.
Lesnar's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Lesnar looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Lesnar postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Kalawaia controls Lesnar momentarily but Lesnar frees himself.
Lesnar lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kalawaia wants to stand but Lesnar is controlling the position.
Lesnar stands and throws Kalawaia's legs to the side, diving into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kalawaia is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Lesnar takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar working the head and body with strikes.
Lesnar working the head and body with strikes.
Kalawaia tries to roll over but Lesnar keeps him under control.
Kalawaia on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Kalawaia tries to get out of the position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Kalawaia manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Lesnar has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Lesnar preventing the sweep.
Kalawaia has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Lesnar controls from within his opponent's guard.
Kalawaia working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Lesnar.
Lesnar connects with a couple of short punches.
Lesnar lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Lesnar is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Lesnar's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Kalawaia wants to stand but Lesnar is controlling the position.
Lesnar wants to control from the top but Kalawaia keeps moving.
Kalawaia tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar connects with a couple of short punches.

It looks like Kealohilani Kalawaia has been cut.
Kalawaia bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Lesnar's guard.

Kalawaia working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Lesnar throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Kalawaia in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Lesnar wants to sweep but no luck.
Lesnar working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kalawaia.
Kalawaia postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Lesnar wants to sweep but no luck.
Kalawaia throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kalawaia chips away with some ground and pound.
Kalawaia throwing strikes but missing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kalawaia working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Kalawaia postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Lesnar looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kalawaia missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Kalawaia loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kalawaia throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Lesnar works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Lesnar throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Kalawaia with a flurry of punches that miss.

Kalawaia drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Lesnar manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Kalawaia has Lesnar in his guard.

Kalawaia keeping moving, preventing Lesnar from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kalawaia is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Lesnar wants to control from the top but Kalawaia keeps moving.
Kalawaia trying to keep a closed guard but Lesnar is proving a slippery customer.
Kalawaia wants to sweep but no luck.
Lesnar lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Kalawaia looking for a sweep. Not yet Kalawaia, not yet.
Lesnar with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

Kealohilani Kalawaia's cut is getting worse.
Kalawaia is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lesnar looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Lesnar is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Lesnar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kealohilani Kalawaia's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Lesnar fails with an attempt to clinch.

Lesnar fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kalawaia, pushing him back against the cage.
Lesnar stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Kalawaia looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kalawaia is trying to break free.
Lesnar is looking to take this one to the mat.
Lesnar stalls.
Kalawaia is trying to break the clinch but Lesnar is controlling him.
Lesnar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Kalawaia blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lesnar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Jeez, Kealohilani Kalawaia's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Kalawaia wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stalling in the clinch from Lesnar.

Kalawaia breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Lesnar is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Kalawaia's half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lesnar is nestled in close to Kalawaia, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kealohilani Kalawaia's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Mark Lesnar!
Mark Lesnar is the new super heavyweight champion!
A less than humble Mark Lesnar misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.