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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Rick Thomas (ranked 21569 p4p, 193 weight class) and Cornelius Stinkhammer (ranked 20536 p4p, 179 weight class). Thomas comes to the ring accompanied by Pop Evil - Ways To Get High . Stinkhammer has chosen Ghost - Square Hammer as his entrance music. Cornelius Stinkhammer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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258 lbs
10 - 8 - 0 |
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261 lbs
11 - 10 - 0 |
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rick Thomas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cornelius Stinkhammer!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Andrew Berry and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinkhammer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sloppy strikes from Stinkhammer. Those never looked like landing.
Nice jab there from Thomas.
Stinkhammer punishes Thomas's body with a nice straight punch.
Thomas moves out of range of the strikes.
Cornelius Stinkhammer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stinkhammer misses with a two punch combination.
Thomas keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Thomas tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stinkhammer tries to counter with a clinch but Thomas shakes him off and moves away.
Stinkhammer throws a right and a left that Thomas avoids nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from Thomas misses the target.
Stinkhammer throws a right hand that Thomas ducks under and follows up with a left that Thomas also avoids with ease.
Thomas clips Stinkhammer with a right and a left that makes him do the chicken dance for a couple of seconds. He touched his left hand down on the canvas so the referee steps between the fighters to give Stinkhammer a standing 8 count before we can continue the bout.
It looks like Cornelius Stinkhammer has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Stinkhammer.
Thomas ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stinkhammer moves away.
Stinkhammer wants to counter the offense by Thomas and move into the clinch position.
Stinkhammer blocks a jab.
Thomas lands with an uppercut that bounces Stinkhammer off the ropes and back into range.
Stinkhammer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thomas was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Stinkhammer misses with a wild body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Thomas misses the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thomas showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stinkhammer.
Thomas went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Thomas keeps the fight on the outside.
Stinkhammer lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Stinkhammer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Stinkhammer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Thomas. Thomas obviously looking to wear him down.
Stinkhammer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Thomas throws a quick counter kick to the body but Stinkhammer avoids it.
Stinkhammer throws a left and a right that both miss
and Thomas counters with a straight right hand.
Stinkhammer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A combination from Stinkhammer does no damage.
Stinkhammer tries to clinch but Thomas is having none of it.
Thomas is looking for a counter combo.
Stinkhammer works over Thomas's head and body with a nice combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stinkhammer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stinkhammer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thomas is looking to counter punch.
Stinkhammer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thomas lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinkhammer moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Stinkhammer is rocked!
Stinkhammer glances at the clock... BAM! Thomas nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Stinkhammer crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Stinkhammer is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rick Thomas!
Rick Thomas really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Red Light Coffeeshop logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
Cornelius Stinkhammer spoke after the fight, saying 'that man over there hit me in the head'.
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hype
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pop
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