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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brandon Vee (ranked 45 p4p, 6 weight class) and Barney Rumble (ranked 919 p4p, 103 weight class). Vee comes to the cage accompanied by Da Mystery of Chessboxin by Wu-Tang Clan. Rumble has chosen Queens of the Stone Age - My God is the Sun as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Barney Rumble was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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249 lbs
19 - 3 - 0 |
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200 cm
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256 lbs
20 - 7 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Brandon Vee!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barney Rumble!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Bruno Lombardi and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rumble lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Rumble takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Vee misses with a hook.
Rumble pivots, looking for a leg kick but Vee is out of range and Rumble settles back down.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Rumble.
A head kick by Rumble misses
and Vee counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Vee slips under a jab from Rumble.
Vee scores with a jab to the head.
It looks like Barney Rumble has been cut.
Vee throws a hook but Rumble blocks it.
Vee misses with a double jab
and Rumble counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rumble misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Vee waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rumble.
Vee misses with an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vee lands a lovely overhand right.
Rumble throws a lazy right hand but Vee sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rumble tries to score with a low kick but Vee moves his leg out of the way.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rumble looks for the body kick but Vee saw that one coming.
Vee looks to land a left hand but Rumble moved out of range nicely.
Vee has been working on his boxing with his coaches at ~T~ Troid - Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Vee checks a leg kick.
Rumble steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vee.
A jab from Vee misses.
Rumble throws a leg kick but Vee checks it.
Vee throws a hook but Rumble blocks it.
Rumble takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Vee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rumble manages to avoid it.
Vee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rumble.
Rumble keeps the fight on the outside.
Vee throws a looping overhand right but Rumble ducks down to avoid it.
Vee throws a looping overhand right but Rumble ducks down to avoid it.
Rumble scoring well with a low kick there.
Vee is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Rumble's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Vee.
Vee with a hook.
Vee swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Rumble counter with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rumble misses with a low kick as Vee jumps back.
Vee misses with a straight left.
Vee backing away here, and Rumble unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Good leg kick by Rumble there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Rumble moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Rumble swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rumble misses with a low kick as Vee jumps back.
Nice body kick there by Rumble.
Rumble throws a leg kick that misses.
Vee throws a lazy right hand but Rumble sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vee lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Rumble at a distance.
Rumble misses with a wild body shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Rumble.
Good work by Vee as he checks the leg kick.
Rumble blocks a jab.
Rumble throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vee was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A good leg kick by Rumble.
Vee throws a lazy right hand but Rumble sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Vee misses with a looping left.
Vee has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rumble.
Vee moves out of range of the body kick from Rumble.
Rumble tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vee was well out of range. Poor timing from Rumble.
Rumble keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vee avoids the head kick by Rumble.
Rumble smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Rumble has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Rumble misses
and Vee counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Rumble takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Rumble looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vee throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rumble looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Rumble tries to score with a low kick but Vee moves his leg out of the way.
Vee instigates a clinch.
Good body shot from Vee.
Vee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short uppercut from Vee.
Vee lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Vee cracks Rumble with a nice body shot.
Vee lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rumble backwards.
That has opened up Barney Rumble's cut even more.
Vee is working Rumble over against the cage.
Vee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vee scores with a shot to the side of Rumble's head.
Vee lands with a left to the head.
Vee lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Vee scores with a shoulder strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brandon Vee dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Barney Rumble's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Vee drops Rumble with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Rumble! Vee dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brandon Vee!
Brandon Vee retains his heavyweight title!
Post fight, Brandon Vee took to the microphone: 'You are looking at one of the most dangerous weapons on earth, a black man who don't give a shit. And no one can stop me. Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT!?'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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