PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lanny Poffo (ranked 23177 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumb Dumb (ranked 2834 p4p, 0 weight class). Poffo comes into the arena with The Genius blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Poffo
vs
Dumb

182 cm
20
250 lbs
7 - 10 - 0

180 cm
25
235 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good chin

Olympic wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lanny Poffo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dumb Dumb!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Gregory Folan and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dumb lands with an uppercut that bounces Poffo off the cage and back into range.

It looks like Lanny Poffo has been cut.
Nice body punch from Dumb.
Poffo takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Poffo definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The fight stays on the outside here - Poffo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Poffo shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Dumb defends it nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Dumb steps into range and cracks Poffo with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Poffo flops backwards and Dumb dives into his guard looking to finish!

Poffo is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dumb postures up, still in guard. A huge hammer fist lands that bounces Poffo's head off the mat! Poffo is out! He's out! Dumb jumps to his feet and celebrates with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dumb Dumb!
A relieved looking Dumb Dumb thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Lanny Poffo had this to say: 'I've only got one way to go after that one!'.