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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolfo Hitlero (ranked 6945 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Banana (ranked 6041 p4p, 0 weight class). Banana has chosen Glory as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Adolfo Hitlero is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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26
205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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215 cm
19
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Adolfo Hitlero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ron Banana!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Michael Johnstone and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Banana pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Banana is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hitlero sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Banana shoots in and drives through. Hitlero sprawls well.
Hitlero scores with a crisp jab that stopped Banana in his tracks.
Hitlero darts in and clinches Banana up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hitlero.
Banana is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Adolfo Hitlero has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron Banana.
Banana breaks from the clinch.
Banana looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hitlero instigates a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Banana looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hitlero drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Banana gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Banana tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hitlero just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Hitlero on the inside.
Hitlero wants to get back to striking at distance but Banana won't allow it.
Hitlero tries to pull guard but Banana won't allow it.
Banana wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hitlero has him pressed against the cage.
Hitlero escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Adolfo Hitlero is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hitlero lands a nice shot that snaps Banana's head back.
Hitlero closes the distance and pushes Banana back into the cage.
Nice body punch from Hitlero - that landed with a thud.
Banana wants to take the fight to the mat but Hitlero manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Banana breaks from the clinch.
Banana gets a clinch.
Banana is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Hitlero can't fight it off and eventually Banana manages to take the fight to the floor. Hitlero looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Hitlero on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hitlero tries to get out of the position.
Banana decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Hitlero, up you get!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hitlero throws a monster overhand right that drops Banana! Hitlero follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolfo Hitlero!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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