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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between BJ Sanchez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vagina McGinastein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!
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131 lbs
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144 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Good elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, BJ Sanchez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Vagina McGinastein!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sanchez throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McGinastein's waist but McGinastein gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Sanchez off to one side.
Sanchez really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sanchez shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McGinastein pinned against the cage. McGinastein gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
McGinastein closes the distance and clinches.
Sanchez tries to pull guard but McGinastein holds him up against the cage and eventually Sanchez drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BJ Sanchez. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McGinastein lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Sanchez drops down looking for an ankle pick but McGinastein pulls his leg out and moves away.
Sanchez tries for a takedown but McGinastein sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McGinastein crunches a lovely knee into Sanchez's ribcage.
McGinastein creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sanchez's defenses.
McGinastein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Sanchez is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McGinastein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
McGinastein unloads a knee to the mid-section. Sanchez lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McGinastein jerks Sanchez's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Sanchez drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! McGinastein goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from McGinastein because Sanchez was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Vagina McGinastein!
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FIGHT
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