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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 2284 p4p, 220 weight class) and Bonesaw McGraw (ranked 1982 p4p, 191 weight class). Diddlybottom's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Milquetoast. McGraw is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: High on Fire - The Sunless Years. Milktoast Diddlybottom has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



213 cm
32
280 lbs
14 - 14 - 0
188 cm
33
237 lbs
14 - 10 - 2
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank


Urban Fighter
Pit Bull Development


Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
HELLBENT


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bonesaw McGraw!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Ren Mimura and Sosuke Kotani.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGraw swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Diddlybottom tries to counter with a takedown but McGraw is quick to defend against it.
McGraw steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Diddlybottom. That one must have hurt.
McGraw loads up on a big right hand but Diddlybottom slips the punch.
McGraw tries to bum rush Diddlybottom with a series of wild strikes but Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diddlybottom feinted with a counter takedown.
McGraw stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Diddlybottom.
McGraw goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
McGraw missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McGraw uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Diddlybottom.
McGraw misses with a wild body shot.
Diddlybottom tries to work over McGraw's front leg with a kick but McGraw checks it.
McGraw dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Diddlybottom. That did some damage!
Diddlybottom tries to work over McGraw's front leg with a kick but McGraw checks it.
McGraw blocks a head kick by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom scores with a nice right hand.


It looks like Bonesaw McGraw has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McGraw misses with a straight right.
Diddlybottom lands an overhand right.
Diddlybottom will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
McGraw fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
McGraw throws a sloppy head kick and Diddlybottom moves out of range easily.
Diddlybottom fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McGraw on the side of the head.
Diddlybottom misses with a straight left.
Bonesaw McGraw seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
McGraw misses with a wild combination.
Diddlybottom with a hook.
Diddlybottom avoids a punch combination nicely.
Some wild striking there from McGraw.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Diddlybottom. McGraw shrugs it off though.
McGraw uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Diddlybottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGraw uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom cracks McGraw with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McGraw looks to land a body kick but Diddlybottom moved away.
McGraw has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Diddlybottom looks to land a combination but McGraw avoids it well.
Diddlybottom misses with a straight left.
Diddlybottom throws the left hand but McGraw avoids the punch easily.
McGraw misses with a hook. Diddlybottom ducked under it nicely.
Diddlybottom tries to counter with a takedown but McGraw is quick to defend against it.
McGraw tries a head kick but it misses.
McGraw tests Diddlybottom's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGraw.
Diddlybottom attempts a counter takedown but McGraw avoids it well and moves away.
McGraw lands a lovely overhand right.
Diddlybottom avoids a kick to the body.
Diddlybottom attempts a counter takedown but McGraw avoids it well and moves away.
Diddlybottom thumps McGraw with a low kick.
McGraw wants to clinch but Diddlybottom slips to the side

and Diddlybottom counters with a shoot takedown. McGraw fights it but they end up in guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McGraw is on top in guard.

Diddlybottom has control of McGraw's left arm, preventing McGraw from doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGraw wants to pass the guard but Diddlybottom is keeping the position.
McGraw engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Diddlybottom looking for a sweep. Not yet Diddlybottom, not yet.
Diddlybottom wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
McGraw is pushing down on Diddlybottom's leg trying to pass to half guard. Diddlybottom is fighting to maintain full guard but McGraw has managed to sneak the leg through.
Diddlybottom is holding on to half guard well.
McGraw not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Diddlybottom is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of McGraw's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take McGraw's back!
Diddlybottom is hanging on to McGraw's back as he tries to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGraw tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Diddlybottom pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
McGraw tries to get back to half guard but can't.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Diddlybottom wants to finish this one by submission but McGraw is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Diddlybottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Diddlybottom goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now McGraw is on top in guard.
McGraw in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Diddlybottom lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

This has been an exciting period of action!
McGraw trying to keep a closed guard but Diddlybottom is proving a slippery customer.
McGraw wants to sweep here but Diddlybottom controlling him for the moment.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bonesaw McGraw's cut.
That's time! Diddlybottom's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Diddlybottom misses the shot to the body.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but McGraw is just out of range.
McGraw lands with a nice combination. Diddlybottom backs away looking to recover.
McGraw fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Diddlybottom has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McGraw slips under a jab from Diddlybottom.
A big right from Diddlybottom misses.
Diddlybottom is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from McGraw.
McGraw throws a shot to the body.
McGraw throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Diddlybottom counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McGraw wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well.
Diddlybottom working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on McGraw's thigh. McGraw counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but McGraw is retaining full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGraw is trying to keep Diddlybottom in close.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Diddlybottom preventing the sweep.
Diddlybottom pushes down on McGraw's leg and manages to get into half guard.
McGraw is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.

Diddlybottom is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but McGraw is defending well.
Diddlybottom has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
McGraw wants to get back to full guard.
Diddlybottom is pressing down on McGraw's thigh, looking to free his foot. McGraw is holding on for now.
McGraw is looking for a sweep. Diddlybottom is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McGraw trying to control but Diddlybottom postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom tries to pass to full mount but McGraw defends it.
McGraw moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Diddlybottom is pushing down on McGraw's leg trying to pass to half guard. McGraw is fighting to maintain full guard but Diddlybottom has managed to sneak the leg through.
Diddlybottom passes to full mount!

Diddlybottom is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but McGraw is surviving well by controlling Diddlybottom's body position as best he can.
McGraw wants to control but Diddlybottom is having none of it.
McGraw tries to reverse the position but Diddlybottom maintains control.
McGraw sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
McGraw gets back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura but McGraw is defending well.
McGraw is looking for a sweep. Diddlybottom is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McGraw is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Diddlybottom's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Diddlybottom's back!
Diddlybottom really must keep his cool here. He's controlling one of McGraw's hands and whilst he does that, he's got a chance of escaping the position.
McGraw keeps control of the position as Diddlybottom tries to break free.
Diddlybottom breaks McGraw's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McGraw swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McGraw seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Diddlybottom sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed McGraw's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
McGraw wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well.
The fighters are battling for position here. McGraw manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but McGraw is retaining full guard.
McGraw is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McGraw is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Diddlybottom looking to pass the guard.
McGraw trying to keep a closed guard but Diddlybottom is proving a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bonesaw McGraw's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!


A solid leg kick lands there for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but McGraw moved away.
The fighters circling - Diddlybottom throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McGraw throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fighters circling - McGraw throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McGraw throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McGraw throws the left hand but Diddlybottom avoids the punch easily.
Diddlybottom drops down looking for a counter takedown but McGraw sprawls and moves away.
Diddlybottom throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McGraw's waist but McGraw gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Diddlybottom off to one side.
McGraw throws the left hand but Diddlybottom avoids the punch easily.
McGraw throws a lazy uppercut

and Diddlybottom counters with a nice double leg into side control. McGraw won't be happy with that.
Diddlybottom working away.
McGraw is looking to reverse the position.

Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but McGraw is defending well.
McGraw wants to control but Diddlybottom postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Diddlybottom is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but McGraw is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
McGraw tries to get back to half guard but can't.
McGraw prevents Diddlybottom from moving into mount.
McGraw is looking for a sweep.
McGraw is trying to get back to his feet.

Diddlybottom tries for a kimura but McGraw is defending well.
McGraw is looking for a sweep.

Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McGraw has escaped the position, nice work there.
Diddlybottom tries to move to mount but McGraw blocks the move with his legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Diddlybottom is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. McGraw knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Diddlybottom working away.
McGraw is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Diddlybottom is looking to take a break and control but McGraw is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McGraw stops Diddlybottom from passing to mount.

Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McGraw has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom working away.

Diddlybottom tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Diddlybottom has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but McGraw is defending well.
You can see the frustration on McGraw's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Diddlybottom wants to control but McGraw is keeping him busy.

Diddlybottom is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but McGraw is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Bonesaw McGraw has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Diddlybottom tries to move to mount but McGraw blocks the move with his legs.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but McGraw is working from the bottom.

Diddlybottom tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McGraw is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
McGraw being controlled for a moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom wants to control but McGraw is keeping him busy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Milktoast Diddlybottom showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Diddlybottom, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!

Jumping up and down and very excited, Milktoast Diddlybottom waved his t-shirt featuring Pit Bull Development's logo in front of the cameras.
Bonesaw McGraw was interviewed post fight and said 'Bonesaw bows down to no man. It's clear you had the ref in your pocket. Ain't no way Bonesaw is going out like that. Next time you are going down like Bjorn's mom.'.
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
45%
 
 
 
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