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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Diesel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destruction comes to the cage accompanied by Alone At The Landfill, Cattle Decapitation. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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176 cm
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160 lbs
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180 cm
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160 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dick Destruction! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe Diesel! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Diesel misses with a wild body shot. Destruction scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice. Destruction knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Diesel on the ground. Destruction is putting a hurting on Diesel here, landing some big shots from side control. Diesel manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu! Diesel is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. Diesel is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Destruction has managed to free his arm - good work. Diesel seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Diesel connects with a nice short shot to Destruction's temple. Diesel slips a nice elbow through Destruction's hands, connecting with Destruction's forehead. Diesel is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Destruction is trying to stand.
Destruction tries to roll over but Diesel keeps him under control. Destruction is trying to stand.
That's one minute gone in the round. Diesel is pressing down on Destruction's thigh, looking to free his foot. Destruction is holding on for now.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Nice sprawl there from Diesel as Destruction shoots in. Destruction is breathing heavily. Destruction shoots in and drives through. Diesel sprawls well. Diesel has closed the distance and engaged Destruction in a clinch.
Destruction breaks the clinch.
Diesel misses with a few strikes there.
Destruction showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Diesel.
Diesel throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Destruction. Destruction is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Diesel dodges the punch combination from Destruction.
Diesel shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Diesel was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure! Diesel working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Destruction turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Diesel off and cradles Destruction's limp body as Diesel celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Joe Diesel!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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