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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between dumb ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Saget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob Saget has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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160 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, dumb ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Saget!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
ass fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Saget sprawls well initially but ass persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
ass thows a huge punch but Saget dodges it nicely.
ass throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
ass working the head and body with strikes.
ass is working for a kimura but Saget is defending it quite comfortably.
Saget is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
ass looks to land a strike but Saget avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
ass postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
ass throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
ass with a nice head shot there.
Saget avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
ass trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
ass with a nice head shot there.
ass lands a couple of elbows.
ass lands a couple of digs.
ass working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
ass throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Saget works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
ass postures up in Saget's guard and throws a big left but Saget blocks it.
ass missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
ass is breathing heavily.
Saget escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. ass gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Saget avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Saget preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
ass loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Saget working for a triangle but ass defends it easily.
ass might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Saget looking for a guillotine here but ass defends easily.
ass scoring with punches to the head and body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
ass with a nice head shot there.
ass is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
ass trying to control but Saget is working from the bottom.
ass trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
ass postures up in Saget's guard and throws a big left but Saget blocks it.
Saget has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but ass can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
ass with a flurry of punches that miss.
ass missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
ass trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
ass is looking to work some ground and pound but Saget has wrist control.
ass missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Saget is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! ass rolls with it to try and escape but Saget cranks on the arm and ass is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bob Saget!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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