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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Fothergill (ranked 1462 p4p, 176 weight class) and Colin Bollocks (ranked 6157 p4p, 411 weight class). Fothergill kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Austrian Death Machine - Get To The Choppa. Colin Bollocks told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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260 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
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275 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jimmy Fothergill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Colin Bollocks!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fothergill scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
It looks like Colin Bollocks has been cut.
Bollocks looks to land a right hand but Fothergill moved out of range.
Fothergill connects with a looping right hand.
Fothergill throws out a powerful jab.
Fothergill lands a head kick. Bollocks smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Fothergill moves into the clinch successfully.
Fothergill breaks from the clinch.
Bollocks has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bollocks throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fothergill connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bollocks's hands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fothergill catches Bollocks with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bollocks thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fothergill cracks Bollocks with a good jab.
Fothergill and Bollocks are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Fothergill throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Bollocks into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Fothergill knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jimmy Fothergill!
In his post fight interview, Jimmy Fothergill gave a big smile as he said 'Colin Bollocks? More like Colin Bollockless! You better bring a bomb shelter if you're going to take on the Fotherbomb! Al sithee!'.
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