PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blitz Krieg (ranked 2237 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 5913 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Krieg
vs
Lesnar

225 cm
27
300 lbs
14 - 19 - 0

191 cm
27
286 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Blitz Krieg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, George Francis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lesnar shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Krieg manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Krieg is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Lesnar is controlling him.

Lesnar decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Krieg, up you get!
Krieg looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Lesnar takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Krieg connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lesnar momentarily.
Krieg lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Krieg lands with an overhand left.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lesnar walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A lazy left from Krieg finds it's target.
Krieg fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lesnar on the side of the head.
Krieg tries to bum rush Lesnar with a series of wild strikes but Lesnar uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Krieg connects with a looping right hand.
Krieg works over Lesnar's head and body with a nice combination.

Lesnar is rocked!
Lesnar bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Krieg comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Lesnar falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Lesnar was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Blitz Krieg!
A very excited looking Blitz Krieg rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Brock Lesnar spoke after the fight, saying 'Fuck him, you wait till we fight again'.