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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 62 p4p, 11 weight class) and Akeen Coker (ranked 72 p4p, 13 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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177 lbs
24 - 10 - 0 |
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180 cm
26
174 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Akeen Coker!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Hirohito Nitta and Taro Takaoka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrotum throws a head kick but Coker moves out of range.
Scrotum plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Scrotum throws a head kick that misses.
Coker misses with a body kick.
Scrotum throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Coker.
Scrotum has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Zero Tolerance in the buildup to the fight.
Scrotum thuds a left hand into Coker's body.
Scrotum blocks a low kick nicely.
Coker tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Scrotum paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A lazy left from Coker finds it's target.
Coker throws a body kick that misses.
Scrotum throws a head kick that misses.
Coker connects with a nice looking jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Coker.
Coker missing with a left hand there. Scrotum was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Scrotum appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Scrotum throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Scrotum tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Coker was well out of range. Poor timing from Scrotum.
Coker misses with a looping right.
Coker lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jab from Scrotum.
Coker lands a front kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Coker scores with a punch to the head.
Coker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Coker connects with a body shot that sends Scrotum's belly button to the back.
Coker throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Coker lands with a nice combination. Scrotum backs away looking to recover.
Scrotum throws a head kick but Coker moves out of range.
Coker throws a good cross that connects.
Coker walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Scrotum drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Coker swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Scrotum's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Akeen Coker!
Our winner, Akeen Coker, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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