PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Timurs Fuckermean (ranked 4117 p4p, 457 weight class) and Alvaro Dias (ranked 4346 p4p, 471 weight class). Alvaro Dias has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Timurs Fuckermean's chin.

Fuckermean
vs
Dias

190 cm
25
173 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

200 cm
25
170 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Timurs Fuckermean!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Alvaro Dias!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Roosa Järviläinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckermean fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dias feints the counter takedown.
Dias is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Fuckermean has a takedown stuffed.
Dias fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Fuckermean displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Dias.

Dias shoots in and bounces Fuckermean off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Dias connects with a couple of short punches.
Fuckermean looking for a sweep. Not yet Fuckermean, not yet.
My spies in Cozad MMA Rio inform me that Dias has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Fuckermean avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dias chips away with some ground and pound.

Fuckermean looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Dias working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fuckermean has momentary wrist control but Dias slips an elbow through the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dias with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dias in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dias scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Dias works over Fuckermean with some ground and pound from guard.
Dias landing with the ground and pound.
Dias missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dias lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Dias connects with a couple of short punches.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dias's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Fuckermean is breathing heavily.
Dias throwing strikes but missing.
Dias is in close to Fuckermean's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Fuckermean working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dias.
Dias postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dias keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Fuckermean's head.

Fuckermean is rocked!
Dias is working Fuckermean over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Oh Fuckermean is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dias distracts Fuckermean with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Dias distracts Fuckermean with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Dias gets to his feet and stands over Fuckermean, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Fuckermean felt that one! Dias unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Fuckermean from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alvaro Dias!