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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Blair Mullen (ranked 4571 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 13543 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Don't Stop Believing. Yahweh Falwell will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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170 cm
25
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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171 cm
49
136 lbs
2 - 111 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Brawler
Big heart |
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BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Blair Mullen! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 111 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell! The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Paulsen Ambrosius and Patrick Alders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Mullen feinted with a counter takedown. Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight! Mullen closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mullen lands in his opponent's guard. Mullen controlling from the top position. Mullen stands up and waves to Falwell to follow him. Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Mullen moves out of range easily. Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Mullen counters with a takedown into side control. Mullen is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Falwell has escaped the position, nice work there. Mullen is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Falwell's shoulder. That is not cool. Mullen scores with a couple of short elbows. Mullen has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Mullen lands a few punches from side control.
Falwell is rocked! Mullen stands up and beckons Falwell to his feet. Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Mullen finish him? The fighters circle, before Mullen throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Falwell's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Mullen lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Blair Mullen! Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
70% |
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