PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dallas Paige (ranked 3474 p4p, 373 weight class) and Fuq Yall (ranked 1711 p4p, 217 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Paige
vs
Yall

180 cm
19
190 lbs
3 - 1 - 1

177 cm
26
186 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Dallas Paige!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Fuq Yall!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Daniel Franklin and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Paige misses its intended target.
Yall lands a slapping body shot.
Yall lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Paige misses with a body punch
and Yall counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Yall moves out of range of the strikes.
Paige on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Yall lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Paige at a distance.

Yall clinches with his opponent.
Paige wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Yall has him pressed against the cage.
Yall struggles to land a body shot inside as Paige controls his hands.
Paige misses with a punch on the inside.
Paige wants to break free but Yall has control.
Yall lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Yall working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Paige.
Paige blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Yall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yall lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Yall.

Paige is rocked!
Yall lands a body shot in the clinch.
Yall lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Oh Paige is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Yall blocking some punches.
Yall lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Paige backwards.
Paige misses with a hook from the clinch.
Yall lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Paige backwards.
Yall scores with a hook to the body.
Yall dips a shoulder and cracks Paige with a mighty uppercut! Paige falls back against the cage and Yall unloads with a barrage of strikes! Paige is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Yall screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fuq Yall!