PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Submit Your Mother (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Wisco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Matt Wisco will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Your Mother
vs
Wisco

190 cm
24
155 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

175 cm
18
163 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Submit Your Mother!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Matt Wisco!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Gwen Towbar and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Your Mother closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Your Mother lands in his opponent's guard.
Your Mother trying to control but Wisco is working from the bottom.
Your Mother tries to free his leg and advance position but Wisco is retaining full guard.
Wisco not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Your Mother stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wisco swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Your Mother trying to control but Wisco is working from the bottom.
Your Mother passes Wisco's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Your Mother is looking for a kimura but Wisco is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Your Mother to get the leverage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Mother is keen to just control but Wisco is a slippery customer.
Your Mother really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Your Mother seems to be working for a kimura but Wisco defends the submission attempt.
Your Mother is trying to control. Wisco wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Wisco makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Wisco.
Wisco looking for a sweep. Not yet Wisco, not yet.
Your Mother throws a strike but Wisco rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Wisco trying to control the position from guard on top but Your Mother is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Your Mother has his foot on Wisco's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Wisco works his way back into a safe position though.
Your Mother is breathing heavily.

Your Mother throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Wisco wants to control from the top but Your Mother keeps moving.
Your Mother will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Your Mother keeping full guard, as Wisco tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Your Mother escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Wisco gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Wisco throws a big right hand that misses.
Wisco trying to control the position from guard on top but Your Mother is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Your Mother shoots in for a takedown but Wisco shows good takedown defense.
Your Mother is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Wisco.
Your Mother sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Wisco throws a sloppy head kick and Your Mother moves out of range easily.
Wisco bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Wisco tries a head kick but it misses.
Wisco throws the kick towards the body but Your Mother avoids it.
Wisco plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Your Mother takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wisco throws a sloppy head kick and Your Mother moves out of range easily.
Matt Wisco is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wisco tries to bum rush Your Mother with a series of wild strikes but Your Mother uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wisco looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Your Mother.
Wisco sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Wisco looking for submissions off his back.
Wisco trying to control from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Submit Your Mother dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Your Mother changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Wisco tries to avoid it but Your Mother manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Wisco to the ground. Wisco escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Your Mother moves out of range of the body kick from Wisco.
Your Mother shoots for a takedown but Wisco saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Your Mother slips a jab and a cross from Wisco.
Matt Wisco seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wisco scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Wisco keeps Your Mother at a distance using the push kick.
Your Mother is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Wisco.
Wisco scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Wisco scores with a nice body kick.
Jab, jab by Wisco - just one landing.
Submit Your Mother is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wisco throws a sloppy head kick and Your Mother moves out of range easily.
Wisco misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wisco lands a glancing blow to the side of Your Mother's head.
Wisco misses with a jab, cross combination.
Your Mother tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Wisco swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Submit Your Mother. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wisco is looking to land body kicks.
Wisco misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wisco misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Your Mother looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A nice combination there by Wisco.
Wisco goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wisco moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Wisco as he connects with a hook.
Wisco lands with a kick to the ribs.
Wisco throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wisco throws a wild body kick that Your Mother sees coming a mile off.
Wisco throws a sloppy head kick and Your Mother moves out of range easily.
Wisco lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Your Mother circles away quickly and effectively.
Wisco tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Wisco.
Wisco looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wisco swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wisco throws a head kick but Your Mother moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Wisco pushes Your Mother away with a front kick.
Wisco throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Your Mother avoids a kick to the body.
Wisco tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Your Mother dodges the punch combination from Wisco.
Wisco looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Your Mother misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Wisco throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Your Mother avoids a kick to the body.
Wisco scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Wisco pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Your Mother changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Wisco tries to avoid it but Your Mother manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Wisco to the ground. Wisco escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Your Mother takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A chopping leg kick lands by Wisco.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wisco scores with a jab. Your Mother acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Wisco pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wisco lands with a slapping head kick.
Your Mother fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Wisco dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Your Mother. That did some damage!
Your Mother blocks a head kick by Wisco.
Wisco misses with a few strikes there.
Wisco works over Your Mother's head and body with a nice combination.
Your Mother takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Wisco throws a body kick that misses.
Wisco throws a sloppy head kick and Your Mother moves out of range easily.
Wisco throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Your Mother fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Wisco sprawls well initially but Your Mother persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Wisco is trying to maintain the position but Your Mother is very close to passing his half guard.
Wisco blocking the ground and pound attempt from Your Mother.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Your Mother stops Wisco from getting back to his feet.
Ground and pound from Your Mother.
Your Mother thows a huge punch but Wisco dodges it nicely.

Your Mother is looking for a kimura here.
Your Mother thows a huge punch but Wisco dodges it nicely.
Your Mother trying to mount his opponent but Wisco defends it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Matt Wisco showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Wisco throws a sloppy head kick and Your Mother moves out of range easily.
Your Mother tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Wisco swivels and escapes.
Wisco throws a head kick that Your Mother semi-blocks.
Wisco misses with a few strikes there.
Your Mother has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Wisco.
Wisco tries a head kick but it misses.
A clash of legs there as Your Mother blocks the low kick.
Wisco throws a half hearted mid kick.
Left hook, right uppercut from Wisco.
Wisco scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wisco tries a head kick but it misses.
Wisco misses with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Your Mother fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Wisco fails to land with a series of punches.
The crowd cheers as Wisco lands an impressive looking overhand right. Your Mother doesn't seem phased though.
Your Mother shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Submit Your Mother. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wisco lands with a right hand.
A nice combination there by Wisco.
Wisco throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Your Mother.
Wisco cracks Your Mother with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wisco rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Your Mother moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A punch combination from Wisco misses.
Your Mother avoids the head kick by Wisco.
Wisco lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wisco pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Good leg kick by Wisco there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wisco fails to land with a series of punches.
Wisco has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Your Mother tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Wisco swivels and escapes.
Wisco lands a head kick. Your Mother smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Wisco throws a half hearted mid kick.
Your Mother avoids a kick to the body.
Your Mother takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wisco throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Your Mother.
Your Mother will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Your Mother shoots in and drives through. Wisco sprawls well.
Wisco throws a right hand that Your Mother ducks under and follows up with a left that Your Mother also avoids with ease.
Wisco throws a head kick that misses.
Wisco displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Your Mother steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Wisco. That one must have hurt.
Wisco throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Crunch! Wisco slams his shin into Your Mother's torso.
Wisco throws a series of punches but Your Mother moves out of range.
Your Mother has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Wisco misses with the combination.
Wisco ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Your Mother moves away.

Your Mother drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Your Mother working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An elbow from Your Mother crashes against the mat.

Your Mother goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Wisco has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Your Mother but great work by Wisco.
Your Mother is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Wisco's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Wisco is trying to control the action in half guard but Your Mother is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Your Mother actively working from the bottom here.
Your Mother is in trouble now - Wisco has advanced to mount!
Your Mother regains half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Your Mother is looking to improve his position.
Wisco is keen to just control but Your Mother is a slippery customer.

Your Mother looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Your Mother is looking to get back to full guard here but Wisco has managed to pass to side control instead.
Wisco content just to control the position here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Matt Wisco comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Wisco has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 28:29
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Matt Wisco!