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Event: GAMMA#761 Imbula v Wrexham     
Date:   Mar 09, 2019
#R1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Pearson. Dick does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pearson avoids the body shot from Dick.
Pearson tries to land a front kick but Dick steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dick feints the counter takedown.
A jab from Pearson finds it's way through Dick's defenses.
Pearson moves out of range of the strikes.
Pearson looks to score with a jab to the body but Dick is just out of range.#CL2#
Pearson tries to keep at a distance but Dick has taken the fight into the clinch.
Pearson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Pearson.
Dick lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pearson backwards.
Dick is trying to pull guard but Pearson has him pressed against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dick.
Dick misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A hook to the body from Pearson.
Pearson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dick's elbow.
Dick is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pearson is keeping busy.
A nice left hand lands by Dick.
Pearson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pearson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dick misses with the head strike. #T1#
Dick lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pearson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dick avoids it.
Dick misses with a body punch.
Dick pushes Pearson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pearson lands a knee to the body.
Pearson lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pearson.
Pearson misses with some punches.
Pearson blocks a body shot from Dick.
Dick misses with the head strike.
Dick is trying to pull guard but Pearson has him pressed against the cage.
Pearson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A left hand lands to the body for Pearson.
Pearson trying to land knees to the body.
Pearson lands a left hand.
Dick gets through Pearson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dick swings wildly with an uppercut but Pearson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pearson tries to work over Dick's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pearson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dicks head.
Pearson working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T2#
Dick lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Pearson fails to land.
Pearson misses with an elbow over the top.
Pearson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pearson tries to work over Dick's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dick managing to block the knees to the body from Pearson.
Pearson misses with a punch to the body.
Pearson lands with a light punch inside.
Dick lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pearson backwards.
Dick is looking to control Pearson's arms but Pearson gets an underhook and turns him. Now Dick has his back to the cage.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Pearson.
Pearson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pearson.
Pearson lands a nice shot to the body.
Pearson lands a right hand.
A right hand to the body from Pearson.
Dick pushes Pearson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dick lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pearson lands a body punch.
A short left from Pearson.
A short right from Dick on the inside.
Pearson lands on the inside with an uppercut. #T3#
A nice right hand lands inside from Pearson.
Pearson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Pearson trying to land knees to the body.
Pearson scores with a shoulder strike.
Dick is trying to stall.
Dick misses with a short punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Pearson.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pearson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Pearson controls the action.
Pearson tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Pearson back against the cage.
Pearson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pearson digs a right hand into Dick's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dick's gas tank.
Pearson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Pearson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pearson tries a body shot but Dick blocks it.
Pearson lands a damaging elbow. #CUT#
It looks like Editiny Dick has been cut.
A short right from Dick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pearson misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Pearson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Pearson.
Pearson blocks an uppercut.
Pearson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Pearson misses with a body punch.
Pearson misses with a punch to the body.
Pearson lands a body shot.
Pearson missing with knees to the body.
Pearson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dick scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Pearson fails to land.
Dick working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right from Dick.
Pearson lands a hook that snaps the head of Dick backwards.
Dick looking to stall.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dick scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Pearson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pearson lands with a left to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Pearson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Pearson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Pearson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dick paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pearson throws a leg kick which misses Dick's front leg but catches the back leg as Dick tries to avoid it.
Dick throws a hook to the side of Pearson's head but Pearson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dick swinging wildly here.
Pearson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pearson throws a sloppy head kick and Dick moves out of range easily.
Pearson misses with a body shot.
And Dick tries to counter it with a takedown but Pearson pushes his down on his head and steps out.#CL#
Pearson darts in and clinches Dick up against the cage.
Pearson misses with a body punch.
Pearson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Pearson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Pearson.
Pearson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pearson with a knee to the head.
Dick lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dick lands with a right to the head.
Pearson scores a nice knee to the body.
Pearson with a knee to the head. #T1#
Dick misses with a punch on the inside.
Pearson missing with knees to the body.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Pearson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Pearson.
Pearson is working Dick over against the cage.
Pearson lands with a left to the head.
Pearson misses with a body punch.
Pearson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dick swings wildly with an uppercut but Pearson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pearson lands a left hand.
Pearson pushes Dick back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dick swings wildly with an uppercut but Pearson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pearson lands an elbow just above Dick 's eye.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Pearson fails to land.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pearson throws an elbow but misses. #T2#
Dick lands with a short punch from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pearson lands a body shot.
Dick lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pearson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Dick managing to block the knees to the body from Pearson.
Pearson throws a punch but it's blocked by Dick.
Pearson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dick lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pearson backwards.
Pearson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pearson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dick can do to turn this around?
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pearson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Pearson lands a nice uppercut.
Pearson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pearson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dick slows down the pace here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pearson.
Pearson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dick blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#T3#
Dick managing to block the knees to the body from Pearson. #TD2#
Dick successfully pulls guard.
Dick working a defensive guard here. #SU#
Pearson decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Pearson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pearson keeps Dick at a distance using the push kick.
Dick misses with a looping left.
We've been told by Pearson's head coaches at Midnight MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Dick on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pearson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Pearson with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pearson lands with a good body shot.
Pearson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pearson cracks Dick with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Dick on the wrong end of a nice hook.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dick moves away from the strike by Pearson. #CL#
Pearson moves into range and clinches up with Dick.
Pearson can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
Dick blocks a body shot from Pearson.
Pearson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pearson lands with a left to the head.
A short right from Dick on the inside.
Pearson trying to land knees to the body.
Pearson tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Pearson back against the cage.
Pearson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pearson can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
Pearson can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
Pearson lands an elbow inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#TD2#
Dick pulls guard successfully. #SUB2#
Pearson got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pearson has managed to get both his arms back between Dick's legs - danger averted.#SU#
Pearson gets to his feet - Dick follows without any prompting.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Pearson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Dick paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dick takes a swing at Pearson's ribcage but misses.
Pearson jabs Dick right on the nose. Dick blinks but takes it well.
Johnny Pearson is winning the standup battle so far.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pearson.
Pearson scores with a push kick.
Dick uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pearson.
Dick throws out a counter right but Pearson avoids it with no problem.
Nice straight punches there by Pearson. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pearson.
Pearson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pearson jabs Dick to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dick walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dick shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Pearson pinned against the cage. Pearson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Pearson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
It seemed like Dick was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Pearson lands with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head kick misses from Pearson.
Dick tests Pearson's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T1#
Dick lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pearson circles away quickly and effectively.
A jab from Pearson does it's job there.#CL#
Pearson forces Dick back against the cage and clinches.
Pearson lands a body punch.
Pearson digs a right hand underneath Dick's ribcage. Dick let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dick takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Pearson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pearson blocks a body shot from Dick.
Pearson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Dick.
Pearson is working Dick over against the cage.
Pearson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pearson pushes off an throws an elbow but Dick leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Dick blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dick misses with some punches.
Dick lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pearson is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dick softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dick avoids the elbow strike from Pearson, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Dick fails to land.
Dick is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.#T2#
Pearson lands a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A hook to the body from Pearson.
Pearson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pearson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pearson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Pearson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dick.
Pearson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dick in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Pearson misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from Pearson.
Pearson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Pearson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Pearson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dick's defenses.
Pearson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pearson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pearson tries a body shot but Dick blocks it.
Pearson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Pearson is leaning against Dick and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A body shot lands from Pearson.
Pearson pushes off an throws an elbow but Dick leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Johnny Pearson has scored more points in the clinch so far.#T3#
Pearson works on Dick's body with a couple of short punches.
Pearson misses with a punch to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pearson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dick tries to pull guard but Pearson holds him up against the cage and eventually Dick drops back down to his feet.
Pearson lands a body shot.
Pearson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pearson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Pearson lands an uppercut.#ROC#
Dick is rocked!
A short uppercut from Pearson.
Dick is still on wobbly legs! Can Pearson finish him?
Pearson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Pearson as Dick tries to tie him up.
Pearson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Pearson. #CUT#
That has opened up Editiny Dick's cut even more.
A right hand to the body from Pearson.
Editiny Dick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Clinched against the cage, Pearson lands a big elbow that drops Dick! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Dick is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Pearson!
In defeat, Editiny Dick stepped up to the mic, saying 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.

 

Event: GAMMA#757 DeNeville v Dassler     
Date:   Feb 09, 2019
#R1#
Legions walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dick moves out of range as Legions throws a body kick.
Jab from Legions.
Dick throws a body punch but Legions moves out of range.
Legions is looking for a counter combo.
Dick misses with an uppercut #TD#
and Legions counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Legions lands a nice short elbow.
Legions working Dick over with strikes.
Dick is trying to maintain the position but Legions is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB2#
Dick looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Legions missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dick is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Legions content to control rather than advance.
Legions's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#T1#
Legions not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Legions slips a nice elbow through Dick's hands, connecting with Dick's forehead.
Legions throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dick is trying to maintain the position but Legions is very close to passing his half guard.
Dick wants to get back to full guard.
Legions looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Dick with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #SUB2#
Dick is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Legions pulls his head out easily.
Legions keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Legions is trying to control the action in half guard but Dick is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Legions scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Legions wants to take a breather but Dick is having none of it.
Dick has hold of Legions's hands but Legions slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Legions lands a nice short elbow.#T2#
Legions prevents Dick from improving his position.
Legions slips a nice elbow through Dick's hands, connecting with Dick's forehead.
Dick on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Legions is looking to take a break and control but Dick is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB2#
Dick looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dick has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Legions is working away from the top position though.
Legions is nestled in close to Dick, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Legions is stalling here. Dick is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Legions seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Dick has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Legions is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Dick tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dick has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB2#
Dick is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Legions knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #T3#
Legions manages to work his way to half guard, despite Dick's best efforts.
Legions gets full guard.
Legions looking for a sweep. Not yet Legions, not yet.
Dick looking to sit in guard and control but Legions gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Legions throws a big right hand that misses.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Legions from controlling successfully.
Legions slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Legions trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #T4#
Legions working some strikes from top position.
Legions cracks Dick with a solid left hand.
Legions with a flurry of punches that miss. #SUB2#
Dick escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Legions gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
Dick has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Legions can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Legions is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Dick bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Legions's guard. #REVB#
Dick tries to free his leg and advance position but Legions is retaining full guard.
Legions bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dick's guard. #REVR#
Legions postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB2#
Dick has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Legions is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Dick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Felix Legions dominated that round.
That's time! Legions's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##TD#
Legions fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Dick to the ground. Legions is now in Dick's guard.#SUB2#
Dick looking for a guillotine here but Legions defends easily.
Legions with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dick not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Legions connects with a couple of short punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Legions pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dick is keeping the position for now.
Felix Legions overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Legions slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Dick has momentary wrist control but Legions slips an elbow through the middle.
Legions has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T1##SUB2#
Dick looking for a guillotine here but Legions defends easily.
Legions trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
Legions is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Legions distracts Dick with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Legions lands a couple of elbows.#SUB2#
Dick looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Legions passes into side control.
Dick tries to buck Legions off but Legions is having none of it.
Dick felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Legions is putting a hurting on Dick here, landing some big shots from side control.
Dick is working to avoid the ground and pound but Legions connects with a decent elbow. #T2#
Legions lands an elbow.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Legions lands a few punches from side control.#ROC#
Dick is rocked!
Legions working the head and body with strikes.
Dick is still in real trouble! Can Legions finish him?
Legions working the ground and pound.
Legions lands a strong strike to the head of Dick. That's dazed him! Legions looking to finish here. Dick is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Legions lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Felix Legions!
Felix Legions decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
The defeated Editiny Dick had this to say: 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.

 

Event: GAMMA#751 Imbula v Wrexham     
Date:   Jan 05, 2019
#R1#
Dick tests Tsuyoshi's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Tsuyoshi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dick swings widly with a right hand
and Tsuyoshi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tsuyoshi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dick moves away.
Tsuyoshi lands a nice shot to the body.
Dick misses with a straight left.
Tsuyoshi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It seemed like Tsuyoshi was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Dick misses with a hook.
Tsuyoshi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tsuyoshi throws a head kick that misses.
Tsuyoshi connects with a single shot there.
Tsuyoshi fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tsuyoshi's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Tsuyoshi duly obliges.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dick lands with a hook. Tsuyoshi tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tsuyoshi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dick.
Tsuyoshi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Tsuyoshi misses the target.
Tsuyoshi connects with a looping right hand. #T1#
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Dick misses with a looping left.
Dick sets himself, and Tsuyoshi steps forward looking for the clinch! Dick avoids it this time.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dick walks into a left hand.
Tsuyoshi throws a big shot that misses.
Tsuyoshi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dick avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dick tries to counter by clinching up but Tsuyoshi breaks away and moves out of range.
Dick scores with a shot to the body.
No joy there for Tsuyoshi, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dick attempts a counter takedown but Tsuyoshi avoids it well and moves away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tsuyoshi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dick throwing a counter right hand but Tsuyoshi manages to avoid it.
Dick darts in looking for a takedown but Tsuyoshi gets double underhooks and turns Dick into the cage.
Dick throws a hook but Tsuyoshi avoids it easily.
Tsuyoshi lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Tsuyoshi misses with a few strikes there.
Dick appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tsuyoshi throws a sloppy body shot
and Dick counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tsuyoshi moves out of range as Dick strikes.#T2#
Tsuyoshi tries to clinch but Dick moves out of range.
Tsuyoshi lands with a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dick fails to land with a series of punches.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Dick missing with a left hand there. Tsuyoshi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tsuyoshi tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dick swats him away and circles back towards the center. #CL2#
Tsuyoshi instigates a clinch.
Tsuyoshi lands a nice uppercut.
Dick blocks an elbow strike from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dick avoids it.
Dick working aggressively here.
Tsuyoshi misses with the head strike.
Dick tries for a takedown. No joy.
Tsuyoshi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tsuyoshi can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
Dick working aggressively here.
Tsuyoshi can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action. #TD#
Dick manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back. #T3#
Tsuyoshi showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick controls Tsuyoshi momentarily but Tsuyoshi frees himself. #SUB#
Tsuyoshi got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Tsuyoshi has managed to get both his arms back between Dick's legs - danger averted.
Tsuyoshi sitting in guard, not really doing much. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB#
Dick looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Tsuyoshi trying to control the position from guard on top but Dick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tsuyoshi preventing the sweep.
Tsuyoshi stays in close to Dick's body and controls the position. #SUB#
Dick working for a triangle but Tsuyoshi defends it easily.
Dick working a defensive guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fujiwara Tsuyoshi dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
A telegraphed right hand from Tsuyoshi misses the target.
Dick chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tsuyoshi can pounce on him.
Tsuyoshi throws a body punch but Dick moves out of range.
Tsuyoshi fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tsuyoshi moves in looking to clinch but Dick pushes him off.
A big right from Dick misses.
Dick slips under a jab from Tsuyoshi.
Dick stalks Tsuyoshi and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Tsuyoshi's face. Tsuyoshi staggers backwards, shaken.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Tsuyoshi lands a lovely overhand right.
Tsuyoshi moves to clinch but Dick breaks away
and Dick counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tsuyoshi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dick scores with a hook.
Tsuyoshi lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Tsuyoshi. Dick does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tsuyoshi swats away the attempt to clinch by Dick.
Tsuyoshi throws a counter combo.#T1#
Tsuyoshi throws an overhand right that lands on Dick's shoulder, as Dick tries to avoid the shot.
A shot to the liver by Tsuyoshi. Beautiful body shot.
Dick ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dick keeps the fight on the outside.
Tsuyoshi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Tsuyoshi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dick moves away.
As Tsuyoshi tries to get set, Dick tries to push him back and clinch up but Tsuyoshi manages to avoid the attempt.
Dick connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Tsuyoshi's hands.
Dick dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#CL2#
Tsuyoshi closes the distance and clinches.
Tsuyoshi working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dick takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT2#
It looks like Editiny Dick has been cut.
Tsuyoshi swings wildly with an uppercut but Dick uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tsuyoshi misses with an elbow over the top.#T2#
A body shot lands from Tsuyoshi.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dick.
Tsuyoshi tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Tsuyoshi back against the cage.
Tsuyoshi with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dick tries a body shot but Tsuyoshi blocks it.
Dick blocks an elbow strike.
Tsuyoshi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dick's elbow.
Dick blocks an uppercut.
Dick misses with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Dick scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tsuyoshi lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dick works on Tsuyoshi's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice elbow from Tsuyoshi.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tsuyoshi's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T3#
Tsuyoshi throws a head punch that misses.
Tsuyoshi pushes Dick back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tsuyoshi.
Dick tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tsuyoshi swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tsuyoshi working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tsuyoshi lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dick.
Dick is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Tsuyoshi blocking some punches.
A short right from Dick.
Dick is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Tsuyoshi swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tsuyoshi obliges.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows. #T4#
Tsuyoshi lands a nice uppercut.
Tsuyoshi tries to work over Dick's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tsuyoshi using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dick has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Tsuyoshi blocks a body shot from Dick.
Tsuyoshi lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dick backwards.
Tsuyoshi tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tsuyoshi lands a left hand.
Tsuyoshi tries a body shot but Dick blocks it.
Tsuyoshi lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dick backwards.
Tsuyoshi swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dick throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dick swings wildly with an uppercut but Tsuyoshi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tsuyoshi misses with an elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fujiwara Tsuyoshi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Tsuyoshi connects with the punch.
Dick dodges the punch combination from Tsuyoshi.
Dick appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Dick misses with an uppercut.
Tsuyoshi throws a hook to the side of Dick's head but Dick sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tsuyoshi fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dick blocks a head kick by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Tsuyoshi tries to clinch
and Dick counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Tsuyoshi throws a body shot but no joy.
Dick misses with an uppercut. Tsuyoshi saw that one coming.
Tsuyoshi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dick moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tsuyoshi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dick lands with a good body shot.
Dick with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Tsuyoshi swinging wildly here. #T1#
Tsuyoshi swings widly with a right hand #CL#
and Dick holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dick has a couple of punches blocked by Tsuyoshi.
Dick blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dick misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dick.
Tsuyoshi throws a punch but it's blocked by Dick.
Dick throws a head punch that misses.
Dick digs a right hand underneath Tsuyoshi's ribcage. Tsuyoshi let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dick tries to pull guard but Tsuyoshi forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Dick working aggressively here.
Dick blocks a body shot from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi prevents a body shot from Dick.
Dick throws a head punch that misses.
Tsuyoshi missing with knees to the body.
Tsuyoshi tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Tsuyoshi back against the cage.
Tsuyoshi makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Tsuyoshi controls the action. #T2#
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dick.
Tsuyoshi cracks Dick with a nice body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dick.
Knees in the clinch landing for Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi lands a knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tsuyoshi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tsuyoshi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tsuyoshi lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dick backwards.
Dick throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tsuyoshis head.
Dick lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dick taking a breather.
Dick working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tsuyoshi.
Dick lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tsuyoshi backwards.
Dick struggles to land a body shot inside as Tsuyoshi controls his hands.
Tsuyoshi misses with a body punch.
Tsuyoshi throws an elbow that misses. #T3#
Tsuyoshi lands an elbow inside that Dick shrugs off.
Tsuyoshi pushes Dick back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tsuyoshi creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dick's defenses.
Dick fails to pull the fight into his guard.
A short right from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Tsuyoshi landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Tsuyoshi presses Dick against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Tsuyoshi prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Tsuyoshi misses with a body punch.
Editiny Dick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tsuyoshi lands an uppercut.#TD#
Dick pulls guard successfully.
Tsuyoshi not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB#
Dick has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Tsuyoshi can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T4#
Tsuyoshi showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Dick is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Tsuyoshi's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Tsuyoshi from controlling successfully.
Tsuyoshi is stalling in the full guard.
Tsuyoshi trying to control the position from guard on top but Dick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Tsuyoshi winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fujiwara Tsuyoshi!

In his post fight interview, Fujiwara Tsuyoshi started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Editiny Dick spoke after the fight, saying 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.

 

Event: GAMMA#747 Imbula v Shin     
Date:   Dec 15, 2018
#R1##TD#
Dick shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Haze keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass.
Haze will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Haze bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dick's guard. #REVB#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Haze has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Dick to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Haze is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Dick pulls down on the head and he's put Haze to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Editiny Dick!
A very excited looking Editiny Dick made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: GAMMA#739 Keenan v Legions     
Date:   Oct 27, 2018
#R1#
Manuel looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Manuel misses with a few strikes there.
Manuel lands with a straight right. Dick didn't see that one coming.
Manuel misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dick tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Manuel was well out of range. Poor timing from Dick.
Manuel works over Dick's head and body with a nice combination.
Manuel throws a head kick that misses.
Manuel throws a series of punches but Dick avoids them all with ease.
A swing and a miss from Manuel.
Dick has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Xtreme MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Manuel jabs at Dick's body.
Manuel swings widly with a right hand
and Dick counters with a stiff right hand.
Manuel has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Manuel misses with a lunging right hand
and Manuel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Manuel keeps Dick at a distance using the push kick.
Manuel lands with a slapping head kick.
Manuel is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dick.
Dick takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Manuel throws a head kick that misses.
Dick was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Manuel throws a right and a left that Dick avoids nicely.
Dick lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T1#
Manuel takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Manuel lands a slapping body shot.
The fighters circling - Manuel throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Manuel thuds a left hand into Dick's body.
Manuel pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dick is out of range and Manuel settles back down.
Dick misses with an uppercut.
Manuel scores with a jab to the head.
Manuel throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dick sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Manuel looks to land a left hand but Dick moved out of range nicely.
Manuel takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dick ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dick moves out of range as Manuel strikes.
Manuel throws a body shot but no joy.
Manuel throws a poor cross that misses
and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A big left from Dick misses.
Manuel lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Peter Manuel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Manuel swinging wildly here.
A little feinted left hand from Dick on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T2#
Manuel misses with a straight right.
Manuel throws a jab but it's blocked by Dick.
Manuel throws a jab but it's blocked by Dick.
Dick avoids a punch combination nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dick. Manuel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Manuel.
Dick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Manuel.
Manuel swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dick scores with a hook.
Dick lands an overhand right.
Manuel misses with a right hand
and Manuel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dick is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A jab from Dick misses.
Manuel misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dick is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Manuel closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Dick takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dick misses with an uppercut. Manuel saw that one coming.
Manuel throws out a counter right but Dick avoids it with no problem.#T3#
Manuel uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dick.
Nice defenses there by Dick.
Dick thows a left - swing and a miss!
A left lands for Manuel.
Manuel staying out of range there.
Manuel throws a poor cross that misses
and Dick counters with a straight right hand.
Nice uppercut there from Dick.
Some wild striking there from Manuel.
Dick wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Dick loads up on a big right hand but Manuel slips the punch.
Manuel tries a head kick but it misses.
Manuel throws a one two combo.
Dick bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Manuel throws a right and a left that both miss.
Peter Manuel is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Manuel swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dick counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Manuel ducks under a wild hook from Dick.
Manuel misses with a jab, cross combination.
A punch lands to the side of Manuel 's head but he takes it in his stride.#T4#
Manuel pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Manuel misses with a head kick.
Manuel ducks under a wild hook from Dick.
Dick tries to move into range but Manuel moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Nice body punch from Dick.
Manuel tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dick is able to avoid easily.
Manuel moves away from the strike by Dick.
Dick bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dick seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Dick thows a left - swing and a miss!
Manuel doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Manuel pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Manuel misses with a wild body shot.
Manuel connects with a body shot.
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Manuel.
Manuel misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dick.
Manuel misses the jab.
A little feinted left hand from Dick on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Manuel scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Manuel dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Dick gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Manuel throws a lazy uppercut
and Dick counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dick moves in looking to clinch but Manuel pushes him off.
Manuel has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Manuel on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dick ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dick with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Manuel to score with a decent uppercut.
Manuel scores with a jab.
Dick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dick uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.#TD#
Dick fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Manuel sprawls well initially but Dick persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB#
Dick is trying to work for a kimura but Manuel is defending well.
Manuel is not content to let Dick control the position.
Manuel has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dick is working away from the top position though.#T1#
Dick wants to control but Manuel is keeping him busy.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Manuel wants to control but Dick is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB#
Dick seems to be looking for submissions.
Manuel tries to roll over but Dick keeps him under control.#SUB2#
Manuel looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dick wants to free his trapped foot but Manuel is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Dick passes to full mount! #SUB#
Dick swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Manuel is now in Dick's guard. A big mistake from Dick there, giving up the dominant position! #T2##SUB#
Manuel got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Manuel has managed to get both his arms back between Dick's legs - danger averted.#SUB#
Dick is looking for a triangle but Manuel pushes his legs off easily.
Manuel trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Dick throws his legs up looking for a submission but Manuel uses it to pass to side control.
Dick is looking to reverse the position.
Dick manages to get one leg in to regain half guard. #T3#
Dick is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Manuel performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Dick is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dick is refusing to be controlled, as Manuel sits in half guard.
Manuel prevents Dick from improving his position.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.#SUB2#
Manuel is trying to work for a kimura but Dick is defending well.
Manuel is looking to advance position but Dick won't allow it.
Dick tries to roll over but Manuel keeps him under control.
Manuel is thwarting Dick's attempts to control the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Manuel tries to stand but can't do so whilst Dick controls his leg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Editiny Dick will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Dick lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Dick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Manuel.
Manuel lands a jab to the head.
Peter Manuel seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dick slips under a jab.
Dick wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Manuel misses with a straight left.
A big right from Manuel misses.
Manuel getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Manuel throws a looping overhand right but Dick ducks down to avoid it.
Dick half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Manuel lands the left hand.
Manuel throws a right hand that misses
and Manuel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dick with a hook.
Manuel cracks Dick with a good jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Manuel.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dick moves out of range of the strikes.
Dick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Manuel.
Manuel looks to land a left hand but Dick moved out of range nicely.#T1#
Manuel misses with the combination. #TD#
Dick closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Manuel is not content to let Dick control the position. #SUB#
Dick is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Manuel has escaped the position, nice work there.
You can see the frustration on Manuel's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#SUB#
Dick tries for a kimura but Manuel is defending well.
Dick trying to control the action but Manuel is working from the bottom. #T2#
Dick advances to full mount.
Dick avoids the attempt from Manuel to control.
Manuel tries to control Dick's body but Dick pushes him off. Manuel squirms to his side and now Dick has his back!
Editiny Dick overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Manuel looking very determined here, making life difficult for Dick. #SUB#
Dick working for the rear naked choke here. He's got one arm under but Manuel is defending well. A couple of punches soften him up though and Dick has tightened the hold! This one could be all over! It is! Manuel taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Editiny Dick!
During a confident post fight interview, Editiny Dick thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: GAMMA#734 FannyP vs Heimendahl     
Date:   Sep 29, 2018
#R1#
Ramos misses with a body shot.
Dick steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Ramos .
Ramos throws the left hand but Dick avoids the punch easily.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Ramos .
Ramos throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Dick counter with a right hand.
Ramos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ramos throws a right hand that misses
and Ramos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dick throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ramos with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dick avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ramos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ramos moves out of range of the strikes.#TD2#
Dick shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Ramos is trying to defend but Dick finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB2#
Dick seems to be looking for submissions.
We've been hearing good reports from Ramos 's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.#SUB2#
Dick is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #T1##SUB2#
Dick is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Ramos doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dick.
Ramos is trying to get back to full guard.
Ramos wants to get back to full guard but Dick has passed into side control.
Ramos prevents Dick from moving into mount. #SUB2#
Dick is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Ramos is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB2#
Dick is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Ramos has escaped the position, nice work there.
Ramos tries to buck Dick off but Dick is having none of it.#T2#
Dick trying to control the action but Ramos is working from the bottom.
Ramos is looking to regain half guard here but Dick keeps moving and retains side control. #SUB2#
Dick is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Ramos knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Ramos struggling a bit here.#SUB2#
Dick thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Ramos sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.#T3#
Ramos has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dick is working away from the top position though.#SUB2#
Ramos is defending against the submission attempts here by Dick.
Ramos has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dick is working away from the top position though.
Ramos gets back to full guard.
Dick trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Ramos controls Dick momentarily but Dick frees himself. #SUB2#
Dick drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Ramos manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Dick has Ramos in his guard.#REVR#
Ramos postures up. #T4#
Dick avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Ramos chips away with some ground and pound.
Ramos trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Ramos sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dick's guard. #SUB2#
Dick looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dick trying to control but Ramos postures up.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Ramos connects with a nice short shot to Dick's temple.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ramos thows a huge punch but Dick dodges it nicely.
Dick is looking to improve his position.
Ramos trying to pass the guard but Dick defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Editiny Dick will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Dick misses with a hook.
Ramos misses with an uppercut
and Dick counters with a straight right hand.
Dick defending well as Ramos loads up on a big left hand.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Ramos !
Dick scores with a nice right hand.
Dick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ramos jabs at Dick's body.
Dick connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Ramos 's hands.
Ramos moves forwards but Dick connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Ramos tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dick paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dick looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dick cracks Ramos with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice defenses there by Dick.
Ramos rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dick makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ramos misses with a right hand
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ramos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ramos misses with an uppercut. Dick saw that one coming.
Dick misses with a hook. Ramos ducked under it nicely. #T1#
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Ramos .
Ramos misses the jab.
Dick is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Ramos takes a swing at Dick's ribcage but misses.
Ramos throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ramos throws an off balance right hand
and Dick counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ramos sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dick lands with a good body shot.
Dick has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Dick throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ramos stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dick digs a good hook to Ramos 's body.
Ramos throws an overhand right that lands on Dick's shoulder, as Dick tries to avoid the shot.
Ramos misses the shot to the body.
Ramos scores with a jab to the jaw.
Ramos swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
Ramos lands a body shot.
Ramos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ramos misses the shot to the body.
Ramos throws a body shot but no joy. #T2#
Nice defenses there by Ramos .
Ramos swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ramos , as that shot connected. #TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Ramos .
Dick is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Ramos grinds an elbow into Dick's temple.
Ramos working away.#SUB#
Ramos tries for a kimura but Dick is defending well.
Ramos wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dick keeps working. #T3#
Dick is trying to control Ramos 's posture but Ramos avoids it.
Ramos cracks Dick with a big right hand but Dick just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Ramos working away.
Ramos working the ground and pound from side control.
Ramos working the ground and pound.
Check out the look on Ramos 's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Ramos lands a few punches from side control.
Dick tries to bench press Ramos off him but Ramos keeps the position.
Ramos landing a few strikes.
Ramos wants to control but Dick is keeping him busy. #T4#
Ramos in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows. #ROC#
Dick is rocked!
Tony Ramos overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Ramos working the ground and pound.
Dick is still in real trouble! Can Ramos finish him?
Check out the look on Ramos 's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Ramos trying to control the position but Dick is working away.
Dick tries to buck Ramos off but Ramos is having none of it.
Ramos scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Dick is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Ramos can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tony Ramos !
Editiny Dick was interviewed post fight and said 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.

 

Event: GAMMA#729 Mirowski v Lord     
Date:   Sep 01, 2018
#R1#
Ricard avoids the body shot from Dick.
Ricard throws a lazy right hand but Dick sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dick misses with an uppercut. Ricard saw that one coming.
Dick has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Xtreme MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Ricard lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ricard misses with a telegraphed body shot #TD#
and Dick counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Ricard trying to control but Dick postures up.
Ricard preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Dick passes to side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick tries to move into full mount but can't pass Ricard's legs.
Ricard gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard. #SUB#
Dick is working for a kimura but Ricard is defending it quite comfortably. #T1#
Dick trying to control the action but Ricard is working from the bottom.
Dick is thwarting Ricard's attempts to control the position.
Ricard is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Dick is staying active.
Ricard tries to get to full guard but Dick has control of the leg.
Ricard gets full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dick forces his way into half guard.
Ricard desperately trying to maintain half guard. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dick tries to pass the half guard into mount. Ricard knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Ricard is staying active underneath Dick, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Ricard manages to get to full guard.
Dick pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Ricard is keeping the position for now.
Dick advances to half guard.
Ricard wants to control but Dick is keeping busy. #SUB#
Dick is looking for a kimura but Ricard is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Dick to get the leverage. #T3#
Ricard wants to improve his position but Dick is controlling well.
Ricard makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Ricard.#SUB2#
Ricard is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dick defends well.
Ricard bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dick's guard. #REVB#
Ricard trying to control the position from guard on top but Dick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Dick is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #T4#
Dick is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Dick looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ricard is one step ahead there.
My spies in Temple of Cloud Warriors-youth inform me that Ricard has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Dick keeping moving, preventing Ricard from controlling successfully.
Dick trying to control the position.
Ricard passes into half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Dick looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dick tries to roll over but Ricard keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Ricard moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ricard looks for the body kick but Dick saw that one coming.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Ricard delivers a nice body kick.#TD#
Dick throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Ricard was covering up waiting for the punch and Dick finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Ricard pulls Dick in close to his closed guard and prevents Dick from doing any damage or advancing position.
Dick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ricard swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick postures up.
Dick is pushing down on Ricard's leg trying to pass to half guard. Ricard is fighting to maintain full guard but Dick has managed to sneak the leg through.
Dick looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #T1#
Dick seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Ricard moves into full guard.
Dick pushes down on Ricard's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Ricard is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Dick's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Dick's back!
Dick tries to roll but Ricard sticks to his back.
Dick trying to control the action but Ricard just sinks the hooks in.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ricard really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Dick.#T2##SUB2#
Dick preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Ricard.
Ricard is looking to control Dick but Dick is wriggling around and keeping busy. #SUB2#
Ricard working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Dick trying to control the position but Ricard manages to sink in the hooks.
Ricard tries to get the hooks in deep but Dick pushed the leg off. #SUB2#
Ricard sinks in the hooks and is looking for the choke. He's got it! Dick taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Farboleous Ricard!
In his post fight interview, Farboleous Ricard gave a big smile as he said 'Joe. It was so nice not to have to be the one attacking on the ground. I was really able to sit back in, take the game at my pace. It was just a matter of cooking the beans slow, goin' thru the pins and well RnC was my prediction. He wanted to win. I was gonna win, so I could pull that chick over de'.
The defeated Editiny Dick had this to say: 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.

 

Event: GAMMA#725 Simmons v Hoyce 2     
Date:   Aug 11, 2018
#R1#
Good leg kick by Ricard there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud. #CL#
Ricard tries to keep at a distance but Dick has taken the fight into the clinch.
Ricard struggles to land a body shot inside as Dick controls his hands.
Ricard tries to work over Dick's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ricard.
Dick makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dick tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ricard lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dick backwards.
Ricard tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC2#
Ricard manages to break the clinch. #CL2#
Ricard moves into the clinch.
Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dick lands with a left to the head.
Ricard misses with a body punch. #TD#
Dick manages to pull guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dick keeping moving, preventing Ricard from controlling successfully.
Dick looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ricard is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T1#
Ricard is continuing to stall.#SUB#
Dick is looking for a triangle but Ricard pushes his legs off easily.
Ricard wants to control from the top but Dick keeps moving.
Ricard is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Ricard from controlling successfully. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Ricard trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB#
Dick is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ricard is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Dick escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ricard gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Dick looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Dick can't keep his opponent in guard - Ricard advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Dick wants to control but Ricard is keeping busy. #SUB2#
Ricard wants to work for an arm triangle but Dick is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #T3##SUB#
Dick has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Ricard escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Ricard!
Dick manages to work his way to half guard, despite Ricard's best efforts.
Ricard is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Ricard tries to pass to full mount but Dick defends it. #SUB2#
Ricard looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Dick is staying active underneath Ricard, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dick gets full guard.#SUB#
Dick is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ricard is aware though and is defending well.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Ricard from controlling successfully.
Ricard wants to pass the guard but Dick is keeping the position.#SUB#
Dick is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ricard is aware though and is defending well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ricard slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #SUB#
Dick looking for a guillotine here but Ricard defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Farboleous Ricard will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Ricard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ricard throws a wild body kick that Dick sees coming a mile off.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ricard lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dick has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dick and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dick doesn't manage to clinch there - Ricard circles away.
Ricard misses with an uppercut.
Ricard throws a head kick but Dick moves out of range.
A big right from Dick misses.
Dick moves out of range as Ricard strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ricard takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dick misses with an uppercut.
Dick misses with an uppercut
and Ricard counters with a nice uppercut.
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
Ricard wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#T1#
Dick ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ricard throws a jab but it's blocked by Dick.
Dick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ricard moves away.
Dick swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fighters circling - Ricard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dick throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ricard fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Ricard sizes up Dick with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ricard throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A little feinted left hand from Dick on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Farboleous Ricard seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ricard misses with a few strikes there.
Nice defenses there by Dick.
Ricard throws a head kick that misses.
Dick lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Ricard scores with a hook to the body. Dick takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #CL#
Dick clinches up against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ricard misses with a short punch on the inside. #T2#
Ricard tries a body shot but Dick blocks it.
Ricard softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ricard throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ricard misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ricard's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dick tries to throw a body punch but Ricard avoids it by throwing Dick back against the cage.
Ricard blocks an uppercut.
Dick working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dick prevents a body shot from Ricard.
Ricard is leaning against Dick and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A shot in the inside from Ricard.
Ricard has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dick seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Ricard can turn it around.
Dick lands a hook that snaps the head of Ricard backwards.
Ricard tries to work over Dick's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dick goes for a takedown attempt but Ricard pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Ricard swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dick is looking to wear down Ricard with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dick keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dick appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#T3#
Ricard misses with a body kick.
Ricard misses with a hook. Dick ducked under it nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Dick misses the target.
Dick throws a looping overhand right but Ricard ducks down to avoid it.
Dick scores with a shot to the body.
Ricard jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dick staying out of range there.
Dick blocks a head kick by Ricard.
Ricard throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Ricard.
Dick looks to land a right hand but Ricard moved out of range.
A swing and a miss from Ricard.
Dick on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ricard. Ricard obviously looking to wear him down.
Ricard tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ricard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dick sees it coming and avoids it easily.#T4##TD#
Dick drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB2#
Ricard looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Dick postures up.
Dick wants to pass the guard but Ricard is keeping the position.#SUB2#
Ricard is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dick forces his way into half guard.#SUB#
Dick is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Farboleous Ricard will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Ricard misses with a wild body shot.
Ricard avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dick throws a poor cross that misses
and Ricard counters with a good, hard body kick but Dick shrugs it off.
Ricard throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Ricard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dick.
Ricard sizes up Dick with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ricard changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dick misses with a looping left.
Dick bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ricard looks to throw the jab but Dick is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ricard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ricard wants to land a leg kick but Dick is out of range.
Dick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ricard.
Ricard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dick.
Ricard now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Ricard slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#T1#
Dick shoots in looking for a takedown but Ricard manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Dick's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.#TD#
Dick closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. #SUB#
Dick looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Dick working away.
Ricard stops Dick from passing to mount.
Dick working away.
Ricard is trying to improve his position.
Ricard struggling a bit here.
Dick works to advance to full mount. Ricard defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs. #T2#
Ricard is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Ricard is desperately trying to improve his position but Dick has a good base and remains in mount.#SUB#
Ricard defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Dick.
Ricard regains half guard.
Ricard is doing well to control the position and prevent Dick from advancing to side control.
Dick is looking to take a break and control but Ricard is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dick wants to pass to mount but Ricard is defending the position.
Ricard tries to roll over but Dick keeps him under control.#T3##SUB#
Dick is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Ricard has managed to free his arm - good work.
Ricard trying to control here.
Editiny Dick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB#
Dick is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Ricard is just riding it out for now. Dick eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
Dick is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Ricard has managed to free his arm - good work. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dick tries to pass to full mount but Ricard defends it. #SUB2#
Ricard looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
Ricard actively working from the bottom here.
Dick not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dick works his foot free and advances to mount.
Dick prevents Ricard from getting the reversal.

And that's the end of the fight!
Editiny Dick showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Ricard has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a draw!

 

Event: GAMMA#721 Grigorian v Quin     
Date:   Jul 21, 2018
#R1#
Tsuyoshi swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dick! But no joy.
A punch combination from Dick misses. #CL2#
Dick rushes Tsuyoshi and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dick working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tsuyoshi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dick's elbow.
Tsuyoshi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tsuyoshi lands an elbow just above Dick 's eye.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Tsuyoshi.
Dick lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tsuyoshi backwards.
Dick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tsuyoshi throws a head punch that misses.
Dick throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tsuyoshis head.
Tsuyoshi lands an elbow that stopped Dick in his tracks for a moment.
Dick stalling in the clinch but Tsuyoshi improves position.
Tsuyoshi lands with a right to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch on the inside from Dick fails to land.
Tsuyoshi blocking some punches.
Dick swings wildly with an uppercut but Tsuyoshi uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Dick fails to land. #T1#
A left hand lands to the body for Dick.
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dick tries to stall but Tsuyoshi uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dick tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Our sources have told us that Tsuyoshi has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
With the fighters up against the cage, Tsuyoshi throws an elbow but misses.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dick tries a body shot but Tsuyoshi blocks it.
Dick throws a head punch that misses.
Dick lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dick lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tsuyoshi backwards.
Tsuyoshi blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dick.
Tsuyoshi gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dick.
Tsuyoshi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Tsuyoshi creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. #T2#
A nice right hand lands inside from Tsuyoshi.
A right hand to the body from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi lands a shot to the body.
Dick gets through Tsuyoshi's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Still in the clinch, Dick scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi misses with the head strike.
Tsuyoshi lands a right hand.
Dick misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dick misses with a punch to the body.
Tsuyoshi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tsuyoshi missing with knees to the body.
Tsuyoshi gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #CUT#
It looks like Editiny Dick has been cut.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Tsuyoshi.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dick.
Tsuyoshi tries a body shot but Dick blocks it.
Tsuyoshi struggles to land a body shot inside as Dick controls his hands.
Tsuyoshi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Tsuyoshi controls the action. #T3#
Dick pushes Tsuyoshi back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Tsuyoshi tries to land a knee to the head but Dick blocks with his arms.
Tsuyoshi is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dick is defending well for now.
A short uppercut from Dick.
Tsuyoshi connects with a knee to the head.
Dick gets through Tsuyoshi's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Dick scores with a nice short uppercut.
A body shot lands from Dick.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Tsuyoshi pushes Dick back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Dick scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dick misses with the head strike.
Tsuyoshi tries to land a knee to the head but Dick blocks with his arms.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick working aggressively here.
Tsuyoshi lands a nice uppercut.
Tsuyoshi blocks an uppercut. #T4#
Dick goes for a takedown attempt but Tsuyoshi pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Editiny Dick.
Dick throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Dick lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tsuyoshi circles away quickly and effectively.
Tsuyoshi is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Tsuyoshi throws a one two combo.
Tsuyoshi missing with a left hand there. Dick was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dick connects with a right hand. Tsuyoshi shakes it off.
Tsuyoshi lands with a straight right. Dick didn't see that one coming.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tsuyoshi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tsuyoshi creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Editiny Dick will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Dick keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tsuyoshi.
A left lands for Dick.
A jab from Tsuyoshi misses.
Tsuyoshi fails in his attempt to clinch.
A little jabbing left from Dick on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Dick throws a good cross that connects.
Dick scores with a hook.
Dick with a nice cross.
Dick feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tsuyoshis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tsuyoshi walks into a jab.
Tsuyoshi moves away from the strike by Dick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Tsuyoshi.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tsuyoshi. #T1#
Tsuyoshi ducks under a wild hook from Dick.
Tsuyoshi tries to clinch but Dick is having none of it.
Dick looks to score with a jab to the body but Tsuyoshi is just out of range.
Dick looks to throw the jab but Tsuyoshi is out of range.
Dick keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dick swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dick works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dick throws a hook to the side of Tsuyoshi's head but Tsuyoshi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tsuyoshi takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dick has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dick. Tsuyoshi does a little dance to reset his feet.
A telegraphed right hand from Dick misses the target.
Tsuyoshi seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Dick swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dick lands with a good body shot.#T2#
Dick is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tsuyoshi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dick looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tsuyoshi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dick lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Tsuyoshi tries to close the distance and clinch but Dick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tsuyoshi falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dick counters with a straight right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Dick.#T3#
Dick thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dick has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Dick lands a slapping body shot.
Dick thuds his right hand into Tsuyoshi's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dick connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dick lands a jab-cross combination.
Dick misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Tsuyoshi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tsuyoshi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dick loads up on a big right hand but Tsuyoshi slips the punch.
Dick avoids the body shot from Tsuyoshi.
Dick lands a jab to Tsuyoshi's midsection.
Dick tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tsuyoshi was well out of range. Poor timing from Dick.#T4#
Dick connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tsuyoshi. Tsuyoshi circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tsuyoshi throws a right hand that Dick ducks under and follows up with a left that Dick also avoids with ease.
Dick lands the left hand.
Editiny Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dick swats away the attempt to clinch by Tsuyoshi.
A punch combination from Tsuyoshi misses.
Tsuyoshi takes a swing at Dick's ribcage but misses.
Dick connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Tsuyoshi throws a lazy right hand but Dick sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dick let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Dick looks to land a right hand but Tsuyoshi moved out of range.
Dick feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tsuyoshis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Dick uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tsuyoshi.
Dick scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tsuyoshi moves in looking to clinch but Dick pushes him off.
The crowd cheers as Dick lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tsuyoshi doesn't seem phased though.
Tsuyoshi throws a big shot that misses.
Dick connects with the punch.
Dick throws a shot from downtown. Tsuyoshi moves away and avoids it.
Tsuyoshi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick looks to land a left hand but Tsuyoshi moved out of range nicely.
Dick misses with a hook. Tsuyoshi ducked under it nicely.
Dick thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tsuyoshi went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Dick lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #T1#
Dick misses with a right hand
and Tsuyoshi counters with a series of strikes. Dick will be more careful next time no doubt.
Tsuyoshi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dick.
Tsuyoshi seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Editiny Dick seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tsuyoshi lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Dick. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Dick throws a hook but Tsuyoshi avoids it easily.
Tsuyoshi appears to be looking for a big counter.
Tsuyoshi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dick wants to counter with a clinch but Tsuyoshi pushes him away.
Dick throws an off balance right hand
and Tsuyoshi counters with a nice body shot.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Tsuyoshi tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Dick manages to circle out of the way.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dick.
Dick misses the jab.
Tsuyoshi tries to clinch up.
Dick uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tsuyoshi has time to react.
Dick looks to score with a jab to the body but Tsuyoshi is just out of range.#T2#
Dick will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dick feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tsuyoshis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dick misses with a wild body shot.
Dick takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dick throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dick rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tsuyoshi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tsuyoshi throws a combination. Dick tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Tsuyoshi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Tsuyoshi enables Dick to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Tsuyoshi manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Dick passes into half guard. #T3##SUB2#
Dick looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Tsuyoshi won't allow Dick to pass to mount.
Editiny Dick is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#SUB2#
Dick is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Tsuyoshi has managed to free his arm - good work.
Tsuyoshi wants to control but Dick is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dick stalling.
Let's hope that Dick has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tsuyoshi tries to get to full guard but Dick has control of the leg. #SUB2#
Dick is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Tsuyoshi sees it coming and defends easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Editiny Dick comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dick has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Editiny Dick!

Editiny Dick decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: GAMMA#716 Goodman v Jones     
Date:   Jun 23, 2018
#R1#
Pinea wants to clinch.
Pinea misses with a straight left.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Pinea.
Pinea looks to land a right hand but Dick moved out of range.
Dick misses with a straight right.
Pinea steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Dick.
Dick connects with a nice looking jab.
Pinea tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dick was well out of range. Poor timing from Pinea.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dick darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dick misses the shot to the body.
Pinea bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Koko Pinea seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pinea uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dick.
Pinea tries to clinch up
and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pinea tries to clinch but Dick moves out of range. #CL2#
Pinea forces Dick back against the cage and clinches.#T1#
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dick misses with some punches.
Pinea connects with a knee to the head.
Nice body punch from Pinea.
A short right from Pinea on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dick.
Dick has a couple of punches blocked by Pinea.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Dick blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#BC2#
Pinea breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pinea connects with a crisp jab.
Dick moves out of range of the body kick.
Dick seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Pinea moves out of range as Dick strikes.
Pinea walks into a straight right hand from Dick.
Pinea throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#TD#
Dick drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pinea wants to get back to his feet but Dick is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #T2#
Pinea keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass.
Dick stops Pinea from standing up.
Dick wants to control from the top but Pinea keeps moving. #SUB#
Dick drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Pinea dives on top into guard.#REVB#
Pinea trying to stand up but can't free himself from Dick's guard.
Dick not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #T3#
Pinea would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Pinea got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pinea has managed to get both his arms back between Dick's legs - danger averted.#SUB#
Dick looking for subs off his back but Pinea has passed one foot through into half guard.
Pinea wants to get back to his feet.
Dick wants to improve his position but Pinea is controlling well. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Dick is trying to maintain the position but Pinea is very close to passing his half guard.
Pinea wants to stand up but Dick is controlling the position.
Dick is trying to get back to full guard.
Dick is working hard here to advance position.
Pinea seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dick misses with a hook. Pinea ducked under it nicely.
Pinea misses the shot to the body.
Jab from Dick.
Dick throws out a loose jab but Pinea uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Editiny Dick will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Pinea slips under a jab from Dick.
Pinea is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pinea looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dick smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dick stuns Pinea with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dick takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dick blocks a head kick by Pinea.
Pinea misses with a right hand
and Dick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Pinea.
Dick half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pinea waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dick.
Dick displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pinea throws out the jab.
Dick comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dick takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pinea displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dick throws out the jab.
Pinea wants to counter the offense by Dick and move into the clinch position.#T1#
Pinea's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dick connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pinea scrambles back to his feet.
A slow jab from Pinea misses its intended target.
Pinea looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pinea lands a body shot. #TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Dick. #SUB#
Dick in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Pinea is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Editiny Dick!
Editiny Dick thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: GAMMA#710 Bubba v Kruger     
Date:   May 26, 2018
#R1#
Quint looks to land a right hand but Dick moved out of range.
Quint listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Quint misses with a leg kick.
The fighters circling - Quint throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A clash of legs there as Dick blocks the low kick.
Dick swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dick closes this distance looking for a takedown but Quint circles away.
Quint swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Quint connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Quint scores with a hook.
Dick fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice shot lands for Quint.
Quint throws a hook to the side of Dick's head but Dick sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Quint looks for the body kick but Dick saw that one coming.
Dick has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Xtreme MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Dick tries to move into range but Quint moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Quint is looking to chop away at Dick's legs.
Quint misses with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quint throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Quint misses with an uppercut
and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dick moves out of range as Quint strikes.
Quint missing with a left hand there. Dick was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sam Quint seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Dick ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Quint lands a leg kick that knocks Dick off balance momentarily.
Quint waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dick.
Quint throws a looping overhand right but Dick ducks down to avoid it.
Dick appears to be looking for a big counter.
Dick takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dick wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#CL#
Dick closes the distance and clinches.
Dick lands a shoulder strike.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Quint controls the action.
Dick prevents a body shot from Quint.
Quint blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Quint.
Quint digs a right hand into Dick's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dick's gas tank.
Quint is pressed up against the cage. Dick has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Quint down to the mat. Quint avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Dick getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dick takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Quint throws a lazy uppercut
and Dick counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Quint connects with a leg kick. Dick looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Quint with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Quint swings for the body but Dick moves out of range. #T2#
Dick swinging wildly here.
Quint defending well as Dick loads up on a big left hand.
Dick loads up on a big right hand but Quint slips the punch.
Quint with a nice cross.
Dick misses with an uppercut. Quint saw that one coming.
Quint scores with a body shot.
Quint waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dick.
Quint misses with a straight right.
Quint misses with a hook. Dick ducked under it nicely.
Quint fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Quint ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dick moves away.
Quint throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Quint.
Quint throws a lazy right hand but Dick sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Quint throws a hook but Dick blocks it.
Dick throwing a counter right hand but Quint manages to avoid it.
Quint throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dick is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Quint connects with a single shot there.
Quint looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T3#
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Quint dodges the punch combination from Dick.
Quint misses with a looping left.
Dick rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Quint to counter with a crisp jab.
Quint lands with a shot to the body.
Dick takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Quint is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Dick had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A left lands for Dick.
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
Quint slips a jab from Dick.
Dick misses with a wild body shot.
Dick swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Quint.
Quint cracks the inside of Dick's front leg.
Quint misses the shot to the body.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Quint.
Quint throws a right hand that misses #TD#
and Dick counters with a nice double leg into side control. Quint won't be happy with that.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Quint tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Dick wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Quint keeps trying to improve his position.#T4#
Dick tries to move into full mount but can't pass Quint's legs. #SUB#
Dick tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Dick swings around for an armbar but Quint sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Dick's guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dick working a defensive guard but Quint manages to pass into side control anyway.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sam Quint dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Quint throws a hook but Dick avoids it easily.
Dick changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Dick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dick throws a lazy right hand but Quint sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Quint misses with a wild body shot.
Dick scores with a jab.
Nice defenses there by Quint.
Quint looks to throw the jab but Dick is out of range.
Dick shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dick gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Quint connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dick fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Quint manages to avoid it.
Quint does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Quint on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Quint throws a good cross that connects.
Dick throws a hook but Quint avoids it easily.
Dick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Quint.
An inside leg kick from Quint misses.
Dick ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Quint connects with a leg kick. Dick looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. #T1#
A slow jab from Quint misses its intended target.
Quint is looking to chop away at Dick's legs.
Quint pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A low kick from Quint misses #CL#
and Dick moves into the clinch.
Quint misses with a body punch.
Dick blocking some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Quint creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Quint misses with a short punch on the inside.
Quint misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Quint backwards.
Dick blocks a body shot from Quint.
A head punch on the inside from Quint fails to land.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Quint.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dick.
Dick is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A right handed body shot lands from Quint.
Dick taking a breather.
Quint misses with a punch to the body.
Dick working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Quint misses with a punch to the body.
Dick scores with a hook to the body.#T2##TD#
Dick wants the takedown. Quint is fighting it off but Dick persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Quint's guard against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quint is looking to sweep but instead, Dick has passed into half guard.
Quint moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Quint trying to control the position.
Quint keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass.
Dick passes into half guard. #T3#
Dick uses his free foot to push down on Quint's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Quint.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Dick goes for an armbar but Quint turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Quint.
Quint's corner is telling him to maintain position.#T4#
Quint's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Quint trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
Dick looking to control.
Quint wants to pass the guard but Dick is keeping the position.
Quint sitting in guard, not really doing much. #SUB#
Quint got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Quint has managed to get both his arms back between Dick's legs - danger averted.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Editiny Dick will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Quint uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dick.
Quint dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dick. That did some damage!
A nice inside leg kick there by Quint. That's going to slow Dick down.
Sam Quint seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Quint misses with a looping left.
Dick on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Quint misses with a hook. Dick ducked under it nicely.
Dick dives in and grabs Quint's left leg, looking for a takedown. Quint pushes down on Dick's head and hops out.
Dick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Quint misses with a leg kick
and Dick counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Quint thinking.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dick.
Quint throws the left hand but Dick avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dick checks a low kick from Quint.
Dick throws a body punch but Quint moves out of range.
A jab from Quint misses.
Quint scores with a jab. Dick acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Dick works the jab nicely.#T1#
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Quint uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dick.
Quint looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Quint moves away from the strike by Dick.
Dick misses with an uppercut.
Quint ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Quint finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Quint lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Quint tries to land a leg kick but Dick saw it coming and moves away.
Quint shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dick throws a jab when Quint was well out of range.
Dick is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dick checks a leg kick.
Dick swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Quint lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A slow jab from Dick misses its intended target.
Quint throws the kick towards the body but Dick avoids it.
Quint takes one to the chin there.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Quint. That's going to slow Dick down.
Dick checks the leg kick.
Quint slips a jab from Dick.
Quint looks to land a left hand but Dick moved out of range nicely.
Quint attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Quint misses with an uppercut.
Dick misses with a hook
and Quint counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dick moves out of range as Quint strikes.
A jab lands there for Quint.
Dick loads up on a big right hand but Quint slips the punch.
Dick looks to land a right hand but Quint moved out of range.
Dick throws a jab but it's blocked by Quint.
Quint is looking to score with low kicks.
A little feinted left hand from Dick on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Quint throws a poor cross that misses
letting Dick counter with a right hand.
Quint moves out of range as Dick strikes.
Quint misses with a hook to the body
and Dick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T3#
Dick throws an overhand right that lands on Quint's shoulder, as Quint tries to avoid the shot.
It seemed like Quint was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Quint misses with a hook. Dick ducked under it nicely.
Quint fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dick is out of range.
Dick walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Quint throws a leg kick that is checked#CL#
and Dick moves into the clinch.
A short right from Dick on the inside.
Quint doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dick.
Editiny Dick has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dick swings wildly with an uppercut but Quint uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Quint.
A shot in the inside from Quint.
Dick digs a right hand underneath Quint's ribcage. Quint let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dick content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Quint blocking some punches.
Quint tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dick content to slow the pace in the clinch. #T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick misses with a short punch on the inside.
Quint has a couple of punches blocked by Dick.
Dick pressing his opponent against the cage.
Quint tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dick lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Quint fails to land.
Quint can't break the clinch.
Quint misses with a punch to the body.
Quint blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dick blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Quint fails to land.
Dick prevents a body shot from Quint.
Quint misses with a hook from the clinch.
Quint goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dick gets through Quint's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Quint working hard to break the clinch.
Quint blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Quint fails to land.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Sam Quint.
I think Quint has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Sam Quint!

Sam Quint spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
The defeated Editiny Dick had this to say: 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.

 

Event: TWGC 21 (135lbs, D1): Finals - Round 1     
Date:   Apr 23, 2018

Coming up we have a bantamweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Rodney Smith (ranked 2258 p4p, 60 weight class) and Editiny Dick (ranked 622 p4p, 73 weight class). Dick has chosen Penis song as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!




173 cm
28 yrs
148 lbs



167 cm
34 yrs
132 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the bantamweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Rodney Smith! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 2 losses; Editiny Dick!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, James Glass and Steven Brown.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.

Smith moves into range and clinches up with Dick.

Dick gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Smith (0) vs (2) Dick

Smith looking for submissions off his back.

Smith actively working from the bottom here.
Dick tries to pass to full mount but Smith defends it.
Smith wants to improve his position but Dick is controlling well.
Dick passes to full mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Smith (0) vs (5) Dick
Smith is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at School of Hard Knocks that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Smith wants to control but Dick is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick prevents Smith from getting the reversal.

Dick working for a guillotine from mount but Smith is in no mood to give up.
Dick content just to control the position here.

Dick has control of Smith's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Smith regains control of the situation pretty easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith is in all sorts of trouble here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Dick working for a submission but Smith is keeping him at bay.

Dick looking for a guillotine from mount but Smith is having none of it.
Smith tries to lock up and control but Dick gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Dick seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Smith is holding on tight.
Dick is still trying to improve position.
Smith tries to reverse the position but Dick maintains control.
Dick wants to take his opponent's back but Smith doesn't allow it.
Smith wants to control but Dick is having none of it.

Dick jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Smith manages to avoid the submission attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith can't do much from the bottom here.
Dick wants to lay and pray for a moment but Smith keeps working.
Dick working away.
Smith is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Dick off and has taken his back!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Smith (4) vs (5) Dick

Smith looking for the choke but no joy.

Smith looking for the RNC.

Dick defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Smith working for a choke but Dick is defending well.

Dick fending off the submission attempt from Smith.

Smith is persistently looking for the submission but Dick is defending it well.
Smith has the hooks in. Dick is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.

Smith is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Dick won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Smith off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Rodney Smith!
Rodney Smith opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.
Editiny Dick spoke after the fight, saying 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.

 

Event: TWGC 21 (135lbs, D1): St Petersburg Qualifier - Round 1     
Date:   Apr 14, 2018

Coming up we have a bantamweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Clint Cartwright (ranked 2321 p4p, 0 weight class) and Editiny Dick (ranked 579 p4p, 74 weight class). Cartwright's entrance music is Total Domination. A fine choice. Dick has chosen Penis song as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!




170 cm
35 yrs
141 lbs



167 cm
34 yrs
132 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the bantamweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 2 losses; Clint Cartwright! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 2 losses; Editiny Dick!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Vladimir Khabensky and Sergei Dronov.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.

Dick darts in and clinches Cartwright up against the cage.
Cartwright tries for a takedown. No joy.

Dick has picked Cartwright up - he's going for a ride! Dick dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Cartwright (0) vs (2) Dick
Cartwright is trying is best to control the position here.
Dick prevents Cartwright from improving his position.

Dick seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Cartwright is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Editiny Dick!
Editiny Dick seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: GAMMA#695 Keenan v Mirowski     
Date:   Mar 03, 2018
#R1#
Gold walks into a jab.
Dick misses with a hook. Gold ducked under it nicely.
Dick dips to his left and cracks Gold with an uppercut!
Dick tests Gold's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Gold listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Gold lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Dick defending well as Gold loads up on a big left hand.
Dick has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Xtreme MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Gold uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dick.
Dick jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jab, jab by Gold - just one landing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dick throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dick throws a nice looking combination but Gold bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dick looks to score with a jab to the body but Gold is just out of range.#CL2#
Gold moves into range and clinches up with Dick.
Dick misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dick.
Gold tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gold swings wildly with an uppercut but Dick uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1#
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gold.
Gold lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dick backwards.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gold throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dicks head.
Dick's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dick blocking some punches.
Dick blocks a body shot from Gold.
Dick lands a left hand.
Gold scores with a nice hook to the head.
Gold throws a head punch that misses.
Dick lands with a light punch inside.
Gold misses with a hook from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dick is looking to take this one to the mat.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gold. #TD#
Dick manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Gold wanted to stand there but Dick had control of the position. #SUB#
Dick has his foot on Gold's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Gold works his way back into a safe position though.#T2##SUB#
Dick is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Gold is aware though and is defending well.
Dick is trying to control the position from the bottom.
My spies in Devil Dogs inform me that Gold has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Dick is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB#
Gold avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB#
Dick looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Gold passes into half guard. #SUB#
Dick looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#T3#
Dick is looking for a sweep. Gold is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Dick looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Dick looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Dick looking for submissions off his back.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.#SUB#
Dick actively working from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gold wants to stand up but Dick is controlling the position.
Dick trying to control from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Gold moves out of range as Dick strikes.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gold.
Dick wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Gold wants to clinch up but Dick keeps it at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Liquid Gold will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Gold misses with a hook. Dick ducked under it nicely.
Good leg kick by Gold there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Gold throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Dick to counter with a crisp jab.
Dick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gold.
Gold missing with a left hand there. Dick was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gold loads up on a big right hand but Dick slips the punch.
Dick throwing a counter right hand but Gold manages to avoid it.
Gold is looking to clinch.
Dick uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gold.
Dick avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dick uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gold.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gold throws a lazy right hand but Dick sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gold slips a straight right by Dick.
Gold has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dick finds it's way round the side to connect with Gold's head.
Dick takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dick uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gold.
Dick swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T1#
Dick jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dick throws a jab when Gold was well out of range.
Dick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gold.
Dick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gold sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gold connects with a solid leg kick.
A slow jab from Gold misses its intended target.
Gold swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Gold connects with a single shot there.
Gold tries to clinch but Dick is having none of it.
Dick is looking to counter punch.
Gold throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Gold misses with a straight left.
Dick misses with a right hand
and Gold counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gold on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
Gold throws a wild body kick that Dick sees coming a mile off.
Dick throws a right and a left that both miss.#T2#
The fighters circling - Gold throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gold throws a series of punches but Dick moves out of range.
Dick displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gold throws out the jab.
Gold looks to throw the jab but Dick is out of range.
Dick throws a hook but Gold avoids it easily.
No joy there for Gold, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gold swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gold moves away.
Gold throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Dick to counter with a crisp jab.
Dick avoids the body shot from Gold.
Dick throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Gold getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dick moves out of range of the strikes.
Gold scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Dick avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#T3#
Dick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gold.
Dick missing with a left hand there. Gold was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gold doesn't manage to clinch there - Dick circles away.
An attempted straight right counter from Dick misses the target.
Dick connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dick misses the shot to the body.
Liquid Gold seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Gold misses with an uppercut.
Good standup being displayed there by Dick as he connects with a hook.
Gold swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gold throws an overhand right that lands on Dick's shoulder, as Dick tries to avoid the shot.
Gold tests Dick's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Gold scores with the left hand. Dick knows he should have avoided that one.
Dick misses with a shot to the body
and Gold counters with a straight right hand.
Dick throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dick moves out of range of the strikes.#T4#
Dick moves out of range as Gold strikes.
Dick throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dick keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gold.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gold scores with a nice head shot.
Gold bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Gold misses with a straight left.
Dick defending well as Gold loads up on a big left hand.
Dick was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dick scores with a sloppy right hand. Gold should have avoided that one.
Gold tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gold throws a hook but Dick avoids it easily.
Dick's corner calls for a 1-2. Dick obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Gold is looking to clinch.
Dick half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Dick slips a straight right by Gold.
Gold throws a jab but it's blocked by Dick.
Dick just misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Liquid Gold showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3##CL#
Dick has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dick lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gold backwards.
Dick lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gold backwards.
Dick misses with the head strike.
Dick blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dick blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gold creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nice body punch from Dick - that landed with a thud.
Dick blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dick blocking some punches.
Dick blocks an uppercut.
Gold misses with some punches.
Dick prevents a body shot from Gold.
Dick lands a left hand that snaps the head of Gold backwards.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dick tries to pull guard but Gold won't allow it.
Gold tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Gold lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dick blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dick. #T1#
Dick blocking some punches.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A nice left hand lands by Dick.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gold's elbow.
Dick blocks an uppercut.
Dick dodges an elbow strike from Gold.
Dick throws a head punch that misses.
Gold misses with a punch on the inside.
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gold lands with a light punch inside.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Gold blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gold's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dick has a couple of punches blocked by Gold.
Dick lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dick lands a shoulder strike.
Dick blocks an uppercut.
Dick lands with a left to the head.
Gold misses with the head strike. #T2#
Dick tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dick misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick lands a shoulder strike.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Gold prevents a body shot from Dick.
Gold misses with a punch on the inside.
Dick misses with a punch on the inside.
Dick stalling.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gold makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dick blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Gold misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gold creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gold scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch on the inside from Gold fails to land.
Dick scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dick scores with a nice hook to the head.#T3#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dick.
Dick's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gold working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Gold misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gold tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gold.
A short uppercut from Gold.
Dick softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Gold throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dicks head.
Liquid Gold is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dick misses with a punch on the inside.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Editiny Dick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A short uppercut from Dick.
Dick misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Dick.
Gold blocks an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dick doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T4#
Gold blocking some punches.
Gold blocking some punches.
Dick blocks an uppercut.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
Good body shot from Dick.
Gold lands a right hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gold.
Dick taking a breather.
Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dick presses Gold against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dick looking to stall.
Gold lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Gold.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Editiny Dick.
I think Gold has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Liquid Gold!

Liquid Gold decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Editiny Dick spoke after the fight, saying 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.

 

Event: GAMMA#686 Bubba v Golzman     
Date:   Jan 20, 2018
#R1#
Dick throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dick scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Zhai doesn't seem bothered though.
Zhai fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dick manages to avoid it.
Dick tries to counter by clinching up but Zhai breaks away and moves out of range.
Dick uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Zhai.
Dick fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dick throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nice body punch from Dick.
Dick throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Zhai on the side of the head.
Zhai scores with a hook to the body. Dick takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dick avoids the body shot from Zhai.
Zhai throws a sloppy head kick and Dick moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zhai uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dick.
A countering left hand to the body from Zhai misses.
Dick throws a hook but Zhai blocks it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Zhai! But no joy.
Dick throws the left hand but Zhai avoids the punch easily.
Good work by Dick as he checks the leg kick.
Zhai fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dick is out of range.
Zhai lands a head shot.#T1#
Dick swings for the body but Zhai moves out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Zhai. That's going to slow Dick down.
Dick is looking to clinch but Zhai is avoiding it.
Zhai misses with a leg kick
and Dick counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Zhai tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dick swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dick throws a lazy uppercut
and Zhai counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dick's knee momentarily.
Zhai swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dick misses with a looping left.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Dick, as that shot connected.
Dick looks to land a left hand but Zhai moved out of range nicely.
Zhai moves out of range of the strikes.
Dick doesn't manage to clinch there - Zhai circles away.
Dick scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zhai in his tracks.
Zhai moves out of range as Dick strikes.
Dick avoids the body shot from Zhai. #T2#
Dick fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zhai manages to avoid it.
Dick throws an off balance right hand
enabling Zhai to counter with a crisp jab.
Zhai fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dick manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zhai walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dick on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Zhai looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dick throws a right and a left that Zhai avoids nicely.
Zhai is looking to clinch.
Dick misses with a left hand
and Dick takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Zhai throws a head kick that misses.
Zang Zhai is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dick takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Zhai tries to land a front kick but Dick steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dick throws a right hand that Zhai ducks under and follows up with a left that Zhai also avoids with ease.
Dick swings away with a body shot that misses
and Zhai counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Zhai swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
Zhai uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dick.#T3#
Dick with a hook.
Dick cracks Zhai with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#CL2#
Zhai moves into the clinch successfully.
Zhai lands a shoulder strike.
Zhai misses with a punch to the body.
Dick misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Zhai.
A right hook to the body lands for Dick.
A short right from Dick.
Zhai misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dick misses with some punches.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zhai struggles to land a body shot inside as Dick controls his hands.
Dick lands a left hand that snaps the head of Zhai backwards.
Dick tries to stall but Zhai uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Zhai working aggressively here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zhai blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zhai tries to work over Dick's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dick misses with a body punch. #T4#
Dick lands a body shot.
Dick scores with a shot to the side of Zhai's head.
Zhai blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zhai tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dick lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dick takes a shot to the head.
Dick lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zhai backwards.
Dick throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Zhais head.
Zhai misses with a punch to the body. #TD#
Dick wants the takedown. Zhai is fighting it off but Dick persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Zhai's guard against the cage.
Dick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Zhai swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Zhai managing to control the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Zhai keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Dick blocks the body kick.
Dick throws a lazy uppercut
and Zhai cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dick fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zhai manages to avoid it.#CL#
Dick has closed the distance and engaged Zhai in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Zhai fails to land.
Dick's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Zhai blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Zhai.
Zhai tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Zhai back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zhai.
Dick working aggressively here.
Dick misses with a punch on the inside.
A short left from Dick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick stalling against the cage.
Zhai has a couple of punches blocked by Dick.
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zhai blocks an uppercut.
Zhai misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zhai misses with a hook to the ribs. #T1##BC2#
Zhai breaks from the clinch.
Zhai looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #CL2#
Zhai moves into range and clinches up with Dick.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dick.
Zhai misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dick has a couple of punches blocked by Zhai.
Zhai misses with some punches.
Zhai lands a right hand. #CUT2#
It looks like Editiny Dick has been cut.
Zhai doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zhai scores with a hook to the body.
Dick wants a takedown but no success here.
A shot in the inside from Dick.
Dick lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Zhai.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dick.
Zhai misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zhai fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dick. #TD#
Dick pulls guard effortlessly.
Zhai looking to pass the guard. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#SUB#
Dick has his foot on Zhai's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Zhai works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
Dick working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Zhai doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Zhai manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Dick is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Zhai is aware though and is defending well.
Zhai is stalling in the full guard.
Zhai sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dick's guard.
Dick is trying to control but can't.
Zhai wants to pass to mount but Dick is defending the position.
Zhai seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #T3#
Dick makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dick.
Zhai is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#SUB#
Dick throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Zhai stays in close to Dick's body and controls the position. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Dick is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Dick pushes a forearm under Zhai's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Zhai is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Editiny Dick!
An out of breath Editiny Dick thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: CEC 552     
Date:   Nov 08, 2017
#R1#
Nice body punch from Dick.
Sayonara misses with a low kick.
Dick avoids the body shot from Sayonara.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dick! But no joy.
Sayonara steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dick.
A little feinted left hand from Sayonara on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Sayonara misses with a hook.
A cross from Dick lands.
Dick scores with a hook.
Sayonara looks to land a left hand but Dick moved out of range nicely.
Dick misses the jab.
Sayonara fires out a quick counter leg kick but Dick just manages to avoid it.
Sayonara throws an overhand right that lands on Dick's shoulder, as Dick tries to avoid the shot.
Dick throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sayonara uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dick.
Sayonara has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Sayonara's corner calls for a 1-2. Sayonara obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Sayonara throws a body punch but Dick moves out of range.
Dick throws the left hand but Sayonara avoids the punch easily.
Dick looks to land a left hand but Sayonara moved out of range nicely.
Sayonara walks into a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dick throws a lazy right hand but Sayonara sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
It looked like Sayonara was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dick.#T1#
Dick works Sayonara's body with a nice hook.
Dick throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sayonara on the side of the head.
Dick scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Sayonara takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dick bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Dick uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sayonara.
Dick looks to clinch
and Sayonara counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dick tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Sayonara defends well and Dick ends up having to push Sayonara into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Sayonara scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dick throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dick checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A shot to the liver by Dick. Beautiful body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sayonara works the jab nicely.
Sayonara misses with a straight left.
Dick throws a body punch but Sayonara moves out of range.
Dick throws a left and a right that both miss
and Sayonara counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T2#
Dick moves away from the strike by Sayonara.
A decent looking cross lands there for Sayonara.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sayonara.
Sayonara works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Sayonara fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dick checks it well.
Sayonara wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sayonara jabs at Dick's body.
Sayonara just misses with a punch to the body.
Sayonara takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dick throws a right hand that misses
and Sayonara counters with a nice uppercut.
Sayonara lands a body shot.
Sayonara takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A big right from Sayonara misses.
Dick changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dick throws a hook but Sayonara blocks it.
Sayonara slips a jab from Dick.#T3#
Sayonara gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dick counters with a nice uppercut.
Decent striking displayed by Sayonara there.
Sayonara throws a push kick but Dick slaps the foot to one side.
Sayonara is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dick fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Dick misses with a hook. Sayonara ducked under it nicely.
Sayonara thuds a left hand into Dick's body.
Dick lands an overhand right.
Sayonara cracks Dick with an open hand slap.
A big left from Sayonara misses.
Sayonara is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Sayonara throws a low kick but Dick moves out of range easily.
Dick walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Sayonara throws a chopping leg kick but Dick manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Sayonara connects with a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dick throws a lazy uppercut
and Sayonara cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dick misses with a body shot. #T4#
Sayonara throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dick lands a jab to the nose.
Sayonara really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sayonara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dick throws a series of punches but Sayonara avoids them all with ease.
Sayonara scores with a spinning back kick!
Dick staying out of range there.
Sayonara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sayonara paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Sayonara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dick moves away.
Nice defenses there by Sayonara.
Sayonara thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sayonara keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sayonara feints and then cracks Dick's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dick down.
Jiri Sayonara is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sayonara misses with a straight left.
Dick jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jiri Sayonara dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Sayonara uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dick.
Sayonara throws a shot from downtown. Dick moves away and avoids it.
Sayonara scores with a jab to the body.
Sayonara lands a glancing blow to the side of Dick's head.
Sayonara scores with a nice strike.
Sayonara takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Sayonara walks into a stiff left hand from Dick.
Sayonara throws a big shot that misses.
The fighters circling - Dick throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dick takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Dick on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jiri Sayonara is winning the standup battle so far.
Sayonara takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sayonara pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dick throws a series of punches but Sayonara moves out of range.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Dick might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Sayonara has got the better of the exchanges.
Dick on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Dick takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Sayonara is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.#T1#
Sayonara throws a front kick that sends Dick stumbling back into the cage.
Dick slips a straight right by Sayonara.
Dick misses with a wild body shot.
Sayonara shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dick on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sayonara waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dick.
Dick throws a lazy uppercut
and Sayonara counters with a body kick.
Sayonara closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Sayonara misses with a hook
and Dick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dick uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sayonara.
Dick keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sayonara throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sayonara scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#TD2#
Dick drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.#SUB2#
Dick thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T2#
Dick working away.#SUB2#
Dick tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Sayonara struggling a bit here.
Dick has knee on belly and moves into mount. #T3#
Dick with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Sayonara tries to hold on but Dick postures up.
Sayonara is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dick can do to turn this around?#SUB2#
Dick is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Sayonara to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Sayonara shrugs it off.
Dick takes Sayonara's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Sayonara is in trouble. #SUB2#
Dick is persistently looking for the submission but Sayonara is defending it well.
Sayonara tries to escape the position. #T4#
Sayonara trying to control the position but Dick manages to sink in the hooks. #SUB2#
Dick looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Sayonara taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Editiny Dick!
Editiny Dick seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: CEC 549     
Date:   Oct 22, 2017
#R1#
Sayonara fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dick works Sayonara's body with a nice hook.
Editiny Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #CUT#
It looks like Editiny Dick has been cut.
Sayonara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dick.
Dick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sayonara.
Dick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sayonara moves away.
Sayonara really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sayonara throws a hook but Dick avoids it easily.
Dick lands with a cross.
Sayonara scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Sayonara closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dick moves out of range of the strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dick! But no joy.
Dick getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A cross from Sayonara lands.
Sayonara displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dick throws out the jab.
Dick has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A big right from Sayonara misses.
Sayonara has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#T1#
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Dick scores with a body shot.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
A jab from Sayonara misses.
Dick misses with a wild body shot.
Dick lunges at Sayonara with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sayonara's hand.
Dick throws an off balance right hand
and Sayonara counters with a left to the body.
Sayonara misses with a right hand
and Dick counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dick takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Sayonara ducks under a wild hook from Dick.
Sayonara misses with an uppercut.
Dick fails miserably with a takedown attempt.#T2#
Dick connects with a nice looking jab.
Dick lands with an overhand left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dick connects with a right hand. Sayonara shakes it off.
A jab from Dick finds it's way through Sayonara's defenses.
Dick scores with a crisp jab that stopped Sayonara in his tracks.
Dick thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dick throws a lazy right hand but Sayonara sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sayonara with a nice cross.
Sayonara is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Sayonara connects with a crisp jab.
Dick fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Sayonara on the side of the head.
Sayonara connects with a crisp jab.
Sayonara fails to land with a series of punches.
Jiri Sayonara is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T3#
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
Dick tests Sayonara's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dick takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A combination from Dick does no damage.
Sayonara looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Sayonara misses with a body punch
and Dick counters with a nice uppercut.
Dick punishes Sayonara's body with a nice straight punch.
Sayonara stuffs the takedown.
A counter left hand to the body from Sayonara misses its target.
Sayonara uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dick.
Sayonara fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dick manages to avoid it.
And Dick tries to counter it with a takedown but Sayonara pushes his down on his head and steps out.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Sayonara is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Sayonara misses with a looping left.
Dick misses with a right hand
and Sayonara counters with a stiff right hand. #T4#
Dick cracks a nice hook into Sayonara's ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dick throws a good cross that connects.
Sayonara lands a leg kick that knocks Dick off balance momentarily.
Dick closes this distance looking for a takedown but Sayonara circles away.
Jiri Sayonara has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Editiny Dick.
Dick throws a predictable looking body shot
and Sayonara counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sayonara scores with a hook to the body. Dick takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Sayonara throws a big shot that misses.
A big right from Dick misses.
Sayonara lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dick just misses with a punch to the body.
Dick takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dick walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jiri Sayonara will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Nice defenses there by Sayonara.
Sayonara quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Dick lands a really nice looking cross but Sayonara seems unphased.
Dick displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sayonara throws out the jab.
Sayonara scores with a nice strike.
Dick looks to land a right hand but Sayonara moved out of range.
Jiri Sayonara is winning the standup battle so far.
Sayonara has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sayonara there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dick moves out of range of the body kick from Sayonara.
Dick appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dick darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sayonara misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sayonara lands a body shot.
Sayonara throws out a loose jab but Dick uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Sayonara ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#T1#
Dick swings widly with a right hand
and Sayonara counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dick thinking.
Dick throws a series of punches but Sayonara avoids them all with ease.
Sayonara is looking to counter punch.
Sayonara misses with a hook.
Sayonara tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dick thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sayonara lands a head shot.
Sayonara walks into a straight right hand from Dick.#TD2#
Dick shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Sayonara is trying to keep Dick in close.
Dick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Sayonara swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T2#
Dick is pushing down on Sayonara's leg trying to pass to half guard. Sayonara is fighting to maintain full guard but Dick has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB2#
Dick is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Dick uses his free foot to push down on Sayonara's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Sayonara.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dick looking to take Sayonara's back but Sayonara rolls and after a scramble, Sayonara ends up on top in guard. Nice escape there from Sayonara to escape a tricky position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Dick looking for subs off his back but Sayonara has passed one foot through into half guard.
Sayonara works his way into side control. #T3##SUB#
Sayonara is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Dick knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Dick is trying to work for a sweep but Sayonara has mounted him!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Sayonara working for a guillotine from mount but Dick is in no mood to give up.
Dick is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Dick is trying to escape the mount.
Dick is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. #T4#
Sayonara trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Sayonara controlling from the full mount.
Dick tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Sayonara content just to control the position here.
Sayonara will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dick tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Sayonara trying to control but he's not successful this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jiri Sayonara will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Sayonara swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dick checks a leg kick.
Dick throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sayonara is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Dick loads up on a big right hand but Sayonara slips the punch.
Dick throws a shot from downtown. Sayonara moves away and avoids it.
As Dick backs away, Sayonara returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Sayonara takes a swing at Dick's ribcage but misses.
Dick walks into a straight right hand from Sayonara.
Dick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sayonara moves away.
Sayonara keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sayonara was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dick. Sayonara does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sayonara lands with a thumping leg kick.
Sayonara is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Sayonara looks to land a left hand but Dick moved out of range nicely.
Sayonara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T1#
Dick fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dick misses with a hook
and Sayonara counters with a nice uppercut.
Dick throws a shot from downtown. Sayonara moves away and avoids it.
Dick checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dick keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sayonara throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dick.
The fighters circling - Sayonara throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sayonara throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dick.
Sayonara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dick.
Dick defending well as Sayonara loads up on a big left hand.
Dick swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The fighters circling - Dick throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dick. Sayonara does a little dance to reset his feet.#T2#
Sayonara tests Dick's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dick takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Dick slips under a jab.
Dick shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Sayonara as he jumps to the side.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Sayonara lands a nice looking body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice defenses there by Dick.
Sayonara misses with an uppercut.
Dick scores with a punch to the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Sayonara, as that shot connected. #T3#
Dick scores with a one two! Sayonara had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Sayonara looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Dick throws a lazy right hand but Sayonara sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dick cracks Sayonara with an open hand slap.
Dick bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Dick lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dick throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dick is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sayonara.
A counter left hand to the body from Sayonara misses its target.
Sayonara moves out of range as Dick strikes.
Editiny Dick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sayonara waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dick.
Sayonara drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dick misses with a looping right.
Dick lands with a hook. Sayonara tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #T4#
Sayonara takes a swing at Dick's ribcage but misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A left lands for Sayonara.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sayonara.
Sayonara stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A shot to the body from Dick misses
enabling Sayonara to counter with a crisp jab.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Dick swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dick swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sayonara.
The fighters circling - Dick throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sayonara looks to land a left hand but Dick moved out of range nicely.
Dick takes a swing at Sayonara's ribcage but misses.
Jiri Sayonara is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dick misses with a hook.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Jiri Sayonara.
Well Sayonara has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:30

The fight is ruled a draw!

 

Event: CEC 546     
Date:   Oct 08, 2017
#R1#
Tutov thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Dick if he has to take too many more of those.
Tutov has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Tayne's 4d3d3d3 Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Dick keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tutov connects with a leg kick. Dick looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Dick with a jab.
Tutov's corner calls for a 1-2. Tutov obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Tutov throws the kick towards the body but Dick avoids it.
Tutov avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tutov blocks a jab.
Tutov is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Dick has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Tutov throws a body shot but no joy.
Dick scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tutov doesn't seem bothered though.
Dick cracks a nice hook into Tutov's ribs.
Tutov catches Dick with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Tutov lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dick's sensitive parts.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tutov scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dick in his tracks.
Andrey Tutov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick throws the left hand but Tutov avoids the punch easily.
Tutov throws a leg kick which misses Dick's front leg but catches the back leg as Dick tries to avoid it.
Tutov throws a front kick that sends Dick stumbling back into the cage.
Dick digs a good hook to Tutov's body.
Dick jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tutov misses with a body kick. #T1#
Tutov scores with a hook.
Dick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Tutov.
Tutov on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Tutov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dick misses the shot to the body.
Tutov throws a body kick that misses.
Tutov avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tutov misses with a few strikes there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tutov. Dick does a little dance to reset his feet.
It seemed like Dick was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Tutov throws an overhand right that lands on Dick's shoulder, as Dick tries to avoid the shot.
Dick is looking for the big counter here.
Tutov scores with a kick to the midsection.
Tutov throws a shot from downtown. Dick moves away and avoids it.
A countering left hand to the body from Dick misses.
Good exchange - Dick coming out on top.
Dick takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dick on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tutov throws a head kick that misses.
Dick appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Tutov looks to land a right hand but Dick moved out of range.
Tutov swinging wildly here. #T2#
Jab by Tutov.
Tutov dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dick walks into a jab.
Tutov fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dick manages to avoid it.
Nice shot by Dick.
Dick uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tutov.
Tutov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tutov.
Tutov scores with a leg kick.
Tutov throws a wild body kick that Dick sees coming a mile off.
Tutov on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Tutov throws a head kick that misses.
Dick scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Tutov throws a leg kick but Dick moved away.
Dick looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dick misses the shot to the body.
Dick tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tutov was well out of range. Poor timing from Dick.#T3#
Tutov avoids the body shot from Dick.
Tutov throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dick counters with a left to the body.
Dick staying out of range there.
Dick fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tutov manages to avoid it.
Tutov looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.#TD2#
Dick closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Tutov to the mat! Tutov manages to get full guard.
Tutov trying to keep a closed guard but Dick is proving a slippery customer.
Tutov keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass. #SUB2#
Dick thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Dick looking to pass the guard. #SUB2#
Dick drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Tutov manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Dick has Tutov in his guard.#REVR##SUB2#
Dick throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T4#
Tutov wants to stand but Dick is controlling his posture from full guard. #SUB2#
Tutov avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Tutov would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andrey Tutov dominated that round.
That's time! Tutov's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Tutov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tutov ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tutov throws out a loose jab but Dick uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick lands with a good body shot.
Dick lands with a straight right. Tutov didn't see that one coming.
Dick misses with a body shot.
Tutov lands a glancing blow to the side of Dick's head.
Dick scores with a shot to the body.
Tutov looks for the body kick but Dick saw that one coming.
Dick slips under a jab.
Dick swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tutov scores with a kick to the midsection.
Andrey Tutov is winning the standup battle so far.
Tutov lands a nice looking body shot.
Dick lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
Dick throws a jab but it's blocked by Tutov.
Tutov scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Tutov tried to score with a low kick but Dick checks it.#T1#
Tutov misses with a right hand
and Dick counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dick moves away from the strike by Tutov.
Tutov looks to land a right hand but Dick moved out of range.
Dick jabs Tutov right on the nose. Tutov blinks but takes it well.
Tutov swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
Tutov slips a jab and a cross from Dick.
Tutov lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dick dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tutov misses with a body shot
and Dick counters with a right hand to the body.
Dick misses with a looping left.
Dick misses the jab.
Tutov tests Dick's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dick slips under a jab.
Tutov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dick swings for the body but Tutov moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Tutov.
Tutov takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nice defenses there by Dick.#T2#
Tutov throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Dick.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tutov can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB2#
Dick thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Tutov is trying to control Dick's posture but Dick avoids it. #SUB2#
Dick thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T3##SUB2#
Dick looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Tutov is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Dick's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Dick seems to be working for a kimura but Tutov defends the submission attempt.#SUB2#
Dick is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Tutov is just riding it out for now. Dick eventually gives up the hold.
Editiny Dick has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dick is trying to control the action in half guard but Tutov is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dick wants to pass to mount but Tutov is defending the position.
Tutov trying to control but Dick postures up.
Tutov wants to get back to full guard.
Dick looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #SUB2#
Dick is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB2#
Dick is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Dick misses the shot to the body.
Dick works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dick dodges the punch combination from Tutov.
Nice uppercut there from Tutov.
Tutov goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tutov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dick moves away.
Tutov throws a leg kick but Dick sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dick gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Tutov misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tutov misses with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tutov defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dick.
Tutov misses with a left hand
and Dick counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Tutov connects with an inside leg kick.
Dick uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tutov.
Dick thuds a left hand into Tutov's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dick clobbers Tutov with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #T1#
Tutov goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tutov throws a poor cross that misses
and Dick counters with a nice uppercut.
Tutov lands an overhand right.
Tutov lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dick throws a body punch but Tutov moves out of range.
Tutov uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dick.
Dick looks to throw the jab but Tutov is out of range.
Tutov jabs at Dick's body.
Dick throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tutov.
Tutov cracks Dick with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dick moves out of range of the body kick from Tutov.
Dick will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tutov lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dick circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice uppercut lands for Dick. That snapped Tutov's head back. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tutov misses with a looping right.
Andrey Tutov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dick tests Tutov's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Tutov throws a body kick that misses.
Tutov misses with a body shot.
Tutov throws out a leg kick but Dick moves out of range and Tutov only half commits.
Dick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tutov.
Dick ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dick connects with a nice looking jab.
Tutov throws an off balance right hand
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Tutov.
Jab by Dick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Tutov.
Tutov throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dick thuds a left hand into Tutov's body.
Tutov connects with a leg kick. Dick looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Dick slips a straight right by Tutov.
Tutov shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #T3#
Dick throws a jab but it's blocked by Tutov.
Dick throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tutov tries to score with a low kick but Dick moves his leg out of the way.
Tutov throws the kick towards the body but Dick avoids it.
Dick defending well as Tutov loads up on a big left hand.
A countering left hand to the body from Dick misses.
Tutov moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dick avoids the body shot from Tutov.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tutov lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dick has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dick and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dick just misses with a punch to the body.
Tutov connects with a single shot there.
Dick moves out of range of the leg kick from Tutov.
Dick scores with a hook.
The fighters circle momentarily. Tutov darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Tutov throws a hook but Dick avoids it easily.
Tutov misses with a two punch combination.
Dick swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tutov swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T4#
Dick lands the left hand.
Tutov tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A punch lands to the side of Tutov 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Tutov misses with a hook. Dick ducked under it nicely.
Tutov connects with an inside leg kick.
Dick throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tutov on the side of the head.
Dick lands with an overhand left.
Tutov misses with an uppercut
and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tutov tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tutov looks to land a combination but Dick avoids it well.
Tutov misses with a looping left.
Dick's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dick blocks a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dick takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tutov tries to score with a low kick but Dick moves his leg out of the way.
Dick looks to score with a jab to the body but Tutov is just out of range.
Dick connects with a nice looking jab.
Tutov misses with a hook.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Editiny Dick.
I think Dick has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Editiny Dick!

Editiny Dick thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: CEC 542     
Date:   Sep 20, 2017
#R1#
Cell misses with a looping right.
Cell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dick misses with a body shot.
Cell throws a body shot but no joy.
Dick changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Dick lands a right hook to the body.
Dick has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Dick throws a lazy uppercut
and Cell cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cell tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dick was well out of range. Poor timing from Cell.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dick! But no joy.
Dick throws a body punch but Cell moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cell misses with a body kick.
Dick dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cell.
Cell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dick moves away.#T1#
Dick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cell moves away.
Dick looks to land a left hand but Cell moved out of range nicely.
Dick avoids the body shot from Cell.
Dick fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#CL#
Cell clinches up with Dick and pushes him back against the cage.
Dick throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cells head.
Dick scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dick scores with a shoulder strike.
Cell trying to control the position but instead, Dick has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cell into the cage.
A short right from Cell on the inside.
Cell misses with a punch to the body.
Dick gets through Cell's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #TD2#
Dick decides to pull guard. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cell content to stall in guard here. #SUB2#
Dick working for a triangle but Cell defends it easily. #SUB2#
Dick is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
Dick looking for a guillotine here but Cell defends easily. #SUB2#
Dick is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #T3##SUB2#
Dick had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Cell defends it easily.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Cell from controlling successfully.
Cell lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.#SUB2#
Dick looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB2#
Cell avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dick looking for a guillotine here but Cell defends easily. #T4#
Cell stopping the sweep attempt from Dick.#SUB2#
Dick has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Cell doesn't defend quickly enough and Dick has managed to lock this one up! Can Cell escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Dick on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Editiny Dick!
Editiny Dick seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Stem Cell had this to say: 'Looks like its time for apoptosis.'.

 

Event: gc118     
Date:   Oct 08, 2016
#R1#
Dick misses the shot to the body.
As Dick backs off Stove throws a huge counter combo but Dick manages to avoid it all.
Stove misses with a left hand
and Dick counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Stove slips under a jab.
Stove swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#TD#
Dick closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Stove's guard.#ES2#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Stove manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Stove has a couple of punches blocked by Dick.
Stove tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Stove back against the cage.
Stove misses with a body punch. #BC2#
Stove escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dick lands a lovely overhand right.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A decent looking cross lands there for Dick.
Dick has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Legion's PIT Fight Club in the buildup to the fight.
Dick digs a good body shot into Stove's ribs.
Stove moves away from the strike by Dick.
Stove throws out a counter right but Dick avoids it with no problem.#T1#
Dick misses with a lunging right hand
and Stove counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dick lands a jab to the head.
Dick misses with a hook.
Some bone on bone action there as Dick checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Stove leaves Dick with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Dick swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stove throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dick misses with a looping right.
Stove tries a quick counter leg kick but Dick is wise to it.
Stove misses with a series of wild punches.
It looked like Dick wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T2#
Dick shoots and misses
and Stove counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Stove thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stove moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.#CUT2#
It looks like Editiny Dick has been cut.
Dick misses with a takedown attempt
and Stove counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick throws out a loose jab but Stove uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stove connects with a looping right hand.
Editiny Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Stove's hands.
Stove is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Dick.
Dick throws a lazy uppercut
and Stove counters with a three punch combo that has Dick backing up. Dick nods at Stove to acknowledge the strikes.
Stove has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Stove connects with a solid leg kick.
Stove throws a hook but Dick avoids it easily.#T3#
Dick shoots in for a takedown but Stove shows good takedown defense.
No luck for Dick with that takedown attempt.
Stove is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Dick.
A jab from Dick misses.
Stove does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A low kick from Stove misses #TD#
and Dick counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stove won't be happy with that. #SUB#
Dick goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Stove rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Dick's guard! Nice work there by Stove!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB#
Dick is looking for a triangle but Stove pushes his legs off easily. #T4##SU2#
Stove decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Dick bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Stove misses with a wild combination.
Dick swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A left and a right from Dick both land. Nice combination.
Dick throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stove stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dick darts in looking for a takedown but Stove gets double underhooks and turns Dick into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Steffan Stove will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Stove bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
No joy there for Stove, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Editiny Dick is winning the standup battle so far.
Dick falls off balance throwing a combination
and Stove counters with a one-two to the body.
Stove leaves Dick with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Dick lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Dick.
Stove wants to get back to his feet but Dick is dominant here and he's now got Stove's back!#T1##SUB#
Dick is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Stove knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Stove for a finish.
You can see the frustration on Stove's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Stove trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble. #SUB#
Stove showing good submission defense here.
Stove can't escape the position.
Stove wants to control his opponent's hands but Dick gets his hands free. #SUB#
Dick is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Stove prevents Dick from getting a body triangle.#T2##SUB#
Dick is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Stove has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Dick trying to control.#SUB#
Stove is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Dick gets his way!
Stove tries to break free. #T3#
Stove looking very determined here, making life difficult for Dick. #SUB#
Dick is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts. #SUB#
Dick working for the choke.
Editiny Dick overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Dick is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Stove knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Stove for a finish. #SUB#
Dick is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Stove defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined. #T4##SUB#
Dick working for a choke but Stove is defending well. #SUB#
Dick looking for the RNC. #SUB#
Dick is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Stove knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Stove for a finish.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stove wants to control his opponent's hands but Dick gets his hands free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Dick fails with the takedown
and Stove counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Dick has his takedown stuffed
and Stove counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Stove looks to land a combination. Dick sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Dick connects with a body shot that sends Stove's belly button to the back.#TD#
Dick feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dick advances position into side control!
Stove stops Dick from passing to mount.
Stove is looking to regain half guard here but Dick keeps moving and retains side control. #T1#
Dick tries to move to full mount but Stove actually manages to regain half guard.
Stove wants to get back to full guard.
Dick trying to mount his opponent but Stove defends it.
Dick is working hard here to advance position.
Stove wants to control but Dick is keeping busy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Dick moves into full mount! Stove won't be happy about that!
Dick looking to control but Stove is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #SUB#
Dick goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Stove is on top in guard.
Dick has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Stove has passed into side control.
Dick is trying to get back to half guard.#T3#
Dick struggling a bit here.
Dick is looking to regain half guard here but Stove keeps moving and retains side control.
Dick keeping his opponent close.
Dick is looking to reverse the position.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dick struggling a bit here.
Dick manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Stove wants to get back to full guard.
Dick is pressing down on Stove's thigh, looking to free his foot. Stove is holding on for now. #SUB#
Dick is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stove is trying to get back to full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Steffan Stove.
I think Stove has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Steffan Stove!

Steffan Stove decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Editiny Dick spoke after the fight, saying 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, has a surprise for me on bed'.

 

Event: gc115     
Date:   Sep 17, 2016
#R1#
A low kick from Husky misses
enabling Dick to counter with a crisp jab. #CL2#
Dick gets tackled into the cage by Husky. Husky maintains the clinch.
Dick can't get the takedown.
Husky changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Dick fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Dick connects with a nice looking jab.
Husky misses with a low kick.
Dick staying out of range there.
Husky attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.#CL2#
Husky has managed to clinch.
Dick goes for a takedown in the clinch but Husky prevents it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick works on Husky's body with a couple of short punches.
Husky digs a right hand into Dick's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dick's gas tank.
Dick has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Husky avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Husky. #CUT2#
It looks like Editiny Dick has been cut.#BC#
Dick breaks from the clinch. #T1#
Husky scoring well with a low kick there.
A jab from Husky misses.
Dick swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Dick slips under a jab.
Husky misses with a body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dick.
Husky is looking to clinch but Dick is avoiding it.
Dick lands the left hand.
Husky tries to clinch up but Dick circles away and keeps his distance.
Husky throws a body shot but no joy.
Dick misses with a wild body shot.
Dick cracks a nice hook into Husky's ribs.
Husky lands an overhand right.
Husky thuds his right hand into Dick's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Husky takes one to the chin there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dick keeps the fight on the outside.#TD#
Dick looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.#T2#
Dick is looking to advance position but Husky won't allow it.
Dick wants to control but Husky is keeping him busy. #SUB#
Husky is defending against the submission attempts here by Dick.
Dick will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dick is thwarting Husky's attempts to control the position.
Husky is looking for a sweep. Dick is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB2#
Husky looking for a kimura from the bottom but Dick passes into side control!
Husky tries to bench press Dick off him but Dick keeps the position. #T3#
Husky can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB#
Dick is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Husky has escaped the position, nice work there.
Dick is looking to take a break and control but Husky is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Husky tries to bench press Dick off him but Dick keeps the position.
I wouldn't like to be where Husky is right now.
Husky is trying to control Dick's posture but Dick avoids it. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB#
Dick is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Husky knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Dick is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Husky knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Husky can't do much from the bottom here.
Husky is trying to get back to half guard.
You can see the frustration on Husky's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Dick moves out of range of the leg kick from Husky.
A leg kick checked by Dick.
Husky throws a series of punches but Dick avoids them all with ease.
Dick is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Husky tries to work over Dick's front leg with a kick but Dick checks it. #TD#
Husky gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Dick wants to pass the guard but Husky is keeping the position.
Husky controls Dick momentarily but Dick frees himself.
Dick wants to pass the guard but Husky is keeping the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Our spies down at at Wade's Gym inform us that Husky has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Husky is trying to control the position but Dick postures up.
Dick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Husky can do to turn this around?
Dick tries to free his leg and advance position but Husky is retaining full guard. #SUB2#
Husky working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Dick doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Dick manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T1#
Dick passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Husky manages to get one leg in to regain half guard. #SUB2#
Husky looking for submissions off his back.
Husky is trying to get back to full guard.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Dick here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Dick is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Husky sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.#SUB#
Dick is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Husky doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dick. #SUB2#
Husky is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dick pulls his head out easily. #T2##SUB#
Dick seems to be working for a kimura but Husky defends the submission attempt.
Dick trying to control the action but Husky is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Dick is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Husky sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB2#
Husky is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dick pulls his head out easily.
Husky is looking to improve his position.
Dick trying to mount his opponent but Husky defends it. #T3#
Husky wants to get back to full guard.
Dick takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Husky has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dick is working away from the top position though.
Editiny Dick overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Dick seems to be working for a kimura but Husky defends the submission attempt.#SUB2#
Husky looking for submissions off his back.
Husky is refusing to be controlled, as Dick sits in half guard. #SUB2#
Husky actively working from the bottom here.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB2#
Husky actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Husky looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB2#
Husky looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Husky actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Dick is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Husky is just riding it out for now. Dick eventually gives up the hold.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dick tries to pass the half guard into mount. Husky knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Husky misses with a left hand
letting Dick counter with a right hand.
Husky misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dick throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good exchange - Husky coming out on top.
Husky scores with a nice strike.
Sloppy strikes from Husky. Those never looked like landing.
Husky missing with a left hand there. Dick was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dick takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Konrad Husky seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Husky tries to clinch up but Dick circles away and keeps his distance.
Dick shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Husky as he jumps to the side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt.
Husky moves in looking to clinch but Dick pushes him off.
Husky swinging wildly here.
Husky misses the shot to the body. #T1#
Dick fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dick with a nice cross.
Dick checks a low kick from Husky.
Husky fails to land with a series of punches.
Husky avoids the body shot from Dick.
Konrad Husky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick dodges the punch combination from Husky.
Husky misses with a lunging right hand
and Dick counters with a lovely straight right hand!#TD#
Dick drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.#SUB2#
Husky is looking for a triangle but Dick pushes his legs off easily.
Dick preventing the sweep.
Dick advances to half guard. #SUB2#
Husky looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Husky takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dick is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Konrad Husky has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Editiny Dick is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick avoids the attempt from Husky to control.
Dick controlling the position easily from mount.
Husky is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Dick tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Husky sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.#T3##SUB2#
Husky is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dick pulls his head out easily.
Husky wants to improve his position but Dick is controlling well.
Husky is trying to maintain the position but Dick is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB2#
Husky is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dick pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Husky looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dick seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dick is pressing down on Husky's thigh, looking to free his foot. Husky is holding on for now.
Dick keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Husky wants to get back to full guard.
Dick perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Husky is controlling Dick's trapped leg to prevent Dick from advancing to side control.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Dick throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Husky's waist but Husky gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Dick off to one side.
Dick takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dick slips under a jab.
Husky throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Editiny Dick.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dick, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Editiny Dick!

A very excited looking Editiny Dick made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: gc107     
Date:   Jul 23, 2016
#R1#
Dick checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Chisholm takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A punch combination from Dick misses.
Dick shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Chisholm sprawls well. Chisholm wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dick gets slowly back to his feet.
Dick takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dick avoids the head kick by Chisholm.
Chisholm throws an overhand right that lands on Dick's shoulder, as Dick tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick darts in looking for a takedown but Chisholm gets double underhooks and turns Dick into the cage.
Chisholm lunges at Dick with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dick's hand.
Dick swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Chisholm connects with a jab.
Dick moves out of range of the strikes.#T1#
Chisholm connects with an inside leg kick.
Dick keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Chisholm throws a front kick aimed at Dick's knee but Dick avoids it well.
Dick tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Chisholm tries a low kick but Dick avoids it.
Chisholm feints a jab promting Dick to slip. Chisholm then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Dick slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#TD2#
Dick closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Dick lands in his opponent's guard.
Chisholm wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Dick tries to free his leg and advance position but Chisholm is retaining full guard.
Chisholm has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #T2#
Dick pushes down on Chisholm's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Chisholm wants to improve his position but Dick is controlling well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick wants to take a breather but Chisholm is having none of it.
Chisholm controlling the position well.
Dick works his foot free and advances to mount.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB2#
Dick is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Chisholm can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Chisholm tries to lock up and control but Dick gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Chisholm is squirming around, avoiding Dick's attempts to control the action. #T3##SUB2#
Dick is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Chisholm is surviving well by controlling Dick's body position as best he can.
Dick tries to control but Chisholm wriggling away. #SUB2#
Dick has control of Chisholm's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Chisholm regains control of the situation pretty easily. #SUB2#
Dick looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Chisholm wants to try and get back to his feet.
Chisholm can't escape the position. #SUB2#
Dick working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet. #SUB2#
Dick working for a submission but Chisholm is keeping him at bay.
Chisholm is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Chisholm sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.#T4##SUB2#
Dick maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Chisholm could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Dick has cracked it and Chisholm is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Dick!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Editiny Dick!
A very excited looking Editiny Dick made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: gc99     
Date:   May 28, 2016
#R1#
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fett tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dick manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dick lands a slapping body shot. #CL2#
Fett has Dick up against the cage in a clinch.
Fett gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dick.
Fett can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
Dick is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Fett gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Dick drops down looking for an ankle pick but Fett pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fett tries to clinch but Dick moves away
and Fett takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CL2#
Fett gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fett throws an elbow but it misses.
Fett can't get the takedown.
Fett has a couple of punches blocked by Dick. #T1#
Dick goes for a takedown attempt but Fett pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Fett wants to clinch up but Dick keeps it at a distance.
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dick swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fett closes the distance but Dick moves to the side
and Dick counters with a straight right hand.
Fett tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dick manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dick's jab looks to have found its range, popping Fett under the eye.
Dick avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fett fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dick has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Lightning Kicks (MaxID260K) in the buildup to the fight.#CL2#
Fett gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Dick wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#BC#
Dick breaks from the clinch.
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt. #CL2#
Fett forces Dick back against the cage and clinches.#TD2#
Fett gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground. #SUB#
Dick is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Fett trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dick looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dick is trying to keep Fett in close. #SUB#
Dick looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Dick keeping full guard, as Fett tries to pass. #SUB#
Fett got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Fett has managed to get both his arms back between Dick's legs - danger averted.
Fett is stalling in the full guard.
Fett trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom. #T3#
Fett wants to pass the guard but Dick is keeping the position.
Fett trying to control the position from guard on top but Dick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Dick escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Fett gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Fett trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fett preventing the sweep. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Fett trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dick paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fett wants to clinch.
It looked like Dick wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fett wants to clinch.#CL2#
Fett forces Dick back against the cage and clinches.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fett is pressed up against the cage. Dick has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fett down to the mat. Fett avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Fett tries to clinch up but Dick circles away and keeps his distance.
Fett moves away from the strike by Dick. #CL2#
Fett instigates a clinch.
Dick has Fett pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Fett manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jango Fett will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch but Dick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dick paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fett looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fighters circling - Dick throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fett looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice body punch from Dick.
Dick lands a nice shot to the body.
Dick connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jango Fett is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Fett takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fett wants to clinch
and Dick counters with a stiff right hand.
Fett tries to clinch up
and Dick counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#T1#
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dick swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dick feinted with a counter takedown.
Fett is looking to clinch. #CL2#
Fett rushes Dick and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Fett throws a punch but it's blocked by Dick. #BC#
Dick breaks from the clinch.
Dick keeps the fight on the outside.
Dick was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fett can do to turn this around?
Fett tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Dick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dick tries for a takedown but Fett sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.#CL2#
Fett closes the distance and clinches.
Fett struggles to land a body shot inside as Dick controls his hands.
Fett wants a takedown but no success here.
Dick takes a knee to the side of the body.
Dick tries to score a body lock takedown but Fett shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Fett utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.#T2#
Dick gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Fett.
Fett changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Dick fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Editiny Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jango Fett.
Dick dips to his left and cracks Fett with an uppercut!#CL2#
Fett closes the distance and clinches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#TD#
Dick has Fett pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Dick pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Fett tumbling to the mat - Dick dives into Fett's guard.
Dick is standing up over Fett. Fett looks to escape but Dick dives into side control. #REVB#
Fett wants to get back to his feet but Dick drags him back down.#T3#
Dick trying to control the action but Fett is working from the bottom.
Dick prevents Fett from escaping the position.
Fett wants to get back to his feet but Dick is dominant here and he's now got Fett's back!
Fett wants to get back to his feet.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Dick here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.#SUB#
Dick patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?#SUB#
Dick has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #T4#
Fett trying to get back to his feet but Dick is in full control for now.
Dick wants to control but Fett is keeping busy.#SUB#
Dick is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Fett staying busy and making it hard for Dick to control.
Fett trying to get back to his feet but Dick is in full control for now. #SUB#
Dick looking for the choke from the back. #SUB#
Dick patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Fett fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fett is looking to clinch.
Dick misses with a two punch combination.
Dick shoots in and drives through. Fett sprawls well.
The fighters circling - Dick throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fett tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dick throws the left hand but Fett avoids the punch easily.
Fett tries to clinch up but Dick circles away and keeps his distance.
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt. #CL2#
Fett closes the distance and clinches. #TD2#
Fett is trying to trip Dick. He has hold of a leg but Dick is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Fett persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Fett looking to pass the guard.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Fett from controlling successfully. #T1#
Fett trying to move into half guard but instead Dick has managed to sweep!#REVR#
Dick trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fett is looking to stand up but Dick isn't so interested in that idea.
Dick tries to free his leg and advance position but Fett is retaining full guard.
Dick trying to control but Fett is working from the bottom.
Fett is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Dick is controlling him. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Fett is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Jango Fett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick connects with a right hand. Fett shakes it off.
Fett is looking to clinch.
Fett wants to clinch up but Dick keeps it at a distance.
Dick attempts a counter takedown but Fett avoids it well and moves away.
Jango Fett is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fett wants to clinch#TD#
and Dick counters with a shoot takedown. Fett fights it but they end up in guard.
Dick passes Fett's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Dick prevents Fett from standing back up.
Dick with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #T3##SUB#
Dick is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Fett has managed to free his arm - good work.
Fett pushes Dick off looking to stand but Dick dives back in and keeps control. #SUB#
Dick is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Fett doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dick.
Fett looks like he's trying to stand up. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#CL2#
Fett has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dick blocks an uppercut.
Fett throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Dick tries for a takedown. No joy.
Dick wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fett has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Dick is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Dick tries to score a body lock takedown but Fett shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Jango Fett seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Fett misses with a punch to the body.
Dick is working for takedown but Fett is calmly controlling the position for now.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fett misses with a shot to the kidneys. #TD2#
Fett lands a takedown into guard.
Fett wants to control from the top but Dick keeps moving. #SUB#
Dick looking for a guillotine here but Fett defends easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Editiny Dick.
I think Dick has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Editiny Dick!

A very excited looking Editiny Dick made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: gc98     
Date:   May 21, 2016
#R1##TD#
Dick gets the takedown into side control.
Husky manages to work his way to half guard, despite Dick's best efforts.
Dick is trying to control. Husky wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Dick tries to pass the half guard into mount. Husky knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB2#
Husky looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
Husky looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dick trying to control the action but Husky is working from the bottom.
Dick is pressing down on Husky's thigh, looking to free his foot. Husky is holding on for now.
Dick is trying to control the action in half guard but Husky is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Husky looking for submissions off his back.
Dick wants to pass to mount but Husky is defending the position. #T1#
Husky trying to get back to full guard but Dick takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!#SUB#
Dick wants to finish this one by submission but Husky is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Dick.
Dick prevents Husky from getting the reversal.
Husky tries to hold on but Dick pushes him away.
Husky is trying desperately to improve position.
Husky tries to lock up and control but Dick gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Dick looking to control but Husky is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.#T2#
Husky tries to reverse the position but Dick maintains control.
Dick tries to control but Husky wriggling away.
Husky can't escape the position.
Husky is controlling an arm, preventing Dick from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest. #SUB#
Dick jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Husky manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Husky is looking for a sweep.
Husky is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Husky is still trying to improve position.
Husky can't do much from the bottom here.
Husky gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there! #T3#
Dick moves to the back. #SUB#
Husky showing good submission defense here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Dick working for the choke.
Husky trying to control the action but Dick just sinks the hooks in. #SUB#
Dick is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Husky knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Husky for a finish.
Husky is trying to break free.
Dick is trying to stick to Husky's back but Husky is turning into Dick. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Dick's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Husky.#T4##SUB#
Dick throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB#
Dick is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Husky defends well.
Dick tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dick seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Husky must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Husky trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
We've been informed that Husky has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Dick looking for a sweep. Not yet Dick, not yet.
Dick is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Dick passes the guard and advances to mount!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Husky is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##TD2#
Husky manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Dick on his heels. He'll look to pass Dick's guard now, I'm sure.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Husky from controlling successfully.
Husky preventing the sweep.
Dick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Husky can do to turn this around?
Husky slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Husky wants to control but Dick is keeping him busy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dick taking a bit of punishment here - Husky scoring with strikes.
Dick is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Husky's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick tries to roll over but Husky keeps him under control.
Dick is pressing down on Husky's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Dick looking to hit a scissor sweep but Husky is one step ahead there. #T1#
Husky trying to control the position from guard on top but Dick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Husky looking to pass the guard.
Husky won't allow Dick to sweep him here.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Husky accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Husky from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Dick is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Husky defends well.
Husky is in close to Dick's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Dick is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Husky postures up.
Husky not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Husky trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Husky wants to control from the top but Dick keeps moving. #SUB#
Dick is looking for a triangle but Husky pushes his legs off easily.
Husky missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Husky tries to free his leg and advance position but Dick is retaining full guard. #SUB#
Dick has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Husky can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Husky in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T3#
Husky trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Dick manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVR##SUB2#
Husky had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dick defends it easily.
Husky keeping moving, preventing Dick from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Husky is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dick defends well.
Dick will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Husky swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dick works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Husky tries to get to full guard but Dick has control of the leg. #T4##SUB2#
Husky actively working from the bottom here.
Husky won't allow Dick to pass to mount.
Dick has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Dick can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Husky is looking to escape.
Husky sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Husky is trying to control but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Konrad Husky will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Husky changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Husky throws a lazy head kick
and Dick counters with a stiff right hand.
Dick lands a lovely overhand right.
Husky throws a lazy body kick
and Dick counters with a nice uppercut.
Husky fails with the takedown
letting Dick counter with a right hand.
Dick moves into range and connects with a jab.
Husky fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Dick uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Husky.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Husky takes a swing at Dick's ribcage but misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Dick misses its target.
Husky bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A punch combination from Dick misses.
Dick is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Dick misses with a straight right. #T1#
Dick connects with a crisp jab.
Husky doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Husky doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dick scores with a sloppy right hand. Husky should have avoided that one.
Husky is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dick drops down looking for a counter takedown but Husky sprawls and moves away.
Dick on the wrong end of a nice jab.#CUT2#
It looks like Editiny Dick has been cut.
Husky throws out a loose jab but Dick uses good head movement to avoid it.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Dick here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Husky steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dick.
And Husky tries to counter it with a takedown but Dick pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Husky lands a nice looking body kick.
Husky throws a leg kick
enabling Dick to counter with a crisp jab.
Husky misses with a low kick.
Husky tries to clinch
and Dick connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dick is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#T2#
Husky gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Husky gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dick.
Dick scores with a hook to the body. Husky takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dick takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Husky throws a jab but it's blocked by Dick.
A little feinted left hand from Dick on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dick swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dick swinging wildly here.
Husky bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dick ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Konrad Husky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Husky throws a sloppy head kick
letting Dick counter with a right hand.
Husky fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Editiny Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Konrad Husky.#T3##TD#
Dick drives through with a takedown into guard. #SUB2#
Husky pushes a forearm under Dick's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Dick is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Konrad Husky!
A very excited looking Konrad Husky made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Editiny Dick spoke after the fight, saying 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, has a surprise for me on bed'.

 

Event: gc93     
Date:   Apr 16, 2016
#R1#
Dick looks to score with a jab to the body but Lineker is just out of range.
Lineker's coach down at The Warehouse was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Lineker's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Dick lands a body shot.
Lineker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dick.
Lineker thows a leg kick but Dick checks it
and Dick counters with a series of strikes. Lineker will be more careful next time no doubt.
Lineker throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lineker leaves Dick with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Lineker throws a front kick aimed at Dick's knee but Dick avoids it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lineker doesn't seem bothered though.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dick checks a leg kick.
Good work by Dick as he checks the leg kick.
Dick is looking for a counter combo.
Lineker walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Dick checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. #T1#
Dick moves out of range of the leg kick from Lineker.
Dick paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dick connects with a jab.
Dick on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lineker. Lineker obviously looking to wear him down. #TD#
Lineker gets caught napping as Dick dives in and scores a takedown. Lineker manages to retain guard.#ES2#
Lineker pushes Dick off and scrambles back to his feet.
Dick has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Lightning Kicks (MaxID260K) in the buildup to the fight.
Lineker gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dick counters with a stiff right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lineker staying out of range there.
Lineker throws a leg kick
and Dick counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Dick loads up on a big right hand but Lineker slips the punch.#T2#
Dick throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dick checks a leg kick.
Lineker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lineker is trying to counter with his kicks.
Lineker throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lineker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lineker will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dick misses with a looping right.
Lineker counters with a body kick.
Lineker lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dick misses with a lunging right hand
and Lineker counters with a thumping low kick.
Lineker pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dick tries to score a power double leg takedown but Lineker sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Dick somewhat.#T3#
Dick misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dick shoots in but no luck this time.
Lineker only half commits to the counter leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A bone on bone clash there as Dick blocks the leg kick.
Lineker misses with a leg kick
letting Dick counter with a right hand.
Dick misses with a straight left.
Lineker thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Dick if he has to take too many more of those.
Dick misses with a looping right.
Dick feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Linekers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
Lineker thinks about the counter body kick.#T4#
Lineker attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. #TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Lineker enables Dick to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Lineker manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Lineker looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dick is one step ahead there.
Dick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Lineker swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lineker seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Dick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Lineker swivels though and keeps the full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Dick throws a series of punches but Lineker avoids them all with ease.
Lineker pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dick is out of range and Lineker settles back down.
Dick has a takedown stuffed.
Lineker fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dick is out of range.
Editiny Dick is winning the standup battle so far.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dick. Lineker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dick darts in looking for a takedown but Lineker gets double underhooks and turns Dick into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lineker takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Dick. Lineker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dick works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dick throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lineker counters with a low kick, right behind Dick 's knee.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Dick here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Dick misses with a straight left.
Dick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lineker.
Lineker tries to score with a low kick but Dick moves his leg out of the way.
Dick misses with a body shot
and Lineker counters with a nice leg kick.
Lineker attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lineker throws a low kick but Dick moves out of range easily.
Lineker delivers a nice body kick.#T2#
Dick checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dick throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Lineker slips a jab from Dick.
Dick blocks a low kick nicely.
Dick scores with a jab to the body.
Lineker takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dick on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lineker lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dick takes a step back to recover.
Lineker tries to land a body kick
and Dick connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dick checks a leg kick. #T3#
Dick slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Dick throws a right hand that misses
and Lineker counters with a nice leg kick.
Lineker throws a leg kick
and Dick counters with a nice uppercut.
Lineker is looking to chop away at Dick's legs.
Lineker throws a leg kick but Dick moved away.
Lineker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Horrible takedown attempt by Dick or perhaps it was just good defense by Lineker, which made it look bad.
Lineker flicks out a counter leg kick but Dick steps away.
A low kick from Lineker misses #TD#
and Dick counters with a nice double leg into side control. Lineker won't be happy with that.
Lineker is looking to regain half guard here but Dick keeps moving and retains side control. #T4#
Lineker wants to control but Dick postures up.
Dick moves into full mount! #SUB#
Dick has hold of Lineker's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Lineker manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lineker is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Lineker stops Dick from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Dick trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Lineker tries to hold on but Dick pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Dick catches Lineker with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A low kick from Lineker misses
and Dick connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dick throws a hook to the side of Lineker's head but Lineker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lineker tries a quick counter leg kick but Dick is wise to it.
Lineker bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Lineker lands a leg kick that knocks Dick off balance momentarily.
Lineker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dick uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Editiny Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dick lands an overhand right.
Dick shoots in but no luck this time.
Dick smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#T1#
Lineker tries to land a front kick but Dick steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lineker walks into a stiff left hand from Dick.
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
Lineker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lineker misses with a leg kick
and Dick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lineker throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Dick counters with a nice uppercut.
Lineker misses with a low kick as Dick jumps back.
Lineker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dick.
Dick throws a lazy right hand but Lineker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lineker tries a quick counter leg kick but Dick is wise to it.#T2#
Lineker lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dick's sensitive parts.
Dick is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#TD#
Dick gets a takedown into half guard.
Lineker wants to control but Dick is keeping busy.
Lineker is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Dick is staying active.
Lineker wants to get back to full guard.
Dick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lineker can do to turn this around?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB#
Dick is trying to work for a kimura but Lineker is defending well.
Lineker is holding on to half guard well.
John Lineker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Dick trying to control from half guard but Lineker is working away.
Editiny Dick is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lineker regains full guard. Nicely done.
Dick sitting in guard here, content to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lineker keeping moving, preventing Dick from controlling successfully. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Lineker keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dick misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dick scores with a crisp jab that stopped Lineker in his tracks.
Dick tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Lineker swivels and escapes.
A bone on bone clash there as Dick blocks the leg kick.
Dick changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Lineker throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dick.#TD#
Dick gets a takedown into half guard.#ES2#
Lineker has one foot on Dick's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Lineker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dick has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Editiny Dick!

During a confident post fight interview, Editiny Dick thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

 
 
 
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