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by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 07, 2022 |
#R1##CL2# Lothbrock pushes Conservative up against the cage in a clinch. A short body shot lands from Conservative as the two fighters clinch.
Conservative scores with a hook to the body. Lothbrock wants a takedown but no success here.
#BC# Conservative breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lothbrock tries to land a front kick but Conservative steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Lothbrock wants to clinch. Conservative throws out a powerful jab. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#KD# Conservative drops Lothbrock with a beautiful combination! Lothbrock stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Conservative is looking for the KO!#CUT#It looks like Ragnar Lothbrock has been cut. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Lothbrock tries to grapple but his opponent circles and Conservative counters with a deadly accurate combination that rocks Lothbrock badly! He tries to strike back but Conservative puts an end to that with another precision combo that knocks Lothbrock out cold! Oh man, Lothbrock will never hear the end of this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Closet Case Conservative! During a confident post fight interview, Closet Case Conservative thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 01, 2022 |
#R1# Thorson shoots in for a takedown but Conservative shows good takedown defense. Thorson lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. Thorson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Conservative swivels and escapes. Thorson dives in and grabs Conservative's left leg, looking for a takedown. Conservative pushes down on Thorson's head and hops out. Conservative appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body. Closet Case Conservative has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Thorson. Some bone on bone action there as Conservative checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Conservative swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect. Thorson swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Conservative misses the target. Thorson dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Conservative cracks Thorson with a good jab. Thorson tries to clinch there but Conservative circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Conservative appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body. Conservative takes a kick to the side of the head.#T1# Conservative throws a front kick aimed at Thorson's knee but Thorson avoids it well. Thorson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Conservative avoids it really well and circles away.#KD# Conservative lands a left and a right that send Thorson crashing to the mat, dazed. Conservative thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC#Thorson is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Mike Thorson has been cut. Conservative throws an uppercut from hell that sends Thorson clean off his feet! He's out cold! Conservative stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Closet Case Conservative! Our winner, Closet Case Conservative, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
NRC Fight Night 7
Date: Mar 02, 2022 |
#R1# Conservative misses with a two punch combination.
Farquharson doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. Conservative takes a jab right on the kisser.
Farquharson throws a head kick but Conservative moves out of range.
Good shot there by Conservative.#CUT#It looks like Malcom Farquharson has been cut. Farquharson lands a jab to the head.
Conservative misses with a body shot.
Nice body kick there by Farquharson. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Farquharson tests Conservative's chin there with a solid looking shot. A lazy body kick from Conservative and Farquharson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. A shot to the body from Conservative misses and Farquharson makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Conservative really felt that one! Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#T1# Farquharson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Farquharson to counter with a crisp jab. Nice shot by Farquharson. Farquharson lands with a kick to the ribs.
Conservative on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. The fighters circle momentarily. Farquharson darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Farquharson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Farquharson counters with a lovely straight right hand! Conservative throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Farquharson sees it coming and avoids it easily. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Farquharson! But no joy.#T2# Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative misses with a hook
and Farquharson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Jab by Farquharson. Conservative missing with a left hand there. Farquharson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Farquharson throws out a powerful jab. Farquharson has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Conservative. Conservative misses with a two punch combination.
Conservative looks to land a right hand but Farquharson moved out of range. Conservative throws a left and a right that both miss
and Farquharson counters with a lovely straight right hand! Conservative throws a body kick that misses and Farquharson counters with a straight right hand. Conservative takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
#T3# Conservative misses with a straight right. Conservative throws a low kick but Farquharson moves out of range easily. Farquharson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Conservative takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Conservative is breathing heavily. Farquharson lands with a shot to the body. Farquharson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Farquharson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Conservative takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket. Farquharson jabs at Conservative's body. Farquharson is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Conservative had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.#T4# Conservative lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. A slow jab from Conservative misses its intended target. Farquharson fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Conservative has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Farquharson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Conservative misses with a combination
and Farquharson counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Farquharson connects with the punch. Good standup being displayed there by Farquharson as he connects with a hook. A looping hook to the body misses from Conservative. Farquharson does a little dance to reset his feet. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Conservative misses with a left hand #KD2# and Farquharson counters with a nice right hand that sends Conservative toppling to the canvas! Conservative scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Farquharson finish him?! And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Malcom Farquharson dominated that round. The cut man is working on Malcom Farquharson's cut. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2# Farquharson dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Conservative takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Farquharson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Conservative keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Farquharson. Conservative fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Farquharson. Farquharson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Farquharson with a hook. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative blocks a head kick by Farquharson.
#KD2# Farquharson lands a big head kick that sends Conservative tumbling to the mat! Farquharson takes a step backwards and waves Conservative back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#Conservative is rocked! This has been an exciting period of action! Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Farquharson counters with a lovely straight right hand! Oh Conservative is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#T1# Conservative misses with a hook to the body
and Farquharson counters with a good, hard body kick but Conservative shrugs it off. Conservative seems to have got his legs back now. A jab from Farquharson misses. Conservative misses with a low kick. A countering left hand to the body from Farquharson misses. Farquharson works Conservative's body with a nice hook. Conservative is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight. Farquharson walks into a jab. Farquharson punishes Conservative's body with a nice straight punch. Conservative on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Malcom Farquharson seems to be getting the better of the standup. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Farquharson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Farquharson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Conservative has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.#T2# Farquharson thuds a left hand into Conservative's body. Conservative takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Farquharson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. A nice inside leg kick there by Farquharson. That's going to slow Conservative down. Farquharson tests Conservative's chin there with a solid looking shot. Conservative misses with a combination
and Farquharson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Farquharson has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Jab by Farquharson. This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Conservative might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far. Conservative misses with a left hand #KD2# and Farquharson counters with a crisp right hand that drops Conservative! Farquharson lets Conservative back up to his feet, looking for a finish! Farquharson misses with a straight right. #T3# Conservative takes a swing at Farquharson's ribcage but misses. Farquharson is looking for the big counter here. Farquharson throws a poor cross that misses
and Conservative counters with a nice uppercut. #KD2# Farquharson lands a big uppercut and Conservative crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Conservative looks OK. Farquharson waves Conservative back to his feet! Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Farquharson counters with a lovely shot to the body. Conservative fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Farquharson thinks about the counter body kick. Conservative on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#KD2# Farquharson lands a big uppercut and Conservative crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Conservative looks OK. Farquharson waves Conservative back to his feet! Farquharson closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Conservative out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Malcom Farquharson! After winning the bout, Malcom Farquharson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
終了ShuRyo
Date: Jan 28, 2022 |
#R1# Conservative swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Built keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Built is looking for a counter combo. Conservative misses with a hook
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Built uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Conservative.
Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a leg kick and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative thows a leg kick but Built checks it and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative misses with an uppercut. Built saw that one coming.#T1# Built checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Conservative throws out a loose jab but Built uses good head movement to avoid it. Conservative misses with a body shot
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a jab when Built was well out of range. Built keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Conservative. Conservative misses with a body shot
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative just misses with a punch to the body.
Built seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Conservative throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Built counters with a two punch combo. #T2# Conservative misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! A slow jab from Conservative misses its intended target. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Built crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Conservative - the referee stops the clock and Built gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Conservative. Built manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. Conservative takes a swing at Built's ribcage but misses. Donk. Conservative catches Built right on the button with a cross. Conservative throws out a loose jab but Built uses good head movement to avoid it. Built seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a two punch combo. #T3# Built keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Conservative scores with a nice strike. Built definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. Conservative swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative looks winded! Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight. Built slips a straight right by Conservative. Built keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Conservative. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a right hand and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Built is working the combinations to good effect here.#T4# Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses the shot to the body. Conservative throws a series of punches but Built moves out of range. It looked like Built was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Conservative misses with a double jab
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative swings away with a body shot that misses
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. #T5# Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a body shot
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative falls off balance throwing a combination
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Conservative misses with a hook
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Built counters with a two punch combo. #T6# Conservative swings away with a body shot that misses
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative misses with a body punch
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. A low kick from Conservative is predictable there and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Built moves out of range as Conservative strikes.#T7# Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a sloppy body shot
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative throws a lazy body kick and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws a lazy body kick and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. #T8# Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a leg kick that is checked and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Built was well out of range. Poor timing from Conservative. As Conservative looks to move away, Built throws a big counter combo but Conservative just gets out of the way. A head kick by Conservative misses and Built counters with a one-two to the body. #T9# Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a hook
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws a predictable looking body shot
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Conservative misses with a body shot
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Molokai Built dominated that round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2# Conservative misses with a combination
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative throws a sloppy head kick and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a predictable looking body shot
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws a sloppy head kick and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Built was well out of range. Poor timing from Conservative. Built throws a big counter combination but Conservative scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage. Molokai Built is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. This has been an exciting period of action! Conservative misses with the body kick and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative is breathing heavily.#T1# Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a leg kick and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative swings away with a body shot that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes.#T2# Conservative throws a sloppy head kick and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative misses with a straight left. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative misses with a body punch
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative misses with a hook
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Conservative might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Built has got the better of the exchanges.#T3# Conservative misses with a double jab
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws a leg kick and Built counters with a one-two to the body. This has been an exciting period of action! Conservative throws a predictable looking body shot
and Built counters with a two punch combo. #T4# Conservative throws a left and a right that both miss
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a body shot
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a leg kick and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Built blocks the body kick.
Built is looking for a counter combo. Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. #T5# Conservative throws a sloppy head kick and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a jab, cross combination.
It looked like Built was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Conservative swings and misses with a shot to the body and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Molokai Built is winning the standup battle so far. Conservative misses with a kick to the body.
Conservative throws a leg kick and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes.#T6# Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative misses with a hook to the body
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Built avoids a punch combination nicely.
Conservative misses with a right hand and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. A shot to the body from Conservative misses and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws a body kick, spinning off balance and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a leg kick and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. #T7# Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Built displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Conservative throws out the jab. Built went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Conservative misses with a body shot
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. #T8# Conservative throws a leg kick and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a combination that misses and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a combination that misses and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a leg kick that is checked and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Built checks a leg kick. Built seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.#T9# Conservative falls off balance throwing a combination
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a combination
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with the body kick and Built counters with a two punch combo. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Conservative throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Molokai Built dominated that second round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R3# A shot to the body from Conservative misses and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Built is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Conservative can do to turn this around? A low kick from Conservative is predictable there and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a straight left. As Conservative looks to move away, Built throws a big counter combo but Conservative just gets out of the way. Conservative falls off balance throwing a combination
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Conservative throws a combination that misses and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1# Conservative misses the body punch and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a shot to the body and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Conservative goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. #T2# A low kick from Conservative misses and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a shot to the body and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative misses with a straight right. Conservative misses with a leg kick and Built counters with a one-two to the body. #T3# Conservative misses with a hook
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a leg kick and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative misses with a hook
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Conservative throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Built. Built is looking for a counter combo. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a two punch combo. #T4# Built moves out of range as Conservative strikes. Conservative throws a lazy body kick and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. A low kick from Conservative is predictable there and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses the jab. Built is looking for a counter combo. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Built.
It looked like Built was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Conservative throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes.#T5# Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a kick to the body and Built counters with a two punch combo. A lazy body kick from Conservative and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative misses with a hook
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes.#T6# A lazy body kick from Conservative and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws a sloppy body shot
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a combination
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a double jab
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. #T7# Conservative throws an overhand right that lands on Built's shoulder, as Built tries to avoid the shot. Conservative works the jab nicely. Conservative throws a predictable looking body shot
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses the body punch and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. #T8# Conservative throws a sloppy body shot
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative swings away with a body shot that misses
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative misses with a kick to the body and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a body shot
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Built avoids a low kick by using good footwork. It looked like Built was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. #T9# Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative misses with a hook
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Conservative falls off balance throwing a combination
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Molokai Built clearly takes that round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R4# Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative looks to throw a body kick and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative misses with a hook. Built is looking for a counter combo. A swing and a miss from Conservative. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative misses with a shot to the body and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. #T1# Conservative throws a leg kick and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws a predictable looking body shot
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative misses with a hook to the body
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws a predictable looking body shot
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative misses with a hook to the body
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws a combination that misses and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. #T2# Conservative fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Built manages to avoid it. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a body punch
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a looping overhand right but Built ducks down to avoid it. Conservative tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Built was well out of range. Poor timing from Conservative. A shot to the body from Conservative misses and Built counters with a two punch combo. #T3# Conservative misses with a body punch
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a leg kick and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a combination that misses and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws a predictable looking body shot
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Conservative throws a lazy body kick and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. #T4# The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative misses with a body punch
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative misses with a leg kick and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Built steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Conservative. As Conservative looks to move away, Built throws a big counter combo but Conservative just gets out of the way.#T5# Conservative misses with a hook
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Built throws a big counter combination but Conservative scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Built counters with a two punch combo. #T6# Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Conservative swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative misses with a wild body shot. It looked like Built was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. #T7# Conservative throws a predictable looking body shot
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a hook
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Built sees it coming and avoids it easily. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. #T8# We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Conservative misses with a body punch
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative misses with a right hand and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws a sloppy head kick and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws out a loose jab but Built uses good head movement to avoid it. Conservative swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. #T9# A low kick from Conservative misses and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a lazy head kick and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Built counters with a two punch combo. This has been an exciting period of action! The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Conservative misses with a combination
and Built counters with a two punch combo. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Molokai Built had his way with Closet Case Conservative in that round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R5# Conservative throws a left and a right that both miss
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Built. As Conservative looks to move away, Built throws a big counter combo but Conservative just gets out of the way. Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative throws a leg kick and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell? Conservative throws a sloppy head kick and Built moves out of range easily. Conservative swings away with a body shot that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. #T1# Some wild striking there from Conservative.
Built throws a big counter combination but Conservative scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage. Built ducks under a wild hook from Conservative. Conservative falls off balance throwing a combination
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes.#T2# Conservative looks to score with a jab to the body but Built is just out of range. Built seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Conservative misses with a body shot.
Conservative throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Conservative misses with a jab to the body
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. #T3# Built defending well as Conservative loads up on a big left hand. Built seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative falls off balance throwing a combination
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Built uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Conservative. Conservative swings away with a body shot that misses
and Built counters with a two punch combo. #T4# Danga de danga de dang - Conservative scores with a four punch combination! Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a two punch combo. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Conservative throws a leg kick and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a body shot
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative misses with a hook to the body
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a combination
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. #T5# Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a straight left. It looked like Built was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Conservative misses with a right hand and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Built ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#T6# Conservative throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It looked like Built was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Conservative throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative swings and misses with a shot to the body and Built counters with a two punch combo. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative looks to land a right hand but Built moved out of range. Built throws a big counter combination but Conservative scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage. Conservative misses with a kick to the body and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Closet Case Conservative has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T7# A shot to the body from Conservative misses and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a double jab
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative misses with a double jab
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. #T8# Conservative throws a sloppy body shot
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative throws a left and a right that both miss
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a left and a right that both miss
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative falls off balance throwing a combination
and Built counters with a two punch combo. #T9# Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Built takes a jab right on the kisser.
Conservative throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative misses with a right hand and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative throws a leg kick and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative misses with a body shot
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
And that's the end of the fight! Molokai Built showed his dominance in that final round. Well Built has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight for Molokai Built! Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight for Molokai Built! Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight for Molokai Built!
Molokai Built wins by unanimous decision! Molokai Built is the new super heavyweight champion! Molokai Built was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. |
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Event:
G4
Date: Jan 13, 2022 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 8 wins and 2 losses; Bob Le Boulder! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 1 losses; Closet Case Conservative! The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2# Conservative clinches up with Le Boulder and pushes him back against the cage. Conservative jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Le Boulder walks away with a smile on his face. Conservative gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #TD# Le Boulder closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Le Boulder (4) vs (0) Conservative Conservative trying to remain calm as Le Boulder controls from the top position.#T1# We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB# Le Boulder looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. Conservative tries to improve position but can't. Le Boulder controls the position. Le Boulder seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Conservative for as long as he can get away with.#T2##T3# Conservative looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4# You can see the frustration on Conservative's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T5# Le Boulder staying calm. Le Boulder continues to stall. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. You can see the frustration on Conservative's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T6# A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet. Conservative is looking for a sweep.#SUB# Le Boulder thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T7# Conservative is being controlled here. Conservative tries to buck Le Boulder off but Le Boulder is having none of it. A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet. #SUB# Le Boulder is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Conservative knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #T8# Le Boulder controlling the position. #T9##SUB# Le Boulder working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. Conservative seems a little lost for a moment, as Le Boulder dominates the positioning. Le Boulder trying to control the action but Conservative is working from the bottom. Le Boulder controls the position. #T10##SUB# Le Boulder wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Conservative, who protects the arm well. A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet. #T11# Le Boulder's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#T12##SUB# Le Boulder tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. Le Boulder slows the pace down. Le Boulder has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T13# Further stalling from Le Boulder. If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Le Boulder is stinking the place up with his stalling.#T14# Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight! Le Boulder takes the fight on points by 4 to 0. Bob Le Boulder decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
新年おめでとう
Date: Jan 01, 2022 |
#R1# Conservative lands an overhand right. Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Built looks winded! Conservative just misses with a punch to the body.
Conservative throws a hook but Built avoids it easily. Despite the aggression on Built's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Conservative throws a head kick that misses and Built counters with a two punch combo. Nice defenses there by Built. Conservative misses with a straight right. Built is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative throws out a loose jab but Built uses good head movement to avoid it. Conservative misses with a combination
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. #T1# A low kick lands for Conservative.
Conservative missing with a left hand there. Built was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Despite the aggression on Built's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Built moves out of range of the strikes. Conservative misses with a hook. Conservative misses with a looping right.#T2# A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Built uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Conservative.
Conservative fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Built checks it well. Built is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. Conservative throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Built is looking for the big counter here. Conservative swings for the body but Built moves out of range.
Conservative lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. A telegraphed right hand from Conservative misses the target. Built lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#T3# Built ducks under a wild hook from Conservative. Conservative misses with a straight left. Built bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Built is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. Built checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Despite the aggression on Built's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Conservative scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Conservative looks to land a right hand but Built moved out of range.#T4# Built takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
As Conservative backs off Built throws a huge counter combo but Conservative manages to avoid it all. Conservative loads up on a big right hand but Built slips the punch. Built is looking for the big counter here. The fighters circling - Conservative throws out the jab but it was never going to land. We've been informed that Built has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight. Conservative smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Conservative throws a jab when Built was well out of range. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Built defending well as Conservative loads up on a big left hand. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2# Conservative throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. Conservative misses with an uppercut. Built saw that one coming. Despite the aggression on Built's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Built blocks the body kick.
Built unleashes a big counter combination but Conservative bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. Built bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Despite the aggression on Built's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Built counters with a two punch combo. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative throws a series of punches but Built avoids them all with ease. Conservative throws a combination that misses and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1# Conservative misses with a shot to the body and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Built can do to turn this around? Conservative misses with a straight left. Built is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. A swing and a miss from Conservative. Conservative misses with a two punch combination.
Conservative throws a leg kick and Built counters with a one-two to the body. #T2# Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Built counters with a two punch combo. Conservative will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Built throws a counter combo. Conservative throws a hook to the side of Built's head but Built sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Despite the aggression on Built's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Conservative throws a jab when Built was well out of range. Built throws a counter combo. Conservative thows a leg kick but Built checks it and Built counters with a one-two to the body. #T3# Conservative misses with a shot to the body and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. A slow jab from Conservative misses its intended target. Conservative misses with a wild body shot. Built throws a counter combo. Conservative clobbers Built with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. Conservative fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Built throws a counter combo. A big left from Conservative misses. Built is looking for the big counter here.#T4# Conservative misses with a hook to the body
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative swings away with a body shot that misses
and Built counters with a three punch combo that has Conservative backing up. Conservative nods at Built to acknowledge the strikes. Conservative fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Built manages to avoid it. Despite the aggression on Built's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Conservative misses with a right hand and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Molokai Built is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative misses with an uppercut. Built saw that one coming. Built staying out of range there. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Molokai Built showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3# Built moves out of range of the strikes. Built takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Closet Case Conservative is winning the standup battle so far. Conservative misses with a leg kick and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative throws a half hearted mid kick. Despite the aggression on Built's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Nice straight punches there by Conservative. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Conservative. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. #T1# Built moves out of range of the body kick from Conservative.
Conservative thows a left - swing and a miss! Built is looking for the big counter here. Built displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Conservative throws out the jab. Conservative looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Conservative throws the left hand but Built avoids the punch easily. Built unleashes a big counter combination but Conservative bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. Conservative tries to land a body kick and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws a low kick, looking for Built's leg but Built calmly moves out of range. Built is looking for the big counter here.#T2# Built defending well as Conservative loads up on a big left hand. Conservative tries to land a body kick and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Built is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. A leg kick checked by Built. A telegraphed right hand from Conservative misses the target. Conservative throws a sloppy head kick and Built moves out of range easily. Built throws a counter combo.#T3# Conservative throws a head kick that misses and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Conservative looks to score with a jab to the body but Built is just out of range. Built uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Conservative. Conservative misses with a few strikes there.
Built unleashes a big counter combination but Conservative bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. Conservative misses the body punch and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative thows a leg kick but Built checks it and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. #T4# Conservative throws a low kick but it's checked well by Built. Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Conservative throws a body punch but Built moves out of range. Built throws a counter combo. Conservative uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Conservative is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a one-two to the body. Decent striking displayed by Conservative there.
And that's the end of the fight! Molokai Built comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Built has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 28:29 Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 28:29 Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Molokai Built! Molokai Built tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool. |
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Event:
Yoi Otoshi O!
Date: Dec 31, 2021 |
#R1# Conservative pivots, looking for a leg kick but Built is out of range and Conservative settles back down. Conservative throws a hook but Built blocks it. Built throws a counter combo. Built slips a jab and a cross from Conservative.
Built takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Conservative throws a low kick but Built avoids it. Built unleashes a big counter combination but Conservative bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. Built uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Conservative. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Built manages to avoid it. Conservative throws a shot from downtown. Built moves away and avoids it. Conservative looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T1# Conservative misses with a left hand and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Conservative swings for the body but Built moves out of range.
Conservative dips to his left and cracks Built with an uppercut! Conservative fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Built is out of range. Built is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. Built takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Conservative lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Conservative throws a lazy right hand but Built sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Conservative connects with an inside leg kick.#T2# Built checks a leg kick nicely. Conservative misses with a hook
and Built counters with a two punch combo. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Some wild striking there from Conservative.
Built is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. A swing and a miss from Conservative. Built keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Conservative. Built unleashes a big counter combination but Conservative bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#T3# Built uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Conservative. Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Conservative misses with an uppercut. Conservative waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Built. Conservative cracks Built with an open hand slap. Built ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Built checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. The fighters circling - Conservative throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Built is looking for the big counter here.#T4# Built avoids the body shot from Conservative.
Built unleashes a big counter combination but Conservative bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. Conservative throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Built counters with a series of strikes. Conservative will be more careful next time no doubt. Conservative throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Built bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Built throws a counter combo. Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Built looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. Conservative swinging wildly here.
Built is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Conservative throws an overhand right that lands on Built's shoulder, as Built tries to avoid the shot. Despite the aggression on Built's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative dominated that round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2# Conservative throws a leg kick and Built counters with a two punch combo. Built blocks a leg kick. Closet Case Conservative is winning the standup battle so far. Conservative pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Built avoids a kick to the body.
Conservative loads up on a big right hand but Built slips the punch. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Built counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative tests Built's chin there with a solid looking shot. Conservative is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. Conservative misses with a body punch
and Built counters with a two punch combo. #T1# Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a left and a right that stings Conservative. Built moves out of range of the strikes. Built is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. Conservative lands a slapping body shot.
Conservative misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Built.
Despite the aggression on Built's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Conservative drops Built with a straight right hand, right on the button! Conservative follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative! Closet Case Conservative is the new super heavyweight champion! A relieved looking Closet Case Conservative thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
二千二十一
Date: Dec 06, 2021 |
#R1# Zaitsev is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Conservative has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Zaitsev closes the distance looking to clinch and Conservative counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Zaitsev fails with an attempt to clinch.
Conservative lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Zaitsev circles away quickly and effectively.#CL# Zaitsev drives through and clinches with Conservative against the cage.
#BC2# Conservative breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Conservative works Zaitsev's body with a nice hook. Zaitsev takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Good shot there by Conservative. Zaitsev wants to clinch.#KD2# Oooooh!!! Conservative has knocked Zaitsev down with a huge combo! Conservative steps away and waves a wobbly Zaitsev back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#Zaitsev is rocked!#T1# Conservative stuns Zaitsev with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Conservative cracks Zaitsev with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Zaitsev tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Conservative pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Zaitsev is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative! A very excited looking Closet Case Conservative made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
G3
Date: Nov 24, 2021 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Closet Case Conservative! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 23 wins and 16 losses; Harry Hirsch! The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Yuuki Gou and Ren Mimura.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious? Hirsch shoots in for a takedown but Conservative shows good takedown defense. Conservative is looking to counter the offense by Hirsch and move into the clinch.#CL# Conservative forces Hirsch back against the cage and clinches.#TD2# Conservative is fighting off a takedown attempt but Hirsch is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Conservative to the mat. Conservative regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Conservative (0) vs (2) Hirsch Hirsch slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Let's hope that Hirsch has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T1# Hirsch wants to pass the guard but Conservative is keeping the position. Conservative looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hirsch is one step ahead there. Hirsch not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. Hirsch pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Conservative is keeping the position for now. Hirsch is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T2# Hirsch's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige. Hirsch tries to free his leg and advance position but Conservative is retaining full guard. We've been hearing good reports from Conservative's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today. Hirsch controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. Conservative is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage. #T3# Hirsch wants to pass the guard but Conservative is keeping the position. Hirsch pushes down on Conservative's leg and manages to get into half guard. Hirsch is taking a breather. Conservative says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#T4# More stalling from Hirsch.#T5# Conservative is trying to control but Hirsch manages to pass to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Conservative (0) vs (5) Hirsch The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Hirsch controlling his opponent. #T6# Hirsch with more of the same as he continues to hold on.#T7##T8##T9# Hirsch mounts Conservative! Really nice guard pass there! #SUB2# Hirsch is working for a guillotine from mount but Conservative frees his head quite easily.
Hirsch tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. Conservative prevents Hirsch from taking his back.#T10# Hirsch looking to control and managing it successfully. Conservative tries to get back to half guard but can't. Hirsch controlling the pace for now. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Hirsch takes Conservative's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Conservative is in trouble. Score +3 for taking back: Conservative (0) vs (8) Hirsch#T11# Conservative is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Hirsch. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Conservative trying to control the hands but Hirsch won't let him. Hirsch trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Conservative doesn't escape. #T12# Conservative is in bad spot here.
Hirsch is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish. #T13# Conservative tries to escape but Hirsch has the hooks in and won't let him break free. Hirsch controlling from the back. Conservative wants to escape the position.
#T14# Hirsch really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Conservative. It looks like Hirsch might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight! Hirsch wins on points by 8 to 0. After winning the bout, Harry Hirsch thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
グラップル
Date: Nov 01, 2021 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Closet Case Conservative! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 1 losses; Bob Le Boulder! The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Ren Mimura and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD2# Le Boulder closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Conservative (0) vs (2) Le Boulder Le Boulder is stalling here. Conservative is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Le Boulder seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Conservative has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work. Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Conservative (4) vs (2) Le Boulder Le Boulder looking for a sweep but Conservative has passed into full mount! Oh no! Score +2 for reaching mount: Conservative (6) vs (2) Le Boulder Conservative trying to control but Le Boulder is having none of it. Le Boulder tries to improve his position but instead Conservative has taken his back! Score +3 for taking back: Conservative (9) vs (2) Le Boulder Le Boulder just trying to survive but Conservative is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish. Le Boulder is in bad spot here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Le Boulder wants to escape the position but for the time being he's just trying to control the pace. Conservative has the hooks in. Le Boulder is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Le Boulder tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell! #T1# Conservative avoids the attempt from Le Boulder to control. Le Boulder can't escape the position.
Le Boulder is just holding on here. Conservative manages to take his back.
Score +3 for taking back: Conservative (12) vs (2) Le Boulder Conservative not allowing Le Boulder to control his hands. Le Boulder is trying to break free.
Le Boulder turns into Conservative and is now in his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Conservative (12) vs (4) Le Boulder Le Boulder stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Conservative swivels though and keeps the full guard. Conservative not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Le Boulder trying to control but Conservative is working from the bottom. #T2# Le Boulder pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Conservative is keeping the position for now. Le Boulder wants to control from the top but Conservative keeps moving. Le Boulder sitting in guard, not really doing much. Le Boulder wants to pass the guard but Conservative is keeping the position.#T3# Le Boulder slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. Conservative keeping moving, preventing Le Boulder from controlling successfully. Le Boulder sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Conservative's guard. #T4# Le Boulder is looking to advance position but Conservative won't allow it. Le Boulder wants to lay and pray for a moment but Conservative keeps working. #SUB2# Le Boulder looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Le Boulder is looking to take a break and control but Conservative is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T5# Le Boulder tries to pass the half guard into mount. Conservative knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. Conservative is staying active underneath Le Boulder, who seems content to just control the action from this position. Le Boulder is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Conservative! Score +3 for passing guard: Conservative (12) vs (7) Le Boulder#SUB2# Le Boulder goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Conservative is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Conservative (14) vs (7) Le Boulder Le Boulder lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Conservative (14) vs (9) Le Boulder#T6# Conservative wants to sweep here but Le Boulder controlling him for the moment. Conservative keeping moving, preventing Le Boulder from controlling successfully. Le Boulder looking to sit in guard and control but Conservative gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Conservative (16) vs (9) Le Boulder Conservative won't allow Le Boulder to sweep him here. Le Boulder seems keen to control Conservative's posture. Le Boulder wants to sweep but no luck. #T7# Le Boulder is trying to control the position but Conservative postures up. #SUB2# Le Boulder escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Conservative gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. Le Boulder is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent. Conservative is fighting to break Le Boulder's control of his arms but Le Boulder is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment. Conservative won't allow Le Boulder to sweep him here. Le Boulder working a defensive guard here.
Conservative preventing the sweep. Le Boulder wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now. Le Boulder is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T8# There's a bit of a scramble here and now Le Boulder is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Conservative (16) vs (11) Le Boulder Le Boulder controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. Conservative definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. Le Boulder trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T9# Le Boulder wants to control from the top but Conservative keeps moving. Le Boulder advances to half guard. #T10##SUB2# Le Boulder seems to be working for a kimura but Conservative defends the submission attempt. Le Boulder performing his best blanket impression for a moment. Conservative works his way to full guard. Good work. Le Boulder not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. Conservative keeping moving, preventing Le Boulder from controlling successfully. #T11# Le Boulder looking to sit in guard and control but Conservative gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Conservative (18) vs (11) Le Boulder#SUB2# Le Boulder has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Conservative can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. Le Boulder is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Conservative trying to control the position from guard on top but Le Boulder is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Conservative will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions. Le Boulder wants to sweep here but Conservative controlling him for the moment. #T12##SUB2# Le Boulder has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Conservative can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. Le Boulder bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Conservative's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Conservative (18) vs (13) Le Boulder Conservative keeping moving, preventing Le Boulder from controlling successfully. Le Boulder seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. Le Boulder looking to sit in guard and control but Conservative gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Conservative (20) vs (13) Le Boulder#T13# Le Boulder is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control. Conservative preventing the sweep. Le Boulder seems keen to control Conservative's posture. Let's hope that Le Boulder has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight. Le Boulder looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Le Boulder is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage. Conservative trying to control the position from guard on top but Le Boulder is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T14# Le Boulder wants to sweep here but Conservative controlling him for the moment. Conservative has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player. Le Boulder is controlling Conservative's posture.#SUB2# Le Boulder looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Le Boulder looking for a sweep. Not yet Le Boulder, not yet. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Le Boulder keeps trying to improve his position.
And that's the end of the fight! Conservative takes the fight on points by 20 to 13. An out of breath Closet Case Conservative thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 03, 2021 |
#R1# Conservative slips a straight right by Jung. Conservative moves out of range as Jung strikes. Jung throws a series of punches but Conservative moves out of range. Conservative replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Jung blocks it well. A telegraphed right hand from Jung misses the target. Conservative moves out of range of the strikes. Conservative throws out a loose jab but Jung uses good head movement to avoid it. Conservative ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jung moves away. Conservative looks to land a combination but Jung avoids it well. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Jung misses with a wild combination.
Jung lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#T1# Conservative defending well as Jung loads up on a big left hand. Conservative avoids the body shot from Jung.
Conservative looks like he wants to counter punch here. Conservative moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#CUT2#It looks like Bang Lim Jung has been cut. Jung loads up on a big right hand but Conservative slips the punch. Jung throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Conservative misses with a wild body shot. Conservative bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Conservative throws a hook to the side of Jung's head but Jung sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Conservative bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jung's head. Conservative slips under a jab.#T2# Jung dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Conservative scores with a hook to the body. Jung takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Conservative lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A combination from Jung does no damage. Jung is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Sloppy strikes from Conservative. Those never looked like landing. Conservative avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jung looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #T3# Conservative thumps Jung with a low kick. Jung misses with a wild body shot. Conservative looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. Jung's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Conservative connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jung scrambles back to his feet. Conservative moves away from the strike by Jung. Jung moves into range and connects with a jab. Jung throws a series of punches but Conservative moves out of range. Conservative throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Jung jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jung steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Conservative. Jung throws a poor cross that misses
and Conservative counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T4# Conservative keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jung. Conservative follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land. Nice body punch from Jung. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#KD2# Conservative cracks Jung with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Conservative has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Jung to stand back up!#ROC2#Jung is rocked! Conservative lands with a big right hook that stumbles Jung - he's out on his feet here! Conservative follows up with another monster hook that separates Jung from consciousness! Jung falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Conservative stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Closet Case Conservative! Closet Case Conservative decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
ENIGMA 32
Date: Jul 18, 2021 |
#R1# McCarty comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Conservative throws a series of punches but McCarty avoids them all with ease. Conservative keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McCarty lands a nice shot to the body.
Conservative ducks under a wild hook from McCarty. McCarty avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Conservative steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McCarty. McCarty scores with a nice right hand.
Conservative on the wrong end of a nice hook. Nice uppercut there from McCarty. McCarty swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
McCarty misses with a two punch combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. McCarty misses with a looping right. McCarty misses the jab. McCarty throws a hook but Conservative blocks it. A right-left combo lands from McCarty. Conservative loads up on a big right hand but McCarty slips the punch. Conservative throws out a loose jab but McCarty uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1# McCarty walks into a left hand. #CUT#It looks like Darren McCarty has been cut. McCarty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Conservative.
Conservative misses with an uppercut
and McCarty counters with a straight right hand. Conservative getting the better of the striking in that exchange. McCarty lands with an uppercut that bounces Conservative off the cage and back into range. Conservative slips a straight right by McCarty. A punch combination from McCarty misses. McCarty throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McCarty lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Conservative staying out of range there. A little feinted left hand from Conservative on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Conservative just misses with a punch to the body.
Conservative tests McCarty's chin there with a solid looking shot. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. McCarty throws out a loose jab but Conservative uses good head movement to avoid it. McCarty swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A cross from McCarty lands. McCarty looks to land a right hand but Conservative moved out of range.#T2# McCarty tries to move into range but Conservative moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. A big right from McCarty misses. Conservative throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Conservative swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Conservative. McCarty lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. McCarty blocks a low kick nicely. A jab from McCarty does it's job there. Darren McCarty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. McCarty connects with a body shot. Conservative looking to land some kicks to the body here.
#KD2# McCarty cracks Conservative with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. McCarty has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Conservative to stand back up!#ROC2#Conservative is rocked! As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. McCarty throws a hook but Conservative avoids it easily. Oh Conservative is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Conservative steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McCarty. Conservative seems to have got his legs back now. McCarty misses with a right hand and Conservative counters with a body kick. Conservative with a jab. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Darren McCarty dominated that round. The cut man is working on Darren McCarty's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2# McCarty jabs Conservative to the body, keeping him at a distance. The fighters circling - McCarty throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Conservative throws a big shot that misses. McCarty throws a shot from downtown. Conservative moves away and avoids it. Conservative swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. McCarty lands a nice shot to the body.
McCarty has been the more effective fighter overall so far. McCarty throws a right hand that misses
and Conservative counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. McCarty throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Conservative takes a body punch but keeps moving. McCarty swinging wildly here.
Conservative half committed to a counter leg kick.#KD2# McCarty drops Conservative with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Conservative looks back up at him and smiles so McCarty waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
#CUT2#It looks like Closet Case Conservative has been cut. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! McCarty measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Conservative! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Darren McCarty! |
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Event:
ENIGMA 23
Date: Jun 12, 2021 |
#R1# Canada misses with the combination.
Canada connects with an inside leg kick. Canada throws a front kick aimed at Conservative's knee but Conservative avoids it well. Conservative looks to score with a jab to the body but Canada is just out of range. A big left from Conservative misses. Canada gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Conservative counters with a nice kick to the body. Canada throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Canada scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Canada displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Conservative throws out the jab. Beau Canada seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Conservative misses with a straight left. Canada wants to land a leg kick but Conservative is out of range. Canada throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Conservative stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Conservative definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#T1# Conservative throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Canada. Conservative shrugs it off though. Conservative walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Canada has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat. Canada misses with a right hand and Conservative cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#TD2# Canada changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Conservative looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better. Canada creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Conservative sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike. Canada fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Conservative avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Canada. Canada cracks Conservative with a big right hand but Conservative just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Canada connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Conservative some visible discomfort.
Canada trying to control the position but Conservative is working away. #T2# This has been an exciting period of action! Canada throwing shots but missing, from side control. Canada throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage. Canada has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan. Canada is working Conservative over with some ground and pound from side control. Canada working the ground and pound. Canada throws a strike aimed at the side of Conservative's head but Conservative avoids it well. Canada throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage. Canada working the ground and pound. Canada throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage. Canada throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Conservative works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure. Canada sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Conservative defending well though. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Beau Canada dominated that round. That's time! Back to the action!#R2# Canada fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Conservative has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Conservative keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Canada. Conservative was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit. Canada goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Conservative feinted there with a counter leg kick. Canada takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Conservative misses with a body kick. Canada keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Conservative. Canada tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Conservative is able to avoid easily. Canada thumps Conservative with a low kick. Beau Canada seems to be getting the better of the standup. Canada defending well as Conservative loads up on a big left hand. Canada scores with a jab to the body. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Canada throws out a leg kick but Conservative moves out of range and Canada only half commits. Conservative walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Canada checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Canada throws a sloppy head kick and Conservative moves out of range easily. Conservative gets cracked there but stands up to it.
#T1# Canada takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Canada looks for a takedown but Conservative sprawls well. Conservative throws out a token jab with nothing on it. A low kick lands for Canada.
Canada scores with a jab to the jaw. Conservative shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Canada eats them both and turns towards Conservative to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo. Canada dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Conservative. That did some damage! Conservative dodges the punch combination from Canada.
Canada lands a lovely overhand right. Conservative misses with a looping left.#T2# Conservative throws a series of punches but Canada moves out of range. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Canada thuds his right hand into Conservative's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Conservative avoids the head kick by Canada.
A counter left hand to the body from Conservative misses its target. Conservative takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Canada dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Conservative. That did some damage! Canada scores with a crisp jab that stopped Conservative in his tracks. Conservative misses with an uppercut. A nice side step and Canada releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home. Canada scores with a decent looking hook. Conservative dips to his left and cracks Canada with an uppercut! Canada has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Conservative tries a head kick but it misses.
Conservative with the inside leg kick. Canada cracks Conservative with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Conservative sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Beau Canada showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R3# Canada connects with a looping right hand.
Closet Case Conservative has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Canada throws a head kick but Conservative moves out of range.
A right-left combo lands from Canada. Canada throws an off balance right hand
and Conservative makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Canada takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Conservative takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#CL2# Canada moves into the clinch. Conservative can't break the clinch.
#TD2# Canada has picked Conservative up - he's going for a ride! Canada dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Canada prevents Conservative from improving his position. Canada throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Conservative has hold of Canada's hands but Canada slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#T1# Canada thows a huge punch but Conservative dodges it nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Conservative blocking the ground and pound attempt from Canada. Canada missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Conservative blocking the ground and pound attempt from Canada. Beau Canada is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight. Still in half guard, Canada seems content to control.#REF3# The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#T2# The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Canada scores with a spinning back kick! Canada with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Conservative throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Canada sees it coming and avoids it easily. Canada checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Canada throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. Conservative misses with a two punch combination.
Canada dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Conservative. That did some damage! Conservative takes a kick to the side of the head. Canada lands with a thumping leg kick.
Closet Case Conservative is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#TD2# Canada feints and as Conservative raises his hands in defense, Canada changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard. Canada is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control. Let's hope that Canada has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
And that's the end of the fight! Beau Canada comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Canada has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 27:30 Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 27:30 Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beau Canada! |
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Event:
PFC 260 Poli vs Serronen
Date: Apr 18, 2021 |
#R1# Martynov avoids the body shot from Conservative.
Martynov misses with a right hand and Conservative counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT2#It looks like Mikhail Martynov has been cut. Conservative scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one. Martynov swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
Martynov moves out of range as Conservative throws a body kick.
Martynov on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Conservative. Conservative obviously looking to wear him down.
Martynov takes a swing at Conservative's ribcage but misses. Conservative looks like he wants to counter punch here.#CL# Martynov clinches up against the cage. Conservative lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #BC2# Conservative breaks from the clinch.
Martynov slips under a jab. Martynov is looking to counter with a shot to the body. Martynov looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Conservative takes a jab right on the kisser.
Martynov is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Conservative unleashes a big counter combination but Martynov bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#CL# Martynov darts in and clinches Conservative up against the cage.#T1# Conservative has a couple of punches blocked by Martynov.
Martynov goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Martynov. Martynov throws a punch but it's blocked by Conservative. Martynov tries a body shot but Conservative blocks it.
#BC2# Conservative manages to break the clinch.
Martynov defending well as Conservative loads up on a big left hand. Conservative throws the left hand but Martynov avoids the punch easily. Martynov misses with a jab, cross combination.
Martynov scores with a hook to the body. Conservative takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Martynov takes a swing at Conservative's ribcage but misses. Martynov throws a sloppy body shot
and Conservative counters with a nice low kick that buckles Martynov's knee momentarily. Martynov slips under a jab from Conservative. Good shot there by Martynov. Martynov throws a jab but it's blocked by Conservative. Conservative is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. Martynov's corner calls for a 1-2. Martynov obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #T2# Conservative uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Martynov.
This has been an exciting period of action! Martynov avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Martynov uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Conservative. Martynov throwing a counter right hand but Conservative manages to avoid it. Conservative ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Martynov moves away. Conservative swinging wildly here.
Conservative tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Martynov was well out of range. Poor timing from Conservative. Martynov bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Conservative's head backwards. Martynov throws a poor cross that misses
and Conservative counters with a series of strikes. Martynov will be more careful next time no doubt. Martynov misses with a body shot.
Martynov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Conservative was well out of range. Poor timing from Martynov. Martynov uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Conservative avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Martynov scores with a hook to the body. Conservative takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #T3# Conservative slips a jab and a cross from Martynov.
Martynov swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
Conservative takes a jab right on the kisser.
Conservative misses with a jab, cross combination.
Conservative tries to land a front kick but Martynov steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Martynov takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. A looping hook to the body misses from Martynov. Conservative does a little dance to reset his feet. Martynov takes one to the chin there. Martynov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Martynov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And Conservative responds with a good body kick, but Martynov manages to step out the way in time. Martynov is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Conservative. Martynov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#CL# Martynov gets in close and instigates a clinch. #T4# An uppercut to the body lands inside from Conservative. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Martynov creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Conservative has had enough of the clinch but Martynov keeps him there for the moment. Martynov throws an elbow that misses.
#BC2# Conservative breaks from the clinch.
Conservative misses with a low kick. Conservative slips a jab from Martynov. Martynov throws a big shot that misses. Conservative steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Martynov. Conservative avoids the body shot from Martynov.
Martynov misses with a wild body shot. Martynov tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Conservative manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Conservative is looking for the big counter here. Martynov tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. It seemed like Conservative was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Martynov uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Conservative fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Martynov is out of range. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Mikhail Martynov will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Mikhail Martynov's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2# Conservative thuds a left hand into Martynov's body. Martynov fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Conservative misses with a straight right. #CL# Conservative tries to keep at a distance but Martynov has taken the fight into the clinch.#BC2# Conservative manages to break the clinch.
A decent looking cross lands there for Martynov. Martynov throws out a token jab with nothing on it. A swing and a miss from Martynov. Nice cross by Martynov. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Martynov scores with a crisp jab that stopped Conservative in his tracks. Conservative slips under a jab. Martynov changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Conservative cracks a nice hook into Martynov's ribs.#T1# Martynov cracks Conservative with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. A big left from Conservative misses. Martynov throws a body shot but no joy. A big right from Conservative misses. Martynov lands with a hook. Conservative tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. Martynov connects with a body shot that sends Conservative's belly button to the back. Martynov scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Martynov just misses with a punch to the body.
Conservative swats away the attempt to clinch by Martynov. Mikhail Martynov is winning the standup battle so far. The fighters circle momentarily. Conservative darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Martynov misses with a looping right. Conservative appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.#T2# Conservative dips down and scores with a jab to the body. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Martynov lands a slapping body shot.
A left and a right from Martynov both land. Nice combination. Martynov scores with a jab to the body. Conservative throws a good cross that connects.
Jab by Martynov. Martynov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Martynov fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Conservative looks like he wants to counter punch here. Conservative uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Martynov.
A shot to the body from Martynov misses and Conservative counters with a nice uppercut. Martynov jabbing away but nothing is landing. Martynov lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Conservative circles away quickly and effectively. Martynov takes a body punch but keeps moving. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T3# Conservative takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Conservative takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Martynov misses with an uppercut. Despite the aggression on Conservative's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Martynov slips under a jab. Conservative digs a good hook to Martynov's body.
Conservative thuds a left hand into Martynov's body. Conservative keeps the fight on the outside. Conservative scores with a hook. Conservative rushes Martynov and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Martynov is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Conservative piles on the pressure and Martynov crumples to the floor! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative! A victorious Closet Case Conservative thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
PFC 253 Golovkin vs Joy
Date: Mar 14, 2021 |
#R1# Murhaa looks to land a left hand but Conservative moved out of range nicely. Murhaa slips a straight right by Conservative. Conservative misses with a combination
#CL2# and Murhaa counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Murhaa. Murhaa lands a body shot in the clinch.
Murhaa struggles to land a body shot inside as Conservative controls his hands.
Murhaa lands with a left to the head. Murhaa misses with a body punch.
Conservative working hard to break the clinch. Conservative scores with a shoulder strike. We've been informed that Murhaa has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Murhaa lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. A head punch blocked on the inside by Conservative. Conservative fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Conservative prevents a body shot from Murhaa. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Murhaa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Murhaa misses with a punch to the body.
#BC# Conservative breaks from the clinch.
Conservative takes a shot right to the bread basket.#CL2# Murhaa has Conservative up against the cage in a clinch.
Conservative wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Murhaa has him pressed against the cage.#T1# Murhaa tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Conservative wants to get back to striking at distance but Murhaa won't allow it.
Murhaa's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Conservative tries to circle away but Murhaa has him pinned against the cage. Murhaa misses with a hook from the clinch. Murhaa lands a body shot in the clinch.
Murhaa prevents a body shot from Conservative. Murhaa lands a body punch in the clinch. Murhaa lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Conservative backwards. Murhaa scores with a nice hook to the head. Conservative swings wildly with an uppercut but Murhaa uses good head movement to avoid it. Murhaa blocks an uppercut.
Murhaa misses with a body punch.
Murhaa keeps control of Conservative as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Conservative misses with the head strike.
Conservative tries to break the clinch but Murhaa is controlling the position. A body shot lands from Murhaa.
Conservative is breathing heavily. A right handed body shot lands from Murhaa.
Murhaa gets through Conservative's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. A nice right hand lands inside from Murhaa. Murhaa digs a right hand into Conservative's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Conservative's gas tank. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Murhaa scores with a shot to the side of Conservative's head. #T2# Murhaa presses Conservative against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Murhaa misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Murhaa misses with a body punch.
Murhaa has a couple of punches blocked by Conservative.
Murhaa lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Murhaa lands with a right to the head. #BC# Conservative breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
#CL2# Murhaa closes the distance and pushes Conservative back into the cage. Murhaa has a couple of punches blocked by Conservative.
Murhaa lands a left hand that snaps the head of Conservative backwards. Murhaa throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Conservatives head. #BC# Conservative escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Murhaa catches Conservative with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#TD2# Murhaa fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Conservative sprawls well initially but Murhaa persists and gets the takedown into half guard. Conservative manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Murhaa keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage. Conservative can't find room to land a body shot as Murhaa controls the action.
Conservative tries to break free but Murhaa pushes him back against the cage. Murhaa lands a body shot. Murhaa throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Conservatives head. Murhaa lands a shoulder strike. #T3# Murhaa misses with a punch to the body.
A shot in the inside from Murhaa. Conservative misses with a body punch.
Murhaa lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Conservative or not. Murhaa lands with a right to the head. Murhaa is working Conservative over against the cage. Conservative looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio. Murhaa lands a nice uppercut. Murhaa throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Conservative tries to circle away but Murhaa has him pinned against the cage. Murhaa working some nice short punches in the clinch. Murhaa lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Murhaa lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Murhaa struggles to land a body shot inside as Conservative controls his hands.
A nice right hand lands inside from Murhaa. Murhaa works on Conservative's body with a couple of short punches. Murhaa scores with a shot to the side of Conservative's head. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! A short right from Murhaa on the inside. A short right from Murhaa on the inside. Conservative's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A nice right hand lands inside from Murhaa. Murhaa lands a hook to the side of the head. Murhaa lands a right hand. #ROC2#Conservative is rocked!#T4##KD2# Murhaa lands an uppercut that drops Conservative! Murhaa follows him to the canvas looking to finish. Oh Conservative is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!! Murhaa scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Conservative is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Murhaa can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Murhaa! |
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Event:
PFC 247 Arundel vs Boretti
Date: Feb 14, 2021 |
#R1# Conservative misses with the combination.
Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and John counters with a nice leg kick. Conservative on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Conservative buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Conservative swings and misses with a hook to the body.
John only half commits to the counter leg kick. John looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. John tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Conservative was well out of range. Poor timing from John. Conservative seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym. Conservative is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by John. John swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#CL2# John closes the distance and pushes Conservative back into the cage.#T1# John gets through Conservative's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. John lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Conservative backwards. John lands with a short head shot on the inside. Conservative blocks an uppercut.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors. John swings away with an uppercut that misses.
John throws an elbow that misses.
Conservative tries to break free but John pushes him back against the cage. John throws an elbow but it misses.
John comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. John lands a right hand. #BC# Conservative breaks from the clinch.
Conservative takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and John cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Conservative throws a combination that misses and John counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Conservative is breathing heavily.#T2# John uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Conservative has time to react. Conservative connects with a solid leg kick. A looping hook to the body misses from John. Conservative does a little dance to reset his feet. John bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Conservative's head. Conservative misses with a shot to the body enabling John to counter with a crisp jab. Conservative darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Conservative throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
John looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. John is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Conservative throws a series of punches but John moves out of range. #T3# Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and John counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Conservative will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Conservative throws a left and a right that both miss
and John counters with a lovely straight right hand! Conservative misses the body punch and John cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Conservative throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and John counters with a thumping low kick. John avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and John counters with a body kick that stops Conservative in his tracks momentarily. #T4# Conservative swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Conservative misses with a hook
and John counters with a leg kick. John has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. John uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Conservative has time to react. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. John looks to score with a jab to the body but Conservative is just out of range. A nice leg kick from John, right into the meat of the thigh.
Conservative misses with a hook to the body
and John counters with a nice uppercut. A big right from John misses. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
letting John counter with a right hand. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Scott John dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2# Conservative missing with a left hand there. John was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and John counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Conservative looks to score with a jab to the body but John is just out of range. John slips under a jab from Conservative. Conservative throws a right hand that misses
and John counters with a nice leg kick. Conservative feints and then cracks John's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow John down. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. John has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from John there as he acknowledges the shot. Scott John seems to be getting the better of the standup. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts John, as that shot connected.
Conservative slips a straight right by John.#T1# Conservative misses with a lunging right hand
and John cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Conservative throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Conservative throws a leg kick and John counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Conservative misses with a body shot
letting John counter with a right hand. John misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Conservative.
John pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. John jabs at Conservative's body.#KD2# John cracks Conservative with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Conservative looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away can John finish him?
#ROC2#Conservative is rocked!#T2# This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Conservative throws a hook but John blocks it. John swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Conservative throwing a counter right hand but John manages to avoid it. Conservative throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and John counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and John counters with a right hand to the body. #KD2# John feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Conservative sprawling to the canvas! Conservative rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can John finish him?!
Oh Conservative is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Conservative glances at the clock... BAM! John nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Conservative crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Conservative is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Scott John! A very excited looking Scott John made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
PFC 239 Aiken vs Sitsongrit
Date: Jan 17, 2021 |
#R1# McGuire scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Conservative doesn't seem bothered though. McGuire lands a really nice looking cross but Conservative seems unphased.
McGuire connects with the punch. Conservative has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from McGuire. Conservative on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Conservative slips a jab from McGuire. Conservative is looking to counter with a body kick. McGuire wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Conservative misses with a two punch combination.
McGuire is looking to clinch. McGuire loads up on a big right hand but Conservative slips the punch. McGuire misses with a wild combination.
Conservative seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym. McGuire takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#T1# McGuire throws a jab when Conservative was well out of range. As McGuire backs away, Conservative returns fire with a leg kick that just misses. McGuire blocks a leg kick. Conservative takes one on the button. Conservative scores with a nice right hand.
McGuire swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McGuire misses with a straight right. A solid leg kick lands there for McGuire.
Conservative takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McGuire with a nice cross. McGuire tries to land a front kick but Conservative steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. McGuire fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Conservative looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. McGuire scores with a leg kick.
McGuire connects with a solid leg kick. #T2# Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Conservative throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McGuire on the side of the head. Conservative shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. McGuire misses with a hook
and Conservative counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. McGuire lands a head shot.#KD# Conservative cracks McGuire with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Conservative has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning McGuire to stand back up!#ROC#McGuire is rocked! McGuire does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. McGuire tries to close the distance and clinch up but Conservative swats him away and circles back towards the center. McGuire with a body punch. A glancing blow. McGuire lands with a shot to the body. Conservative catches McGuire with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and McGuire forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Closet Case Conservative! A very excited looking Closet Case Conservative made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
PFC 230 Fett vs Graves
Date: Dec 12, 2020 |
#R1# Aorigele misses with a straight right. Aorigele throws a hook but Conservative blocks it. A little feinted left hand from Conservative on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Aorigele throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Conservative moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Panda Aorigele seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Aorigele lands with a hook. Conservative tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. Conservative slips under a jab. Conservative went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected. Conservative bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Aorigele's head. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Aorigele on the wrong end of a nice hook.#CUT#It looks like Panda Aorigele has been cut. Aorigele scores with the left hand. Conservative knows he should have avoided that one. Aorigele throws a big shot that misses. Conservative throwing a counter right hand but Aorigele manages to avoid it.#T1# Aorigele throws a jab but it's blocked by Conservative. Aorigele smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Aorigele swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Conservative.#KD2# Aorigele cracks Conservative with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Conservative looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away can Aorigele finish him?
#ROC2#Conservative is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Closet Case Conservative has been cut. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Aorigele measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Conservative! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Panda Aorigele! Our winner, Panda Aorigele, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
PFC 224 Monkey vs Gravas
Date: Nov 22, 2020 |
#R1# The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Conservative has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Blazkov finds it's way round the side to connect with Conservative's head. Conservative gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. A leg kick checked by Conservative. Conservative let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land. Conservative pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Blazkov sizes up Conservative with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. A jab from Blazkov finds it's way through Conservative's defenses. Blazkov moves into range and connects with a jab. Blazkov lands an overhand right. Blazkov looks to land a combination but Conservative avoids it well. Blazkov scores with a sloppy right hand. Conservative should have avoided that one. A decent looking cross lands there for Blazkov. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Blazkov lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Conservative takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Conservative, as that shot connected.
#T1# Blazkov connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Conservative avoids a low kick by using good footwork. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Conservative! But no joy. Blazkov scores with a leg kick.
Blazkov fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Conservative looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Conservative defending well as Blazkov loads up on a big left hand. Jab from Blazkov. Blazkov displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Conservative throws out the jab. Conservative walks forward, straight into a front kick from Blazkov. Conservative misses with a hook. Blazkov ducked under it nicely. Conservative lets loose with a powerful body kick. Blazkov will feel that in the morning. Conservative avoids a punch combination nicely.
#T2# Blazkov throws a leg kick but Conservative sees it coming and checks it nicely. Conservative tries a quick counter leg kick but Blazkov is wise to it. Conservative takes one on the button. Conservative moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Conservative tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Blazkov was well out of range. Poor timing from Conservative. Conservative doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Conservative needs to keep his hands up - Blazkov had a free shot at his head there. Conservative with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Blazkov to score with a decent uppercut. Blazkov with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Blazkov has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Conservative finds it's way round the side to connect with Blazkov's head. Conservative ducks under a wild hook from Blazkov.#CL# Blazkov fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Conservative, pushing him back against the cage. Blazkov lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Conservative backwards. A short right from Blazkov. #T3# A short right hand to the side of the head by Conservative. Blazkov cracks Conservative with a nice body shot. Conservative looks winded! Blazkov works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Blazkov presses Conservative against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Nice body punch from Blazkov. Blazkov lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Conservative backwards. Nice body punch from Blazkov. A quick uppercut on the inside from Blazkov. Blazkov working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Conservative takes an elbow to the forehead. A shot in the inside from Blazkov. Blazkov lands a right hand. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Blazkov presses Conservative against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Blazkov works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
#BC# Blazkov breaks from the clinch.
Blazkov lands a jab to the head.
Conservative throws a hook but Blazkov avoids it easily. Blazkov lands with a cross. Blazkov scoring well with a low kick there.
#T4# Blazkov darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Blazkov tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Conservative manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Conservative looks like he wants to counter punch here. Blazkov jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Blazkov changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Thud! ouch! good body kick from Blazkov - that will leave a mark!
#CL# Blazkov has managed to clinch.
Blazkov swings wildly with an uppercut but Conservative uses good head movement to avoid it. Conservative blocks a body shot from Blazkov. #BC# Blazkov breaks from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Conservative keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ulysses Blazkov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. The crowd cheers as Blazkov lands an impressive looking overhand right. Conservative doesn't seem phased though. Conservative is looking to land body kicks. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Ulysses Blazkov dominated that round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2# Conservative gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Blazkov turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Conservative takes one to the side of the head.
A nice leg kick from Blazkov, right into the meat of the thigh.
Blazkov slips a straight right by Conservative. Conservative misses with a low kick as Blazkov jumps back. Blazkov is looking to counter punch. Conservative swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Blazkov jabs Conservative to the body, keeping him at a distance. Blazkov throws a leg kick and Conservative counters with a good low kick that Blazkov was not able to check. Blazkov has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. Blazkov throws a body punch but Conservative moves out of range. Conservative swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Conservative takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
#T1# Blazkov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A jab from Blazkov misses. Blazkov throws a quick inside leg kick. Conservative has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Jab from Blazkov. Blazkov blocks a leg kick. Blazkov moves out of range of the body kick from Conservative.
Blazkov with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A cross from Blazkov lands. Blazkov takes a swing at Conservative's ribcage but misses. Good leg kick by Blazkov. Blazkov buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice body kick from Blazkov. Conservative is breathing heavily.#T2# Some bone on bone action there as Conservative checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Blazkov connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Blazkov pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Blazkov with the inside leg kick. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative throws the kick towards the body but Blazkov avoids it. Conservative on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Blazkov throws a half hearted mid kick. Conservative swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Blazkov throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Conservative stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Blazkov connects with an inside leg kick. Blazkov is looking to slow Conservative down with leg kicks. Blazkov connects with a good right hand that stumbles Conservative. Conservative circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T3# A slapping leg kick lands for Blazkov.
Blazkov throws a leg kick which misses Conservative's front leg but catches the back leg as Conservative tries to avoid it. Conservative misses with a wild body shot. Blazkov throws a poor cross that misses
and Conservative counters with a nice uppercut. Blazkov connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Conservative momentarily.
Blazkov keeps Conservative at a distance using the push kick. Conservative walks into a left hand. Conservative's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Blazkov slips a jab and a cross from Conservative.
Ulysses Blazkov is winning the standup battle so far. Blazkov lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Blazkov throws a lazy body kick and Conservative counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Blazkov scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Blazkov throws a right hand that misses
and Conservative counters with a slapping leg kick. #T4# Conservative has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Blazkov finds it's way round the side to connect with Conservative's head. Conservative attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Conservative takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Despite the aggression on Conservative's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Blazkov lands with a nice body punch. Conservative takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Blazkov moves out of range as Conservative strikes. The fighters circle momentarily. Blazkov darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Conservative chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Blazkov can pounce on him.
Conservative misses with a head kick.
You can see that Conservative has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks Blazkov scores with a jab. Conservative acknowledges it with a nod of the head. A nice leg kick lands there from Blazkov. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Ulysses Blazkov dominated that second round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3# Blazkov wants to clinch. Jab from Blazkov. Blazkov throws a lazy head kick and Conservative counters with a stiff right hand. #CL# Blazkov forces Conservative back against the cage and clinches. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative has a couple of punches blocked by Blazkov.
Blazkov swings wildly with an uppercut but Conservative uses good head movement to avoid it. Blazkov swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Conservative stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Blazkov swings wildly with an uppercut but Conservative uses good head movement to avoid it. Ulysses Blazkov has scored more points in the clinch so far. Blazkov is looking to control Conservative's arms but Conservative gets an underhook and turns him. Now Blazkov has his back to the cage. #T1# Blazkov misses with the head strike.
Conservative wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Blazkov misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Conservative lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Blazkov throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Conservative takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Blazkov goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
#BC2# Conservative breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Blazkov throws a body punch but Conservative moves out of range. Conservative drops his hands momentarily and Blazkov takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Blazkov with the inside leg kick. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Blazkov lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Conservative has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Conservative and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Conservative replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Blazkov blocks it well. Blazkov looks to score with a jab to the body but Conservative is just out of range. Blazkov turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Blazkov misses with a hook. Conservative ducked under it nicely. #T2# Blazkov throws a looping overhand right but Conservative ducks down to avoid it. #CL# Blazkov fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Conservative, pushing him back against the cage. A head punch on the inside from Conservative fails to land. Blazkov tries to throw a body punch but Conservative avoids it by throwing Blazkov back against the cage. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Conservative just misses with a elbow thrown towards Blazkov's brow. Conservative is trying to force a seperation but Blazkov has the dominant position. Conservative tries a body shot but Blazkov blocks it.
Conservative can't break the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Blazkov.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Blazkov. This has been an exciting period of action! Blazkov pushes Conservative back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Still in the clinch, Blazkov scores with a nice short uppercut. Blazkov lands an uppercut. Blazkov lands with a short shot to the head. Blazkov leaning his opponent against the cage. Blazkov cracks Conservative with a nice body shot.#T3# Blazkov lands a body punch in the clinch. Blazkov misses with a punch to the body.
Blazkov is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Conservative can do to turn this around? A short uppercut from Blazkov. #BC# Blazkov breaks from the clinch.
Blazkov delivers a nice body kick. Blazkov fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Blazkov lands a front kick. Conservative has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Blazkov. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Blazkov. Conservative takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Blazkov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Conservative is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Blazkov with a body shot. Blazkov scores with a sloppy right hand. Conservative should have avoided that one. Blazkov throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Conservative sees it coming and avoids it easily. The fighters circling - Blazkov throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T4# Blazkov lands a head shot. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Conservative throws a hook but Blazkov avoids it easily. Blazkov darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Closet Case Conservative has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Blazkov fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Conservative looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Conservative throws a shot from downtown. Blazkov moves away and avoids it. A low kick lands for Blazkov.
Blazkov scoring well with a low kick there.
Blazkov lands a right hook to the body.
Conservative takes a jab right on the kisser.
Blazkov scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
And that's the end of the fight! Ulysses Blazkov showed his dominance in that final round. Well Blazkov has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:27 Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 30:27 Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ulysses Blazkov! Our winner, Ulysses Blazkov, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
PFC 219 Panda vs Kemp
Date: Nov 01, 2020 |
#R1# The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Perera misses with a hook. Conservative throws out a counter right but Perera avoids it with no problem. Conservative misses with a wild combination.
Perera swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Conservative counters with a leg kick. Perera throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Conservative scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Perera blocks a leg kick. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Perera throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Conservative counters with a stiff right hand. Perera scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Conservative doesn't seem bothered though. A swing and a miss from Perera. Conservative flicks out a counter leg kick but Perera steps away.#T1# Perera throws a right hand that misses
and Conservative counters with a slapping leg kick. Perera connects with a looping right hand.
A swing and a miss from Perera. Perera connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world. Conservative throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Perera swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Conservative looks like he wants to counter punch here. Conservative looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Perera drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#T2# Perera swings widly with a right hand
and Conservative counters with a left and a right that stings Perera. Perera misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Perera takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Conservative moves out of range of the body kick from Perera.
Conservative missing with a left hand there. Perera was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. It looked like Perera wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. Conservative doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Conservative uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Perera.
Perera staying out of range there. Perera looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. It seemed like Conservative was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Perera lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Conservative at a distance.
#T3# Perera takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Perera lands a jab to the head.
Perera misses with a low kick as Conservative jumps back. Perera misses with a hook. Conservative ducked under it nicely. Perera throws a body shot but no joy. Conservative misses the jab. Nice defenses there by Perera. Conservative slips a jab and a cross from Perera.
#T4# Perera misses with a straight left. It seemed like Conservative was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. A big right from Perera misses. Conservative looks like he wants to counter punch here. Perera swings widly with a right hand
and Perera takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Perera connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Conservative's hands. Perera throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Conservative keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Conservative throws a leg kick enabling Perera to counter with a crisp jab. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Conservative checks the leg kick. Perera throws a good cross that connects.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Kusal Perera will probably get the nod. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2# Perera throws a body shot but no joy. Conservative appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. Perera throws a looping overhand right but Conservative ducks down to avoid it. Perera keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Conservative. A counter left hand to the body from Perera misses its target. Perera throws a jab but it's blocked by Conservative. Perera connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Perera throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Conservative swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Perera misses with a right hand and Conservative counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Good exchange - Perera coming out on top. Perera walks into a straight right hand from Conservative.#T1# Conservative on the wrong end of a nice hook. Perera misses the shot to the body. Despite the aggression on Conservative's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Perera throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Conservative is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Perera with a body shot. Perera fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Conservative manages to avoid it. Perera looks to score with a jab to the body but Conservative is just out of range. Nice defenses there by Perera. Perera dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Perera works the jab nicely.#T2# Perera scores with a jab. Conservative acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Jab from Perera. Perera misses with a hook. Conservative unleashes a big counter combination but Perera bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. Conservative displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Perera throws out the jab. Conservative unleashes a big counter combination but Perera bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. Kusal Perera is winning the standup battle so far. Perera throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Perera jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Conservative misses with a left hand and Perera counters with a lovely straight right hand! Perera is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Conservative can do to turn this around? Conservative fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Perera. Perera throws a jab but it's blocked by Conservative. A little jabbing left from Conservative on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T3# Perera takes a swing at Conservative's ribcage but misses. Conservative tries a quick counter leg kick but Perera is wise to it. Conservative takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Perera throws a series of punches but Conservative moves out of range. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Conservative! But no joy. Perera throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Perera throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Good shot there by Perera. Perera throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. Conservative connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Perera's hands.#T4# Danga de danga de dang - Conservative scores with a four punch combination! Perera's corner calls for a 1-2. Perera obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Perera moves out of range of the strikes. Perera is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Conservative. Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Conservative might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Perera has got the better of the exchanges. Perera scores with a three punch combo!
A nice inside leg kick there by Conservative. That's going to slow Perera down. Perera fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Perera cracks a nice hook into Conservative's ribs. Nice straight punches there by Perera. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Perera. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Kusal Perera dominated that second round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3# Nice defenses there by Conservative. Conservative doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. Conservative on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Perera. Perera obviously looking to wear him down.
Conservative takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Perera misses with a low kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Conservative! But no joy. Conservative misses with a low kick. Perera digs a good hook to Conservative's body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Perera is looking to slow Conservative down with leg kicks. Conservative throws a series of strikes that have Perera backpedaling.
Perera moves into range and connects with a jab. #T1# Perera lands a nice shot that snaps Conservative's head back.
Perera moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Conservative avoids the body shot from Perera.
A big left from Conservative misses. Perera cracks Conservative with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Perera swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Perera throws a body punch but Conservative moves out of range. #T2# Conservative lands with a nice combination. Perera backs away looking to recover. A slow jab from Perera misses its intended target. Perera blocks a leg kick. Perera is looking to counter with a shot to the body. Perera throws out a leg kick but Conservative moves out of range and Perera only half commits. Conservative replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Perera blocks it well. Perera looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Perera throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Perera throws a body shot but no joy. Conservative uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Perera. Perera looks to land a combination but Conservative avoids it well. Despite the aggression on Conservative's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.#T3# Perera uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Conservative.
Conservative pushing out the jab but it's not landing. An attempted straight right counter from Perera misses the target. Conservative looks to score with a jab to the body but Perera is just out of range. Conservative takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Conservative lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. Conservative takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Perera feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Conservatives jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Perera throws a predictable looking body shot
and Conservative connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T4# Perera throws a sloppy head kick and Conservative counters with a nice uppercut. A shot to the body from Perera misses and Conservative counters with a stiff right hand. Conservative is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Perera hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative! After winning the bout, Closet Case Conservative thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
PFC 213 Krison vs Graves
Date: Oct 11, 2020 |
#R1# The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A head kick misses from Conservative. Conservative misses with an attempted mid kick.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world. Conservative looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. Laine tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. We've been informed that Laine has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Conservative uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Laine. Conservative misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Laine scores with a crisp jab that stopped Conservative in his tracks. Laine fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Conservative misses with a straight right. #T1# A solid leg kick lands there for Laine.
Laine cracks Conservative with a right hand to the side of the head. Laine gets off balance looking for a body kick enabling Conservative to counter with a crisp jab. Laine throws a poor cross that misses
and Conservative counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Laine. The fighters circling - Conservative throws out the jab but it was never going to land. A head kick misses from Laine. An attempted straight right counter from Conservative misses the target. Conservative connects with a solid leg kick. #T2# Laine throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Conservative counters with a series of strikes. Laine will be more careful next time no doubt. Laine scores with a nice strike. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A jab lands there for Conservative. Laine misses with a left hand and Conservative cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Laine cracks Conservative with an open hand slap. Conservative checks a leg kick nicely. Laine jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T3# Conservative missing with a left hand there. Laine was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Laine takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Laine looks for the body kick but Conservative saw that one coming. Conservative was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Conservative swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Laine counter with a right hand. Laine bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Conservative missing with a left hand there. Laine was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Laine! But no joy. A combination from Laine does no damage. Conservative misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Laine throws a fast counter high kick but Conservative manages to duck under it in time.#T4# Conservative throws a series of punches but Laine moves out of range. Laine scores with a slapping inside leg kick. That kick from Conservative tenderised Laine's leg. Laine is trying to keep his angry face on. Laine throws a nice looking combination but Conservative bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Nice cross by Conservative. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Conservative lands a glancing blow to the side of Laine's head. Conservative cracks Laine with an open hand slap. A jab from Laine misses. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative dominated that round. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2# Laine stuns Conservative with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Conservative misses with a hook. Laine ducked under it nicely. We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Laine in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off. Laine rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Conservative moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Conservative walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Laine tried to score with a low kick but Conservative checks it. Laine misses with an uppercut. As Laine backs away, Conservative returns fire with a leg kick that just misses. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative slips under a jab from Laine. Laine looking to land some kicks to the body here.
#T1# Conservative misses with a body kick. Laine counters with a body kick. Conservative uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laine.
Laine swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jab from Laine. Laine connects with a leg kick. Conservative lands a body shot.
Conservative throws the kick towards the body but Laine avoids it. Conservative throws a jab when Laine was well out of range.#T2# Laine defending well as Conservative loads up on a big left hand. Conservative uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Laine. Conservative thumps Laine with a low kick. Conservative misses with a wild body shot. Laine looks to throw a body kick and Conservative counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Closet Case Conservative is winning the standup battle so far. Laine misses with a hook to the body
and Conservative counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. This has been an exciting period of action! Laine scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#T3# Laine throws a leg kick that is checked and Conservative counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Conservative tries to land a front kick but Laine steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Laine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Conservative was well out of range. Poor timing from Laine. Conservative tries a low kick but Laine avoids it. Laine throws out a counter right but Conservative avoids it with no problem. Laine moves out of range of the body kick. Conservative looks to land a combination. Laine sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. Laine lands a right hook to the body.
Laine throws an overhand right that lands on Conservative's shoulder, as Conservative tries to avoid the shot. Conservative appears to be looking for a big counter.#T4# Laine lands a nice shot to the body.
Laine lands a leg kick that knocks Conservative off balance momentarily. Laine connects with a body shot. Conservative takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Conservative takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Conservative on the wrong end of a nice hook. Conservative's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Laine connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Conservative scrambles back to his feet. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Oulu Laine showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3# Laine is looking to slow Conservative down with leg kicks. Laine moves out of range as Conservative strikes. Laine feints a counter leg kick. Laine throws a hook but Conservative blocks it. Laine throws a low kick but Conservative avoids it. Conservative throwing a counter right hand but Laine manages to avoid it. Nice body kick from Laine. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Nice straight punches there by Laine. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Laine. Laine misses with a hook. Conservative ducked under it nicely. Conservative blocks a head kick by Laine.
#T1# Laine throws a leg kick that misses. Conservative misses with a combination
and Laine counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Laine throws a hook to the side of Conservative's head but Conservative sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Laine throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Conservative stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Conservative throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Laine counters with a lovely straight right hand! Good shot there by Laine.#T2# Conservative throws a leg kick but Laine moved away. Conservative looks to land a combination. Laine sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. Laine is looking to slow Conservative down with leg kicks. Conservative throws a hook to the side of Laine's head but Laine sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Laine throws out a counter right but Conservative avoids it with no problem. Laine swinging wildly here.
Conservative went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Laine gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#T3# Conservative throws a jab when Laine was well out of range. Conservative blocks a low kick nicely. Laine wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Laine avoids a kick to the body.
Conservative pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Conservative checks a leg kick nicely. A little feinted left hand from Conservative on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T4# Conservative moves forwards but Laine connects with a nice, crisp jab. Conservative misses with a body shot.
Conservative throws a nice looking combination but Laine bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Laine lands a head shot. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Laine counters with a stiff right hand. Laine misses with the combination.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Laine slips under a jab from Conservative.
And that's the end of the fight! Oulu Laine comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Laine has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 28:29 Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 28:29 Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oulu Laine! Oulu Laine bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it. |
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Event:
PFC 207 Krison vs Stone
Date: Sep 20, 2020 |
#R1# The bell rings for round one and we are underway! John fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Conservative misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
John misses with a wild body shot. Conservative quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect. John throws a leg kick that misses. Conservative throws a poor cross that misses
letting John counter with a right hand. John lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. A low kick lands for John.
John misses with a lunging right hand
#KD# and Conservative counters with a crisp one two that drops John! Conservative thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves John to his feet! John is in big trouble! John throws out a powerful jab. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Conservative drops his hands momentarily and John takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. John has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight. John lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#T1# John throws a leg kick which misses Conservative's front leg but catches the back leg as Conservative tries to avoid it. John throws a leg kick and Conservative makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. John really felt that one! Conservative circles away from the clinch attempt and Conservative counters with a one-two to the body. John tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Conservative manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. John throws a leg kick #KD# and Conservative counters with a nice right hand that sends John toppling to the canvas! John scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Conservative finish him?!#ROC#John is rocked! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! John throws a lazy uppercut
and Conservative counters with a slapping leg kick. John is still on wobbly legs! Can Conservative finish him? Conservative circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends John tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Conservative wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Closet Case Conservative! Closet Case Conservative thanked the fans post fight for their support. |
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Event:
PFC 182 Slice vs Perera
Date: May 31, 2020 |
#R1# The bell rings for round one and we are underway! McDonald throws a poor cross that misses
and Conservative counters with a right hand to the body. Conservative uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McDonald.
McDonald swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
#KD# Conservative drops McDonald with a beautiful combination! McDonald stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Conservative is looking for the KO!#CUT#It looks like Jim Bob McDonald has been cut. We've been told by Conservative's head coaches at Master Chai's Dojo that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. McDonald looks to throw the jab but Conservative is out of range. Conservative uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McDonald. McDonald misses with a few strikes there.
This has been an exciting period of action! McDonald tests Conservative's chin there with a solid looking shot. McDonald misses with a hook
letting Conservative counter with a right hand. McDonald connects with a crisp jab. McDonald swings widly with a right hand
#KD# and Conservative counters with a nice right hand that sends McDonald toppling to the canvas! McDonald scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Conservative finish him?! McDonald scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Conservative doesn't seem bothered though. McDonald misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Conservative.
McDonald swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It appears Conservative was looking to counter with a kick there.#T1# Conservative throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McDonald misses with a body shot.
A counter left hand to the body from Conservative misses its target. A jab from McDonald misses. Conservative displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McDonald throws out the jab. Jim Bob McDonald seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. McDonald fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Conservative on the side of the head. McDonald throws a body punch but Conservative moves out of range. McDonald walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Conservative moves out of range of the strikes. McDonald throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Conservative counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. McDonald changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Conservative slips under a jab from McDonald. McDonald scores with the left hand. Conservative knows he should have avoided that one. #T2# McDonald throws a looping overhand right but Conservative ducks down to avoid it. McDonald scores with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action! McDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Conservative moves away. McDonald waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Conservative. It looked like Conservative was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from McDonald. McDonald ducks right into an uppercut from Conservative. McDonald takes a swing at Conservative's ribcage but misses. McDonald tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Conservative was well out of range. Poor timing from McDonald. McDonald throws a sloppy body shot
and Conservative cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. McDonald misses with a shot to the body and Conservative counters with an inside leg kick. McDonald misses with a straight right. McDonald lands a jab. Conservative ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. A little feinted left hand from Conservative on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T3# Conservative scores with a leg kick.
McDonald throws out a token jab with nothing on it. A shot to the body from McDonald misses and Conservative connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Conservative avoids the body shot from McDonald.
McDonald swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A quick step to the side and Conservative tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect. Conservative moves away from the strike by McDonald. McDonald throws a lazy right hand but Conservative sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. A swing and a miss from McDonald. Conservative keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Conservative avoids a lazy jab quite easily. McDonald throws out a powerful jab. Conservative scores with a kick to the body.
McDonald looks winded!#T4# Conservative rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McDonald moves out of range and avoids them all easily. McDonald takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McDonald misses with a body shot
and Conservative counters with a lovely straight right hand! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. McDonald slips a straight right by Conservative. A telegraphed right hand from McDonald misses the target. Conservative misses with a double jab.
A jab from McDonald misses. Conservative throwing a counter right hand but McDonald manages to avoid it. McDonald slips a straight right by Conservative. McDonald throws out a counter right but Conservative avoids it with no problem. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. McDonald throws a predictable looking body shot
and Conservative counters with an outside leg kick.
McDonald looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Donk. McDonald catches Conservative right on the button with a cross. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative dominated that round. The cut man is working on Jim Bob McDonald's cut. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2# McDonald looks to land a combination but Conservative avoids it well. Conservative half committed to a counter leg kick. McDonald lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. McDonald misses with a combination
and Conservative makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. McDonald moves away from the strike by Conservative. McDonald throws an off balance right hand
and Conservative cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Nice uppercut lands for Conservative. That snapped McDonald's head back.
#KD# Oooooh!!! Conservative has knocked McDonald down with a huge combo! Conservative steps away and waves a wobbly McDonald back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC#McDonald is rocked! This has been an exciting period of action! McDonald misses with an uppercut
and Conservative counters with a series of strikes that practically lifts McDonald off his feet! He tumbles backwards, his head bouncing off the mat - Conservative follows up with more strikes before the ref can step in but McDonald was out before he hit the floor.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative! Closet Case Conservative seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. In defeat, Jim Bob McDonald stepped up to the mic, saying 'A country boy can survive'. |
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Event:
PFC 175 Moors vs Coker
Date: May 02, 2020 |
#R1# Conservative with a jab.#CUT# It looks like Patrick Thompson has been cut. Patrick Thompson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Thompson cracks Conservative with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Conservative throws a leg kick but Thompson sees it coming and checks it nicely. Thompson appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world. Conservative avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Conservative throws the left hand but Thompson avoids the punch easily. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Thompson! But no joy. Conservative throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. We've been told by Conservative's head coaches at Master Chai's Dojo that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Some wild striking there from Conservative.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Thompson cracks the inside of Conservative's front leg. Thompson throws a body kick, spinning off balance#KD# and Conservative counters with a crisp one two that drops Thompson! Conservative thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Thompson to his feet! Thompson is in big trouble!#T1# Conservative has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Thompson. Thompson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Conservative sees it coming and avoids it easily. A little feinted left hand from Conservative on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Conservative takes one to the chin there. Conservative throws a half hearted mid kick. Conservative misses with a combination
and Thompson counters with a straight right hand. Thompson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Thompson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.#T2# Thompson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Conservative avoids the head kick by Thompson.
Conservative was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Thompson takes one to the chin there. Conservative takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Conservative avoids the body shot from Thompson.
Conservative misses with a hook.#CL2# Thompson rushes Conservative and presses him up against the cage. Conservative lands a shot to the body. Conservative lands with a short punch from the clinch.
#T3# Conservative stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Conservative lands with a short shot to the head. Conservative scores with a hook to the body. Thompson looks winded! A short right from Conservative on the inside. Good body shot from Thompson.
Conservative working some nice short punches in the clinch. A short left from Conservative. Thompson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thompson can't find room to land a body shot as Conservative controls the action.
Conservative throws a head punch that misses. Conservative lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thompson backwards. Conservative lands a right hand. #BC# Conservative breaks the clinch.
#KD# Conservative drops Thompson with a beautiful combination! Thompson stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Conservative is looking for the KO!#ROC# Thompson is rocked! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative throws a right and a left that both miss. Thompson is still on wobbly legs! Can Conservative finish him? Thompson throws a lazy uppercut
and Conservative counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Closet Case Conservative! An out of breath Closet Case Conservative thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Event:
PFC 170 Slice vs Thompson
Date: Apr 11, 2020 |
#R1# Castillo throws a head kick that half lands.
Conservative uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Castillo. Castillo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Conservative. A chopping leg kick lands by Castillo. Conservative chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Castillo can pounce on him.
Castillo dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Conservative. That did some damage! Castillo misses with a looping left. Conservative rushes Castillo with punches - Castillo moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Castillo goes down! Conservative follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative! Closet Case Conservative decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. In defeat, Ricardo Castillo stepped up to the mic, saying 'I still got fights left in me, I'll be back'.
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Event:
PFC 161 Fett vs Li
Date: Mar 07, 2020 |
#R1# Grace throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Grace fails in his attempt to clinch. Grace throws a solid leg kick but Conservative takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Grace. Conservative ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Grace pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Grace just misses with a punch to the body.
Conservative appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. A jab from Grace finds it's way through Conservative's defenses. Grace throws a shot from downtown. Conservative moves away and avoids it. Conservative feints a counter leg kick. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Grace. Earl Lee Grace seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Conservative fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Grace lands a head kick!
Conservative misses with a body kick. Conservative just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromGrace.#T1# Grace keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Conservative. Grace defending well as Conservative loads up on a big left hand. Grace lands a leg kick that knocks Conservative off balance momentarily. Grace fails in his attempt to clinch. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Conservative! But no joy. Conservative will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Grace was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit. Conservative drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Some wild striking there from Conservative.
As Conservative tries to get set, Grace tries to push him back and clinch up but Conservative manages to avoid the attempt. Conservative delivers a nice body kick.#T2# Grace staying out of range there. Conservative misses with a two punch combination.
Conservative just misses with a punch to the body.
Grace throws a right and a left that Conservative avoids nicely. Conservative wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Conservative avoids the head kick by Grace.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Grace.
Grace turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Grace wants to land a leg kick but Conservative is out of range. Grace throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. #T3# Grace misses with a hook. Conservative ducked under it nicely. Grace thows a left - swing and a miss! A little jabbing left from Conservative on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Grace misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Grace throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Conservative on the side of the head. Grace lands with a hook. Conservative tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. Grace tries to clinch but Conservative is having none of it. Conservative takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Conservative takes a kick to the side of the head. Grace throws a chopping leg kick but Conservative manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Conservative flicks out a counter leg kick but Grace steps away. Grace misses with a wild body shot. Conservative keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grace. Despite the aggression on Conservative's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.#T4# Grace misses with an uppercut. Conservative saw that one coming. Conservative only half commits to the counter leg kick. Grace's jab looks to have found its range, popping Conservative under the eye. Grace throws a leg kick but Conservative moved away. Grace throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. A big left from Grace misses. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Grace throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fighters circling - Grace throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Conservative looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Conservative throws a right and a left that both miss. Grace darts in trying to clinch and Conservative counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Earl Lee Grace dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! #R2# Conservative lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
#CUT2# It looks like Earl Lee Grace has been cut. Grace throws a lazy body kick enabling Conservative to counter with a crisp jab. #CL# Grace closes the distance and pushes Conservative back into the cage. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grace. Conservative lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Conservative lands a hook that snaps the head of Grace backwards. A short body shot lands from Conservative as the two fighters clinch.
Conservative throws a punch but it's blocked by Grace. Conservative scores with a hook to the body. Conservative lands a body punch. #BC2# Conservative escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
#KD2# Conservative drops Grace with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Grace looks back up at him and smiles so Conservative waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
#ROC2# Grace is rocked! Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative lands a brutal uppercut that launches Grace off his feet! Grace tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Closet Case Conservative! During a confident post fight interview, Closet Case Conservative thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
GAMMA#811 Ricard v Spud
Date: Feb 15, 2020 |
#R1# Conservative jabs Pony to the body, keeping him at a distance. Some wild striking there from Conservative.
Pony unleashes a big counter combination but Conservative bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. Pony takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Conservative throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected. Conservative jabbing away but nothing is landing. Pony steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Conservative. Conservative lands a leg kick that knocks Pony off balance momentarily. Pony showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Conservative.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Decent striking displayed by Conservative there. Conservative swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
#CL2# and Pony moves into the clinch. Conservative has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#T1# Conservative can't break the clinch.
Pony tries to land knees in the clinch but Conservative avoids the damage to the body. Conservative lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pony. Conservative working hard to break the clinch. Conservative working aggressively here.
Pony softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#BC# Conservative breaks from the clinch.
Pony on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Conservative. Conservative obviously looking to wear him down.
Conservative misses with a wild body shot. Conservative scores with a slapping inside leg kick. A big left from Conservative misses. Pony tries to counter with a clinch but Conservative shakes him off and moves away. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
#KD2# and Pony counters with a crisp one two that drops Conservative! Pony thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Conservative to his feet! Conservative is in big trouble! Conservative pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Pony appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. Pony takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T2# Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Pony walks into a jab. Conservative scores with a hook. Conservative delivers a nice body kick. Pony showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Conservative.
Conservative scores with a jab to the jaw. Nice defenses there by Pony. Conservative comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Conservative connects with a right hand. Pony shakes it off.#T3# Conservative misses with a kick to the body.
Conservative throws a series of punches but Pony moves out of range. Pony keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pony moves away from the strike by Conservative. Jab by Conservative. Conservative throws a body shot but no joy. Pony doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. Pony moves away from the strike by Conservative. Pony on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Conservative feints and then cracks Pony's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pony down. Conservative lands a head shot. Pony moves out of range as Conservative strikes.#T4# Conservative misses with the combination.
Conservative connects with a good right hand that stumbles Pony. Pony circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Pony tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Conservative feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Ponys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative misses with a double jab.
Pony wants to counter the offense by Conservative and move into the clinch position. Conservative feints and then cracks Pony's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pony down. Conservative rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pony moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Pony wants to counter the offense by Conservative and move into the clinch position. A telegraphed right hand from Conservative misses the target. Conservative throws a low kick, looking for Pony's leg but Pony calmly moves out of range. Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative dominated that round. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! #R2# Conservative looks to land a left hand but Pony moved out of range nicely. Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Pony counters with a stiff right hand. Pony Pony is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Conservative lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pony will feel that in the morning. Conservative looks to land a left hand but Pony moved out of range nicely. Pony doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. Conservative loads up on a big right hand but Pony slips the punch. A big left from Conservative misses. Pony tries to counter by closing the distance. Conservative throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Conservative throws an overhand right that lands on Pony's shoulder, as Pony tries to avoid the shot. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Pony uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Conservative. Conservative throws a shot from downtown. Pony moves away and avoids it. Conservative's corner calls for a 1-2. Conservative obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #T1# Pony avoids the body shot from Conservative.
Pony doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. Conservative jabs at Pony's body. Conservative misses with the combination.
Conservative misses with the combination.
It seemed like Pony was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Pony takes a jab right on the kisser.
Conservative swings for the body but Pony moves out of range.
Pony is looking for the big counter here. A swing and a miss from Conservative.#T2# Pony blocks a jab. Conservative looks to throw the jab but Pony is out of range. Pony wants to counter with a clinch but Conservative pushes him away. Conservative jabs Pony to the body, keeping him at a distance. Conservative throws a leg kick that is checked and Pony counters with a slapping leg kick. Conservative fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pony manages to avoid it. Conservative lands with a hook. Pony tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. Conservative is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pony can do to turn this around? Pony on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Pony sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Conservative looks to land a combination. Pony sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. Conservative tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pony was well out of range. Poor timing from Conservative. Pony looks like he wants to counter punch here. Pony takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
#T3# Pony with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Conservative to score with a decent uppercut. Pony avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Pony looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Conservative scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Pony uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Conservative. Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected. Conservative throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Conservative fails to land with a series of punches.
Closet Case Conservative is winning the standup battle so far. Conservative connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Pony momentarily.
Pony bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Pony wants to counter with a clinch but Conservative pushes him away. Conservative throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Conservative tries to score with a low kick but Pony moves his leg out of the way.#T4# Conservative loads up on a big right hand but Pony slips the punch. Conservative is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pony. Some wild striking there from Conservative.
Conservative throws a series of punches but Pony avoids them all with ease. Conservative jabbing away but nothing is landing. Pony swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Pony's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Pony checks a leg kick. Pony is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. Pony checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Pony steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Conservative. Conservative throws a sloppy head kick and Pony moves out of range easily. Despite the aggression on Pony's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. A solid leg kick lands there for Conservative.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative dominated that second round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round! #R3# Conservative just misses with a punch to the body.
Pony is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch. The fighters circle momentarily. Conservative darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Conservative misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Pony counters with a thumping low kick. Conservative throws the left hand but Pony avoids the punch easily. Pony moves away from the strike by Conservative. A punch combination from Conservative misses. Pony keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Despite the aggression on Pony's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Pony takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Conservative throws a looping overhand right but Pony ducks down to avoid it. Pony is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. Conservative misses with a straight right. Conservative lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#T1# Conservative throws the left hand but Pony avoids the punch easily. Pony is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. Conservative works Pony's body with a nice hook. Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Pony counters with a good low kick that Conservative was not able to check. Conservative throws a hook but Pony avoids it easily. Conservative misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pony.
As Conservative backs off Pony throws a huge counter combo but Conservative manages to avoid it all. Conservative misses with a body shot.
Pony unleashes a big counter combination but Conservative bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. A punch lands to the side of Pony 's head but he takes it in his stride. Conservative fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pony manages to avoid it. As Conservative backs off Pony throws a huge counter combo but Conservative manages to avoid it all. Pony moves out of range as Conservative strikes. Pony is looking for the big counter here. Pony gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Pony Pony has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2# A jab from Conservative misses. Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Pony counters with a nice body shot. Conservative will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pony! But no joy. Conservative looks for the body kick but Pony saw that one coming. Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected. Conservative will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Conservative wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Conservative misses with a double jab.
#T3# Conservative lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pony circles away quickly and effectively. Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected. Conservative throws a predictable looking body shot
and Pony counters with a straight that turns Conservative's legs to rubber! Pony pushes forward with more strikes and Conservative goes down, battered and bloody! That's a wrap folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pony Pony! During a confident post fight interview, Pony Pony thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
GAMMA#804 Conservative v Spike
Date: Dec 28, 2019 |
#R1# Conservative lands with a nice body punch. A punch lands to the side of Conservative 's head but he takes it in his stride. Conservative throws a shot from downtown. Spike moves away and avoids it. Conservative shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Spike is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Conservative swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Spike shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Conservative eats them both and turns towards Spike to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo. Spike moves away from the strike by Conservative. Conservative throws a hook to the side of Spike's head but Spike sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Spike misses with a lunging right hand
and Conservative counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T1# Conservative lands a nice leg kick that just misses Spike's sensitive parts. Conservative thows a left - swing and a miss! Spike swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Conservative connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Some wild striking there from Conservative.
Spike feints a counter leg kick. Spike misses with the combination.
#KD2# Spike lands a big head kick that sends Conservative tumbling to the mat! Spike takes a step backwards and waves Conservative back to his feet - he wants the finish!#CUT2# It looks like Closet Case Conservative has been cut.#T2# Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Spike keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Conservative. Conservative lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.#KD2# Spike drops Conservative with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Conservative looks back up at him and smiles so Spike waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Spike throws a pinpoint strike between Conservative's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Conservative crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Spike scores a great knockout victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sunray Spike! Sunray Spike is the new super heavyweight champion! Sunray Spike spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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Event:
GAMMA#800 Conservative v Steel
Date: Nov 30, 2019 |
#R1# Conservative avoids the body shot from Steele.
Steele misses with a wild body shot. Steele looks to score with a jab to the body but Conservative is just out of range. Conservative was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit. Sloppy strikes from Steele. Those never looked like landing. Steele misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Conservative cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. A punch lands to the side of Conservative 's head but he takes it in his stride. Steele lands a nice hook to Conservative's body. Conservative takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Steele throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Steele swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
Conservative lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Steele just misses with a punch to the body.
Steele connects with the punch. Steele misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Conservative.
A looping hook to the body misses from Steele. Conservative does a little dance to reset his feet. Steele swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
Steele lands a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! The crowd cheers as Steele lands an impressive looking overhand right. Conservative doesn't seem phased though.#T1# Steele connects with a body shot that sends Conservative's belly button to the back. Steele throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Conservative counters with a left to the body. Conservative tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Steele is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Conservative rather than just go for the knockout. Steele moves out of range as Conservative strikes. Steele lands a slapping body shot.
Steele misses with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Steele misses the target. Conservative is looking to counter punch. Conservative takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Conservative doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Steele feints a jab promting Conservative to slip. Steele then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Conservative slips again and ducks right into an uppercut. Steele throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Steele misses with the combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Steele takes a swing at Conservative's ribcage but misses. Steele dodges the punch combination from Conservative.
#T2# Steele takes a swing at Conservative's ribcage but misses. Steele misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Conservative.
Conservative takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Steele throws a body shot but no joy. Conservative was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit. Conservative lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Steele circles away quickly and effectively. Conservative takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Steele misses with a straight left. Steele connects with the punch. Steele scores with a jab. A shot to the liver by Steele. Beautiful body shot. Steele lands a right hook to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Conservative. Steele rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Conservative moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Steele tries to bum rush Conservative with a series of wild strikes but Conservative uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Steele throws a jab when Conservative was well out of range. An attempted straight right counter from Conservative misses the target.#T3# Steele throws a hook but Conservative blocks it. Steele tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Conservative was well out of range. Poor timing from Steele. Steele throws a hook to the side of Conservative's head but Conservative sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Conservative was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit. Steele swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
Conservative throws a quick counter kick to the body but Steele avoids it. Conservative lands a nice shot that snaps Steele's head back.
Conservative takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A swing and a miss from Steele. Conservative scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Steele doesn't seem bothered though. Steele misses with a hook. A little feinted left hand from Conservative on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Steele throws a body punch but Conservative moves out of range. Conservative jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit. Steele throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Conservative makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. A left lands for Steele. Steele throws a sloppy body shot
and Conservative counters with a straight right hand.#CL2# Steele has closed the distance and engaged Conservative in a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Steele tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Conservative avoids it.#T4# Steele can't find room to land a body shot as Conservative controls the action.
Steele putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Conservative in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. A head punch on the inside from Steele fails to land. Conservative blocking some punches.
Conservative blocking some punches.
#BC# Conservative breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Nice defenses there by Conservative. Steele swings and misses with a shot to the body enabling Conservative to counter with a crisp jab. A lazy left from Steele finds it's target. Steele throws a sloppy body shot
and Conservative counters with a lovely straight right hand! Good standup being displayed there by Steele as he connects with a hook. Conservative walks into a stiff left hand from Steele. Steele is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Conservative. Steele misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Conservative.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Nice body kick from Conservative. Steele is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Conservative had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pt. Steele slips a jab from Conservative. Steele throws out a token jab with nothing on it. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Jason Steele dominated that round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. #R2##CL2# Steele moves into the clinch. Conservative lands a hook to the side of the head. Conservative misses with a hook from the clinch. Conservative tries to work over Steele's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Conservative lands a right hand that snaps the head of Steele backwards. Conservative takes a knee right on the jaw!
Conservative blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Steele tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Conservative avoids it. Conservative lands on the inside with an uppercut. Conservative lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. A short right hand to the side of the head by Steele. Steele trying to land knees to the body.
Steele misses with a hook from the clinch. Conservative lands on the inside with an uppercut. Conservative is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! A short left from Conservative. Conservative misses with the head strike.
Conservative blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Steele tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Conservative avoids it. We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Steele in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off. Conservative lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Conservative blocks the elbow strike.
Conservative throws a head punch that misses. Steele throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Jason Steele seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#T1# Steele blocking some punches.
Conservative misses with the head strike.
Conservative avoiding damage as Steele throws knees to the body.
Steele tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Conservative's elbow. Steele unloads a knee to the mid-section. Conservative lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Steele lands an elbow inside. Conservative managing to block the knees to the body from Steele.
Conservative goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for Steele.
Conservative lands with a short head shot on the inside. Conservative misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Conservative lands a left hand that snaps the head of Steele backwards. Steele has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Conservative seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Steele can turn it around. Conservative swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Steele. Conservative tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Steele has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Steele creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Conservative's defenses. Conservative misses with a body punch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. Steele blocking some punches.
Conservative lands a left hand that snaps the head of Steele backwards. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Conservative working some nice short punches in the clinch. Steele utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T2# Nice body punch from Conservative. Conservative misses with a short punch on the inside. Steele prevents a body shot from Conservative. Conservative wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Steele lands an elbow inside that Conservative shrugs off. Conservative lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #BC# Conservative manages to break the clinch.
Steele swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
Steele misses with a wild combination.
Steele closes the distance and lands a one-two. Steele lands a nice looking body shot.
Conservative blocks a jab. Conservative seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Steele throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Conservative counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CL2# Steele fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Conservative, pushing him back against the cage.#T3# Conservative working aggressively here.
#BC# Conservative breaks the clinch.
Conservative throws a right and a left that Steele avoids nicely. Steele throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Conservative needs to keep his hands up - Steele had a free shot at his head there. Steele lands with a good body shot. Steele just misses with a punch to the body.
Steele looks to score with a jab to the body but Conservative is just out of range. The fighters circling - Steele throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Steele tries to close the distance and clinch but Conservative swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. An attempted straight right counter from Conservative misses the target. Jason Steele seems to be getting the better of the standup.#CL2# Steele closes the distance and clinches.#BC# Conservative escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Conservative keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Conservative gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Steele throws a body punch but Conservative moves out of range. #T4# Steele fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. A looping hook to the body misses from Steele. Conservative does a little dance to reset his feet. Steele moves to clinch but Conservative breaks away and Steele takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. This has been an exciting period of action! Conservative misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Steele.
Conservative scores with a jab to the head.
Steele scores with a jab to the head.
Steele tries to close the distance and clinch up but Conservative swats him away and circles back towards the center. Conservative uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Steele.
Steele lands a nice shot to the body.
Conservative closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Steele throws a jab but it's blocked by Conservative. An attempted straight right counter from Conservative misses the target. Steele connects with a crisp jab. Conservative throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Steele lands a nice looking body shot.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Jason Steele will probably get the nod - 10:9. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! #R3# Some wild striking there from Steele.
Conservative lands a jab-cross combination. Conservative on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Steele tries to clinch up. It looked like Conservative was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Steele lands a jab to Conservative's midsection. Steele wants to clinch up but Conservative keeps it at a distance. It looked like Conservative was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. A punch combination from Steele misses. Steele comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2# Steele rushes Conservative and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. Steele misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Conservative.
Conservative working aggressively here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Conservative. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! A short right from Conservative on the inside. Conservative prevents a body shot from Steele. #T1# Conservative misses with a short punch on the inside. Steele missing with knees to the body.
Steele takes a shot to the head. Steele throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Conservative scores with a nice short uppercut. Steele takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Conservative on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Conservative tries to work over Steele's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Conservative lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #BC# Conservative's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Steele fails in his attempt to clinch. An attempted straight right counter from Conservative misses the target. Conservative swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
It seemed like Steele was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Conservative staying out of range there. An attempted straight right counter from Conservative misses the target. Conservative missing with a left hand there. Steele was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Steele dips to his left and cracks Conservative with an uppercut! Steele throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Conservative fails to land with a series of punches.
Steele cracks Conservative with an open hand slap.#T2# We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Steele misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Conservative keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Conservative. Conservative works over Steele's head and body with a nice combination. Conservative throws a wild body kick that Steele sees coming a mile off. Steele jabs at Conservative's body. Steele misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Conservative.
Conservative takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Steele looks to score with a jab to the body but Conservative is just out of range. Conservative takes one to the chin there. Steele sizes up Conservative with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Steele connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Steele moves out of range as Conservative throws a body kick.
Steele throws out a loose jab but Conservative uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3# Steele misses with a lunging right hand
#KD# and Conservative counters with a crisp one two that drops Steele! Conservative thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Steele to his feet! Steele is in big trouble!#ROC# Steele is rocked! Steele misses with a body shot
and Conservative counters with a huge right that knocks Steele out cold! Conservative is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Closet Case Conservative! Closet Case Conservative retains his super heavyweight title! A victorious Closet Case Conservative thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Event:
GAMMA#795 Curry v Closet
Date: Oct 26, 2019 |
#R1# Conservative takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Curry moves out of range of the body kick. Curry slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Curry throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Curry throws a body punch but Conservative moves out of range. Curry lands with a cross. Conservative moves forwards but Curry connects with a nice, crisp jab. Curry scores with a push kick. Curry misses the shot to the body. Curry misses with a looping left. Conservative throws a counter combo. Curry throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Curry has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#T1# Curry cracks Conservative with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Conservative misses with an attempted mid kick.
Curry jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit. Conservative steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Curry. Conservative swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Good work by Curry as he checks the leg kick. Curry tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Conservative was well out of range. Poor timing from Curry. Curry misses with a hook. Curry ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. A decent looking body kick lands there for Conservative. Conservative avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Conservative looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T2# Conservative cracks Curry with a right hand to the side of the head. Curry misses with a looping left. It seemed like Conservative was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Curry connects with a good right hand that stumbles Conservative. Conservative circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Conservative. Curry throws a wild body kick that Conservative sees coming a mile off. Conservative bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Curry's head backwards. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Conservative ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Conservative! But no joy. Conservative ducks under a wild hook from Curry. Conservative appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.#T3# Conservative on the wrong end of a nice jab. Curry looks to land a body kick but Conservative moved away. As Curry backs off Conservative throws a huge counter combo but Curry manages to avoid it all. Curry tries to land a front kick but Conservative steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Conservative's corner calls for a 1-2. Conservative obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Conservative jabbing away but nothing is landing. Conservative takes one to the chin there. Curry throws a head kick that half lands.
Curry misses with an uppercut
and Conservative counters with a straight right hand. Conservative throws a front kick aimed at Curry's knee but Curry avoids it well. #T4# Curry throws a lazy right hand but Conservative sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Conservative steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect. Curry lands a head kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Curry throws the kick towards the body but Conservative avoids it. Despite the aggression on Conservative's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Curry misses with a hook to the body
and Conservative cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. A jab from Conservative misses. #KD2# Conservative sends Curry crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Conservative is motioning to the referee to let Curry up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet! Curry connects with a nice looking jab.
Conservative pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. An attempted straight right counter from Curry misses the target. Conservative lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Curry crumples to the floor! Conservative milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Closet Case Conservative! Closet Case Conservative is the new super heavyweight champion! Our winner, Closet Case Conservative, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
GAMMA#790 Sidious v Fungus
Date: Sep 21, 2019 |
#R1# Conservative fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Manowaru looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Manowaru throws a poor cross that misses
and Conservative connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. A shot to the body from Manowaru misses and Conservative counters with a nice body shot. Conservative works the jab nicely.#CUT# It looks like Hiro Manowaru has been cut. Conservative throws a leg kick that misses. Manowaru steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Conservative. Conservative tries to clinch up but Manowaru circles away and keeps his distance. Manowaru missing with a left hand there. Conservative was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Manowaru throws a sloppy head kick and Conservative moves out of range easily. Conservative was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Conservative misses with an uppercut. Manowaru saw that one coming. Manowaru only half commits to the counter leg kick. Conservative throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice body kick there by Conservative. Manowaru looks winded! Conservative feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Manowaru's calf. Manowaru ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Conservative moves away.#T1# A big right from Conservative misses. Manowaru throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. Manowaru throws a leg kick but Conservative moved away. Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Manowaru takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Manowaru takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. Manowaru on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Conservative misses with a hook. Manowaru throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've been informed that Manowaru has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Conservative lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. Conservative throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. #CL# Conservative closes the distance and pushes Manowaru back into the cage. Manowaru misses with a hook from the clinch. Manowaru tries a body shot but Conservative blocks it.
#T2# A head punch blocked on the inside by Manowaru. Conservative misses with a short punch on the inside. This has been an exciting period of action! Conservative throws a head punch that misses. Nice body punch from Manowaru. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Manowaru. Manowaru throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Manowaru misses with a punch on the inside.
Manowaru tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Conservative lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Manowaru. Manowaru lands a left hand.
Manowaru misses with a short punch on the inside. Manowaru swings wildly with an uppercut but Conservative uses good head movement to avoid it. Nice body punch from Manowaru - that landed with a thud.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Conservative. Manowaru prevents a body shot from Conservative. Conservative throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Conservative goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Manowaru misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Manowaru lands a right hand that snaps the head of Conservative backwards. Manowaru tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T3# Manowaru goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Manowaru misses with a punch to the body.
Conservative lands with a light punch inside. Manowaru blocks an uppercut.
Conservative lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Manowaru backwards. A hook to the body from Conservative.
A hook to the body from Conservative.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Conservative. Conservative doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Conservative digs a right hand underneath Manowaru's ribcage. Manowaru let out a lung full of air as it connected. A short right from Conservative. Conservative lands an uppercut. Conservative lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Manowaru backwards. A short body shot lands from Conservative as the two fighters clinch.
A short right from Conservative on the inside. Conservative gets through Manowaru's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative lands with a right to the head. Conservative working some nice short punches in the clinch. A head punch blocked on the inside by Manowaru. Conservative misses with a body punch.
Conservative tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T4# Manowaru can't find room to land a body shot as Conservative controls the action.
Manowaru lands a body shot. Manowaru misses with the head strike.
Manowaru lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Conservative or not. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Conservative. Manowaru misses with a short punch on the inside. Conservative lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Manowaru tries a body shot but Conservative blocks it.
A shot in the inside from Conservative. Conservative is working Manowaru over against the cage. Conservative throws a punch but it's blocked by Manowaru. Conservative lands a right hand that snaps the head of Manowaru backwards. Conservative is working Manowaru over against the cage. Conservative scores with an uppercut up the middle. Conservative makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Conservative lands with a short shot to the head. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Conservative lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Manowaru backwards. Conservative lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #ROC# Manowaru is rocked! A short right hand to the side of the head by Conservative. Manowaru is still on wobbly legs! Can Conservative finish him? A head punch on the inside from Manowaru fails to land. Manowaru blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Manowaru seems to have recovered his senses. Conservative lands with a right to the head. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative dominated that round. The cut man is working on Hiro Manowaru's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. #R2# Conservative fakes the body blow, causing Manowaru to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Manowaru goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Closet Case Conservative! A victorious Closet Case Conservative thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Event:
GAMMA#787 Shin v Baba
Date: Aug 31, 2019 |
#R1# A looping hook to the body misses from Conservative. Wolfsbruder does a little dance to reset his feet. Wolfsbruder swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Wolfsbruder throws a low kick but Conservative moves out of range easily. Wolfsbruder has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Wolfsbruder there as he acknowledges the shot. Wolfsbruder throws a hook to the side of Conservative's head but Conservative sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Conservative throws a big shot that misses. We've been told by Wolfsbruder's head coaches at Scotty's Yard that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Wolfsbruder slips under a jab from Conservative.#CL2# Conservative gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Wolfsbruder blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
#BC# Wolfsbruder breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Conservative looks to land a body kick but Wolfsbruder moved away. Wolfsbruder takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wolfsbruder takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative scores with a shot to the body.
Conservative throws a push kick but Wolfsbruder slaps the foot to one side. Conservative tries to close the distance and clinch but Wolfsbruder swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Conservative's coach down at Master Chai's Dojo was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Conservative's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight. Wolfsbruder throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wolfsbruder throws a lazy right hand but Conservative sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. This has been an exciting period of action! Conservative checks the leg kick nicely there.
Conservative replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Wolfsbruder blocks it well.#T1# Wolfsbruder misses with a straight right. Conservative uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Wolfsbruder has time to react. Conservative ducks under a wild hook from Wolfsbruder. A swing and a miss from Conservative. A slow jab from Wolfsbruder misses its intended target. A nice side step and Conservative releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home. Conservative blocks a jab. Conservative has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Conservative there as he acknowledges the shot. Conservative keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wolfsbruder. Conservative lets loose with a powerful body kick. Wolfsbruder will feel that in the morning. Wolfsbruder moves out of range as Conservative throws a body kick.
Wolfsbruder cracks the inside of Conservative's front leg. Conservative throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Conservative tried to score with a low kick but Wolfsbruder checks it. Wolfsbruder takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Wolfsbruder scores with a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Wolfsbruder throws a jab but it's blocked by Conservative. #T2# Wolfsbruder just misses with a punch to the body.
Wolfsbruder gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Wolfsbruder tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Conservative is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Wolfsbruder buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Wolfsbruder!! Wolfsbruder is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Conservative throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative! Closet Case Conservative thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Event:
GAMMA#783 Curry v Boagrius
Date: Aug 03, 2019 |
#R1# Conservative throws out a loose jab but Pony uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL# Pony closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. Conservative misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Conservative. Conservative misses with a punch on the inside.
Pony works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Conservative lands a shot to the body. Pony throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pony tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Conservative's elbow. Still in the clinch, Conservative scores with a nice short uppercut. Conservative goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pony works on Conservative's body with a couple of short punches. Conservative fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Conservative misses with a hook from the clinch. I was talking to Pony's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. Conservative lands a right hand. Pony lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Pony misses with a short punch on the inside. Conservative swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pony blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pony lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Pony blocking some punches.
Conservative swings away with an uppercut that misses.
#T1# A nice right hand lands inside from Pony. A head punch blocked on the inside by Pony. Pony landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Conservative looks winded! Pony connects with a nasty looking knee right to Conservative's face.
#CUT# It looks like Closet Case Conservative has been cut. Pony lands a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Pony obliges. Pony leaning his opponent against the cage. Knees to the body from Pony.
Conservative misses with a hook to the ribs.
Conservative on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pony lands a nice knee to the body. Knees to the body from Pony.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Pony is trying to stall.
The referee calls for Pony to work.
Pony tries to work over Conservative's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Conservative. Conservative managing to block the knees to the body from Pony.
#T2# Conservative swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Conservative lands a body shot. Conservative working some nice short punches in the clinch. Conservative working some nice short punches in the clinch. Conservative lands on the inside with an uppercut. Pony blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Pony with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pony tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Conservative avoids it. Pony throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Conservative blocks it with crossed arms. Pony working hard to break the clinch. Pony tries to land knees in the clinch but Conservative avoids the damage to the body. Pony prevents a body shot from Conservative. Pony lands a body punch. Pony with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Pony is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Conservative is defending well for now. Pony throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pony tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Conservative's elbow. A short left from Conservative. Conservative pushes Pony back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. #T3# Conservative doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pony misses with a hook to the ribs.
Conservative goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pony gets through Conservative's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Pony with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pony lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Conservative backwards. Pony swings wildly with an uppercut but Conservative uses good head movement to avoid it. Conservative misses with a hook from the clinch. Conservative lands with a short head shot on the inside. Conservative misses with the head strike.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors. Pony blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Conservative lands a shoulder strike. Conservative prevents a body shot from Pony. Pony using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Conservative has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Pony tries to work over Conservative's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Conservative scores with a shot to the side of Pony's head. Pony using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Conservative has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A head punch on the inside from Conservative fails to land. #T4# Pony has a couple of punches blocked by Conservative.
Pony tries to land knees in the clinch but Conservative avoids the damage to the body. Conservative missing with knees to the body.
Conservative working aggressively here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Conservative managing to block the knees to the body from Pony.
Conservative fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pony blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pony working Conservative over with knees to the body. Pony utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Pony tries to throw a body punch but Conservative avoids it by throwing Pony back against the cage. A knee to the head by Pony.
Pony lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Pony lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Conservative or not. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Pony is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Conservative is keeping busy. Good body shot from Pony.
Pony misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Conservative.
A short right from Pony. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Pony Pony dominated that round. The cut man is working on Closet Case Conservative's cut. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. #R2# Conservative avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Conservative misses with a looping left. Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Conservative tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pony was well out of range. Poor timing from Conservative. Conservative tries to clinch there but Pony circles away.
A big left from Conservative misses. Pony fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pony tries to close the distance and clinch up but Conservative swats him away and circles back towards the center. Conservative walks into a straight right hand from Pony. Pony fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Conservative manages to avoid it. Conservative misses with a looping left. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative misses the shot to the body. Pony thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Conservative if he has to take too many more of those.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pony - that will leave a mark!
Pony moves into range and connects with a jab. Conservative is breathing heavily. Conservative has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Pony.#T1# Pony bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.#CL# Pony gets in close and instigates a clinch. Conservative working aggressively here.
Pony can't find room to land a body shot as Conservative controls the action.
#BC# Pony breaks from the clinch.
Conservative takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Pony tries to clinch up. Pony throws a predictable looking body shot
and Conservative counters with a good low kick that Pony was not able to check. Pony lands with a shot to the body. Pony lands a nice looking body shot.
Pony scores with a push kick. Pony lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Conservative takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Pony moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. #CL# Pony clinches up with Conservative and pushes him back against the cage.#T2# Pony blocking some punches.
Pony landing knees to the body.
Pony Pony has scored more points in the clinch so far. Pony utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Pony scores with a shoulder strike. Pony putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Conservative in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Conservative blocks a body shot from Pony. Conservative misses with a hook from the clinch. Pony working some nice short punches in the clinch. Conservative misses with a hook from the clinch. Conservative misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pony struggles to land a body shot inside as Conservative controls his hands.
Pony misses with a punch to the body.
Pony unloads a knee to the mid-section. Conservative lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Pony softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Conservative managing to block the knees to the body from Pony.
Pony is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Conservative can do to turn this around? Pony connects with a knee to the head.
Conservative blocks a body shot from Pony. #T3# Conservative goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pony connects with a nasty looking knee right to Conservative's face.
#KD# Pony drops Conservative with a big knee straight up the middle! Conservative is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet! #ROC# Conservative is rocked! Conservative is holding his hands too far apart here. Pony throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Conservative is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pony Pony! Pony Pony decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Event:
GAMMA#780 Nicu v Kahn
Date: Jul 13, 2019 |
#R1# Conservative pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Conservative chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Conservative ducks under a wild hook from Astrok. Conservative misses with a low kick as Astrok jumps back. Conservative cracks Astrok with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Astrok on the wrong end of a nice jab. Astrok misses with a leg kick and Astrok takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Astrok throws the left hand but Conservative avoids the punch easily. Conservative lands with a nice body punch. A low kick from Conservative misses enabling Astrok to counter with a crisp jab. Conservative digs a good body shot into Astrok's ribs. A low kick from Conservative is predictable there and Astrok counters with a straight right hand. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Astrok avoids a kick to the body.
Conservative cracks Astrok with a good jab.#T1# A jab lands there for Conservative. A left and a right from Conservative both land. Nice combination. A shot to the liver by Conservative. Beautiful body shot. Conservative misses the shot to the body. It seemed like Astrok was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Astrok takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Left hook, right uppercut from Conservative. Conservative misses with a wild body shot. Conservative throws a perfectly timed hook that sends Astrok crashing down! Astrok tries to stagger back to his feet but Conservative just hammers him until the ref stops the fight! A confused Astrok asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative! A relieved looking Closet Case Conservative thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Event:
GAMMA#776 Delsarte v Steel
Date: Jun 15, 2019 |
#R1# Vipunen throws a hook but Conservative avoids it easily. Conservative looks to score with a jab to the body but Vipunen is just out of range. Vipunen misses with a straight left. Vipunen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Vipunen looks to score with a jab to the body but Conservative is just out of range. Vipunen loads up on a big right hand but Conservative slips the punch. Conservative has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Conservative throws out a powerful jab. Vipunen ducks under a wild hook from Conservative. Vipunen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Conservative.
Vipunen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Conservative was well out of range. Poor timing from Vipunen. Vipunen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Conservative. Vipunen misses with a head kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Conservative. Vipunen takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Conservative misses with an uppercut. Vipunen saw that one coming. Vipunen thows a leg kick but Conservative checks it and Conservative counters with a nice uppercut. Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Vipunen counters with a slapping leg kick. A slow jab from Vipunen misses its intended target. Conservative throws a shot from downtown. Vipunen moves away and avoids it. Conservative swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Vipunen counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T1# Conservative lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Conservative throws a one two combo.
A nice inside leg kick there by Vipunen. That's going to slow Conservative down. Conservative throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Vipunen will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Conservative scores with a jab to the body. Vipunen fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Conservative has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.#CL# Conservative gets tackled into the cage by Vipunen. Vipunen maintains the clinch. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Conservative creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Conservative lands a shot to the body. Vipunen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Conservative prevents a body shot from Vipunen. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Vipunen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Vipunen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Vipunen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Conservative fails to land. Conservative has a couple of punches blocked by Vipunen.
Conservative misses with a hook from the clinch. Vipunen lands with a short shot to the head. #BC2# Conservative escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Vipunen swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
#T2# A big right from Vipunen misses. Vipunen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Conservative sees it coming and avoids it easily. Conservative fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Vipunen is out of range. Conservative shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Vipunen eats them both and turns towards Conservative to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo. Conservative lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Vipunen jabbing away but nothing is landing. Conservative finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Vipunen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket. Conservative misses the shot to the body. Vipunen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Vipunen throws a lazy right hand but Conservative sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Vipunen lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Conservative throws a jab but it's blocked by Vipunen. Conservative throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Conservative ducks under a wild hook from Vipunen. Conservative throws a hook but Vipunen avoids it easily. Vipunen misses with a straight left. Nice defenses there by Conservative.#T3# A jab from Conservative finds it's way through Vipunen's defenses. Vipunen throws a body shot but no joy. Nice defenses there by Conservative. Conservative thows a left - swing and a miss! Conservative scores with a jab to the body. Conservative bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Vipunen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Conservative. Conservative throws out a loose jab but Vipunen uses good head movement to avoid it. Conservative keeps the fight on the outside. Conservative staying out of range there. Vipunen smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. A bone on bone clash there as Conservative blocks the leg kick.
Vipunen swings and misses with a shot to the body enabling Conservative to counter with a crisp jab. Vipunen throws a nice outside leg kick. Conservative lands with a right hand. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Conservative scores with a decent looking hook. Vipunen blocks the body kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Vipunen throws a lazy body kick and Conservative counters with a right hand to the body. Conservative throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Vipunen. #T4# Conservative dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Vipunen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Conservative.
Conservative swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Vipunen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A good leg kick by Conservative. Conservative slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Vipunen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Conservative. Conservative connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Conservative misses with an uppercut. Vipunen misses with a looping left. Vipunen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Conservative swats him away and circles back towards the center. Vipunen checks the leg kick. A big left from Vipunen misses. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Conservative swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Good standup being displayed there by Vipunen as he connects with a hook. Vipunen misses with a low kick.
Vipunen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative dominated that round. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! #R2# Vipunen takes one on the button. Conservative connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Nice defenses there by Vipunen. Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Conservative moves out of range as Vipunen throws a body kick.
Closet Case Conservative seems to be getting the better of the standup. Vipunen cracks a nice hook into Conservative's ribs. Conservative scores with a punch to the head. Vipunen slips under a jab from Conservative. Conservative lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Vipunen circles away quickly and effectively. Conservative lands a leg kick that knocks Vipunen off balance momentarily. Conservative takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. A big left from Conservative misses. #CL# Vipunen closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. Vipunen misses with a punch to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Vipunen. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Conservative working aggressively here.
Conservative wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Vipunen has him pressed against the cage. Vipunen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#BC# Vipunen breaks from the clinch.
Vipunen scores with a jab. Conservative acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #T1# Conservative throws a jab when Vipunen was well out of range. Conservative missing with a left hand there. Vipunen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Vipunen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Conservative manages to avoid it. Vipunen moves out of range of the strikes. Vipunen dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Conservative. That did some damage! Vipunen is looking to clinch. Conservative misses with an uppercut. Conservative misses with a hook. Vipunen ducked under it nicely. Conservative displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vipunen throws out the jab. Vipunen tries to bum rush Conservative with a series of wild strikes but Conservative uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Vipunen throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Conservative counters with an outside leg kick.
Vipunen cracks Conservative with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. Conservative looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Conservative moves out of range of the strikes. Vipunen is looking to clinch but Conservative is avoiding it.
The crowd cheers as Vipunen lands an impressive looking overhand right. Conservative doesn't seem phased though. Conservative throws a hook but Vipunen avoids it easily.#T2# Conservative takes one to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Conservative connects with a good right hand that stumbles Vipunen. Vipunen circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Conservative throws a leg kick but Vipunen checks it. Vipunen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Conservative manages to avoid it. Conservative throws a shot from downtown. Vipunen moves away and avoids it. Conservative ducks right into an uppercut from Vipunen. Conservative throws a body punch but Vipunen moves out of range. Conservative takes a swing at Vipunen's ribcage but misses. Conservative throws a shot to the body.
Conservative swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vipunen scores with a body shot.
Conservative circles away from the clinch attempt.
Vipunen defending well as Conservative loads up on a big left hand. Conservative misses with a head kick.
Conservative is looking to chop away at Vipunen's legs. Conservative dodges the punch combination from Vipunen.
The fight stays on the outside here - Vipunen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#T3# Conservative throws a push kick but Vipunen slaps the foot to one side. Vipunen misses the shot to the body. Conservative misses with a looping left. Conservative tries to bum rush Vipunen with a series of wild strikes but Vipunen uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Conservative feints a jab promting Vipunen to slip. Conservative then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Vipunen slips again and ducks right into an uppercut. Conservative uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Vipunen. Vipunen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Conservative.
Some wild striking there from Vipunen.
Conservative throws out a counter right but Vipunen avoids it with no problem. Good exchange - Conservative coming out on top. Conservative scores with a slapping inside leg kick.#CL# Vipunen pushes Conservative up against the cage in a clinch. Conservative lands on the inside with an uppercut. Conservative throws a punch but it's blocked by Vipunen. Conservative blocks a body shot from Vipunen. Vipunen blocks a body shot from Conservative. #T4# The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Vipunen misses with a punch to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Conservative.
Conservative blocking some punches.
Vipunen misses with a body punch.
Vipunen is trying to force a seperation but Conservative has the dominant position. Conservative lands a nice uppercut. A head punch blocked on the inside by Vipunen. Conservative scores with a shot to the side of Vipunen's head. A short body shot lands from Conservative as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Conservative lands with a light punch inside. A right hand to the body from Conservative.
Conservative lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. I was talking to Vipunen's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. A short right from Conservative on the inside. Conservative tries a body shot but Vipunen blocks it.
A nice left hand lands by Conservative.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. A short uppercut from Conservative. A short right from Conservative on the inside. Vipunen misses with a short punch on the inside. A nice left hand lands by Conservative.
#BC2# Conservative's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round! #R3# Conservative lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#CL# Vipunen closes the distance and pushes Conservative back into the cage.#BC2# Conservative breaks the clinch.
Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Vipunen counters with a lovely shot to the body. Conservative throws a hook to the side of Vipunen's head but Vipunen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Vipunen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Vipunen wants to clinch up but Conservative keeps it at a distance. Vipunen uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Conservative has time to react. Vipunen throws a low kick, looking for Conservative's leg but Conservative calmly moves out of range. Vipunen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Conservative only half commits to the counter leg kick. Vipunen blocks a jab. Nice defenses there by Vipunen. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Vipunen cracks Conservative with an open hand slap. Conservative cracks a nice hook into Vipunen's ribs. Vipunen needs to keep his hands up - Conservative had a free shot at his head there. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Conservative throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vipunen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Conservative scores with a shot to the body.
Conservative throws a hook but Vipunen blocks it.#T1# Conservative lands a nice looking body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Conservative. Conservative lands a nice hook to Vipunen's body. Vipunen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. A looping hook to the body misses from Conservative. Vipunen does a little dance to reset his feet. The fighters circling - Conservative throws out the jab but it was never going to land. It looked like Vipunen wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. Conservative changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Conservative scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Vipunen takes one to the side of the head.
A good leg kick by Conservative. Vipunen takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
#ROC2# Vipunen is rocked! Conservative walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Vipunen drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Conservative swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Vipunen's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative! An out of breath Closet Case Conservative thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Event:
GAMMA#770 Sissypants v Delsart
Date: May 04, 2019 |
#R1# SissyPants takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Delsarte connects with a right hand. SissyPants shakes it off. SissyPants rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Delsarte counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Delsarte scores with a hook to the body. SissyPants takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Delsarte connects with a leg kick. SissyPants looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Delsarte blocks the body kick.
Delsarte misses with a leg kick. SissyPants misses with a looping right. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Nice straight punches there by Delsarte. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Delsarte. Delsarte blocks a leg kick. Crunch! Delsarte slams his shin into SissyPants's torso.#T1# SissyPants takes one to the chin there. Delsarte scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#KD2# Delsarte cracks SissyPants with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Delsarte has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning SissyPants to stand back up!#ROC2# SissyPants is rocked!#KD2# Delsarte lands a big right hand that sends SissyPants crashing to the mat! Delsarte stays standing though and waves SissyPants back to his feet! Oh SissyPants is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Delsarte looks to land a right hand but SissyPants moved out of range. SissyPants seems to have got his legs back now. Ouch! a nice leg kick from SissyPants, right into the meat.
A looping hook to the body misses from Delsarte. SissyPants does a little dance to reset his feet. Delsarte ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants. Delsarte misses with the body kick and SissyPants counters with a nice leg kick. Delsarte has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Delsarte. #T2# Delsarte throws a leg kick but SissyPants sees it coming and moves out of range. SissyPants throws a lazy uppercut
and Delsarte counters with a low kick, right behind SissyPants 's knee. SissyPants looks for the body kick but Delsarte saw that one coming. Delsarte throws a lazy head kick and SissyPants counters with a lovely shot to the body. Delsarte checks a leg kick nicely. Delsarte lunges at SissyPants with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by SissyPants's hand. SissyPants definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. SissyPants swings widly with a right hand
and Delsarte counters with an outside leg kick.
Delsarte misses with a looping right. SissyPants appears to be looking for a big counter. SissyPants fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Delsarte is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! SissyPants had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pt.#T3# SissyPants throws a lazy right hand but Delsarte sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. SissyPants takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A solid body kick from SissyPants. SissyPants misses with a looping left. SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Delsarte.
SissyPants with a nice cross.#CUT# It looks like Gauthier Delsarte has been cut. SissyPants throws a shot to the body.
Delsarte misses with a wild body shot. Delsarte lands a lovely overhand right.#T4# SissyPants is looking to land body kicks. SissyPants with a nice cross. SissyPants looks to land a body kick but Delsarte moved away. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. SissyPants throws a nice inside leg kick. Delsarte scores with a jab to the head.
Delsarte takes a jab right on the kisser.
Delsarte cracks SissyPants with an open hand slap. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Delsarte lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Delsarte defending well as SissyPants loads up on a big left hand. A little jabbing left from Delsarte on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Gauthier Delsarte dominated that round. The cut man is working on Gauthier Delsarte's cut. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! #R2# SissyPants misses with a body shot.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether SissyPants might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far. Delsarte connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. Gauthier Delsarte seems to be getting the better of the standup. Delsarte keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
#KD2# Delsarte sends SissyPants crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Delsarte is motioning to the referee to let SissyPants up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet! Delsarte misses with a hook to the body
and SissyPants counters with a nice kick to the body. SissyPants misses with a low kick as Delsarte jumps back. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! SissyPants swings and misses with a shot to the body and Delsarte counters with a lovely straight right hand! Delsarte fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. SissyPants moves out of range of the leg kick from Delsarte. Delsarte digs a good body shot into SissyPants's ribs.#T1##KD2# Oooooh!!! Delsarte has knocked SissyPants down with a huge combo! Delsarte steps away and waves a wobbly SissyPants back to his feet! This one might not go much longer! Delsarte is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range. Delsarte throws an overhand right that drops SissyPants like a sack of potatoes! Delsarte dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gauthier Delsarte! Gauthier Delsarte thanked the fans post fight for their support. FannyPack SissyPants was interviewed post fight and said 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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Event:
GAMMA#767 Dassler v DeNeville
Date: Apr 13, 2019 |
#R1# Vee dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Vee swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by SissyPants. Vee throws a lazy uppercut
and SissyPants counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Vee throws a body shot but no joy. SissyPants thows a left - swing and a miss! Vee fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. A lazy left from Vee finds it's target. SissyPants needs to keep his hands up - Vee had a free shot at his head there. Vee blocks a jab. Vee dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on SissyPants. That did some damage! SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Vee is just out of range. Vee tries a quick counter leg kick but SissyPants is wise to it. SissyPants slips under a jab from Vee. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Vee, right into the meat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Nice uppercut lands for Vee. That snapped SissyPants's head back.
SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Vee. Jab by Vee. SissyPants takes a body punch but keeps moving. #T1# Vee connects with a body shot that sends SissyPants's belly button to the back. Vee fails in his attempt to clinch. Vee throws a body punch but SissyPants moves out of range. #CL2# Vee has SissyPants up against the cage in a clinch.
#BC# SissyPants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've been informed that Vee has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Vee cracks the inside of SissyPants's front leg. SissyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
SissyPants misses the body punch #CL2# and Vee holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vee's elbow. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Vee. Vee tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Vee misses with a punch to the body.
Vee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Vee. A head punch on the inside from Vee fails to land. Vee lands a hook to the side of the head. Vee tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Vee. #T2# A nice right hand lands inside from Vee. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Vee lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. SissyPants throws a head punch that misses. SissyPants stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Vee lands a nice shot to the body. Vee blocks an uppercut.
SissyPants digs a right hand underneath Vee's ribcage. Vee let out a lung full of air as it connected. Vee throws a head punch that misses. Vee is leaning against SissyPants and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Vee. SissyPants lands with a short head shot on the inside. Vee working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Nice body punch from Vee - that landed with a thud.
SissyPants is breathing heavily. Vee blocking some punches.
Vee throws a head punch that misses. A short uppercut from Vee. Vee tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.
SissyPants wants to get back to striking at distance but Vee won't allow it.
SissyPants digs a right hand into Vee's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Vee's gas tank. A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants. #T3##BC# SissyPants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fighters circling - Vee throws out the jab but it was never going to land. SissyPants was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Vee is looking to take this fight into the clinch. SissyPants lands a jab to Vee's midsection. Vee looks to score with a jab to the body but SissyPants is just out of range. Vee lands with a hook. SissyPants tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. Vee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but SissyPants manages to avoid it. SissyPants throws a leg kick but Vee checks it. A nice side step and Vee releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home. SissyPants lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. SissyPants fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. SissyPants throws an overhand right that lands on Vee's shoulder, as Vee tries to avoid the shot. A big left from Vee misses. Vee works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. SissyPants is looking to wear down Vee with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.#T4# Vee wants to clinch and SissyPants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. SissyPants walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Vee throws a right hand that misses
and SissyPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Vee stuns SissyPants with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Vee on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. SissyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Vee. #CL2# Vee has closed the distance and engaged SissyPants in a clinch.
Vee swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Vee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants cracks Vee with a nice body shot. SissyPants lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#BC# SissyPants manages to break the clinch.
SissyPants keeps Vee at a distance using the push kick. SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing. A jab lands there for SissyPants. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Brandon Vee dominated that round. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! #R2# SissyPants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Vee. Vee changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. A jab from Vee does it's job there. Vee lunges at SissyPants with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by SissyPants's hand. Vee works SissyPants's body with a nice hook. Vee paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Vee scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. SissyPants doesn't seem bothered though. #CL2# Vee has managed to clinch.
SissyPants prevents a body shot from Vee. Vee has been the more effective fighter overall so far. SissyPants misses with the head strike.
A left hand lands to the body for SissyPants.
#BC# SissyPants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
SissyPants misses the jab. Vee is breathing heavily. Vee with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
SissyPants throws a hook to the side of Vee's head but Vee sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. This has been an exciting period of action! Vee is looking to clinch but SissyPants is avoiding it.
#T1# SissyPants throws a shot from downtown. Vee moves away and avoids it. Vee uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from SissyPants. Vee fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. SissyPants throws a push kick but Vee slaps the foot to one side. SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Vee is just out of range. Vee looks to score with a jab to the body but SissyPants is just out of range. SissyPants swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect. SissyPants misses with an uppercut. SissyPants pushes Vee away with a front kick. SissyPants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Brandon Vee seems to be getting the better of the standup. Vee scores with a crisp jab that stopped SissyPants in his tracks. Vee missing with a left hand there. SissyPants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from SissyPants lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Vee has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Vee and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Vee doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. SissyPants checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Vee lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Vee missing with a left hand there. SissyPants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T2# SissyPants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vee. SissyPants misses with a looping left. SissyPants misses with a straight left. Vee lands a jab to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Vee lands a jab. Vee cracks SissyPants with a right hand to the side of the head. Vee misses with a body shot
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT# It looks like Brandon Vee has been cut. SissyPants takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. Vee misses with an uppercut. Vee connects with a body shot that sends SissyPants's belly button to the back. Vee scores with a jab to the jaw. Vee misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from SissyPants.
SissyPants circles away from the clinch attempt.
#T3# Vee moves out of range of the strikes. Vee throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Vee swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by SissyPants. Vee with a body punch. A glancing blow. A lazy left from Vee finds it's target. Vee misses the body punch and SissyPants counters with a slapping leg kick. SissyPants lands a head shot. Vee smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Vee lands a jab to the head.
Vee scores with a decent looking hook. Vee comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! SissyPants thumps Vee with a low kick. A swing and a miss from SissyPants. Vee moves out of range of the strikes.#T4# Vee lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. SissyPants staying out of range there. A little feinted left hand from SissyPants on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Vee throws a poor cross that misses
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Vee misses with a looping right. SissyPants appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body. A left lands for Vee. SissyPants getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Vee tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Vee connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. Vee misses with an uppercut. SissyPants moves out of range as Vee strikes. SissyPants half committed to a counter leg kick. Vee sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. Vee connects with an inside leg kick. Vee fails with an attempt to clinch.
It looked like SissyPants was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Vee. SissyPants scores with a crisp jab that stopped Vee in his tracks. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Brandon Vee showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Brandon Vee's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round! #R3# Vee lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
SissyPants scores with a leg kick.
SissyPants doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Vee slips under a jab from SissyPants. Vee throws a right hand that misses
and SissyPants counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Vee scores with a jab to the head.
SissyPants misses with a body shot.
Vee tries a quick counter leg kick but SissyPants is wise to it. A slow jab from Vee misses its intended target. SissyPants is looking to counter punch. SissyPants thows a left - swing and a miss! Vee checks a leg kick. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. SissyPants comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Vee moves out of range as SissyPants strikes. SissyPants misses with a body shot.
Vee takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Vee swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
#T1# Vee scores with a hook. Vee connects with the punch. SissyPants pivots, looking for a leg kick but Vee is out of range and SissyPants settles back down. Vee let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land. SissyPants throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Vee tries to land a leg kick but SissyPants saw it coming and moves away.
SissyPants throws an overhand right that lands on Vee's shoulder, as Vee tries to avoid the shot. Vee steps to the side to avoid the strikes from SissyPants. SissyPants thows a left - swing and a miss! A lazy left from Vee finds it's target. Vee throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Vee blocks a leg kick. SissyPants misses with a body shot.
SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Vee. SissyPants was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T2# Vee takes a swing at SissyPants's ribcage but misses. SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Vee misses with a body shot
enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab. SissyPants misses with a straight left. Jab from Vee. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Vee scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Vee fails with an attempt to clinch.
Vee tries to clinch but SissyPants is having none of it. SissyPants looks to throw the jab but Vee is out of range. Vee takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Vee lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Vee dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on SissyPants. That did some damage! Vee fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and SissyPants has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. FannyPack SissyPants has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3# SissyPants scores with a jab. Vee tries to clinch and SissyPants counters with a stiff right hand. SissyPants moves out of range of the strikes. Brandon Vee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Vee scores with a nice strike. SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vee moves out of range as SissyPants strikes. Vee fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. SissyPants looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Vee lands an overhand right. Vee takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. SissyPants tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Vee ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants. Vee comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Vee scores with a hook to the body. SissyPants takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. This has been an exciting period of action! Vee throws a body punch but SissyPants moves out of range. #T4# Vee connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed SissyPants momentarily.
Vee misses with an uppercut. A little feinted left hand from SissyPants on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Vee tries to close the distance and clinch up but SissyPants swats him away and circles back towards the center. An attempted straight right counter from SissyPants misses the target. Vee takes a shot right to the bread basket. SissyPants thows a left - swing and a miss! Vee moves out of range of the strikes. Vee lands a jab to the nose. Vee jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Vee cracks a nice hook into SissyPants's ribs. Vee misses with a looping right. SissyPants throwing a counter right hand but Vee manages to avoid it. Vee tries to grapple but his opponent circles and SissyPants counters with a nice body kick. SissyPants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
And that's the end of the fight! I would just about give that final round to Brandon Vee. Well Vee has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30 Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30 Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brandon Vee! Brandon Vee made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'You are looking at one of the most dangerous weapons on earth, a black man who don't give a shit. And no one can stop me. Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT!?'. In defeat, FannyPack SissyPants stepped up to the mic, saying 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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Event:
GAMMA#764 Sonnen v Wrexham
Date: Mar 30, 2019 |
#R1# Vipunen misses with a few strikes there.
Vipunen throws a low kick, looking for SissyPants's leg but SissyPants calmly moves out of range. SissyPants is looking to score with low kicks. Vipunen throws a wild body kick that SissyPants sees coming a mile off. Vipunen misses with a low kick.
Vipunen fails with an attempt to clinch.
Vipunen finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Vipunen throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
SissyPants misses with a wild combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
SissyPants lets loose with a powerful body kick. Vipunen will feel that in the morning. SissyPants throws a lazy right hand but Vipunen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Vipunen tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. SissyPants scoring well with a low kick there.
#T1# SissyPants throws a jab when Vipunen was well out of range. A slapping leg kick lands for Vipunen.
Vipunen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An attempted straight right counter from SissyPants misses the target. Vipunen slips under a jab from SissyPants. Vipunen closes the distance and lands a one-two. Vipunen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SissyPants.
Vipunen now looks to counter with a shot at the body. Vipunen misses with a body kick. A quick step to the side and SissyPants tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect. SissyPants avoids the body shot from Vipunen.
Vipunen loads up on a big right hand but SissyPants slips the punch. SissyPants avoids a kick to the body.
Vipunen scores with a head kick. SissyPants tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time. SissyPants swings for the body but Vipunen moves out of range.
Vipunen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from SissyPants.#T2# Vipunen misses with a kick to the body.
Vipunen swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
SissyPants misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Vipunen misses with a looping left. Vipunen misses with a wild body shot. Vipunen slips under a jab from SissyPants. Vipunen throws out a counter right but SissyPants avoids it with no problem. We've been informed that Vipunen has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Vipunen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. SissyPants throws a lazy right hand but Vipunen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Vipunen connects with a body shot that sends SissyPants's belly button to the back. SissyPants throws a right hand that misses
and Vipunen counters with a nice uppercut. SissyPants throws a combination that misses and Vipunen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. SissyPants throws out a loose jab but Vipunen uses good head movement to avoid it. Aapeli Vipunen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. SissyPants rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Vipunen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#T3# Vipunen lands with a good body shot. Vipunen scores with a jab to the head.
Vipunen throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. SissyPants is breathing heavily. Vipunen moves out of range as SissyPants strikes. Vipunen throws a quick inside leg kick. SissyPants throws the left hand but Vipunen avoids the punch easily. Decent striking displayed by SissyPants there. Vipunen jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Nice uppercut there from Vipunen. Vipunen moves out of range of the strikes. Vipunen looks like he wants to counter punch here. Vipunen throws a shot from downtown. SissyPants moves away and avoids it. Vipunen throws a body kick that misses and SissyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Vipunen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
It appears SissyPants was looking to counter with a kick there.#T4# SissyPants swings widly with a right hand
and Vipunen counters with a nice uppercut. SissyPants throws a hook to the side of Vipunen's head but Vipunen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Vipunen scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Vipunen staying out of range there. A countering left hand to the body from Vipunen misses. Vipunen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. SissyPants takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Vipunen throws a sloppy head kick and SissyPants moves out of range easily. Vipunen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.#KD2# Oooooh!!! Vipunen has knocked SissyPants down with a huge combo! Vipunen steps away and waves a wobbly SissyPants back to his feet! This one might not go much longer! A clash of legs there as Vipunen blocks the low kick. SissyPants takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. A jab lands there for Vipunen. Vipunen thows a leg kick but SissyPants checks it and SissyPants makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Vipunen really felt that one! And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Aapeli Vipunen dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! #R2# Vipunen looks to score with a jab to the body but SissyPants is just out of range. Crunch! Vipunen slams his shin into SissyPants's torso. SissyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vipunen now looks to counter with a shot at the body. Vipunen drops his hands momentarily and SissyPants takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. A jab from SissyPants misses. Vipunen wants to counter the offense by SissyPants and move into the clinch position. SissyPants throws a shot from downtown. Vipunen moves away and avoids it. Vipunen moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
SissyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Vipunen sees it coming and avoids it easily. SissyPants dips to his left and cracks Vipunen with an uppercut! We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Vipunen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SissyPants. Vipunen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as SissyPants throws out the jab. Aapeli Vipunen seems to be getting the better of the standup. SissyPants gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. SissyPants staying out of range there.#T1# SissyPants lands the left hand. SissyPants takes one to the side of the head.
Vipunen throws a sloppy head kick and SissyPants moves out of range easily. Vipunen takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. SissyPants blocks a head kick by Vipunen.
Vipunen throws a jab but it's blocked by SissyPants. Vipunen has been the more effective fighter overall so far. SissyPants swings for the body but Vipunen moves out of range.
A low kick from Vipunen misses and SissyPants counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Nice shot by Vipunen. Vipunen takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Vipunen misses with a looping left. SissyPants connects with a body shot that sends Vipunen's belly button to the back. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! A cross from SissyPants lands.#CUT# It looks like Aapeli Vipunen has been cut.#T2# SissyPants throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Vipunen scores with a jab. SissyPants acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Vipunen misses with a wild body shot. This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether SissyPants might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far. Vipunen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
SissyPants takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. A bone on bone clash there as Vipunen blocks the leg kick.
Vipunen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Vipunen slips under a jab. Vipunen thinks about the counter body kick. A swing and a miss from SissyPants. SissyPants cracks Vipunen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Vipunen wants to slow SissyPants down by chopping away at his legs. Vipunen lands with a kick to the ribs.
#T3# Vipunen throws the kick towards the body but SissyPants avoids it. Vipunen scores with a kick to the midsection. SissyPants steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vipunen. Vipunen avoids a punch combination nicely.
SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Vipunen. Vipunen misses with a jab to the body
and SissyPants counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. SissyPants lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
SissyPants lands with a shot to the body. Vipunen is breathing heavily. A jab lands there for SissyPants. Vipunen tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. SissyPants fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#T4# Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Ouch! a nice leg kick from SissyPants, right into the meat.
Vipunen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Vipunen misses with a shot to the body and SissyPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Vipunen takes a shot right to the bread basket. SissyPants throws a jab when Vipunen was well out of range. Vipunen checks a leg kick nicely. Vipunen let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land. SissyPants misses with a wild body shot. SissyPants misses with an uppercut. Vipunen saw that one coming. Vipunen with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling SissyPants to score with a decent uppercut. SissyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
Vipunen looks to land a right hand but SissyPants moved out of range. SissyPants throws a nice outside leg kick. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Aapeli Vipunen's cut. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round! #R3# Vipunen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Vipunen blocks the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vipunen. SissyPants does a little dance to reset his feet. Nice shot lands for Vipunen. Vipunen blocks a jab. SissyPants steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vipunen. An inside leg kick lands from Vipunen. SissyPants throws a big shot that misses. Vipunen turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Vipunen. That one must have hurt. Vipunen misses the jab. SissyPants was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#KD# Oooooh!!! SissyPants has knocked Vipunen down with a huge combo! SissyPants steps away and waves a wobbly Vipunen back to his feet! This one might not go much longer! This has been an exciting period of action! Vipunen throws a one two combo.
#T1##KD# SissyPants cracks Vipunen with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Vipunen looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away can SissyPants finish him?
#ROC# Vipunen is rocked! Vipunen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Vipunen is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him? Vipunen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Vipunen walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! SissyPants swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Groove Gear for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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Event:
GAMMA#762 SissyPants v Curry
Date: Mar 16, 2019 |
#R1# Curry throws a front kick that sends SissyPants stumbling back into the cage. Curry feints and then cracks SissyPants's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow SissyPants down. Curry moves out of range of the strikes. Curry is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch. SissyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants takes a swing at Curry's ribcage but misses. Curry thows a left - swing and a miss! Curry scores with a decent looking hook. Curry throws the left hand but SissyPants avoids the punch easily. SissyPants throwing a counter right hand but Curry manages to avoid it. SissyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Curry sees it coming and avoids it easily. Curry scores with a spinning back kick! We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Curry throws the kick towards the body but SissyPants avoids it. Curry lands with a kick to the ribs.
SissyPants is breathing heavily. Curry lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! SissyPants swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
#CL2# and Curry moves into the clinch. Curry lands a damaging elbow. #T1# SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SissyPants. Curry lands with a left to the head. SissyPants's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A quick uppercut on the inside from Curry. Curry misses with a punch to the body.
#BC# SissyPants breaks the clinch.
A swing and a miss from SissyPants. SissyPants walks forward, straight into a front kick from Curry. Curry jabs SissyPants to the body, keeping him at a distance. SissyPants fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Curry is out of range. SissyPants steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Curry. That one must have hurt.#KD2# Curry lands a big right hand that sends SissyPants crashing to the mat! Curry stays standing though and waves SissyPants back to his feet! We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! That kick from Curry tenderised SissyPants's leg. SissyPants is trying to keep his angry face on. Curry is looking to slow SissyPants down with leg kicks. Curry throws a hook but SissyPants avoids it easily.#T2# A swing and a miss from SissyPants. A clash of legs there as SissyPants blocks the low kick. SissyPants keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Curry throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Curry lands a front kick. Curry lands a jab to the nose. Curry lands an uppercut out of nowhere! SissyPants falls backwards - clearly groggy! Curry dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Diarmuid Curry! Diarmuid Curry is the new super heavyweight champion! An out of breath Diarmuid Curry thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. FannyPack SissyPants spoke after the fight, saying 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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Event:
GAMMA#759 Kruger v Sissypants
Date: Feb 23, 2019 |
#R1# SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Kruger. Jab from SissyPants. Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by SissyPants! Kruger is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants is the new super heavyweight champion! After the big win, FannyPack SissyPants made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Groove Gear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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Event:
GAMMA#756 SissyPants v Curry
Date: Feb 02, 2019 |
#R1# SissyPants lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Curry at a distance.
Curry walks into a jab. A swing and a miss from SissyPants. SissyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Curry counters with a nice low kick that buckles SissyPants's knee momentarily. Curry is looking to clinch. SissyPants throws the left hand but Curry avoids the punch easily. Curry fails in his attempt to clinch. SissyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Curry misses with a looping right. SissyPants has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight. SissyPants throws a hook to the side of Curry's head but Curry sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants connects with a leg kick. Curry looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. SissyPants misses with a straight left. Curry attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Curry connects with a body shot. FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1# SissyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Curry counters with a nice body shot. Curry takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
SissyPants lands with a good body shot. Curry keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Curry lands a glancing blow to the side of SissyPants's head. A cross from SissyPants lands. SissyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
#CL2# and Curry counters into the clinch. Nicely done. SissyPants takes an elbow to the temple. Curry doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants. #BC# SissyPants manages to break the clinch.
SissyPants misses with a hook. Curry ducked under it nicely. Good shot there by SissyPants. This has been an exciting period of action! Nice body punch from SissyPants. Curry jabs SissyPants to the body, keeping him at a distance.#T2# SissyPants rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Curry to counter with a crisp jab. The fighters circle momentarily. Curry darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. SissyPants swings away with a leg kick that misses. Curry tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Curry jabs at SissyPants's body. SissyPants misses with a hook. Curry ducked under it nicely. SissyPants misses with an uppercut. Curry saw that one coming. Curry is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by SissyPants. Curry scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. A swing and a miss from SissyPants. Curry lands a jab to the head.
SissyPants feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Currys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#T3# SissyPants takes a swing at Curry's ribcage but misses. Curry gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Curry slips a jab from SissyPants. Curry throws a head kick that half lands.
A looping hook to the body misses from SissyPants. Curry does a little dance to reset his feet. A big left from Curry misses. SissyPants throws a quick counter kick to the body but Curry avoids it. Curry misses with an uppercut. SissyPants saw that one coming. A swing and a miss from SissyPants. Nice cross by Curry. Curry misses with a lunging right hand
and SissyPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. SissyPants tests Curry's chin there with a solid looking shot. A looping hook to the body misses from SissyPants. Curry does a little dance to reset his feet. Curry wants to counter with a clinch but SissyPants pushes him away.#T4# SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Curry is just out of range. This has been an exciting period of action! Curry tries to close the distance and clinch but SissyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Curry takes a shot right to the bread basket. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Curry, right into the meat.
Curry ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants. Curry throws out a counter right but SissyPants avoids it with no problem. Curry avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
SissyPants punishes Curry's body with a nice straight punch. SissyPants buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Curry bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. SissyPants misses with the combination.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants dominated that round. That's time! Back to the action! #R2# SissyPants misses with a shot to the body and Curry counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Curry moves away from the strike by SissyPants. Curry lands a glancing blow to the side of SissyPants's head. SissyPants walks into a stiff left hand from Curry. Curry is looking to clinch. SissyPants throws a series of punches but Curry avoids them all with ease. SissyPants moves out of range as Curry strikes. SissyPants looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger. SissyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Curry tries to counter with a clinch but SissyPants shakes him off and moves away. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Curry blocks a jab. Curry keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
SissyPants misses with a straight right. SissyPants lands a head shot. SissyPants lands with a good body shot.#T1# SissyPants looks to land a right hand but Curry moved out of range. A big right from Curry misses. SissyPants throws a low kick but it's checked well by Curry. Curry tries to counter with a clinch but SissyPants shakes him off and moves away. Curry misses with a kick to the body.
SissyPants misses the shot to the body. SissyPants swings and misses with a shot to the body and Curry counters with a nice body shot. SissyPants misses with a right hand and SissyPants takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. SissyPants throws a hook but Curry blocks it. SissyPants scores with a nice strike. FannyPack SissyPants is winning the standup battle so far.#CL2# Curry closes the distance and pushes SissyPants back into the cage.#BC# SissyPants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. SissyPants lands a nice shot to the body.
#T2# SissyPants listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. A nice inside leg kick there by Curry. That's going to slow SissyPants down. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! A telegraphed right hand from SissyPants misses the target. It seemed like Curry was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Curry looks to land a body kick but SissyPants moved away. Curry on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by SissyPants. SissyPants obviously looking to wear him down.
SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing. SissyPants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Curry lands with an overhand left. SissyPants moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Curry throws a low kick but SissyPants moves out of range easily. #KD# SissyPants feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Curry sprawling to the canvas! Curry rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can SissyPants finish him?!
#T3# Curry scores with the left hand. SissyPants knows he should have avoided that one. Curry walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from SissyPants! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, FannyPack SissyPants made sure he mentioned HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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Event:
GAMMA#752 SissyPants v Kruger
Date: Jan 12, 2019 |
#R1# Kruger throws a leg kick and SissyPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. SissyPants has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight. Nice uppercut lands for SissyPants. That snapped Kruger's head back.
SissyPants looks to land a left hand but Kruger moved out of range nicely. Kruger dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on SissyPants. That did some damage! Kruger turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. SissyPants on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. SissyPants throws the left hand but Kruger avoids the punch easily. Kruger lands a nice looking kick to the body. SissyPants takes a step back to recover. Kruger pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. SissyPants throws a body punch but Kruger moves out of range. A telegraphed right hand from SissyPants misses the target. #T1# Nice body punch from Kruger. SissyPants tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Kruger manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. SissyPants is looking to clinch. Kruger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away. SissyPants misses with an uppercut
and Kruger counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Kruger tried to score with a low kick but SissyPants checks it. SissyPants misses with a lunging right hand
and Kruger counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. SissyPants works Kruger's body with a nice hook. SissyPants misses with a straight left. SissyPants takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#T2# SissyPants stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kruger. SissyPants throws a body punch but Kruger moves out of range. Kruger misses with an uppercut. SissyPants saw that one coming. SissyPants misses the jab. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. SissyPants takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Good standup being displayed there by SissyPants as he connects with a hook. Kruger lands a jab to SissyPants's midsection. SissyPants scores with a decent looking hook.#CUT# It looks like Dustin Kruger has been cut. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kruger.
Kruger is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by SissyPants. #CL# SissyPants rushes Kruger and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#T3# SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside. Kruger has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short body shot lands from Kruger as the two fighters clinch.
Kruger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kruger misses with a body punch.
Kruger lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt SissyPants or not. SissyPants tries a body shot but Kruger blocks it.
Nice body punch from Kruger. SissyPants is breathing heavily. Kruger stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. A left hand lands to the body for Kruger.
A left hand lands to the body for Kruger.
Kruger is leaning against SissyPants and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Kruger lands with a light punch inside. Kruger pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Kruger lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. SissyPants takes a shot to the head. Kruger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Kruger lands a left hand.
Kruger lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T4# SissyPants blocks a body shot from Kruger. Kruger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kruger scores with a shoulder strike. SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Kruger. Kruger throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Kruger lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. A nice right hand lands inside from Kruger. Kruger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#BC2# Kruger escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
SissyPants moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Kruger ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#KD2# Kruger lands a big uppercut and SissyPants crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but SissyPants looks OK. Kruger waves SissyPants back to his feet!#ROC2# SissyPants is rocked! The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. SissyPants walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Kruger swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dustin Kruger! Dustin Kruger is the new super heavyweight champion! During a confident post fight interview, Dustin Kruger thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. The defeated FannyPack SissyPants had this to say: 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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Event:
GAMMA#748 Bubba v Sissypants
Date: Dec 22, 2018 |
#R1# Nice straight punches there by SissyPants. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of SissyPants.#CUT2# It looks like Bubba Gumption has been cut. SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gumption.
Gumption misses with a lunging right hand
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand. Gumption throws a nice outside leg kick. Bubba Gumption seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Gumption misses with a body kick. SissyPants slips a jab from Gumption. SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing. SissyPants uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gumption. SissyPants tries to counter with a clinch but Gumption shakes him off and moves away. A shot to the body from Gumption misses and Gumption takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. SissyPants fails in his attempt to clinch. Gumption was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#CL2# SissyPants moves into the clinch successfully.
A nice right hand lands inside from SissyPants. Gumption doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Gumption fails to land. This has been an exciting period of action! Gumption gets through SissyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. SissyPants lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T1##BC# Gumption breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Gumption throws a hook but SissyPants avoids it easily. Gumption turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. SissyPants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. SissyPants cracks Gumption with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Gumption tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but SissyPants pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Gumption is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants is the new super heavyweight champion! FannyPack SissyPants very nearly forgot to thank HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you. In defeat, Bubba Gumption stepped up to the mic, saying 'My shrimp have failed me. Time to move on to lobster?'.
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Event:
GAMMA#743 Hoyce v Sissypants
Date: Nov 17, 2018 |
#R1# SissyPants takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Hoyce loads up on a big right hand but SissyPants slips the punch. Hoyce seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym. Hoyce swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. SissyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hoyce scoring well with a low kick there.
#KD2# SissyPants drops Hoyce with a big left hand and mounts him. Hoyce is in big trouble! #CUT2# It looks like Hennan Hoyce has been cut. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. SissyPants controlling his opponent. Hoyce sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though. SissyPants controlling the pace. SissyPants wants to free his trapped foot but Hoyce is holding on for dear life with his legs. #T1# Hoyce is trying to control but can't.
#SU2# SissyPants stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Hoyce to get to his feet. SissyPants digs a good hook to Hoyce's body.
SissyPants throws a body shot but no joy. An attempted straight right counter from Hoyce misses the target. SissyPants throws a shot from downtown. Hoyce moves away and avoids it. SissyPants has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Hoyce misses with a jab, cross combination.
SissyPants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T2# Hoyce slips a jab from SissyPants. SissyPants scores with a hook.#CL2# SissyPants has Hoyce up against the cage in a clinch.
SissyPants lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hoyce's elbow. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Hoyce blocks a body shot from SissyPants. SissyPants tries to work over Hoyce's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Hoyce throws a punch but it's blocked by SissyPants. This has been an exciting period of action! A right handed body shot lands from SissyPants.
SissyPants lands with a light punch inside. Hoyce is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hoyce. SissyPants gets through Hoyce's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Hoyce is breathing heavily. Hoyce misses with a short punch on the inside. #T3# SissyPants lands a body punch in the clinch. SissyPants scores with a hook to the body. SissyPants lands on the inside with an uppercut. SissyPants lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hoyce backwards. A short uppercut from SissyPants. SissyPants lands with a light punch inside. #ROC2# Hoyce is rocked! SissyPants lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Hoyce to his knees! SissyPants keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, HELLBENT for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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Event:
GAMMA#738 Simmons v Heimendahl
Date: Oct 20, 2018 |
#R1# Kruger ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Kruger moves out of range of the strikes. The fighters circling - SissyPants throws out the jab but it was never going to land. SissyPants tries to clinch there but Kruger circles away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kruger! But no joy.#CL2# Kruger gets a clinch. SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Kruger. Kruger misses with a punch to the body.
Kruger lands a nice shot to the body. Kruger can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
Kruger lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Kruger misses with the head strike.
SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants pushes Kruger back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Kruger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kruger misses with a hook from the clinch. Kruger swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kruger tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. SissyPants misses with some punches.
Kruger lands with a right to the head. #T1# SissyPants tries to work over Kruger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Kruger trying to control the position but instead, SissyPants has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kruger into the cage. SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside. Kruger struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
SissyPants working aggressively here.
SissyPants throws a head punch that misses. Kruger throws a punch but it's blocked by SissyPants. SissyPants prevents a body shot from Kruger. SissyPants throws a head punch that misses. Nice body punch from Kruger. Kruger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
SissyPants digs a right hand underneath Kruger's ribcage. Kruger let out a lung full of air as it connected. Kruger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. SissyPants lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kruger backwards. Kruger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
SissyPants scores with a hook to the body. Kruger can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
A quick uppercut on the inside from SissyPants. #T2# SissyPants misses with some punches.
SissyPants lands a shoulder strike. SissyPants swings wildly with an uppercut but Kruger uses good head movement to avoid it. SissyPants has a couple of punches blocked by Kruger.
Kruger misses with a punch on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action! Kruger misses with a hook to the ribs.
SissyPants scores with a shot to the side of Kruger's head. SissyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
SissyPants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kruger tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.
SissyPants lands with a light punch inside. SissyPants misses with the head strike.
Kruger avoiding damage.
SissyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
Kruger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
SissyPants has a couple of punches blocked by Kruger.
A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land. #T3# SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SissyPants. Kruger struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
Kruger prevents a body shot from SissyPants. SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kruger prevents a body shot from SissyPants. Kruger lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Kruger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A nice right hand lands inside from SissyPants. A nice right hand lands inside from SissyPants. Kruger blocks a body shot from SissyPants. SissyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kruger. SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
SissyPants lands a shot to the body. SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
A short left from Kruger. SissyPants lands with a light punch inside. SissyPants lands a nice uppercut.#T4# This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kruger's elbow. SissyPants misses with a hook from the clinch. SissyPants lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kruger. Kruger misses with a short punch on the inside. Kruger blocks a body shot from SissyPants. SissyPants lands a left hand.
Kruger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. SissyPants pushes Kruger back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Kruger looks winded! Kruger misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SissyPants. Kruger scores with an uppercut up the middle. SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
SissyPants blocks an uppercut.
SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
SissyPants scores with a nice hook to the head. SissyPants has a couple of punches blocked by Kruger.
SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Kruger. Kruger lands a body punch. SissyPants works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kruger misses with a hook from the clinch. Still in the clinch, SissyPants scores with a nice short uppercut. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants dominated that round. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! #R2# SissyPants tries to clinch up. Kruger throws out a counter right but SissyPants avoids it with no problem. Kruger throws a leg kick but SissyPants sees it coming and checks it nicely. SissyPants tries to clinch up letting Kruger counter with a right hand. SissyPants cracks Kruger with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. SissyPants lands with a shot to the body. Kruger throws a leg kick but SissyPants sees it coming and checks it nicely. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants loads up on a big right hand but Kruger slips the punch. SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kruger moves away. Kruger steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect. Kruger ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants. Kruger on the wrong end of a nice jab.#T1# SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kruger moves away.#CL# SissyPants has managed to clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Kruger.
SissyPants misses with a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kruger creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Kruger lands a shot to the body. SissyPants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SissyPants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kruger can do to turn this around? Kruger scores with a shot to the side of SissyPants's head. SissyPants lands a right hand. Kruger working aggressively here.
Kruger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#BC2# Kruger breaks from the clinch.
Kruger throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
SissyPants tries to counter by clinching up but Kruger breaks away and moves out of range. Kruger will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
SissyPants seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance. SissyPants fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kruger tries a quick counter leg kick but SissyPants is wise to it. SissyPants thuds a left hand into Kruger's body.#T2# SissyPants getting the better of the striking in that exchange. FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Jab from SissyPants. Kruger lands a front kick. SissyPants loads up on a big right hand but Kruger slips the punch. Kruger only half commits to the counter leg kick.#KD# SissyPants drops Kruger with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Kruger looks back up at him and smiles so SissyPants waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
#ROC# Kruger is rocked!#CUT# It looks like Dustin Kruger has been cut. SissyPants throws a pinpoint strike between Kruger's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Kruger crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and SissyPants scores a great knockout victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants! Jumping up and down and very excited, FannyPack SissyPants waved his t-shirt featuring HELLBENT's logo in front of the cameras.
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Event:
GAMMA#734 FannyP vs Heimendahl
Date: Sep 29, 2018 |
#R1# Heimendahl pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Heimendahl finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
SissyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it. SissyPants swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Heimendahl.#CUT# It looks like Thorbjorn Heimendahl has been cut. SissyPants throws a hook but Heimendahl blocks it. Heimendahl bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Heimendahl connects with a solid leg kick. SissyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Heimendahl displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as SissyPants throws out the jab. Heimendahl swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Heimendahl is just out of range. SissyPants checks a leg kick. A slow jab from SissyPants misses its intended target. Heimendahl fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and SissyPants has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. SissyPants misses with a hook
and Heimendahl counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. #T1# Heimendahl steps to the side to avoid the strikes from SissyPants. Heimendahl throws a body shot but no joy. Heimendahl uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SissyPants.
Heimendahl looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. SissyPants throws an off balance right hand
and Heimendahl counters with a straight right hand. SissyPants misses with a body shot.
SissyPants misses with a looping left. SissyPants throws a hook to the side of Heimendahl's head but Heimendahl sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. SissyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants throws a body shot but no joy. Nice uppercut lands for Heimendahl. That snapped SissyPants's head back.
#CUT2# It looks like FannyPack SissyPants has been cut. SissyPants swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Heimendahl to counter with a crisp jab. A solid leg kick lands there for Heimendahl.
SissyPants swings for the body but Heimendahl moves out of range.
#T2# Heimendahl thuds his shin into the meat of SissyPants's side. Jab, jab by Heimendahl - just one landing. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Heimendahl wants to clinch up but SissyPants keeps it at a distance. SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Heimendahl manages to avoid it. Heimendahl cracks SissyPants with a good jab. Heimendahl dodges the punch combination from SissyPants.
SissyPants sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. Heimendahl lands with a thumping leg kick.
SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Heimendahl manages to avoid it. Heimendahl thows a body kick. SissyPants tries to catch it but that hurt him. Heimendahl with a nice cross. Heimendahl pushes SissyPants away with a front kick. SissyPants is breathing heavily.#T3# A decent looking body kick lands there for Heimendahl. SissyPants walks forward, straight into a front kick from Heimendahl.#CL2# SissyPants tries to keep at a distance but Heimendahl has taken the fight into the clinch. SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
SissyPants is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Heimendahl's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems. Heimendahl lands a right hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. Heimendahl lands a damaging elbow. SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
SissyPants takes an elbow to the forehead. #BC# SissyPants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. SissyPants misses with a right hand letting Heimendahl counter with a right hand. SissyPants will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body. Heimendahl jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action! Heimendahl keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Heimendahl has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off. SissyPants lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
#CL2# Heimendahl moves into the clinch.#T4# Heimendahl blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Heimendahl lands a shot to the body. SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
Heimendahl creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through SissyPants's defenses. Heimendahl scores with a nice hook to the head. Heimendahl lands a right hand. Heimendahl blocks a punch to the side of the head.
SissyPants struggles to land a body shot inside as Heimendahl controls his hands.
#BC# SissyPants manages to break the clinch.
Heimendahl misses with a wild combination.
Heimendahl lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
SissyPants clobbers Heimendahl with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Heimendahl avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
Heimendahl moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Thorbjorn Heimendahl dominated that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. That's time! SissyPants's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. #R2# Heimendahl connects with a body shot that sends SissyPants's belly button to the back. SissyPants avoids the head kick by Heimendahl.
SissyPants misses with a shot to the body and Heimendahl counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. SissyPants throws a looping overhand right but Heimendahl ducks down to avoid it. Heimendahl tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Heimendahl, right into the meat.
SissyPants lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Heimendahl lands with a right hand. Heimendahl slips a straight right by SissyPants. SissyPants throws a predictable looking body shot
and Heimendahl counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. SissyPants misses with a jab, cross combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Nice uppercut there from Heimendahl. An inside leg kick lands from Heimendahl. Heimendahl has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Heimendahl looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
#T1# Heimendahl cracks SissyPants with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. SissyPants seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym. SissyPants throws a nice looking combination but Heimendahl bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Heimendahl now looks to counter with a shot at the body. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. SissyPants slips a jab and a cross from Heimendahl.
SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
SissyPants throws a shot from downtown. Heimendahl moves away and avoids it. Heimendahl thows a body kick. SissyPants tries to catch it but that hurt him. Heimendahl throws a sloppy head kick and SissyPants moves out of range easily. Heimendahl throws a leg kick which misses SissyPants's front leg but catches the back leg as SissyPants tries to avoid it. SissyPants throws a body punch but Heimendahl moves out of range. Heimendahl looks like he wants to counter punch here. SissyPants misses with a shot to the body and Heimendahl counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Heimendahl avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
Heimendahl swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. SissyPants gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Heimendahl.#T2##KD2# Heimendahl drops SissyPants with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but SissyPants looks back up at him and smiles so Heimendahl waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
#ROC2# SissyPants is rocked! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Heimendahl throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. Oh SissyPants is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! A solid leg kick lands there for Heimendahl.
Heimendahl throws a leg kick which misses SissyPants's front leg but catches the back leg as SissyPants tries to avoid it. SissyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Heimendahl.
SissyPants seems to have got his legs back now. SissyPants throws a looping overhand right but Heimendahl ducks down to avoid it. SissyPants misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Heimendahl counters with a hugh head kick that removes SissyPants from consiousness! A brutal head kick knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Thorbjorn Heimendahl! A relieved looking Thorbjorn Heimendahl thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. FannyPack SissyPants was interviewed post fight and said 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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Event:
GAMMA#730 Bubba v SissyPants
Date: Sep 08, 2018 |
#R1##CL# SissyPants rushes Gumption and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. SissyPants works on Gumption's body with a couple of short punches. Gumption works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
SissyPants misses with the head strike.
SissyPants blocks an uppercut.
SissyPants lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. SissyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from SissyPants as the two fighters clinch.
SissyPants working some nice short punches in the clinch. SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. SissyPants presses Gumption against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Gumption looks winded! SissyPants cracks Gumption with a nice body shot. SissyPants lands a nice uppercut. Gumption takes a shot to the head. Gumption blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from SissyPants. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Gumption blocks an uppercut.
SissyPants lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. SissyPants makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. SissyPants lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. SissyPants lands a nice shot to the body. SissyPants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SissyPants lands with a short shot to the head. SissyPants working aggressively here.
#T1# SissyPants lands on the inside with an uppercut. Gumption misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gumption misses with a short punch on the inside. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SissyPants. SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. SissyPants scores with a shoulder strike. SissyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gumption's elbow. SissyPants lands an uppercut. SissyPants throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gumptions head. A short uppercut from SissyPants. SissyPants tries to throw a body punch but Gumption avoids it by throwing SissyPants back against the cage. Gumption blocking some punches.
Gumption has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
SissyPants lands a left hand.
SissyPants blocks an uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from SissyPants.
Gumption blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! SissyPants scores with a hook to the body. SissyPants lands a body shot in the clinch.
SissyPants lands with a short punch from the clinch.
SissyPants scores with a shot to the side of Gumption's head. #T2# SissyPants scores with an uppercut up the middle. SissyPants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #ROC# Gumption is rocked! SissyPants cracks Gumption with a nice body shot. Gumption takes a shot to the head. Gumption is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him? Gumption doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gumption seems to have recovered his senses. A short left from SissyPants. SissyPants misses with the head strike.
SissyPants creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Gumption with a big uppercut! Gumption tries to clinch up but SissyPants pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Gumption to the mat! Gumption covers up and SissyPants unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). FannyPack SissyPants! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, FannyPack SissyPants made sure he mentioned HELLBENT, along with how happy he was to win his fight. The defeated Bubba Gumption had this to say: 'My shrimp have failed me. Time to move on to lobster?'.
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Event:
GC 233
Date: Aug 18, 2018 |
#R1# SissyPants misses with an uppercut
and Kovalev counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Kovalev looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. SissyPants scores with a jab. Kovalev acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #CUT2# It looks like Vladimir Kovalev has been cut. A swing and a miss from SissyPants. SissyPants misses with a jab to the body
and Kovalev counters with a straight right hand. SissyPants throws a hook but Kovalev avoids it easily.#CL2# SissyPants gets a clinch. SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kovalev's elbow. SissyPants digs a right hand underneath Kovalev's ribcage. Kovalev let out a lung full of air as it connected. SissyPants lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kovalev backwards. Kovalev goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Kovalev.
Kovalev content to slow the pace in the clinch.
SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Kovalev. SissyPants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. SissyPants lands with a light punch inside. Kovalev tried to land a shot to the body but connects with SissyPants's elbow. #T1# SissyPants misses with the head strike.
#BC# Kovalev breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Kovalev misses with a hook. SissyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kovalev sees it coming and avoids it easily. SissyPants's coach down at The PIT Hawaiian Kempo was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on SissyPants's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight. SissyPants throws a right and a left that both miss. Kovalev misses with a body shot.
SissyPants misses with a straight left. A little feinted left hand from Kovalev on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. SissyPants swings and misses with a shot to the body and Kovalev counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. SissyPants lands a jab. A punch combination from SissyPants misses. Kovalev lands a jab to SissyPants's midsection. Kovalev has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Just Scrap MMA and BJJ in the buildup to the fight.#T2##KD2# SissyPants cracks Kovalev with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. SissyPants has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Kovalev to stand back up!#ROC2# Kovalev is rocked! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Kovalev misses with a straight right. Oh Kovalev is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. SissyPants misses with an uppercut
and Kovalev counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. SissyPants throws a body punch but Kovalev moves out of range. Kovalev seems to have got his legs back now. SissyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kovalev sees it coming and avoids it easily. Kovalev ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants. Kovalev thows a left - swing and a miss! SissyPants misses with a right hand and Kovalev counters with a series of strikes. SissyPants will be more careful next time no doubt. Kovalev throws a hook to the side of SissyPants's head but SissyPants sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. SissyPants is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. SissyPants throws an off balance right hand
and Kovalev counters with a nice uppercut. #KD# Kovalev drops SissyPants with a beautiful combination! SissyPants stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Kovalev is looking for the KO!#CUT# It looks like FannyPack SissyPants has been cut. SissyPants takes a swing at Kovalev's ribcage but misses. #T3# SissyPants swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kovalev counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. SissyPants throws a nice looking combination but Kovalev bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Kovalev swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect. Kovalev with a body punch. A glancing blow. SissyPants closes the distance looking to clinch #KD# and Kovalev counters with a nice right hand that sends SissyPants toppling to the canvas! SissyPants scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Kovalev finish him?! SissyPants throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Kovalev throws a shot to the body.
Jab, jab by Kovalev - just one landing. Kovalev is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. SissyPants connects with a single shot there. Kovalev tries to move into range but SissyPants moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.#T4# Nice uppercut lands for Kovalev. That snapped SissyPants's head back.
The fighters circling - Kovalev throws out the jab but it was never going to land. SissyPants slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. A shot to the liver by SissyPants. Beautiful body shot. SissyPants with a body punch. A glancing blow. SissyPants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Kovalev thows a left - swing and a miss! SissyPants throws a sloppy body shot
and Kovalev counters with a nice uppercut. SissyPants misses with a lunging right hand
and Kovalev counters with a straight right hand. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. SissyPants thows a left - swing and a miss! SissyPants tries to clinch up but Kovalev circles away and keeps his distance. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Vladimir Kovalev will probably get the nod. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. #R2# Kovalev scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Kovalev misses with a wild body shot. SissyPants thows a left - swing and a miss! SissyPants throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kovalev stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. A cross from Kovalev lands. SissyPants jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
SissyPants swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kovalev counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#KD2# SissyPants drops Kovalev with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Kovalev looks back up at him and smiles so SissyPants waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. SissyPants misses with a jab to the body
letting Kovalev counter with a right hand. SissyPants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
SissyPants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. SissyPants misses with an uppercut. Kovalev swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#T1# SissyPants lands with a nice body punch. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. SissyPants lands a nice looking body shot.
A big right from SissyPants misses. SissyPants throws a shot from downtown. Kovalev moves away and avoids it. It looked like Kovalev was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from SissyPants. Kovalev staying out of range there.#KD2# SissyPants drops Kovalev with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Kovalev looks back up at him and smiles so SissyPants waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Kovalev fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Kovalev is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. SissyPants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#CL2# SissyPants moves into the clinch successfully.
SissyPants lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kovalev backwards. SissyPants has a couple of punches blocked by Kovalev.
#T2# Good body shot from SissyPants.
SissyPants can't find room to land a body shot as Kovalev controls the action.
SissyPants unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Kovalev! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but SissyPants is unloading with more strikes now! Kovalev drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants retains his super heavyweight title! FannyPack SissyPants gave a mention to HELLBENT in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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Event:
GC 225
Date: Jul 21, 2018 |
#R1# Tua tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. SissyPants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Tua fails in his attempt to clinch. Tua lands a high kick!
Tua scores with a sloppy right hand. SissyPants should have avoided that one. SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Tua . SissyPants takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
SissyPants works Tua 's body with a nice hook. SissyPants throws a right hand that misses
and Tua cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Tua gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. SissyPants seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym. SissyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tua . #KD# SissyPants lands a big right hand that sends Tua crashing to the mat! SissyPants stays standing though and waves Tua back to his feet!#ROC# Tua is rocked!#CUT# It looks like David Tua has been cut. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Tua throws a hook but SissyPants blocks it. Tua is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him? David Tua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. SissyPants moves out of range of the body kick from Tua .
A swing and a miss from SissyPants. Tua avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Tua seems to have recovered his senses.#KD# SissyPants drops Tua with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Tua looks back up at him and smiles so SissyPants waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Tua changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#T1# Tua leaves his chin hanging out and SissyPants seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Tua crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants retains his super heavyweight title! FannyPack SissyPants gave a mention to Urban Fighter in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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Event:
GC 216
Date: Jun 09, 2018 |
#R1# SissyPants connects with a body shot. Slider lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. SissyPants misses with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Slider. Slider tries to counter with a clinch but SissyPants shakes him off and moves away. Slider defending well as SissyPants loads up on a big left hand. We've been informed that Slider has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Slider thumps SissyPants with a low kick. Slider uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SissyPants. SissyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body. SissyPants dips to his left and cracks Slider with an uppercut!#CUT# It looks like Lolipo Slider has been cut. Nice body punch from Slider. SissyPants throws an off balance right hand
and Slider counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. A left and a right from SissyPants both land. Nice combination. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Slider lands a right hook to the body.
SissyPants cracks a nice hook into Slider's ribs. Slider displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as SissyPants throws out the jab. Slider avoids a lazy jab quite easily. SissyPants takes one on the chin but seems OK.
SissyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slider throws a shot from downtown. SissyPants moves away and avoids it. Slider cracks SissyPants with a good jab.#T1# SissyPants scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Slider sizes up SissyPants with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. SissyPants dips to his left and cracks Slider with an uppercut! Slider dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on SissyPants. That did some damage! Slider stuns SissyPants with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Slider ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away. SissyPants is looking to counter punch. FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Slider ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Slider takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Slider feints and then cracks SissyPants's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow SissyPants down. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#KD# SissyPants cracks Slider with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Slider looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away can SissyPants finish him?
#ROC# Slider is rocked! SissyPants throws a looping overhand right but Slider ducks down to avoid it. Slider swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Slider throws out a token jab with nothing on it. SissyPants is looking to counter punch. Slider slips under a jab. Slider throws a jab but it's blocked by SissyPants. Slider moves away from the strike by SissyPants. Slider tries to clinch up. Slider cracks SissyPants with a right hand to the side of the head.#T2# Slider slips under a jab. Slider misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from SissyPants.
SissyPants ducks right into an uppercut from Slider. Slider misses with a looping right. SissyPants catches Slider with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Slider lands a head shot. SissyPants throws a left and a right that both miss
and Slider counters with a straight right hand. A combination from SissyPants does no damage. Slider misses with a straight left. SissyPants throws a right and a left that Slider avoids nicely. Slider looks to land a right hand but SissyPants moved out of range. It looked like SissyPants wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#KD# SissyPants drops Slider with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Slider looks back up at him and smiles so SissyPants waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
#KD# SissyPants cracks Slider with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. SissyPants has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Slider to stand back up! Slider is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him? SissyPants throws a lazy right hand but Slider sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Slider uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from SissyPants. Slider seems to have recovered his senses. SissyPants throws a body shot but no joy. Slider wants to counter with a clinch but SissyPants pushes him away. A jab from SissyPants misses. Slider staying out of range there. SissyPants definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#T3# A nice leg kick lands there from Slider. A looping hook to the body misses from Slider. SissyPants does a little dance to reset his feet. SissyPants misses the shot to the body. A left lands for SissyPants. Slider walks into a straight right hand from SissyPants. Slider keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slider misses with a lunging right hand
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut. SissyPants is really peppering his opponent's head with punches. A punch lands to the side of SissyPants 's head but he takes it in his stride. Slider keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Left hook, right uppercut from SissyPants. Slider dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on SissyPants. That did some damage! This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Slider is looking to clinch but SissyPants is avoiding it.
SissyPants is looking to counter punch. SissyPants misses with a wild body shot. A jab lands there for SissyPants. Slider throws a shot to the body.
Slider tries to move into range but SissyPants moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.#KD# SissyPants sends Slider crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! SissyPants is motioning to the referee to let Slider up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet! SissyPants blocks a jab.#T4# SissyPants misses with a looping right. Slider throws a shot to the body.
SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Slider. SissyPants misses with a jab to the body
and Slider counters with a straight punch to the midsection. SissyPants moves forwards but Slider connects with a nice, crisp jab. SissyPants looks to throw the jab but Slider is out of range. Slider lands with a right hand. Slider takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Slider connects with an inside leg kick. Slider ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants. Slider scoring well with a low kick there.
Slider dips to his left and cracks SissyPants with an uppercut! Slider uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SissyPants. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! SissyPants lands a glancing blow to the side of Slider's head. Nice body punch from SissyPants. Slider connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. Nice cross by Slider. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants dominated that round. The cut man is working on Lolipo Slider's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. #R2# SissyPants throws the left hand but Slider avoids the punch easily. FannyPack SissyPants is winning the standup battle so far. Slider throws a leg kick but SissyPants sees it coming and moves out of range. Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Slider might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, SissyPants has got the better of the exchanges. SissyPants avoids a lazy jab quite easily. SissyPants misses with a shot to the body and Slider counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Slider thows a left - swing and a miss! SissyPants scores with the left hand. Slider knows he should have avoided that one. Slider closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. SissyPants throws a hook to the side of Slider's head but Slider sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. SissyPants takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Slider throws a body shot but no joy. SissyPants on the wrong end of a nice jab. Slider feints and then cracks SissyPants's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow SissyPants down. SissyPants looks to throw the jab but Slider is out of range. Slider throws a nice looking combination but SissyPants bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Slider lands a nice looking body shot.
Slider with a jab. Slider connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. SissyPants misses with a right hand and Slider counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#T1# Slider takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Slider loads up on a big right hand but SissyPants slips the punch. SissyPants moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. SissyPants misses with the combination.
A little jabbing left from Slider on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Slider lands a glancing blow to the side of SissyPants's head. We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Slider in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off. SissyPants looks to land a right hand but Slider moved out of range. Slider scores with a nice strike. SissyPants looks to land a left hand but Slider moved out of range nicely. SissyPants keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
SissyPants tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Slider scores with a hook.#KD# Oooooh!!! SissyPants has knocked Slider down with a huge combo! SissyPants steps away and waves a wobbly Slider back to his feet! This one might not go much longer! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Slider misses with a hook. SissyPants throws a looping overhand right but Slider ducks down to avoid it. Slider throws out a counter right but SissyPants avoids it with no problem. SissyPants looks to land a left hand but Slider moved out of range nicely. Slider let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.#T2# A good leg kick by Slider. Slider keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slider throws out a counter right but SissyPants avoids it with no problem. Slider scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#CL2# Slider moves into the clinch. Slider missing with knees to the body.
Slider doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slider takes a shot to the head. A short left from SissyPants. Slider misses with some punches.
SissyPants looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Slider with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Slider lands a damaging elbow. Slider lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt SissyPants or not. #BC# SissyPants breaks from the clinch.
Slider connects with a leg kick. SissyPants looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Slider on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Slider steps to the side to avoid the strikes from SissyPants. Nice shot lands for Slider.#T3# Slider throws out a loose jab but SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid it. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Slider.
SissyPants throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Slider to counter with a crisp jab. SissyPants takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Slider throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. SissyPants misses with a wild body shot. Slider swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. SissyPants misses with a looping right. Slider throws out a powerful jab. SissyPants cracks Slider with an open hand slap. SissyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
SissyPants connects with a looping right hand.
SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slider moves away. Slider only half commits to the counter leg kick. Slider blocks a jab. SissyPants misses with an uppercut. A big right from SissyPants misses. Slider doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Slider getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#T4# Slider slips a straight right by SissyPants. SissyPants misses with an uppercut. Slider saw that one coming. SissyPants misses with a looping right. Slider dips down and scores with a jab to the body. SissyPants getting the better of the striking in that exchange. A solid leg kick lands there for Slider.
Slider throws a jab when SissyPants was well out of range. SissyPants closes the distance and lands a one-two. Slider connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. SissyPants scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. A swing and a miss from SissyPants. SissyPants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slider moves away. Slider throws out a counter right but SissyPants avoids it with no problem. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. SissyPants loads up on a big right hand but Slider slips the punch. A lazy left from Slider finds it's target. Slider waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract SissyPants. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Lolipo Slider will probably get the nod - 10:9. The cut man is working on Lolipo Slider's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. #R3# Slider scores with a hook. A big left from SissyPants misses. SissyPants looks to land a left hand but Slider moved out of range nicely. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Slider.
SissyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slider. A shot to the liver by Slider. Beautiful body shot. SissyPants throws a combination that misses and Slider counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Slider lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. SissyPants throws the left hand but Slider avoids the punch easily. SissyPants connects with a looping right hand.
SissyPants swings widly with a right hand
and Slider counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Slider keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SissyPants. SissyPants has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Slider. Slider throws a leg kick and SissyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Slider moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body. Slider slips under a jab. Slider misses the jab.#T1# Slider fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
SissyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing. Slider unleashes a big counter combination but SissyPants bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. SissyPants misses with a right hand letting Slider counter with a right hand. A looping hook to the body misses from SissyPants. Slider does a little dance to reset his feet. Slider scoring well with a low kick there.
Slider connects with a leg kick. SissyPants looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Slider throws a hook but SissyPants blocks it. Slider scores to the head and body with a nice combination! SissyPants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slider circles away quickly and effectively. Slider lands a straight punch to the body, keeping SissyPants at a distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. SissyPants throws a lazy right hand but Slider sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. SissyPants takes one on the button. SissyPants throws an off balance right hand
and Slider counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Nice cross by Slider. SissyPants lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
SissyPants on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. SissyPants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#T2# Slider connects with an inside leg kick. SissyPants misses with a hook. Slider ducked under it nicely. Slider tests SissyPants's chin there with a solid looking shot. SissyPants chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Slider can pounce on him.
Slider throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slider cracks a nice hook into SissyPants's ribs. Slider lands a nice hook to SissyPants's body. SissyPants takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. No joy there for Slider, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Slider connects with an inside leg kick. Slider is looking to clinch. SissyPants throws the left hand but Slider avoids the punch easily. Slider paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Slider is looking to chop away at SissyPants's legs. SissyPants jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
#T3# Slider misses with a two punch combination.
SissyPants loads up on a big right hand but Slider slips the punch. SissyPants ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Slider misses with a body shot.
Slider uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SissyPants.
SissyPants is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Slider throws out a loose jab but SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid it. SissyPants stuns Slider with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. SissyPants throws a jab when Slider was well out of range. SissyPants lands a nice hook to Slider's body. Slider takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. SissyPants feints a jab promting Slider to slip. SissyPants then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Slider slips again and ducks right into an uppercut. SissyPants tries to bum rush Slider with a series of wild strikes but Slider uses good footwork to avoid the assault. SissyPants lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#KD# SissyPants feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Slider sprawling to the canvas! Slider rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can SissyPants finish him?!
This has been an exciting period of action! SissyPants ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Slider lands a leg kick that knocks SissyPants off balance momentarily. Slider misses with a straight right. #T4# Decent striking displayed by Slider there. Slider uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SissyPants. SissyPants throws a hook but Slider blocks it. SissyPants misses with a looping left. SissyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slider was well out of range. Poor timing from SissyPants. Crunch! Slider slams his shin into SissyPants's torso. Slider lands with a good body shot. The fighters circling - SissyPants throws out the jab but it was never going to land. A slow jab from SissyPants misses its intended target. Slider with a hook. SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Slider. Slider throws a jab when SissyPants was well out of range. SissyPants went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Slider moves out of range as SissyPants strikes. Slider scores with a jab. SissyPants acknowledges it with a nod of the head. SissyPants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slider circles away quickly and effectively. Slider keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SissyPants. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Lolipo Slider really dominated that round. The cut man is working on Lolipo Slider's cut. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! #R4# Slider swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Slider looks to land a left hand but SissyPants moved out of range nicely. Slider throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. SissyPants misses with a hook to the body
and Slider counters with a nice low kick that buckles SissyPants's knee momentarily. Slider uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SissyPants.
SissyPants misses with a straight right. Slider dodges the punch combination from SissyPants.
SissyPants takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
SissyPants misses with a looping right. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slider moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body. Slider feints and then cracks SissyPants's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow SissyPants down. SissyPants connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. SissyPants walks into a stiff left hand from Slider. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. SissyPants cracks Slider with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#T1# Slider throws a quick inside leg kick. Slider connects with a right hand. SissyPants shakes it off. Slider throws a shot to the body.
SissyPants throws a body shot but no joy. Slider lands a jab to the nose. SissyPants's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result. Slider throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent SissyPants stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. The fighters circling - SissyPants throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Slider let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land. SissyPants throws a predictable looking body shot
#CL2# and Slider counters by moving into the clinch. SissyPants lands with a left to the head. SissyPants prevents a body shot from Slider. Slider throws a punch but it's blocked by SissyPants. SissyPants digs a right hand into Slider's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Slider's gas tank. Slider is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted. SissyPants working some nice short punches in the clinch. SissyPants pushes Slider back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#BC# SissyPants manages to break the clinch.
Slider just misses with a punch to the body.
A big left from SissyPants misses. #T2# SissyPants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. SissyPants lands a jab.#KD# SissyPants drops Slider with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Slider looks back up at him and smiles so SissyPants waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
A solid leg kick lands there for Slider.
SissyPants scores with a body shot.
SissyPants fakes the body blow, causing Slider to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Slider goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants retains his super heavyweight title! FannyPack SissyPants took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Urban Fighter for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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GC 207
Date: Apr 28, 2018 |
#R1# Smietana looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? SissyPants is fending him off so far but Smietana persists. Nope, SissyPants circles away and we're back to standing. It looked like SissyPants was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Smietana swings away with a leg kick that misses. Smietana misses with a straight left. SissyPants throws out a loose jab but Smietana uses good head movement to avoid it. SissyPants throws the left hand but Smietana avoids the punch easily. SissyPants thows a left - swing and a miss! Smietana tries to counter with a clinch but SissyPants shakes him off and moves away. Good exchange - SissyPants coming out on top. Smietana shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #KD# and SissyPants counters with a crisp one two that drops Smietana! SissyPants thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Smietana to his feet! Smietana is in big trouble! Smietana closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Smietana misses with a hook
and SissyPants counters with a huge left! Smietana is in big trouble! He's backing up but SissyPants isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Smietana from any more damage. A dominating finish by SissyPants!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants retains his super heavyweight title! FannyPack SissyPants very nearly forgot to thank Urban Fighter amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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Date: Apr 07, 2018 |
#R1# SissyPants misses the shot to the body. Tronstone steps to the side to avoid the strikes from SissyPants. Tronstone tries to counter with a takedown but SissyPants is quick to defend against it. SissyPants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
SissyPants throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. SissyPants takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Tronstone ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants. SissyPants has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Tronstone throws a body shot but no joy. SissyPants slaps away a takedown attempt from Tronstone, before circling back to the center of the mat. SissyPants stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and SissyPants wants it to stay on the feet. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants scores with a sloppy right hand. Tronstone should have avoided that one. Tronstone looks to land a right hand but SissyPants moved out of range. SissyPants takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
#T1# Tronstone dips down and scores with a jab to the body. SissyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tronstone.
Tronstone drops down looking for a counter takedown but SissyPants sprawls and moves away. Tronstone slips under a jab. SissyPants tries to clinch there but Tronstone circles away.
Tronstone needs to keep his hands up - SissyPants had a free shot at his head there. SissyPants missing with a left hand there. Tronstone was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Tronstone looks to land a combination but SissyPants avoids it well. Tronstone shoots for a takedown but SissyPants saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. SissyPants now looks to counter with a shot at the body. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ike Tronstone. That's going to take a lot out of him. Tronstone throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
SissyPants looks like he wants to counter punch here. Tronstone fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#CL2# SissyPants closes the distance and clinches. SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tronstone's elbow. SissyPants makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land. #T2##BC# Tronstone breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
SissyPants has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from SissyPants there as he acknowledges the shot. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. A telegraphed right hand from SissyPants misses the target. Tronstone looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. SissyPants takes one on the button. A looping hook to the body misses from Tronstone. SissyPants does a little dance to reset his feet. Tronstone throws a body shot but no joy. Tronstone jabs at SissyPants's body. SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Tronstone uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from SissyPants. Tronstone tries to counter with a takedown but SissyPants is quick to defend against it. Tronstone misses the shot to the body. SissyPants misses the shot to the body. Tronstone drops down looking for a counter takedown but SissyPants sprawls and moves away. Tronstone with a lazy takedown attempt and SissyPants counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Tronstone doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#T3# Tronstone thuds a left hand into SissyPants's body. Tronstone misses with a wild body shot. Tronstone looks to score with a jab to the body but SissyPants is just out of range. SissyPants loads up on a big right hand but Tronstone slips the punch. Tronstone feinted with a counter takedown. SissyPants has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Tronstone finds it's way round the side to connect with SissyPants's head. Jab from SissyPants. SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
SissyPants misses with a looping left. It looked like Tronstone wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. SissyPants moves forwards but Tronstone connects with a nice, crisp jab. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by SissyPants. Tronstone uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from SissyPants. SissyPants swings for the body but Tronstone moves out of range.
SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tronstone manages to avoid it. Tronstone is looking to wear down SissyPants with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.#T4# SissyPants thows a left - swing and a miss! Tronstone throws out a loose jab but SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid it. SissyPants lands a slapping body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Tronstone takes a swing at SissyPants's ribcage but misses. SissyPants swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Tronstone takes one on the chin but seems OK.
SissyPants swings away with a body shot that misses
#TD# and Tronstone counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for SissyPants! We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if SissyPants can do anything to dispel that myth. Tronstone working the ground and pound. SissyPants is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Tronstone is controlling him well. SissyPants parries the strikes from Tronstone easily there. Tronstone is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable SissyPants to escape.
SissyPants is looking to regain half guard here but Tronstone keeps moving and retains side control. SissyPants struggling a bit here. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but FannyPack SissyPants will probably get the nod. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. #R2# A looping hook to the body misses from SissyPants. Tronstone does a little dance to reset his feet. Tronstone gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. SissyPants connects with a single shot there. FannyPack SissyPants seems to be getting the better of the standup. SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tronstone.
SissyPants connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#CUT2# It looks like Ike Tronstone has been cut. Tronstone misses with a telegraphed body shot
and SissyPants counters with a right hand to the body. SissyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing. SissyPants throws out a loose jab but Tronstone uses good head movement to avoid it. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD# Tronstone looking to score a takedown here. SissyPants is defending well but Tronstone drives through and ends up in SissyPants's guard. Tronstone being controlled here momentarily. Tronstone passes easily into side control. Nice work.#T1# Tronstone misses with the ground and pound. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Tronstone postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Tronstone working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter. Tronstone lands a decent elbow from side control. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Tronstone is putting a hurting on SissyPants here, landing some big shots from side control. Tronstone sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but SissyPants is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
SissyPants is positioning himself to get back to half guard. SissyPants really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Tronstone. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Tronstone scores with a couple of short elbows.#T2# Tronstone lands a few punches from side control. Tronstone cracks SissyPants with an elbow. That is naaassty. SissyPants is looking for a sweep. SissyPants can't do much from the bottom here. SissyPants is looking to reverse the position. SissyPants parries the strikes from Tronstone easily there. Tronstone is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable SissyPants to escape.
SissyPants sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard. Tronstone is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. Still in half guard, Tronstone seems content to control.#T3# Tronstone not landing any meaningful shots this time. SissyPants is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Tronstone scores with a couple of nice shots. Tronstone landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #SUB# Tronstone looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Tronstone slips a nice elbow through SissyPants's hands, connecting with SissyPants's forehead. Tronstone lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #T4# SissyPants wants to control but Tronstone is keeping busy and won't allow it. Tronstone tries to pass the half guard into mount. SissyPants knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. Tronstone slips a nice elbow through SissyPants's hands, connecting with SissyPants's forehead. SissyPants is trying to control but can't.
Tronstone lands strikes from half guard. SissyPants wants to control but Tronstone is keeping busy.
SissyPants might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Tronstone haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Ike Tronstone dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Ike Tronstone's cut. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! #R3# Tronstone ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away. SissyPants swings for the body but Tronstone moves out of range.
Tronstone appears to be looking for a counter takedown. SissyPants lands a nice hook to Tronstone's body. Tronstone takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Tronstone ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away. SissyPants swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Tronstone slips a straight right by SissyPants. SissyPants lands a jab to Tronstone's midsection. SissyPants scores with a shot to the body.
#TD# Tronstone looking for a takedown here - he's got it. Tronstone throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as SissyPants works some decent striking defense from the bottom. Both fighters are breathing heavily. SissyPants looking for a sweep. Not yet SissyPants, not yet. SissyPants is trying to keep Tronstone in close.
#T1# Tronstone postures up and lands a big shot to SissyPants's brow. Tronstone distracts SissyPants with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm. SissyPants has his hands on Tronstone's head, controlling the position. Tronstone throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as SissyPants works some decent striking defense from the bottom. Tronstone throws a big elbow that misses. Tronstone keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of SissyPants's head. Tronstone throws a big elbow that misses. Tronstone working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T2# SissyPants manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Tronstone manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVB# SissyPants not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. Tronstone wants to sweep here but SissyPants controlling him for the moment. Tronstone seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. Tronstone tries to land a sweep but no joy. Tronstone lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR# Tronstone content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #T3# SissyPants managing to control the position. Tronstone landing some decent shots from guard. SissyPants is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Tronstone with a flurry of punches that miss. Tronstone throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T4# A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Tronstone stands up over SissyPants, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. Tronstone lands a couple of elbows. Tronstone lands a couple of digs. Tronstone has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Tronstone seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. Tronstone lands a couple of digs. Tronstone lands a couple of decent looking shots. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Tronstone lands a couple of decent looking shots. Tronstone throwing strikes but missing. Tronstone throws a strike but SissyPants rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB# And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Ike Tronstone clearly takes that round. The cut man is working on Ike Tronstone's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. #R4# A combination from Tronstone does no damage. SissyPants connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Tronstone ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away. A nice side step and SissyPants releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home. SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Tronstone's corner calls for a 1-2. Tronstone obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Tronstone lands a head shot. Tronstone ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants. SissyPants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tronstone looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Tronstone throws a body shot but no joy. Tronstone keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
SissyPants throws out a powerful jab. Tronstone avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
#T1# SissyPants takes a swing at Tronstone's ribcage but misses. Nice shot by SissyPants. SissyPants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tronstone. SissyPants lands with a nice body punch. It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over. SissyPants lands a jab to the nose. SissyPants thuds his right hand into Tronstone's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Tronstone misses with a takedown and SissyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. SissyPants circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Tronstone to the canvas! Tronstone doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - SissyPants keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants is the new super heavyweight champion! FannyPack SissyPants very nearly forgot to thank Urban Fighter amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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Event:
MMMA 66 Heavy Hitters Rd 1
Date: Mar 04, 2018 |
#R1# The fight stays on the outside here - Skidopolopolous looks like he's thinking about clinching though. SissyPants lands a lovely overhand right.#CUT# It looks like Bob Skidopolopolous has been cut. Skidopolopolous closes the distance but SissyPants moves to the side and SissyPants counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#KD# SissyPants drops Skidopolopolous with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Skidopolopolous looks back up at him and smiles so SissyPants waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
#ROC# Skidopolopolous is rocked! SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Skidopolopolous fails with the takedown#KD# and SissyPants counters with a nice right hand that sends Skidopolopolous toppling to the canvas! Skidopolopolous scrambles and gets back to his feet - can SissyPants finish him?! Skidopolopolous is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him? Skidopolopolous closes the distance but SissyPants moves to the side and SissyPants counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Skidopolopolous seems to have recovered his senses. SissyPants throws a looping overhand right but Skidopolopolous ducks down to avoid it. Skidopolopolous doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Skidopolopolous takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Skidopolopolous looks winded!#T1# SissyPants lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Skidopolopolous head around and knocks him out cold! SissyPants hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants! An out of breath and clearly excited FannyPack SissyPants thanked Urban Fighter for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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Event:
MMMA Fight Night
Date: Jan 24, 2018 |
#R1# Weston uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SissyPants. We've been told by SissyPants's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. SissyPants is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
SissyPants takes a swing at Weston's ribcage but misses. It seemed like Weston was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. SissyPants displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Weston throws out the jab. Weston avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
Weston swings and misses with a hook to the body.
SissyPants looks to land a left hand but Weston moved out of range nicely. Weston feints a counter leg kick. SissyPants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Weston. SissyPants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Weston moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. Weston slips a straight right by SissyPants. Weston goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Weston defending well as SissyPants loads up on a big left hand. Weston fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. A slow jab from Weston misses its intended target. Weston scores with a jab. SissyPants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Weston.#T1# SissyPants misses with a straight right. Weston lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. SissyPants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Weston looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Weston stuns SissyPants with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. SissyPants blocks a low kick nicely. SissyPants misses with a series of wild punches.
Weston appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. SissyPants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. A telegraphed right hand from SissyPants misses the target. Weston only half commits to the counter leg kick. SissyPants scores with a punch to the head. Weston throws a leg kick but SissyPants checks it. SissyPants is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Weston. Weston misses with a double jab.
SissyPants throws an off balance right hand
and Weston counters with a nice low kick that buckles SissyPants's knee momentarily. SissyPants moves out of range as Weston strikes.#T2# Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Weston keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SissyPants. SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Weston buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
SissyPants swings for the body but Weston moves out of range.
Weston looks to clinch and Weston takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Weston keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Weston now looks to counter with a shot at the body. SissyPants lands with a good body shot. SissyPants circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Weston to the canvas! Weston doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - SissyPants keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, FannyPack SissyPants made sure he mentioned Urban Fighter, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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Event:
MMMA 54 Van Gaal vs Singh 2
Date: Dec 09, 2017 |
#R1# Ventura looks to land a combination but SissyPants avoids it well. SissyPants takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Ventura throws a looping overhand right but SissyPants ducks down to avoid it. Ventura cracks SissyPants with a good jab. Ventura throws a shot from downtown. SissyPants moves away and avoids it. Ventura looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#CL# SissyPants moves into range and clinches up with Ventura. SissyPants tries to throw a body punch but Ventura avoids it by throwing SissyPants back against the cage. Ventura slows down the pace here.
SissyPants scores with a nice hook to the head.#CUT# It looks like Anthony Ventura has been cut. A short right hand to the side of the head by SissyPants. SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
SissyPants lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ventura backwards. SissyPants lands a hook to the side of the head. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Both fighters working to control the clinch. SissyPants cracks Ventura with a nice body shot. SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ventura prevents a body shot from SissyPants. SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T1# A short body shot lands from SissyPants as the two fighters clinch.
Ventura looks winded! A short right from SissyPants on the inside. SissyPants lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Ventura to his knees! SissyPants keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Urban Fighter logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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Event:
Syn 550 - Devastation
Date: Oct 28, 2017 |
#R1# SissyPants lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. SissyPants misses with an uppercut
#TD2# and Yasumi counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for SissyPants! Yasumi advances nicely into full mount. Yasumi content just to control the position here. SissyPants is looking to get to half guard. SissyPants is working hard here to advance position. SissyPants tries to lock up and control but Yasumi gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away. Yasumi looking to control and managing it successfully. Yasumi landing strikes from the mount. Yasumi controlling the position easily from mount. Let's hope that Yasumi has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T1# It looks like Yasumi might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it. Yasumi lands a big shot there that rocks SissyPants but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
#T2# The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. Yasumi lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Yasumi sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. SissyPants tries to hold on but Yasumi postures up. Yasumi throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for SissyPants because Yasumi loaded up on that one. #T3# Yasumi controlling from mount. SissyPants holds on for dear life. Yasumi tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. SissyPants wants to control but Yasumi is having none of it. Yasumi scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Yasumi controlling his opponent. Yasumi has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#T4# SissyPants is trying desperately to improve position. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Yasumi takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though. Yasumi is continuing to stall. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Katsuya Yasumi dominated that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! #R2# Yasumi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Yasumi with the counter takedown but SissyPants avoids it easily. Yasumi defending well as SissyPants loads up on a big left hand. SissyPants misses with a lunging right hand
and Yasumi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. SissyPants misses with a lunging right hand
and Yasumi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. A looping hook to the body misses from SissyPants. Yasumi does a little dance to reset his feet. SissyPants scores with a sloppy right hand. Yasumi should have avoided that one. Nice jab there from SissyPants. Yasumi on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Yasumi checks the leg kick nicely there.
SissyPants moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromYasumi. We've been informed that Yasumi has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight. SissyPants misses with a jab to the body
and Yasumi counters with a nice body shot. Nice defenses there by Yasumi. SissyPants lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T1# SissyPants throws an overhand right that lands on Yasumi's shoulder, as Yasumi tries to avoid the shot. SissyPants gets off balance looking for a body kick#TD2# and Yasumi counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. Yasumi seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. Katsuya Yasumi has got the better of the ground game so far. Yasumi missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Yasumi is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position. Yasumi advances position into side control!#T2# SissyPants tries to improve position but can't. Yasumi taking a breather here. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Yasumi. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man. Yasumi's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige. Yasumi throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage. SissyPants is looking for a sweep.#T3# Yasumi controlling the position. More stalling from Yasumi. The adventures of Yasumi the control monster continue. Boring. The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet. Yasumi trying to control the action but SissyPants is working from the bottom. Yasumi tries to advance to mount but can't. #T4# The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. SissyPants seems a little lost for a moment, as Yasumi dominates the positioning.#REF3# The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity. SissyPants throws a body kick that misses. A telegraphed right hand from SissyPants misses the target. Yasumi avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
Yasumi with the counter takedown but SissyPants avoids it easily. FannyPack SissyPants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. SissyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yasumi was well out of range. Poor timing from SissyPants. SissyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yasumi feints the counter takedown. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Yasumi moves out of range of the strikes. Yasumi with the counter takedown but SissyPants avoids it easily. We've been told by SissyPants's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Yasumi gets cracked there but stands up to it.
FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. SissyPants misses with a right hand and Yasumi counters with a flying knee. Nice. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that FannyPack SissyPants will probably get the nod. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round! #R3# SissyPants misses with a lunging right hand
#TD2# and Yasumi counters with a shoot takedown. SissyPants fights it but they end up in guard. Yasumi looking to control the position here, rather than advance. Yasumi with more of the same as he continues to hold on. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Yasumi throwing strikes but missing. Yasumi not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #T1# Yasumi content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. SissyPants is trying to keep Yasumi in close.
#REF3# The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet. SissyPants uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. SissyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Yasumi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. SissyPants looks to land a right hand but Yasumi moved out of range. A countering left hand to the body from Yasumi misses. A big left from SissyPants misses. SissyPants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Yasumi throws a big counter head kick but SissyPants avoids it with no problem.#T2# Yasumi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SissyPants.
The fighters circling - SissyPants throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Yasumi feints the counter takedown. Yasumi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yasumi tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. SissyPants misses with an uppercut
and Yasumi counters with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Nice straight punches there by SissyPants. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of SissyPants. Yasumi has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Yasumi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. SissyPants swings for the body but Yasumi moves out of range.
Yasumi now looks to counter with a shot at the body. SissyPants lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Yasumi keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SissyPants. Yasumi appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. SissyPants misses with an uppercut. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Yasumi takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
#T3# SissyPants throws a poor cross that misses
and Yasumi counters with a left to the body. SissyPants rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Yasumi counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps SissyPants thinking. SissyPants throws a lazy uppercut
and Yasumi counters with a straight punch to the midsection. SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yasumi moves away. SissyPants misses with an uppercut
and Yasumi counters with a nice uppercut. SissyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Yasumi with the counter takedown but SissyPants avoids it easily. SissyPants misses with a left hand and Yasumi counters with a stiff right hand. SissyPants throws a poor cross that misses
#TD2# and Yasumi decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in SissyPants's guard. SissyPants is wriggling around but Yasumi manages to pass to half guard.
#REVR# The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Yasumi has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #T4# Yasumi lands with some strikes. Yasumi controlling the pace for now. Yasumi in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Yasumi lands a couple of good shots and SissyPants has given up his back, trying to escape the position! Yasumi controls the position. Yasumi gets his hands free as SissyPants looks to control.
And that's the end of the fight! Katsuya Yasumi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I think Yasumi has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 28:29 Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 28:30 Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Katsuya Yasumi! Katsuya Yasumi made sure to mention his sponsor, Mockstar Energy Drinks 160Q in his post fight interview. FannyPack SissyPants was interviewed post fight and said 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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Event:
Syn 546 - Apex
Date: Sep 29, 2017 |
#R1##CL# Chukwuma instigates a clinch. A short body shot lands from Chukwuma as the two fighters clinch.
Chukwuma lands with a right to the head. Nice body punch from SissyPants - that landed with a thud.
Chukwuma can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
Chukwuma pushes SissyPants back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants. A shot in the inside from Chukwuma. A short left from Chukwuma. Chukwuma tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Chukwuma avoiding damage.
SissyPants has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. SissyPants wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
SissyPants is trying to break the clinch but Chukwuma is controlling him. SissyPants looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. A nice right hand lands inside from Chukwuma. SissyPants misses with the head strike.
Chukwuma lands with a left to the head. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chukwuma. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! A short uppercut from Chukwuma. Chukwuma blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chukwuma lands with a light punch inside. SissyPants looks winded! SissyPants takes a shot to the head. #T1# A frustrated look appears on SissyPants's face as he tries to break the clinch. Chukwuma is leaning against SissyPants and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Chukwuma blocking some punches.
Chukwuma is leaning against SissyPants and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chukwuma. Chukwuma gets through SissyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Chukwuma misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A short left from Chukwuma. #BC2# SissyPants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. SissyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chukwuma.
A counter left hand to the body from Chukwuma misses its target. Chukwuma tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Chukwuma tries to close the distance and clinch but SissyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Chukwuma lets loose with a powerful body kick. SissyPants will feel that in the morning. SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Chukwuma.#CL# Chukwuma has taken the fight to the clinch.
Chukwuma working aggressively here.
#T2# SissyPants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. This has been an exciting period of action! Chukwuma softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chukwuma creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Chukwuma working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. SissyPants wants to break free but Chukwuma has control.
A short left from SissyPants. A head punch blocked on the inside by Chukwuma. Chukwuma digs a right hand into SissyPants's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on SissyPants's gas tank. SissyPants working aggressively here.
SissyPants working aggressively here.
Chukwuma swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hand to the body from Chukwuma.
A short body shot lands from Chukwuma as the two fighters clinch.
Come on Chukwuma - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Chukwuma lands with a light punch inside. Chukwuma scores with a nice hook to the head. A short right from Chukwuma on the inside. A short right from Chukwuma. Chukwuma scores with a shot to the side of SissyPants's head. Chukwuma misses with a short punch on the inside. Chukwuma misses with a shot to the kidneys.
#T3# Chukwuma lands with a light punch inside. SissyPants is working Chukwuma over against the cage. Chukwuma presses SissyPants against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. A right hand to the body from SissyPants.
Chukwuma lands with a short head shot on the inside. Good body shot from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. A short body shot lands from Chukwuma as the two fighters clinch.
Chukwuma lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Chukwuma is working SissyPants over against the cage. Chukwuma lands with a left to the head. Chukwuma working some nice short punches in the clinch. Nice body punch from Chukwuma - that landed with a thud.
SissyPants working hard to break the clinch. SissyPants's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! A right handed body shot lands from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. Nice body punch from Chukwuma. Chukwuma struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
Still in the clinch, Chukwuma scores with a nice short uppercut. A short body shot lands from Chukwuma as the two fighters clinch.
#T4# Chukwuma lands a left hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. Chukwuma tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.
Chukwuma can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
Chukwuma gets through SissyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Chukwuma misses with a punch to the body.
Chukwuma lands a body shot. Chukwuma struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
Chukwuma lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chukwuma is trying to stall.
Chukwuma misses with the head strike.
Chukwuma goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chukwuma pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. A quick uppercut on the inside from Chukwuma. Chukwuma struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Chukwuma blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chukwuma. Chukwuma is working SissyPants over against the cage. A short right from Chukwuma. Chukwuma lands a body punch. Chukwuma lands a left hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Tinashe Chukwuma dominated that round. That's time! Back to the action! #R2# SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Chukwuma.#CL# Chukwuma forces SissyPants back against the cage and clinches. Chukwuma blocks a body shot from SissyPants. Chukwuma scores with a nice hook to the head. Chukwuma working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. SissyPants presses Chukwuma against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Chukwuma cracks SissyPants with a nice body shot. SissyPants digs a right hand underneath Chukwuma's ribcage. Chukwuma let out a lung full of air as it connected. SissyPants pushes Chukwuma back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Chukwuma lands a left hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. Chukwuma misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Chukwuma blocking some punches.
SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
#BC2# SissyPants breaks the clinch.
A jab from SissyPants misses. #CL# Chukwuma has managed to clinch.
#T1# Chukwuma lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. SissyPants throws a head punch that misses. Chukwuma is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that SissyPants can do to turn this around? A right hook to the body lands for Chukwuma.
SissyPants is breathing heavily.#BC2# SissyPants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Chukwuma slips under a jab from SissyPants. Chukwuma doesn't manage to clinch there - SissyPants circles away.
SissyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chukwuma was well out of range. Poor timing from SissyPants. SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chukwuma manages to avoid it. Chukwuma doesn't manage to clinch there - SissyPants circles away.
Chukwuma cracks the inside of SissyPants's front leg. Chukwuma is looking to clinch. Chukwuma tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but SissyPants paws at him with a jab and circles away. Chukwuma tries to clinch there but SissyPants circles away.
SissyPants takes a swing at Chukwuma's ribcage but misses. Chukwuma looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. The fight stays on the outside here - Chukwuma looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#T2# Chukwuma uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SissyPants.#CL# Chukwuma gets a clinch. Chukwuma tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Chukwuma. SissyPants misses with a hook from the clinch. SissyPants works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Chukwuma prevents a body shot from SissyPants. SissyPants working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Good body shot from SissyPants.
#BC2# SissyPants breaks from the clinch.
Chukwuma doesn't manage to clinch there - SissyPants circles away.
SissyPants lands with a nice body punch. The fight stays on the outside here - Chukwuma looks like he's thinking about clinching though. SissyPants works the jab nicely.#CUT2# It looks like Tinashe Chukwuma has been cut.#T3# Chukwuma slips under a jab from SissyPants. Chukwuma tries to clinch up but SissyPants circles away and keeps his distance. SissyPants misses with a looping right. Chukwuma tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but SissyPants paws at him with a jab and circles away. SissyPants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Chukwuma tries to clinch up and SissyPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Chukwuma comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Chukwuma tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. SissyPants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Chukwuma on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Chukwuma ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants. The fighters circling - SissyPants throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Chukwuma was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Chukwuma tries to close the distance and clinch but SissyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #T4# SissyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
SissyPants connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Chukwuma's hands. SissyPants takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chukwuma is looking to clinch. Chukwuma doesn't manage to clinch there - SissyPants circles away.
SissyPants throws a body punch but Chukwuma moves out of range. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. SissyPants has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Chukwuma finds it's way round the side to connect with SissyPants's head. SissyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing. Chukwuma scores with a nice body kick.
Chukwuma connects with a good right hand that stumbles SissyPants. SissyPants circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Chukwuma wants to clinch and SissyPants counters with a right hand to the body. SissyPants connects with a body shot that sends Chukwuma's belly button to the back. SissyPants throws an overhand right that lands on Chukwuma's shoulder, as Chukwuma tries to avoid the shot. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Tinashe Chukwuma's cut. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round! #R3# SissyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
SissyPants misses with a hook. SissyPants looks to throw the jab but Chukwuma is out of range. The fight stays on the outside here - Chukwuma looks like he's thinking about clinching though. SissyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing. SissyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chukwuma.
#CL# Chukwuma closes the distance and clinches. Chukwuma lands a shot to the body. Chukwuma misses with a body punch.
Chukwuma lands with a short punch from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants throws a head punch that misses. SissyPants tries to work over Chukwuma's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. SissyPants working hard to break the clinch. Chukwuma swings away with an uppercut that misses.
#BC2# SissyPants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Chukwuma dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on SissyPants. That did some damage!#T1# SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Chukwuma. #CL# Chukwuma clinches up against the cage. SissyPants blocks a body shot from Chukwuma. A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land. Tinashe Chukwuma has scored more points in the clinch so far. Chukwuma tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Chukwuma blocks a body shot from SissyPants. Chukwuma tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Chukwuma working aggressively here.
A right hand to the body from Chukwuma.
SissyPants takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. SissyPants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Chukwuma lands an uppercut. Chukwuma misses with the head strike.
Chukwuma lands a shoulder strike. A nice right hand lands inside from Chukwuma. Good body shot from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. SissyPants misses with the head strike.
Chukwuma blocks an uppercut.
#T2# Chukwuma works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Chukwuma stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Chukwuma. SissyPants misses with the head strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chukwuma. Chukwuma lands a right hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. Chukwuma prevents a body shot from SissyPants. SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Chukwuma. Nice body punch from Chukwuma. Chukwuma digs a right hand underneath SissyPants's ribcage. SissyPants let out a lung full of air as it connected. Chukwuma softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Chukwuma lands a body punch. Chukwuma tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Chukwuma lands a right hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. SissyPants takes a shot to the head. A shot in the inside from Chukwuma. Chukwuma throws a blind hook that connects with the side of SissyPantss head. Chukwuma lands a nice shot to the body. A short uppercut from Chukwuma. #T3# Chukwuma doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Chukwuma on the inside. Chukwuma dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage. A short right from Chukwuma on the inside. A quick uppercut on the inside from SissyPants. SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
SissyPants tries to circle away but Chukwuma has him pinned against the cage. Chukwuma goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chukwuma misses with some punches.
Chukwuma's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Chukwuma. SissyPants is trying to push Chukwuma away but Chukwuma has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere. A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants. SissyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Chukwuma or not. SissyPants is trying to break the clinch but Chukwuma is controlling him. A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land. SissyPants throws a head punch that misses. #T4# Chukwuma can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
SissyPants lands with a right to the head. SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SissyPants. Chukwuma tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.
#BC2# SissyPants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
SissyPants connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! A big right from SissyPants misses. Chukwuma feinted there with a counter leg kick. Chukwuma gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Chukwuma is looking to clinch. Chukwuma tries to close the distance and clinch but SissyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. SissyPants throws a sloppy body shot
#CL# and Chukwuma moves into the clinch. Chukwuma digs a right hand underneath SissyPants's ribcage. SissyPants let out a lung full of air as it connected. A hook to the body from Chukwuma.
SissyPants misses with some punches.
Chukwuma lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. SissyPants prevents a body shot from Chukwuma.
And that's the end of the fight! Tinashe Chukwuma showed his dominance in that final round. I think Chukwuma has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28 Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28 Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tinashe Chukwuma! Our winner, Tinashe Chukwuma, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. The defeated FannyPack SissyPants had this to say: 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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Event:
Syn 543 - Empower
Date: Sep 08, 2017 |
#R1# SissyPants ducks under a wild hook from Takahashi. SissyPants's jab looks to have found its range, popping Takahashi under the eye. Takahashi listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. SissyPants jabs Takahashi right on the nose. Takahashi blinks but takes it well. SissyPants throws a looping overhand right but Takahashi ducks down to avoid it. Good standup being displayed there by SissyPants as he connects with a hook. SissyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Takahashi sees it coming and avoids it easily. Takahashi throws a hook to the side of SissyPants's head but SissyPants sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Takahashi swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by SissyPants. SissyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it. SissyPants lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Takahashi missing with a left hand there. SissyPants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. SissyPants fires out a quick counter leg kick but Takahashi just manages to avoid it. A lazy body kick from Takahashi and SissyPants counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! SissyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Takahashi was well out of range. Poor timing from SissyPants. Jab by SissyPants. Takahashi throws out a token jab with nothing on it. SissyPants tries to counter by clinching up but Takahashi breaks away and moves out of range.#KD# SissyPants drops Takahashi with a beautiful combination! Takahashi stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - SissyPants is looking for the KO!#ROC# Takahashi is rocked! Takahashi moves out of range of the body kick from SissyPants.
Takahashi is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him? Ethelbart Takahashi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Takahashi connects with a jab. Takahashi seems to have recovered his senses. Takahashi throws a leg kick and SissyPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1##KD# SissyPants feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Takahashi sprawling to the canvas! Takahashi rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can SissyPants finish him?!
We've been told by SissyPants's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. SissyPants slips under a jab. Takahashi throws a jab when SissyPants was well out of range. Takahashi is holding his hands too far apart here. SissyPants throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Takahashi is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, RAGS of a RONIN for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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Event:
Syn 519 - Collision
Date: Apr 09, 2017 |
#R1# SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bustamante moves away. SissyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bustamante counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. SissyPants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Bustamante. SissyPants cracks Bustamante with a right hand to the side of the head. Bustamante throws a leg kick that misses. SissyPants punishes Bustamante's body with a nice straight punch. SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bustamante feints a counter leg kick. Bustamante keeps the fight on the outside. And Bustamante responds with a good body kick, but SissyPants manages to step out the way in time. Bustamante gets cracked with a nice right hand there by SissyPants. Bustamante showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from SissyPants.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Bustamante lands a leg kick that knocks SissyPants off balance momentarily. SissyPants misses with a jab to the body
and Bustamante counters with a nice leg kick. Bustamante thumps SissyPants with a low kick. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Bustamante avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
#T1# SissyPants misses with a body punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. SissyPants misses with a body shot.
SissyPants misses with a hook. Bustamante ducked under it nicely. A jab from Bustamante does it's job there.#CUT2# It looks like FannyPack SissyPants has been cut. Bustamante lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. SissyPants looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. SissyPants motions for Bustamante to come forward. SissyPants throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. A looping hook to the body misses from Bustamante. SissyPants does a little dance to reset his feet. Bustamante lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. SissyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bustamante was well out of range. Poor timing from SissyPants. SissyPants thuds a left hand into Bustamante's body. SissyPants on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Bustamante misses with a double jab.
Bustamante avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
SissyPants is looking to wear down Bustamante with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. Bustamante tries to clinch there but SissyPants circles away.
Bustamante loads up on a big right hand but SissyPants slips the punch. SissyPants's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result. Bustamante gets cracked there but stands up to it.
#T2# The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Bustamante throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. SissyPants stuns Bustamante with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. SissyPants throws a body punch but Bustamante moves out of range. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as SissyPants checks a leg kick. SissyPants misses with a wild body shot. Bustamante missing with a left hand there. SissyPants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. SissyPants keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
#CL2# Bustamante closes the distance and clinches. Bustamante scores with an uppercut up the middle. Bustamante unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bustamante lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
SissyPants is breathing heavily. Bustamante blocks a body shot from SissyPants. Bustamante tries to land knees in the clinch but SissyPants avoids the damage to the body. SissyPants on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bustamante tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bustamante. SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
#T3# SissyPants lands with a left to the head. SissyPants misses with the head strike.
Bustamante presses SissyPants against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Bustamante is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. SissyPants is defending well for now. A short right hand to the side of the head by Bustamante. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. SissyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
SissyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bustamante tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bustamante landing knees to the head.
Bustamante scores with a shot to the side of SissyPants's head. Bustamante lands a body shot. Bustamante is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body. Bustamante looking to throw knees to the head but SissyPants is blocking nicely.
Bustamante with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Good body shot from Bustamante.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! A right hook to the body lands for Bustamante.
Bustamante works on SissyPants's body with a couple of short punches. Bustamante tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bustamante with an attempt at a knee that misses.
#T4# Bustamante with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Bustamante pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. SissyPants avoiding damage as Bustamante throws knees to the body.
SissyPants creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bustamante tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. A short body shot lands from Bustamante as the two fighters clinch.
Bustamante lands with a short shot to the head. Bustamante lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. Bustamante lands a left hand.
Bustamante landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bustamante makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. A short right hand to the side of the head by Bustamante. A short body shot lands from Bustamante as the two fighters clinch.
Bustamante lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Bustamante lands a hook that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. Bustamante scores with a shot to the side of SissyPants's head. Bustamante lands a body shot. Bustamante with a knee to the head.
SissyPants takes a knee to the side of the body. Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bustamante obliges. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Diego Bustamante dominated that round. The cut man is working on FannyPack SissyPants's cut. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. #R2# Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bustamante. SissyPants shrugs it off though. Bustamante chopping away at his opponent's legs.
FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Bustamante tries a head kick but it misses.
Bustamante lands with a shot to the body. Bustamante defending well as SissyPants loads up on a big left hand. A good leg kick by Bustamante. Bustamante throws a leg kick which misses SissyPants's front leg but catches the back leg as SissyPants tries to avoid it. Bustamante misses with a head kick.
SissyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
SissyPants pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Bustamante misses with a head kick.
Bustamante has been the more effective fighter overall so far. SissyPants gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bustamante.#KD2# Bustamante lands a big uppercut and SissyPants crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but SissyPants looks OK. Bustamante waves SissyPants back to his feet! This has been an exciting period of action! Bustamante turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Diego Bustamante seems to be getting the better of the standup. SissyPants connects with a nice looking jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1# SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bustamante moves away. SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bustamante moves away. Bustamante throws a big counter head kick but SissyPants avoids it with no problem. Bustamante keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bustamante throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. SissyPants jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit. SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bustamante manages to avoid it. Bustamante throws a big counter head kick but SissyPants avoids it with no problem. Bustamante tries to clinch but SissyPants moves out of range. #CL2# Bustamante closes the distance and pushes SissyPants back into the cage. SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bustamante has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
Bustamante blocks a body shot from SissyPants. Bustamante stalling the fight.
SissyPants tries a body shot but Bustamante blocks it.
SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bustamante lands on the inside with an uppercut. SissyPants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land. SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. A quick uppercut on the inside from SissyPants. #T2# Bustamante landing knees to the body.
Diego Bustamante seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far. A short uppercut from Bustamante. #BC2# Bustamante pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Bustamante circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends SissyPants tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Bustamante wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Diego Bustamante! After winning the bout, Diego Bustamante thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. FannyPack SissyPants spoke after the fight, saying 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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Event:
SYN 516 -Alexandersson vs Mood
Date: Mar 29, 2017 |
#R1# SissyPants stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cross Furia. Cross Furia with a jab. SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cross Furia throws out a loose jab but SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid it. Cross Furia looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Cross Furia scoring well with a low kick there.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it! A looping hook to the body misses from SissyPants. Cross Furia does a little dance to reset his feet. Cross Furia throws a body punch but SissyPants moves out of range. SissyPants connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#CUT2# It looks like Dante Cross Furia has been cut. SissyPants circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cross Furia keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cross Furia looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cross Furia with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cross Furia connects with a nice looking jab.
SissyPants connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! SissyPants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cross Furia moves away. Cross Furia doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cross Furia manages to avoid it. No joy there for Cross Furia, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
SissyPants lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
A good leg kick by SissyPants. #T1# SissyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cross Furia.
SissyPants is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Cross Furia rather than just go for the knockout. SissyPants works Cross Furia's body with a nice hook. SissyPants takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
SissyPants scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Some wild striking there from SissyPants.
#CL2# SissyPants moves into range and clinches up with Cross Furia. SissyPants tries to land knees in the clinch but Cross Furia avoids the damage to the body. Cross Furia scores with a shot to the side of SissyPants's head. SissyPants working some nice short punches in the clinch. Cross Furia fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cross Furia avoids the elbow strike from SissyPants, against the cage.
SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cross Furia lands a hook to the side of the head. Nice body punch from SissyPants - that landed with a thud.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants. SissyPants scores with an uppercut up the middle. SissyPants misses with a hook from the clinch. A short uppercut from Cross Furia. #T2# SissyPants lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cross Furia backwards. SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
Cross Furia misses with the head strike.
Cross Furia swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've been informed that SissyPants has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Cross Furia misses with a hook from the clinch. A short right from Cross Furia on the inside. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cross Furia. A nice left hand lands by Cross Furia.
SissyPants throws an elbow but it misses.
SissyPants gets through Cross Furia's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Cross Furia tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.
Cross Furia tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Still in the clinch, Cross Furia scores with a nice short uppercut. Cross Furia throws a head punch that misses. SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
A body shot lands from Cross Furia.
Cross Furia misses with some punches.
#T3# Cross Furia misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cross Furia's elbow. Cross Furia misses with the head strike.
Cross Furia can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
Cross Furia lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. SissyPants tries to land knees in the clinch but Cross Furia avoids the damage to the body. SissyPants tries to throw a body punch but Cross Furia avoids it by throwing SissyPants back against the cage. SissyPants lands a left hand.
Cross Furia works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Cross Furia misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cross Furia lands on the inside with an uppercut. Cross Furia working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Cross Furia gets through SissyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. SissyPants has a couple of punches blocked by Cross Furia.
SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
SissyPants lands on the inside with an uppercut. Nice body punch from SissyPants - that landed with a thud.
Cross Furia can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
Cross Furia misses with a punch on the inside.
#T4# This has been an exciting period of action! SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cross Furia pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Cross Furia pushes SissyPants back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Cross Furia blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. SissyPants lands a left hand.
Cross Furia misses with a hook to the ribs.
SissyPants lands with a short shot to the head. A shot in the inside from Cross Furia. A left hand lands to the body for Cross Furia.
SissyPants looks winded! Cross Furia pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cross Furia. Cross Furia misses with a hook from the clinch. SissyPants blocks a body shot from Cross Furia. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. SissyPants working aggressively here.
Cross Furia misses with a short punch on the inside. A shot in the inside from Cross Furia. SissyPants throws a head punch that misses. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Dante Cross Furia will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Dante Cross Furia's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. #R2# SissyPants ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. SissyPants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
SissyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
Cross Furia paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. SissyPants on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. SissyPants walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cross Furia checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. SissyPants connects with a body shot that sends Cross Furia's belly button to the back. Cross Furia connects with a solid leg kick. SissyPants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Cross Furia throws the kick towards the body but SissyPants avoids it. Cross Furia attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. SissyPants unleashes a big counter combination but Cross Furia bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#CL# Cross Furia clinches up against the cage. Cross Furia doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants struggles to land a body shot inside as Cross Furia controls his hands.
Cross Furia scores with a nice hook to the head. Cross Furia is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Cross Furia throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. SissyPants lands a body punch in the clinch. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! SissyPants scores with a nice hook to the head. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. SissyPants blocks an uppercut.
#T1# Cross Furia misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cross Furia softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Cross Furia scores with an uppercut up the middle. SissyPants misses with the head strike.
Cross Furia misses with a punch to the body.
Cross Furia misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cross Furia misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Cross Furia. SissyPants missing with knees to the body.
Cross Furia lands with a left to the head. A body shot lands from SissyPants.
Dante Cross Furia has scored more points in the clinch so far. SissyPants swings wildly with an uppercut but Cross Furia uses good head movement to avoid it. SissyPants tries to land knees in the clinch but Cross Furia avoids the damage to the body. SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
SissyPants misses with a body punch.
Cross Furia prevents a body shot from SissyPants. A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants. SissyPants working aggressively here.
#T2# Cross Furia swings wildly with an uppercut but SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid it. SissyPants presses Cross Furia against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
SissyPants digs a right hand underneath Cross Furia's ribcage. Cross Furia let out a lung full of air as it connected. SissyPants scores with an uppercut up the middle. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! A shot in the inside from SissyPants. SissyPants tries to work over Cross Furia's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants can't find room to land a body shot as Cross Furia controls the action.
SissyPants is leaning against Cross Furia and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. SissyPants lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. SissyPants lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. SissyPants throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cross Furias head. SissyPants scores with an uppercut up the middle.#ROC2# Cross Furia is rocked! SissyPants lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Cross Furia to his knees! SissyPants keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! A very excited looking FannyPack SissyPants rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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Event:
BRFC 58
Date: Feb 04, 2017 |
#R1# Brunson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Brunson is just out of range. Brunson lands with a shot to the body. The fighters circling - SissyPants throws out the jab but it was never going to land. A leg kick checked by Brunson. Brunson went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected. Brunson tries to clinch up letting SissyPants counter with a right hand. Brunson fails in his attempt to clinch. Brunson looks to score with a jab to the body but SissyPants is just out of range. SissyPants stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Brunson takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Nice cross by SissyPants. Brunson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as SissyPants throws out the jab. SissyPants dodges the punch combination from Brunson.
Brunson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from SissyPants.
#T1# SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Brunson. SissyPants cracks a nice hook into Brunson's ribs. Brunson throws a poor cross that misses
and SissyPants counters with a stiff right hand. SissyPants fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Brunson misses with a hook. SissyPants ducked under it nicely. SissyPants misses with a low kick as Brunson jumps back. Brunson fails in his attempt to clinch. SissyPants swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Brunson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Sloppy strikes from SissyPants. Those never looked like landing. Brunson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by SissyPants. A looping hook to the body misses from SissyPants. Brunson does a little dance to reset his feet. SissyPants throws a body punch but Brunson moves out of range. Brunson tries to counter by moving into the clinch but SissyPants manages to circle out of the way. SissyPants scores with a crisp jab that stopped Brunson in his tracks. SissyPants closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #T2# The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. SissyPants swings for the body but Brunson moves out of range.
Nice jab there from SissyPants. SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Brunson manages to avoid it. SissyPants scores with a jab. Brunson misses with a looping left. SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Brunson. SissyPants stuns Brunson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. SissyPants looks to land a left hand but Brunson moved out of range nicely. SissyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Brunson. SissyPants appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Brunson.
SissyPants scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. SissyPants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. SissyPants is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Brunson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pt.#T3# SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Brunson. Brunson slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Brunson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SissyPants.
SissyPants takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Good standup being displayed there by SissyPants as he connects with a hook. SissyPants misses with a hook. SissyPants takes a jab right on the kisser.
SissyPants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Brunson. SissyPants with a nice cross. SissyPants lands the left hand. SissyPants stuns Brunson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Brunson throws an overhand right that lands on SissyPants's shoulder, as SissyPants tries to avoid the shot. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! SissyPants connects with a single shot there. SissyPants swings for the body but Brunson moves out of range.
SissyPants defending well as Brunson loads up on a big left hand. #T4# Brunson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but SissyPants circles away quickly and effectively.#CL# Brunson darts in and clinches SissyPants up against the cage. SissyPants has a couple of punches blocked by Brunson.
SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside. SissyPants throws a head punch that misses. SissyPants takes an elbow to the temple. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Brunson just misses with a elbow thrown towards SissyPants's brow. Brunson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Brunson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Brunson lands a body shot. Brunson misses with a hook from the clinch. Brunson blocks an elbow strike. Brunson lands with a short shot to the head. Brunson pushes off an throws an elbow but SissyPants leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Brunson throws a punch but it's blocked by SissyPants. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. SissyPants takes an elbow to the forehead. Brunson misses with an elbow over the top. SissyPants blocks a body shot from Brunson. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants dominated that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! #R2# SissyPants connects with a body shot. Brunson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SissyPants.
SissyPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Brunson lands a really nice looking cross but SissyPants seems unphased.
Brunson misses with a head kick.
SissyPants moves away from the strike by Brunson. SissyPants punishes Brunson's body with a nice straight punch. Brunson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SissyPants. A lazy left from SissyPants finds it's target. Brunson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. FannyPack SissyPants seems to be getting the better of the standup. Brunson misses with a body shot.
#CL# Brunson darts in and clinches SissyPants up against the cage. Brunson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Brunson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through SissyPants's defenses. SissyPants misses with the head strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! SissyPants trying to land knees to the body.
Brunson lands a shoulder strike. Still in the clinch, Brunson scores with a nice short uppercut.#T1# A head punch blocked on the inside by Brunson. Brunson lands a nice elbow. SissyPants dodges an elbow strike from Brunson.
Brunson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Brunson just misses with a elbow thrown towards SissyPants's brow. SissyPants tries a body shot but Brunson blocks it.
Brunson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Brunson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Brunson just misses with a elbow thrown towards SissyPants's brow. SissyPants dodges an elbow strike from Brunson.
SissyPants blocks an elbow strike from Brunson.
Brunson throws an elbow that misses.
Brunson has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. With the fighters up against the cage, Brunson throws an elbow but misses. SissyPants swings wildly with an uppercut but Brunson uses good head movement to avoid it. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Brunson. Brunson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with SissyPants's elbow. Brunson tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. SissyPants lands a hook to the side of the head. Brunson throws an elbow but it misses.
#T2# SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants misses with a hook from the clinch. SissyPants misses with some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. SissyPants tries to work over Brunson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Brunson pushes SissyPants back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. SissyPants takes an elbow to the temple. SissyPants tries to throw a body punch but Brunson avoids it by throwing SissyPants back against the cage. SissyPants blocks a body shot from Brunson. Nice body punch from SissyPants - that landed with a thud.
Brunson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Brunson lands a shoulder strike. A quick uppercut on the inside from SissyPants. SissyPants lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. A short left from SissyPants. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Brunson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants lands a right hand that snaps the head of Brunson backwards. SissyPants blocks an elbow strike from Brunson.
#T3# Brunson struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
Brunson pushes off an throws an elbow but SissyPants leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Brunson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. SissyPants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Brunson.
Brunson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Nice body punch from Brunson - that landed with a thud.
SissyPants presses Brunson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. SissyPants lands with a short punch from the clinch.
#ROC2# Brunson is rocked! Doyle Brunson has scored more points in the clinch so far. SissyPants dips a shoulder and cracks Brunson with a mighty uppercut! Brunson falls back against the cage and SissyPants unloads with a barrage of strikes! Brunson is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - SissyPants screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants retains his heavyweight title! FannyPack SissyPants decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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Event:
BRFC: New Years Eve Bash
Date: Dec 31, 2016 |
#R1# SissyPants scores with a shot to the body.
SissyPants has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance. McLean has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from SissyPants finds it's way round the side to connect with McLean's head. A decent looking cross lands there for SissyPants. McLean uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SissyPants. McLean doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. McLean throws an off balance right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. SissyPants misses with a straight right. And an attempted straight right on the counter from McLean! But no joy. McLean has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. McLean tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but SissyPants was well out of range. Poor timing from McLean. SissyPants misses with a double jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. McLean closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. McLean misses with a body shot.
SissyPants was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit. McLean misses with a two punch combination.
SissyPants takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#T1# SissyPants lands a nice shot to the body.
SissyPants tries to clinch up and McLean counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. McLean takes a swing at SissyPants's ribcage but misses. SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
SissyPants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
SissyPants will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McLean looks like he wants to counter punch here. SissyPants lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #T2# McLean takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. McLean takes a swing at SissyPants's ribcage but misses. SissyPants changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. SissyPants misses with a double jab
and McLean counters with a straight punch to the midsection. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. SissyPants wants to clinch.#CL# SissyPants clinches up against the cage.#T3# SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
SissyPants throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McLean blocks it with crossed arms. A short left from SissyPants. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
SissyPants makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SissyPants. SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. SissyPants trying to land knees to the body.
SissyPants misses with a hook from the clinch. #T4# McLean wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. McLean goes for a takedown attempt but SissyPants pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
McLean fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. McLean slips a jab and a cross from SissyPants.
A nice side step and McLean releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home. McLean misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand! SissyPants tries to clinch but McLean moves out of range. McLean dips down and scores with a jab to the body. SissyPants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McLean circles away quickly and effectively. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! SissyPants connects with a body shot. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants dominated that round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. #R2# SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
FannyPack SissyPants is winning the standup battle so far. McLean connects with a body shot that sends SissyPants's belly button to the back. SissyPants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McLean can do to turn this around? SissyPants swings and misses with a shot to the body and McLean counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. McLean takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A punch combination from McLean misses. SissyPants throws a sloppy body shot
and McLean cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. SissyPants doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. McLean staying out of range there. McLean looks to score with a jab to the body but SissyPants is just out of range. SissyPants throwing a counter right hand but McLean manages to avoid it. McLean lands a jab to SissyPants's midsection.#T1# McLean swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
McLean misses the shot to the body. McLean throws an ugly left hook that misses
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. McLean keeps the fight on the outside. SissyPants tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McLean manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. McLean appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. SissyPants misses with a straight right. SissyPants wants to clinch but McLean slips to the side and McLean counters with a lovely shot to the body. SissyPants misses the shot to the body. McLean unleashes a big counter combination but SissyPants bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. SissyPants lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
SissyPants misses with a telegraphed body shot
and McLean makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.#T2# McLean rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but SissyPants moves out of range and avoids them all easily. SissyPants is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from McLean. McLean lands a right hook to the body.
SissyPants takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Nice body punch from McLean. McLean fakes high and swings low for a body shot but SissyPants manages to avoid it. SissyPants drops his hands momentarily and McLean takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but McLean is just out of range. SissyPants doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. SissyPants stuns McLean with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#T3# SissyPants takes a body punch but keeps moving. McLean swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
McLean ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away. SissyPants connects with a body shot that sends McLean's belly button to the back. McLean misses with a body shot.
SissyPants on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. McLean scores with a jab to the body. SissyPants doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. McLean ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. McLean lands a body shot.
#T4# SissyPants has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. McLean just misses with a punch to the body.
McLean swings and misses with a hook to the body.
SissyPants bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. McLean swinging wildly here.
McLean throws a predictable looking body shot
and SissyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. A slapping leg kick lands for SissyPants.
McLean tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but SissyPants was well out of range. Poor timing from McLean. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Shawn McLean showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. That's time! Back to the action! #R3# SissyPants throws a series of punches but McLean avoids them all with ease. McLean let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.#CL# SissyPants closes the distance and clinches. McLean blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McLean has SissyPants pushed against the cage.#BC2# McLean breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McLean.
SissyPants cracks McLean with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. McLean is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down SissyPants rather than just go for the knockout. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants misses with a body shot.
SissyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it. As SissyPants backs off McLean throws a huge counter combo but SissyPants manages to avoid it all. SissyPants lands a jab to McLean's midsection.#T1##CL# SissyPants rushes McLean and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Still in the clinch, SissyPants scores with a nice short uppercut. SissyPants misses with the head strike.
SissyPants has McLean pressed against the cage, preventing McLean from circling away and getting back to striking at range. McLean looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. SissyPants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McLean is defending well for now. McLean wants to break the clinch but can't.
SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
SissyPants swings wildly with an uppercut but McLean uses good head movement to avoid it. SissyPants tries a body shot but McLean blocks it.
McLean prevents a body shot from SissyPants. #T2# SissyPants lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McLean backwards. SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
McLean blocks an uppercut.
FannyPack SissyPants has scored more points in the clinch so far. SissyPants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
SissyPants misses with some punches.
McLean prevents a body shot from SissyPants. #BC2# McLean breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. SissyPants throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McLean. McLean misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
SissyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but McLean swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. McLean swings and misses with a hook to the body.
#T3# SissyPants lunges at McLean with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McLean's hand. SissyPants scores with a jab to the head.
McLean jabs SissyPants to the body, keeping him at a distance. Both fighters are breathing heavily. McLean swings and misses with a shot to the body#CL# and SissyPants counters by clinching up. SissyPants working aggressively here.
#BC2# McLean breaks the clinch.
McLean works the jab nicely. SissyPants misses with a straight left. SissyPants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice body punch from McLean. #T4# McLean throws a sloppy body shot
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut. SissyPants tries to clinch up. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. McLean works SissyPants's body with a nice hook. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! SissyPants throws an off balance right hand
and McLean connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. SissyPants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McLean. SissyPants throwing a counter right hand but McLean manages to avoid it. SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by McLean. SissyPants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McLean. McLean takes a swing at SissyPants's ribcage but misses. McLean thuds a left hand into SissyPants's body. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants clearly takes that round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. #R4# McLean ducks down and throws a hook to the body. McLean thuds his right hand into SissyPants's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McLean manages to avoid it. McLean doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. SissyPants on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McLean manages to avoid it. SissyPants throws a low kick, looking for McLean's leg but McLean calmly moves out of range. McLean now looks to counter with a shot at the body. SissyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McLean moves away. A nice side step and McLean releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. McLean dips down and scores with a jab to the body. It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over. McLean keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A combination from McLean does no damage. #T1# SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McLean. SissyPants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McLean. SissyPants lands a right hook to the body.
McLean scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. McLean misses with a body shot.
McLean lands a slapping body shot.
SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but McLean is just out of range. McLean let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land. McLean dips down and scores with a jab to the body. McLean ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away.#T2# McLean misses with a hook. SissyPants ducked under it nicely. McLean is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by SissyPants. SissyPants connects with a right hand. McLean shakes it off. SissyPants connects with a nice looking jab.
SissyPants rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McLean counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. McLean lands a slapping body shot.
McLean swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
SissyPants cracks a nice hook into McLean's ribs. McLean misses with a jab to the body
and SissyPants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McLean thinking. #T3# McLean misses with a body shot
#CL# and SissyPants counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by SissyPants. SissyPants pushes McLean back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. McLean is trying to break the clinch but SissyPants has him pressed against the cage. Knees to the body from SissyPants.
SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McLean's elbow. McLean tries to circle away but SissyPants has him pinned against the cage. McLean blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
SissyPants digs a right hand into McLean's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McLean's gas tank. SissyPants tries to throw a body punch but McLean avoids it by throwing SissyPants back against the cage. SissyPants lands a body shot. SissyPants scores with a shoulder strike. #T4# SissyPants working aggressively here.
SissyPants tries a body shot but McLean blocks it.
McLean is trying to break the clinch but SissyPants is controlling him. SissyPants working aggressively here.
SissyPants digs a right hand into McLean's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McLean's gas tank. SissyPants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McLean.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, SissyPants creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. McLean blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McLean doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McLean takes a shot to the head. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. SissyPants lands a left hand that snaps the head of McLean backwards. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants had his way with Shawn McLean in that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round! #R5# SissyPants misses with a shot to the body enabling McLean to counter with a crisp jab. SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McLean manages to avoid it. McLean doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. A looping hook to the body misses from SissyPants. McLean does a little dance to reset his feet. McLean lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected. The fight stays on the outside here - SissyPants looks like he's thinking about clinching though. McLean blocks a low kick nicely. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants fails with an attempt to clinch.
McLean appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. Good standup being displayed there by SissyPants as he connects with a hook. McLean dips to his left and cracks SissyPants with an uppercut!#T1# SissyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body punch from McLean. SissyPants getting the better of the striking in that exchange. McLean throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#CL# SissyPants moves into the clinch. SissyPants lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McLean backwards. SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
McLean wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but SissyPants has him pressed against the cage. With the two fighters working up against the cage, SissyPants just misses with a elbow thrown towards McLean's brow. McLean is trying to break free.#T2# A short uppercut from SissyPants. SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McLean has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by SissyPants after a bit of a struggle. SissyPants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. SissyPants scores with a shoulder strike. SissyPants lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McLean backwards. #ROC# McLean is rocked! McLean is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell? The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. SissyPants lands a huge punch on the inside that knocks McLean senseless! Wow, what a way to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 5, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants is the new heavyweight champion! A less than humble FannyPack SissyPants misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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Event:
BRFC 53
Date: Nov 12, 2016 |
#R1# Thorn uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SissyPants. Thorn swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Thorn on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. SissyPants ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. SissyPants moves away from the strike by Thorn. Damien Thorn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Thorn misses with a double jab
enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Thorn misses with a body shot.
SissyPants avoids the body shot from Thorn.
SissyPants appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body. Thorn throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck SissyPants on the side of the head. Thorn shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with SissyPants but SissyPants pushes him off and we're back to square one. A quick step to the side and SissyPants tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#T1# Thorn shoots in looking for a takedown. SissyPants tries to sprawl out of it but Thorn keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. SissyPants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. As Thorn looks to move away, SissyPants throws a big counter combo but Thorn just gets out of the way. Thorn looks to throw the jab but SissyPants is out of range. Thorn misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Thorn throws a nice inside leg kick. #TD2# Thorn looking for a takedown here - he's got it. SissyPants pulls Thorn in close to his closed guard and prevents Thorn from doing any damage or advancing position. SissyPants is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T2# Thorn slips effortlessly into side control - very nice. SissyPants is trying to escape and get back to his feet. Thorn creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots. Thorn controlling from side mount. SissyPants tries to escape but Thorn is in control. #SU2# Thorn has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand. We've been told by SissyPants's head coaches at Tōshi that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Thorn throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck SissyPants on the side of the head. #T3# SissyPants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. As Thorn tries to get set, SissyPants tries to push him back and clinch up but Thorn manages to avoid the attempt. SissyPants walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. SissyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but Thorn swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Thorn feints the counter takedown. Thorn swings and misses with a shot to the body and Thorn takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Thorn throws a sloppy body shot
#CL# and SissyPants counters by moving into the clinch. A short right hand to the side of the head by SissyPants. Thorn prevents a body shot from SissyPants. Thorn goes for a takedown attempt but SissyPants pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
FannyPack SissyPants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Damien Thorn. Thorn avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Thorn cracks SissyPants with an open hand slap. Thorn misses with an uppercut. SissyPants saw that one coming. Thorn shoots in for a takedown but SissyPants shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. SissyPants is looking to counter with a shot to the body. SissyPants takes a shot to the body in his stride.
#T4# Thorn wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Thorn finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
SissyPants was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit. A punch combination from Thorn misses. SissyPants quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect. SissyPants blocks a low kick nicely. A little feinted left hand from SissyPants on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Good shot there by Thorn. Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Thorn misses with a hook. SissyPants ducked under it nicely. Thorn swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
Thorn throws a combination that misses and SissyPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Thorn feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to SissyPants's calf. SissyPants avoids a punch combination nicely.
SissyPants looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Damien Thorn dominated that round. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! #R2# Thorn throws a low kick but SissyPants avoids it. Thorn getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Thorn misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thorn throws a leg kick and SissyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. SissyPants has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Thorn. SissyPants is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Thorn throws a jab but it's blocked by SissyPants. Thorn connects with a good right hand that stumbles SissyPants. SissyPants circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Damien Thorn seems to be getting the better of the standup. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Thorn swings away with a body shot that misses
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut. Thorn feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits SissyPantss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Thorn misses with an uppercut. SissyPants saw that one coming. SissyPants is looking for a counter combo. Thorn just misses with a punch to the body.
#T1# Thorn throws the left hand but SissyPants avoids the punch easily. SissyPants appears to be looking for a big counter. Thorn misses with a hook to the body
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand. SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thorn.
SissyPants rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thorn moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand. SissyPants is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all. Thorn is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by SissyPants. SissyPants blocks the body kick.
A jab from Thorn misses. A shot to the liver by Thorn. Beautiful body shot. Thorn misses the shot to the body. As Thorn tries to get set, SissyPants tries to push him back and clinch up but Thorn manages to avoid the attempt. FannyPack SissyPants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Thorn throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It looked like SissyPants wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T2# Thorn misses with a lunging right hand
enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab. Thorn misses with a leg kick and SissyPants counters with a stiff right hand. Thorn swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab. SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thorn.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Thorn misses with a lunging right hand
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand. Thorn throws a jab but it's blocked by SissyPants. A telegraphed right hand from Thorn misses the target. SissyPants tries to clinch up but Thorn circles away and keeps his distance. Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a nice body shot. SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Thorn scores with a body shot.
#T3# Thorn throws a shot from downtown. SissyPants moves away and avoids it. SissyPants tries to counter by clinching up but Thorn breaks away and moves out of range. Thorn misses with a leg kick and SissyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand! Thorn misses with a takedown and SissyPants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Thorn throws a predictable looking body shot
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Thorn tries to bum rush SissyPants with a series of wild strikes but SissyPants uses good footwork to avoid the assault. SissyPants lands an overhand right. SissyPants bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Thorn's head. SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Thorn is just out of range. Thorn misses with a series of wild punches.
#T4# Thorn misses with a hook
and SissyPants counters with a left to the body. Thorn swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
Thorn throws an uppercut from half a mile away. SissyPants sees it coming and avoids it easily. Thorn fakes a jab and throws a low kick but SissyPants checks it well. SissyPants is looking for a counter combo. Thorn misses with a hook to the body
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Thorn throws a left and a right that both miss
and SissyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. SissyPants takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket. Thorn tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. SissyPants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. SissyPants is looking to counter the offense by Thorn and move into the clinch. Thorn throws an off balance right hand
letting SissyPants counter with a right hand. Thorn swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and SissyPants counters with a left and a right that stings Thorn. SissyPants fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thorn misses with a hook to the body
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants dominated that second round. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round! #R3# Thorn takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Thorn tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. SissyPants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Thorn misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut. Thorn throws a low kick but it's checked well by SissyPants.#CL2# Thorn moves into the clinch. Thorn swings wildly with an uppercut but SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid it. SissyPants lands a right hand. SissyPants pushes Thorn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Thorn misses with a short punch on the inside. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants blocking some punches.
SissyPants blocks a body shot from Thorn. Thorn has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Thorn lands with a right to the head. Thorn pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Thorn misses with a body punch.
Thorn tries to throw a body punch but SissyPants avoids it by throwing Thorn back against the cage. #T1# SissyPants throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Thorn takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. SissyPants lands a body shot. A short uppercut from SissyPants. #CUT# It looks like Damien Thorn has been cut. SissyPants lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thorn backwards. SissyPants unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Thorn! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but SissyPants is unloading with more strikes now! Thorn drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! In his post fight interview, FannyPack SissyPants started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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Event:
BRFC 51
Date: Oct 15, 2016 |
#R1# A really sloppy takedown attempt there from O Rangers. O Rangers missing with a left hand there. SissyPants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. O Rangers scores with a jab to the jaw. O Rangers pushing out the jab but it's not landing. O Rangers lands a right hook to the body.
O Rangers dives in and grabs SissyPants's left leg, looking for a takedown. SissyPants pushes down on O Rangers's head and hops out. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. O Rangers misses with a combination
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. O Rangers throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
#T1# SissyPants takes a shot right to the bread basket. SissyPants misses with a right hand #TD2# and O Rangers counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for SissyPants! SissyPants is trying to get back to his feet.#SUB2# O Rangers is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, SissyPants has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB2# O Rangers thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. SissyPants has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance. O Rangers has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for SissyPants! SissyPants keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
O Rangers trying to control but he's not successful this time. O Rangers seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but SissyPants is holding on tight.
#T2# The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! SissyPants controls the position. SissyPants is wriggling around trying to escape.
#SUB2# O Rangers has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! SissyPants is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tony O Rangers! Tony O Rangers is the new heavyweight champion! Tony O Rangers decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. FannyPack SissyPants spoke after the fight, saying 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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Event:
BRFC 49
Date: Sep 17, 2016 |
#R1# SissyPants looks to throw the jab but Uneksija is out of range. Uneksija punishes SissyPants's body with a nice straight punch. SissyPants has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Uneksija is landing a low percentage of strikes. SissyPants defending well as Uneksija loads up on a big left hand. SissyPants slips under a jab from Uneksija. SissyPants avoids the body shot from Uneksija.
Nice defenses there by Uneksija. Good standup being displayed there by SissyPants as he connects with a hook. SissyPants tries to bum rush Uneksija with a series of wild strikes but Uneksija uses good footwork to avoid the assault. SissyPants is looking to slow Uneksija down with leg kicks. SissyPants takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Uneksija connects with a jab. Uneksija ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away. Uneksija looks to score with a jab to the body but SissyPants is just out of range. Uneksija is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by SissyPants. SissyPants tries to land a leg kick but Uneksija saw it coming and moves away.
#T1# SissyPants throws a hook but Uneksija avoids it easily. Uneksija throws an off balance right hand
and SissyPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Uneksija comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. A combination from Uneksija does no damage. A jab from Uneksija does it's job there. SissyPants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. A punch lands to the side of SissyPants 's head but he takes it in his stride.#CL2# Uneksija tries to keep at a distance but SissyPants has taken the fight into the clinch. SissyPants can't find room to land a body shot as Uneksija controls the action.
Uneksija prevents a body shot from SissyPants. Uneksija is trying to maintain a safe position but SissyPants gets an underhook and turns Uneksija into the ropes. SissyPants pushes Uneksija back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch. Uneksija is breathing heavily. SissyPants lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. SissyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants lands a shot to the body.#T2# The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants can't find room to land a body shot as Uneksija controls the action.
SissyPants swings wildly with an uppercut but Uneksija uses good head movement to avoid it. SissyPants lands a left hand that snaps the head of Uneksija backwards. SissyPants lands a shoulder strike. SissyPants throws a knee to the head but misses.
SissyPants lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Uneksija backwards. SissyPants lands with a right to the head. A short right from SissyPants. SissyPants pushes Uneksija back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head. A head punch blocked on the inside by Uneksija. Uneksija throws a punch but it's blocked by SissyPants. A short right from SissyPants on the inside. Uneksija swings away with an uppercut that misses.
SissyPants blocks an uppercut.
SissyPants lands a hook that snaps the head of Uneksija backwards. #KD2# SissyPants drops Uneksija onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Uneksija is propped up by the ropes and works his way back to his feet!#ROC2# Uneksija is rocked!#T3# SissyPants lands a right hand that snaps the head of Uneksija backwards. Oh Uneksija is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! SissyPants creates a bit of distance and unloads a huge uppercut that knocks Uneksija out cold! The ref dives in to break up the two fighters! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants retains his heavyweight title! FannyPack SissyPants tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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Event:
G #32 BOAGRIUS vs SISSYPANTS
Date: Jul 30, 2016 |
#R1# Boagrius pulls out of a head kick attempt.
SissyPants blocks the body kick.
Boagrius tries to land a body kick and SissyPants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Boagrius thinking. Orpheus Boagrius seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. SissyPants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Boagrius swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
Boagrius misses with a body shot
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Boagrius throws a body kick that misses. SissyPants checks the leg kick nicely there.
Boagrius definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. Boagrius keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
SissyPants has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Boagrius is landing a low percentage of strikes. A slapping leg kick lands for Boagrius.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Boagrius throws a body punch but SissyPants moves out of range. SissyPants lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. Boagrius uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. SissyPants misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Boagrius lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.#T1# SissyPants scores with a jab to the body. Boagrius throws a body kick despite being completely out of range enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab. SissyPants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
SissyPants appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. A jab from Boagrius misses. Boagrius does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. SissyPants looks like he wants to counter punch here. SissyPants looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. Boagrius throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boagrius misses with a low kick as SissyPants jumps back. SissyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boagrius wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. SissyPants scores with a one two! Boagrius had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes. Boagrius avoids a punch combination nicely.
#T2# Boagrius thumps SissyPants with a low kick. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Boagrius throws a sloppy head kick and SissyPants moves out of range easily. SissyPants steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Boagrius. SissyPants swings for the body but Boagrius moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Boagrius. Boagrius thows a leg kick but SissyPants checks it and SissyPants counters with a series of strikes. Boagrius will be more careful next time no doubt. Boagrius works the jab nicely. SissyPants loads up on a big right hand but Boagrius slips the punch. Boagrius stuns SissyPants with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Boagrius throws a leg kick that is checked and SissyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CL# Boagrius pushes SissyPants up against the cage in a clinch. SissyPants looking to throw knees to the head but Boagrius is blocking nicely.
Boagrius misses with a hook to the ribs.
SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T3# Still in the clinch, SissyPants scores with a nice short uppercut. SissyPants misses with a hook from the clinch. Boagrius goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants misses with a knee to the head. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Boagrius creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Boagrius has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
SissyPants prevents a body shot from Boagrius. Boagrius blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Boagrius blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
SissyPants working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land. Boagrius lands with a short head shot on the inside. Boagrius lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt SissyPants or not. SissyPants looks winded! SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Boagrius lands on the inside with an uppercut. Boagrius lands a body punch. Boagrius lands a nice uppercut. Boagrius lands with a short shot to the head. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Boagrius lands a nice uppercut.#T4# A nice left hand lands by Boagrius.
Boagrius lands an uppercut. Boagrius digs a right hand into SissyPants's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on SissyPants's gas tank. Boagrius lands a nice shot to the body. A shot in the inside from Boagrius. Nice body punch from Boagrius. Boagrius has SissyPants pressed against the cage.
A body shot lands from Boagrius.
A hook to the body from Boagrius.
Boagrius lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Boagrius misses with a punch to the body.
Boagrius lands a shot to the body. SissyPants takes a shot to the head. Boagrius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A left hand lands to the body for Boagrius.
Boagrius is working SissyPants over against the cage. Boagrius lands a left hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. #KD# Boagrius drops SissyPants onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! SissyPants is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC# SissyPants is rocked! And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Orpheus Boagrius dominated that round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. #R2##CL# Boagrius moves into range and clinches up with SissyPants. SissyPants misses with some punches.
SissyPants prevents a body shot from Boagrius. Boagrius swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boagrius lands a shoulder strike. Boagrius struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
Boagrius misses with a hook from the clinch. SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants misses with the head strike.
Boagrius lands on the inside with an uppercut. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. SissyPants misses with some punches.
SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Boagrius lands an uppercut. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. A head punch blocked on the inside by Boagrius. SissyPants is breathing heavily. Boagrius misses with a body punch.
Boagrius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Boagrius has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. A quick uppercut on the inside from Boagrius. Boagrius lands a big right hand that drops SissyPants! The killer instinct kicks in and Boagrius finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Boagrius!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Orpheus Boagrius! During a confident post fight interview, Orpheus Boagrius thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. FannyPack SissyPants spoke after the fight, saying 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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Event:
BRFC 39
Date: Jun 11, 2016 |
#R1# SissyPants throws a right and a left that both miss. SissyPants slips a jab from Domani . SissyPants throws a low kick but Domani avoids it. Domani misses with a left hand and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand. SissyPants connects with a jab. Eric Domani seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Domani manages to avoid it. Domani misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a stiff right hand. Domani throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Domani misses with a body shot.
SissyPants swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. SissyPants moves out of range of the strikes. It looked like SissyPants was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Domani . We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2# Domani closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes. Domani lands a hook to the side of the head. Domani working aggressively here.
SissyPants creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Domani 's elbow. A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants. Domani has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
#T1# SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside. SissyPants scores with a nice hook to the head. Domani blocks a body shot from SissyPants. Domani avoids the elbow strike from SissyPants, against the ropes.
SissyPants lands with a left to the head. SissyPants has a couple of punches blocked by Domani .
Domani scores with a shoulder strike. Domani taking a breather. Good body shot from SissyPants.
I was talking to SissyPants's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. A nice right hand lands inside from SissyPants. Domani lands a right hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. Domani throws a punch but it's blocked by SissyPants. Domani misses with a punch on the inside.
SissyPants stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Domani looks winded! Domani doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Domani has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. SissyPants seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Domani can turn it around. SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside. Domani pushes SissyPants back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! SissyPants tries to land a knee to the head but Domani blocks with his arms.
SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
#BC2# Domani pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. SissyPants misses the jab.#T2# Domani misses with a straight right. SissyPants scores with a one two! Domani had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes. SissyPants connects with a body shot that sends Domani 's belly button to the back. SissyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but Domani swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Nice defenses there by SissyPants. Domani swinging wildly here.
Domani tries to close the distance and clinch up but SissyPants swats him away and circles back towards the center. SissyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Domani counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. SissyPants lands a really nice looking cross but Domani seems unphased.
Domani misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Domani thinking. SissyPants misses with a right hand and SissyPants takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. SissyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T3# Domani misses with a telegraphed body shot
and SissyPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. SissyPants cracks Domani with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes. Domani lands a nice looking body shot.
SissyPants throws a predictable looking body shot
and Domani counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. SissyPants paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Domani misses with a jab to the body
and SissyPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Domani swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
#CL# SissyPants clinches up against the ropes. A short right hand to the side of the head by SissyPants. SissyPants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Domani lands with a short shot to the head. SissyPants prevents a body shot from Domani . Domani swings away with an uppercut that misses.
#BC# SissyPants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. SissyPants lands with a right that hurts Domani . Domani looks to clinch but SissyPants throws a short knee that drops Domani . This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants retains his heavyweight title! FannyPack SissyPants bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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Event:
BRFC 33
Date: Apr 30, 2016 |
#R1# SissyPants throws a right hand that Domani ducks under and follows up with a left that Domani also avoids with ease. Domani misses with a wild body shot. SissyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Domani on the wrong end of a nice jab.#CL2# SissyPants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes. SissyPants makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. SissyPants has a couple of punches blocked by Domani .
Domani lands a shoulder strike. Domani can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
A nice left hand lands by Domani .
A right hand to the body from Domani .
SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Domani . SissyPants is trying to stall.
SissyPants lands a left hand that snaps the head of Domani backwards. SissyPants blocks a body shot from Domani . The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Domani lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt SissyPants or not. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Domani swings wildly with an uppercut but SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid it. Domani gets through SissyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T1# Nice body punch from Domani - that landed with a thud.
Domani blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
SissyPants lands a nice uppercut. I was talking to Domani 's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. Domani gets through SissyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Domani lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. Domani lands a left hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards. Domani gets through SissyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#BC# Domani manages to break the clinch.
Eric Domani seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. SissyPants staying out of range there. SissyPants lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected. Domani is looking to clinch. Domani uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Domani swings widly with a right hand
and SissyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. The fighters circling - Domani throws out the jab but it was never going to land. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! SissyPants throws a series of punches but Domani moves out of range. SissyPants lands a jab-cross combination. Domani darts in trying to clinch and SissyPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2# SissyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it. SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Domani manages to avoid it. SissyPants takes a swing at Domani 's ribcage but misses. Domani jabs SissyPants right on the nose. SissyPants blinks but takes it well. Domani keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SissyPants. SissyPants misses with a kick to the body.
Domani falls off balance throwing a combination
and Domani takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Domani .
SissyPants misses with a wild combination.
Domani throws a poor cross that misses
and SissyPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T3# Domani lands the left hand. Domani misses with a lunging right hand
#CL2# and SissyPants counters into the clinch. Nicely done. SissyPants tries to throw a body punch but Domani avoids it by throwing SissyPants back against the ropes. SissyPants has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Domani seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if SissyPants can turn it around. SissyPants lands a left hand.
SissyPants lands a right hand that snaps the head of Domani backwards. Domani has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
Domani wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but SissyPants has him pressed against the ropes. A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land. Domani has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
SissyPants lands a damaging elbow. A short right from SissyPants on the inside. Domani doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Domani throws a blind hook that connects with the side of SissyPantss head. #BC# Domani breaks from the clinch.
Domani lands a nice hook to SissyPants's body. SissyPants takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! SissyPants fails to land with a series of punches.
Domani doesn't manage to clinch there - SissyPants circles away.
Domani fails to land with a series of punches.
SissyPants throws a counter combo.#T4# Domani uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from SissyPants. Domani appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body. SissyPants lands the left hand. Domani connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. SissyPants misses with a hook
enabling Domani to counter with a crisp jab. SissyPants scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. A slow jab from SissyPants misses its intended target. Domani misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Domani takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Domani swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.
Domani rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and SissyPants counters with a stiff right hand. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#CL# Domani rushes SissyPants and presses him up against the ropes. Domani swings wildly with an uppercut but SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid it. SissyPants lands a hook that snaps the head of Domani backwards. SissyPants lands a body shot in the clinch.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! #R2# SissyPants jabs at Domani 's body. Domani swings and misses with a shot to the body and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand. SissyPants throws a right and a left that both miss. SissyPants scores with a crisp jab that stopped Domani in his tracks. Domani tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but SissyPants was well out of range. Poor timing from Domani . SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Domani . SissyPants wants to counter with a clinch but Domani pushes him away.#KD2# SissyPants sends Domani crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! SissyPants is motioning to the referee to let Domani up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet! Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. SissyPants misses with an attempted mid kick.
Nice straight punches there by SissyPants. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of SissyPants. Domani throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Domani swings and misses with a hook to the body.
SissyPants let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land. SissyPants throws a hook to the side of Domani 's head but Domani sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T1##CL# SissyPants tries to keep at a distance but Domani has taken the fight into the clinch. Domani tries to stall but SissyPants uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
SissyPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Domani blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Domani misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Domani lands with a short shot to the head. A head punch blocked on the inside by Domani . Domani tries to throw a body punch but SissyPants avoids it by throwing Domani back against the ropes. Domani has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
SissyPants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Domani throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. SissyPants is trying to stall.
SissyPants lands a shoulder strike. SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Domani . SissyPants struggles to land a body shot inside as Domani controls his hands.
Domani gets through SissyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Domani misses with a short punch on the inside. #T2# Domani tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now. Domani misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from SissyPants fails to land. Domani is working SissyPants over against the ropes. SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants blocks a body shot from Domani . Domani misses with the head strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. SissyPants looking to throw knees to the head but Domani is blocking nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants. Domani misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A left hand lands to the body for SissyPants.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Domani softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes. Domani tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC2# SissyPants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
FannyPack SissyPants seems to be getting the better of the standup. Domani lunges at SissyPants with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by SissyPants's hand. SissyPants lands a nice looking body shot.
SissyPants lands with an overhand left. Domani has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. SissyPants slips under a jab.#T3# Domani thows a left - swing and a miss! SissyPants throws a nice looking combination but Domani bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. SissyPants wants to clinch. Domani misses with a jab to the body
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand. SissyPants takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Domani steps to the side to avoid the strikes from SissyPants. Domani lands with a good body shot. SissyPants on the wrong end of a nice jab. Domani misses with a hook
and SissyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand! SissyPants drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Domani takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#T4# Nice straight punches there by Domani . You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Domani . Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Domani connects with a crisp jab. SissyPants fails with an attempt to clinch.
Domani throws a big shot that misses. Domani takes a shot right to the bread basket. SissyPants drops his hands momentarily and Domani takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Domani . Domani tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but SissyPants was well out of range. Poor timing from Domani . Domani throws a jab when SissyPants was well out of range. SissyPants ducks under a wild hook from Domani . Domani ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away. SissyPants appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. SissyPants throws an overhand right that lands on Domani 's shoulder, as Domani tries to avoid the shot. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but FannyPack SissyPants will probably get the nod - 10:9. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! #R3# Domani ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Domani staying out of range there. A quick step to the side and Domani tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect. SissyPants gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Domani takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Domani throws a jab but it's blocked by SissyPants. Nice defenses there by SissyPants. Domani misses with a looping right. SissyPants is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Domani with a body shot. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from SissyPants. It looked like Domani wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. Domani fakes high and swings low for a body shot but SissyPants manages to avoid it. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Domani looks to land a left hand but SissyPants moved out of range nicely. Domani tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. SissyPants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Domani lands a slapping body shot.
SissyPants lands a lovely overhand right.#T1# Domani throws a body punch but SissyPants moves out of range. SissyPants ducks under a wild hook from Domani . Domani throws a shot from downtown. SissyPants moves away and avoids it. SissyPants misses with a left hand and Domani counters with a nice body shot. Domani throws the left hand but SissyPants avoids the punch easily. SissyPants misses with a wild body shot. Domani misses with an uppercut. Domani staying out of range there. Domani throwing a counter right hand but SissyPants manages to avoid it. Domani lands a jab to the nose.#CL2# SissyPants forces Domani back against the ropes and clinches.#BC2# SissyPants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Domani jabbing away but nothing is landing. SissyPants moves out of range as Domani strikes. SissyPants lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#T2# Nice shot lands for SissyPants. SissyPants walks into a jab. SissyPants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Domani circles away quickly and effectively. Domani looks to score with a jab to the body but SissyPants is just out of range. SissyPants unleashes a big counter combination but Domani bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Domani misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
SissyPants looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. SissyPants throws a push kick but Domani slaps the foot to one side. SissyPants slips under a jab. SissyPants throws a shot from downtown. Domani moves away and avoids it. A slow jab from Domani misses its intended target. Domani walks into a stiff left hand from SissyPants. Domani looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. SissyPants swinging wildly here.
#T3# Domani misses the shot to the body. Domani misses with a body punch
and SissyPants counters with a good, hard body kick but Domani shrugs it off. Both fighters are breathing heavily. SissyPants throws a hook but Domani blocks it. SissyPants feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Domani s jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Domani steps to the side to avoid the strikes from SissyPants. SissyPants keeps Domani at a distance using the push kick. Nice uppercut there from SissyPants.#CL# Domani clinches up against the ropes. Nice body punch from SissyPants - that landed with a thud.
SissyPants lands a body shot in the clinch.
#BC2# SissyPants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Domani takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
SissyPants dodges the punch combination from Domani .
#T4# Domani uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SissyPants. SissyPants lands a right hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. SissyPants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Domani swings and misses with a hook to the body.
SissyPants let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land. Domani avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
SissyPants lands a nice shot that snaps Domani 's head back.
#CL2# SissyPants clinches up with Domani and pushes him back against the ropes. A head punch blocked on the inside by Domani . SissyPants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
SissyPants lands a hook that snaps the head of Domani backwards. Domani misses with a hook from the clinch. A short left from SissyPants. #ROC2# Domani is rocked! Domani tries to throw a body punch but SissyPants avoids it by throwing Domani back against the ropes. Oh Domani is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! SissyPants blocks an uppercut.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants really dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. #R4# SissyPants throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Domani stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Domani seems to have got his legs back now. Domani swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Domani throws the left hand but SissyPants avoids the punch easily. SissyPants thinks about the counter body kick. SissyPants throws a hook to the side of Domani 's head but Domani sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Domani throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab. #CL2# SissyPants moves into the clinch. FannyPack SissyPants seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far. SissyPants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. SissyPants lands with a short head shot on the inside. SissyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants lands a body punch. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. A short right hand to the side of the head by SissyPants. SissyPants works on Domani 's body with a couple of short punches. SissyPants misses with a knee to the head. It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over. Domani misses with a hook to the ribs.
SissyPants creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. SissyPants with an attempt at a knee that misses.
#T1# SissyPants throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Domani throws a punch but it's blocked by SissyPants. Domani blocks a punch to the side of the head.
SissyPants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
SissyPants trying to stall but Domani improves his position.
A short right from SissyPants on the inside. Domani 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants. Domani swings wildly with an uppercut but SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC2# SissyPants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Domani is just out of range. Domani throws a looping overhand right but SissyPants ducks down to avoid it. Domani throws a hook but SissyPants avoids it easily. SissyPants moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. Domani defending well as SissyPants loads up on a big left hand. #T2# SissyPants defending well as Domani loads up on a big left hand. SissyPants is looking for the big counter here. Domani displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as SissyPants throws out the jab. SissyPants missing with a left hand there. Domani was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. SissyPants misses with a looping left. Domani throws a poor cross that misses
and SissyPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Domani gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Domani is just out of range. SissyPants on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Domani misses with a looping right. Domani doesn't manage to clinch there - SissyPants circles away.
Domani looks to score with a jab to the body but SissyPants is just out of range. The fighters circle momentarily. SissyPants darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#T3# SissyPants misses with a body shot.
Domani scores with a one two! SissyPants had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes. Domani throws a lazy uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand. SissyPants slips under a jab from Domani . Domani looks to land a right hand but SissyPants moved out of range. SissyPants ducks right into an uppercut from Domani . Domani listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. SissyPants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Domani throws out a loose jab but SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid it. SissyPants counters with a body kick. A looping hook to the body misses from Domani . SissyPants does a little dance to reset his feet. Domani moves into range and connects with a jab. SissyPants listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#T4# This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Some wild striking there from SissyPants.
SissyPants's corner calls for a 1-2. SissyPants obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Domani throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Domani moves out of range of the strikes. Domani uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Domani throws an uppercut from half a mile away. SissyPants sees it coming and avoids it easily. Domani is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A swing and a miss from Domani . Domani misses with a body shot.
SissyPants tries to land a front kick but Domani steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants dominated that fourth round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round! #R5# SissyPants connects with a crisp jab. Domani misses with a hook. SissyPants ducked under it nicely. Domani dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Decent striking displayed by Domani there. Domani connects with a jab. SissyPants steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Domani . Domani moves out of range as SissyPants strikes. Domani jabbing away but nothing is landing. SissyPants swings away with a body shot that misses
and Domani counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps SissyPants thinking. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. SissyPants bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Domani 's head.#CL2# SissyPants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes. #BC2# SissyPants manages to break the clinch.
Domani throws a shot from downtown. SissyPants moves away and avoids it. A countering left hand to the body from SissyPants misses.#T1# SissyPants throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Domani . SissyPants defending well as Domani loads up on a big left hand. Domani tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but SissyPants was well out of range. Poor timing from Domani . Domani lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Domani moves into range and connects with a jab. SissyPants throws a push kick but Domani slaps the foot to one side. SissyPants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Domani . Domani works SissyPants's body with a nice hook. SissyPants takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Domani keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Domani ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants. SissyPants throws a hook to the side of Domani 's head but Domani sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Domani seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Eric Domani has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2# Domani throws a hook but SissyPants blocks it. Domani misses the jab. Domani lands with a cross. Domani showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from SissyPants.
SissyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Domani . The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Good standup being displayed there by Domani as he connects with a hook. Domani ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. SissyPants's corner calls for a 1-2. SissyPants obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. SissyPants throws a right and a left that both miss. SissyPants moves away from the strike by Domani . SissyPants takes a swing at Domani 's ribcage but misses. #T3# SissyPants throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
SissyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing. Domani throws a big shot that misses. Domani misses the jab. A telegraphed right hand from Domani misses the target. Nice straight punches there by Domani . You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Domani . SissyPants misses with a wild combination.
It looked like Domani was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from SissyPants. A big left from Domani misses. Domani scores with a jab. SissyPants acknowledges it with a nod of the head. SissyPants takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Domani swings widly with a right hand
and SissyPants counters with a one-two to the body. #T4# Domani ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away. SissyPants slips a jab from Domani . Domani throws a lazy uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand! This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL2# SissyPants clinches with his opponent.
A right hand to the body from SissyPants.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt. SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Domani . Domani misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants scores with an uppercut up the middle. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SissyPants. SissyPants with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
SissyPants prevents a body shot from Domani . A short right from SissyPants. FannyPack SissyPants is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Domani . Domani lands a nice uppercut. Domani misses with a punch on the inside.
SissyPants lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Domani or not.
And that's the end of the fight! That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Eric Domani . Well SissyPants has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight for FannyPack SissyPants! Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight for FannyPack SissyPants! Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight for FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants wins by unanimous decision! FannyPack SissyPants is the new heavyweight champion! In his post fight interview, FannyPack SissyPants started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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BRFC 29
Date: Apr 02, 2016 |
#R1# WeBL closes the distance but SissyPants moves to the side and SissyPants counters with a nice body shot. SissyPants defending well as WeBL loads up on a big left hand. A lazy left from SissyPants finds it's target.#CUT# It looks like Mr WeBL has been cut. SissyPants cracks WeBL with an open hand slap. WeBL closes the distance but SissyPants moves to the side enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab. We've been informed that WeBL has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. WeBL tries to grapple but his opponent circles #KD# and SissyPants counters with a beautiful punch that sends WeBL to the canvas! #ROC# WeBL is rocked! This has been an exciting period of action! SissyPants seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T1# WeBL is trying to keep SissyPants in close.
SissyPants showing good wrestling skills to control the position. The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace. SissyPants slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#T2# The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. SissyPants staying calm. SissyPants will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SU# SissyPants has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand. SissyPants looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. SissyPants is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.#T3# WeBL tries to close the distance and clinch but SissyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. WeBL throws a poor cross that misses
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand.#CL2# WeBL moves into the clinch. SissyPants takes an elbow to the temple. A short left from SissyPants. #CUT# That has opened up Mr WeBL's cut even more. Nice elbow from WeBL. SissyPants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short body shot lands from SissyPants as the two fighters clinch.
Nice elbow from WeBL. WeBL tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.
SissyPants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
SissyPants lands with a light punch inside. WeBL lands an elbow inside. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. WeBL can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
WeBL goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. WeBL tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.
WeBL throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
#T4# Nice body punch from WeBL - that landed with a thud.
A quick uppercut on the inside from WeBL. SissyPants lands a right hand. SissyPants working aggressively here.
SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
SissyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
SissyPants takes an elbow to the forehead. WeBL tries to stall but SissyPants uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
WeBL swings away with an uppercut that misses.
SissyPants trying to control the position but instead, WeBL has worked for underhooks and has pushed SissyPants into the ropes. SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
WeBL working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. A quick uppercut on the inside from WeBL. SissyPants lands a hook that snaps the head of WeBL backwards. SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
SissyPants stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Still in the clinch, WeBL scores with a nice short uppercut. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants dominated that round. The cut man is working on Mr WeBL's cut. That's time! SissyPants's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. #R2##KD# SissyPants cracks WeBL with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! WeBL looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away can SissyPants finish him?
WeBL is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him? WeBL wants to clinch. WeBL seems to have recovered his senses. A big right from WeBL misses. WeBL wants to clinch and SissyPants counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. WeBL tries to clinch up. SissyPants lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CUT# The cut above Mr WeBL's eye is starting to cause him problems now. SissyPants circles away from the clinch attempt.
SissyPants batters WeBL with a massive right followed by a huge left! WeBL is out on his feet looking like a zombie as SissyPants lands a final crushing right hand to drop WeBL to the mat with a gruesome thud! SissyPants is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. Mr WeBL spoke after the fight, saying 'My opponent was obviously on the juice and I demand an investigation immediately!'.
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