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Event:
The Island Season 5, 265 lbs, Round 1
Date: Jul 13, 2016 |
#R1# Thundercunt catches Holworth with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#CUT2# It looks like Ulrich Holworth has been cut. Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Thundercunt connects with a jab. Thundercunt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Thundercunt lands with a straight right. Holworth didn't see that one coming.#KD2# Thundercunt feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Holworth sprawling to the canvas! Holworth rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Thundercunt finish him?!
#ROC2# Holworth is rocked!#CUT2# Ulrich Holworth's cut is getting worse. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Thundercunt stuns Holworth with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Thundercunt drops Holworth with a huge uppercut! Holworth drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Thundercunt is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Theodore Thundercunt! A victorious Theodore Thundercunt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 04, 2016 |
#R1# The fight stays on the outside here - Holworth looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Holworth fails in his attempt to clinch. MacAndrew throws out a counter right but Holworth avoids it with no problem. Holworth has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#CL# Holworth moves into range and clinches up with MacAndrew. With the fighters clinched against the cage, MacAndrew creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. MacAndrew stops a takedown attempt from Holworth.
Holworth drops down looking for an ankle pick but MacAndrew pulls his leg out and moves away.
Holworth takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. MacAndrew swats away the attempt to clinch by Holworth. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL# Holworth takes the fight into the clinch. Holworth wants to take the fight to the mat but MacAndrew manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ulrich Holworth. That's going to take a lot out of him. MacAndrew gets underhooks to prevent Holworth's takedown attempt.
#T1# Holworth is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but MacAndrew is defending well. Holworth tries for a takedown. No joy.
Holworth is working for takedown but MacAndrew is calmly controlling the position for now. Holworth is trying to work for a single leg takedown but MacAndrew pulls him back up using the underhooks. Holworth is working for takedown but MacAndrew is calmly controlling the position for now. Holworth is breathing heavily. MacAndrew is defending well against a takedown attempt. MacAndrew is trying to break the clinch but Holworth is controlling him. MacAndrew lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Holworth is working for takedown but MacAndrew is calmly controlling the position for now. MacAndrew lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. MacAndrew is trying to push Holworth away but Holworth has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere. A body shot lands from MacAndrew.
#BC2# MacAndrew's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. MacAndrew moves into range and connects with a jab. Nice shot lands for MacAndrew. Holworth tries to close the distance and clinch up but MacAndrew swats him away and circles back towards the center. A little jabbing left from MacAndrew on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Ulrich Holworth seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Holworth moves to clinch but MacAndrew breaks away letting MacAndrew counter with a right hand. #T2# MacAndrew scores with a punch to the head.#CUT2# Ulrich Holworth's cut is getting worse. Holworth tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. MacAndrew manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Holworth tries to clinch and MacAndrew counters with a big right hand! Oh Holworth is in trouble here! MacAndrew follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alex MacAndrew! Alex MacAndrew bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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Event:
Island combat five
Date: Jun 21, 2016 |
#R1# Herring lands a two punch combo.
#CUT# That has opened up Ulrich Holworth's cut even more. Herring defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Holworth. Holworth takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Holworth on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Herring lands a slapping body shot.
Herring moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body. Holworth looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. No luck for Holworth with that takedown attempt. This has been an exciting period of action! Herring is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#CUT# The cut above Ulrich Holworth's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Herring works Holworth's body with a nice hook. Holworth looks winded! Herring throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Holworth. Holworth feints the counter takedown. Herring works the jab nicely. Herring is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Herring shuts the power down on Holworth. Lights out, game over! Herring is your winner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Heath Herring! A less than humble Heath Herring misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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Event:
Island combat three
Date: Jun 14, 2016 |
#R1# La Starza tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Holworth appears to be looking for a counter takedown. Holworth darts in looking for a takedown but La Starza gets double underhooks and turns Holworth into the cage. The fight stays on the outside here - La Starza looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Holworth half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range. Holworth shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as La Starza sprawls well. La Starza wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Holworth gets slowly back to his feet. Roland La Starza seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2# Holworth tries to keep at a distance but La Starza has taken the fight into the clinch. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. La Starza works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
La Starza lands an elbow inside that Holworth shrugs off. #CUT2# It looks like Ulrich Holworth has been cut. La Starza lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. La Starza lands a hook to the side of the head.#CUT2# Ulrich Holworth's cut is getting worse.#T1# La Starza lands an elbow just above Holworth 's eye. La Starza on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
La Starza lands a nice elbow. #CUT2# Ulrich Holworth's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ulrich Holworth's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Roland La Starza! After winning the bout, Roland La Starza thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 09, 2016 |
#R1##CL# Slice takes the fight into the clinch. Holworth tries a body shot but Slice blocks it.
The referee calls for Holworth to work.
Holworth is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Slice to keep the fight standing. Holworth tries to pull guard but Slice forces him back to his feet, against the cage. The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows. Holworth struggles to land a body shot inside as Slice controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Holworth's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not. Slice misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Holworth.
#T1# Holworth is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Slice is defending well. Holworth looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. Tarik Slice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ulrich Holworth. Holworth displaying some good clinch control by pressing Slice up against the cage. Holworth fails to pull guard.
#BC# Slice breaks the clinch.
#CL2# Holworth moves into range and clinches up with Slice. Holworth blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Slice throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Slice is pressed up against the cage. Holworth has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Slice down to the mat. Slice avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #CL2# Holworth clinches up against the cage. Slice goes for a takedown in the clinch but Holworth prevents it.
Holworth tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
#T2# Slice unloads a knee to the mid-section. Holworth lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. #BC# Slice's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Slice shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Holworth pinned against the cage. Holworth gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Holworth wants to counter the offense by Slice and move into the clinch position. Holworth shoots in looking for a takedown. Slice tries to sprawl out of it but Holworth keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Slice manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. Holworth stuffs the takedown attempt from Slice. Slice gets slowly back to his feet. #CL2# Holworth has managed to clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slice. Holworth jumps guard but Slice turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#TD2# Holworth ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Holworth no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. #T3# Holworth can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Slice controls the pace. Slice trying to control the position from guard on top but Holworth is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2# Holworth is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Slice defends well. Slice wants to pass the guard but Holworth is keeping the position.#SUB2# Holworth is looking to cinch up a triangle. Slice throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Holworth's body to avoid the submission. Holworth has instead reached around Slice's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Holworth arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Ulrich Holworth!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 07, 2016 |
#R1##CL2# Holworth closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. Holworth jumps guard but Slice turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. #TD2# Holworth jumps guard and drags Slice to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back. Holworth has his hands on Slice's head, controlling the position. #SUB2# Holworth is looking for a triangle but Slice pushes his legs off easily.
Holworth controls Slice momentarily but Slice frees himself. #SUB2# Holworth pushes a forearm under Slice's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Slice is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ulrich Holworth!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 04, 2016 |
#R1##CL# Holworth instigates a clinch. #TD# Holworth gets control of Kiser's arms and successfully pulls guard. Holworth will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.#SUB# Kiser avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
#SUB# Holworth had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kiser defends it easily. We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Kiser has eaten all the pies!#SUB# Holworth has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Kiser can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. Kiser content to stall in guard here. #SUB# Holworth throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
#SUB# Holworth is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T1##SUB# Holworth had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kiser defends it easily.#SUB# Holworth pushes a forearm under Kiser's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Kiser is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ulrich Holworth!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 04, 2016 |
#R1# Holworth is looking to clinch. Big with the counter takedown but Holworth avoids it easily.#CL# Holworth closes the distance and pushes Big back into the cage. Big tries to break free but Holworth pushes him back against the cage. A quick uppercut on the inside from Holworth. Holworth wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Holworth works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Holworth is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. Big tries to circle away but Holworth has him pinned against the cage. Big fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Holworth stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. A short body shot lands from Holworth as the two fighters clinch.
#TD# Holworth gets control of Big's arms and successfully pulls guard. Holworth will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back. Big trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB# Holworth has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Big should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Holworth has tightened it up now! Big should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Ulrich Holworth!
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Event:
ISLAND FC 25
Date: May 01, 2016 |
#R1##CL2# Pidarasik gets tackled into the cage by Holworth. Holworth maintains the clinch. The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. Pidarasik tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
#TD2# Holworth has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Pidarasik clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!#SUB2# Holworth is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Pidarasik has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Holworth has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Pidarasik taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Holworth doesn't care though - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Ulrich Holworth!
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Event:
IFC Challengers 2
Date: Mar 28, 2016 |
#R1# Holworth takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bob has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.#CL2# Bob darts in and clinches Holworth up against the cage. Holworth jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Bob walks away with a smile on his face. Holworth gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. Holworth takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Holworth takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#CUT2# It looks like Ulrich Holworth has been cut. Decent striking displayed by Bob there. Bob misses with a body kick. Bob motions for Holworth to come forward. Bob throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. Holworth half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range. Holworth could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely. Holworth ducks right into an uppercut from Bob. Bob scores to the head and body with a nice combination! We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Holworth takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Bob uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Holworth has time to react.#CUT2# Ulrich Holworth's cut is getting worse. Bob scores with a body shot.
#TD# Bob tries to sprawl but Holworth drives through with a takedown into half guard.#ES2# Bob pushes Holworth off and gets back to his feet.#T1# Bob connects with a right hand. Holworth shakes it off. Bob lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Bob scores with a jab. Nice shot by Bob. Holworth is breathing heavily. Bob lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Bob lands with an overhand left.#ROC2# Holworth is rocked!#CUT2# Ulrich Holworth's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it. Bob jabs Holworth to the body, keeping him at a distance. Holworth has his takedown stuffed and Bob counters with a stiff right hand. Bob is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Holworth had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté. Bob lands a nice leg kick that just misses Holworth's sensitive parts. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Bob getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Bob comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#T2# Crunch! Bob slams his shin into Holworth's torso. Bob has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. Donk. Bob catches Holworth right on the button with a cross. Bob displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. #CUT2# Jeez, Ulrich Holworth's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked. Grimson Bob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Bob lands a jab-cross combination. Holworth walks into a jab. Oh Holworth is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ulrich Holworth's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Grimson Bob! Grimson Bob tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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