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Event:
Grunge 38: Tad
Date: Mar 14, 2021 |
#R1#
Warrior scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Warrior scoring well with a low kick there.
Warrior moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Prevot wants to clinch.
Warrior lands a leg kick that knocks Prevot off balance momentarily.
Prevot looks to clinch
letting Warrior counter with a right hand.
Prevot doesn't manage to clinch there - Warrior circles away.
Prevot with a poor takedown
and Warrior counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Prevot stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Warrior.
Warrior bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Prevot's head backwards.
Prevot on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Warrior lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Prevot tries to clinch up but Warrior circles away and keeps his distance.
Warrior with a hook.
Social Justice Warrior is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Warrior lands with a nice body punch.
Prevot on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Prevot swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Warrior counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT#It looks like Guilhaume Prevot has been cut.
Warrior connects with a body shot.
Prevot on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Warrior scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Warrior scores with a jab to the head.
Prevot shoots in looking for a takedown. Warrior tries to sprawl out of it but Prevot keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Warrior manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Warrior slips a jab and a cross from Prevot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Warrior looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Prevot on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Warrior scores with a punch to the head.
Prevot is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
#T2#
Prevot takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Warrior lands a nice looking kick to the body. Prevot takes a step back to recover.
Warrior scores with a push kick.
Warrior connects with a crisp jab.
Prevot misses with the combination.
Warrior was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Prevot swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Warrior counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Warrior is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Warrior circles away from the clinch attempt
and Warrior counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Prevot throws a combination that misses
and Warrior counters with a head kick. That will keep Prevot thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Warrior is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Warrior scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Warrior cracks Prevot with an open hand slap.
Warrior cracks Prevot with an open hand slap.#T3#
A nice leg kick lands there from Warrior.
Warrior scores with a kick to the midsection.
Warrior scores with a spinning back kick!
Warrior punishes Prevot's body with a nice straight punch.
Prevot on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Warrior. Warrior obviously looking to wear him down.
Warrior moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Warrior punishes Prevot's body with a nice straight punch.
Warrior moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Warrior lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Prevot is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Warrior connects with a looping right hand.
Warrior jabs at Prevot's body.
Warrior throws a leg kick which misses Prevot's front leg but catches the back leg as Prevot tries to avoid it.
Warrior is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Warrior throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Prevot on the side of the head.
Prevot misses with the body kick
and Warrior counters with a slapping leg kick. #T4#
Warrior listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Warrior with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Warrior avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Prevot takes a jab right on the kisser.
#TD2#
Warrior gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Warrior has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Prevot has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Warrior as the two fighters clinch.
Prevot has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Warrior.
Prevot's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Warrior lands a nice uppercut.
Warrior lands with a left to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Prevot's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Prevot swings wildly with an uppercut but Warrior uses good head movement to avoid it.
Prevot wants to get back to striking at distance but Warrior won't allow it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Social Justice Warrior dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Guilhaume Prevot's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Prevot looks to clinch
and Warrior makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Warrior throws a quick inside leg kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Warrior.
Warrior takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Warrior with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Prevot tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Warrior cracks a nice hook into Prevot's ribs.
Prevot shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Prevot sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Prevot takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Warrior scores with a hook.
Warrior listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Prevot misses with a double jab
and Warrior connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Warrior moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#T1#
A kick lands to the mid section there for Warrior.
Prevot swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Warrior counter with a right hand.
Warrior connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Warrior lands the left hand.
Prevot with a poor takedown
letting Warrior counter with a right hand.
Prevot darts in trying to clinch
and Warrior counters with a left to the body.
Warrior slips a straight right by Prevot.
Social Justice Warrior is winning the standup battle so far.
Warrior connects with a crisp jab.
Warrior with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Warrior scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Warrior changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Warrior is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Prevot can do to turn this around?
Warrior digs a good hook to Prevot's body.
Prevot's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Prevot tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Warrior manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Warrior is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#T2#
Warrior keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Prevot has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Prevot on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Warrior. Warrior obviously looking to wear him down.
A shot to the body from Prevot misses
and Prevot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Prevot swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Warrior counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Warrior lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Warrior throws a leg kick which misses Prevot's front leg but catches the back leg as Prevot tries to avoid it.
Warrior explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Warrior lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Warrior lands a nice looking kick to the body. Prevot takes a step back to recover.
Guilhaume Prevot is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Prevot walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Warrior paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Prevot has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Prevot there as he acknowledges the shot.
Warrior lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
#T3#
Warrior scores with a push kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Warrior.
Prevot tries to clinch but Warrior is having none of it.
Prevot tries to move into range but Warrior moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Warrior slips a jab from Prevot.
Some wild striking there from Prevot.
Prevot walks into a straight right hand from Warrior.
Warrior connects with a body shot.
A jab lands there for Warrior.
Warrior blocks a jab.
Prevot shoots in but Warrior avoids the takedown attempt easily.#T4#
Prevot tries to grapple but his opponent circles
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
and Prevot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Warrior scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from Warrior.
A cross from Warrior lands.
Warrior connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Warrior with a nice calf kick.
Prevot gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Warrior lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Prevot is looking to clinch but Warrior is avoiding it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A lazy left from Warrior finds it's target.
Warrior jabs at Prevot's body.
Prevot sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Social Justice Warrior dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Guilhaume Prevot's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Warrior lands the left hand.
Warrior with a nice calf kick.
Warrior connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Warrior ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Warrior lands with a cross.
Prevot shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Warrior as he avoids it easily.
Warrior tries to counter by clinching up but Prevot breaks away and moves out of range.
Warrior paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Warrior lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Warrior jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Warrior lands a nice leg kick that just misses Prevot's sensitive parts.
Prevot misses with a combination
and Warrior counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#ROC#Prevot is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Warrior scoring well with a low kick there.
Prevot tries to clinch
and Warrior counters with a nice body kick. #T1#
A kick lands to the mid section there for Warrior.
Prevot takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Warrior lands a nice shot that snaps Prevot's head back.
#CL#
Warrior clinches.
Warrior lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Warrior scores with a hook to the body.#BC#
Warrior's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Prevot misses with a kick to the body
and Warrior counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Warrior with a nice calf kick.
Good exchange - Warrior coming out on top.
Warrior with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Warrior works Prevot's body with a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Warrior throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Prevot stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A nice inside leg kick there by Warrior. That's going to slow Prevot down.
Warrior lands with a nice body punch. #T2#
Warrior lands a nice looking body shot.
Prevot takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Warrior.
A slapping leg kick lands for Warrior.
Warrior jabs at Prevot's body.
Warrior scores with a decent looking hook.
Prevot tries to move into range but Warrior moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Prevot takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Warrior clobbers Prevot with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Prevot misses with a body punch
and Warrior counters with an inside leg kick.
A solid body kick from Warrior.
Warrior scores with a jab. Prevot acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Prevot doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jab by Warrior.
Social Justice Warrior is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
Warrior uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Prevot has time to react.
Prevot falls off balance throwing a combination
and Warrior cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Warrior's jab looks to have found its range, popping Prevot under the eye.
Prevot on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Warrior smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Crunch! Warrior slams his shin into Prevot's torso.
Prevot throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Warrior counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Prevot doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Warrior counters with an outside leg kick.
Warrior bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Prevot's head.
Prevot is looking to clinch but Warrior is avoiding it.
Good leg kick by Warrior. #T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Prevot on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Warrior with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Warrior works the jab nicely.
Warrior lands a really nice looking cross but Prevot seems unphased.
Warrior throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Warrior. Prevot shrugs it off though.
Warrior keeps Prevot at a distance using the push kick.
Prevot doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Guilhaume Prevot has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Prevot chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Warrior can pounce on him.
A punch lands to the side of Prevot 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A jab from Warrior finds it's way through Prevot's defenses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Good leg kick by Warrior.
Prevot moves forwards but Warrior connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Warrior cracks Prevot with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
And that's the end of the fight!
Social Justice Warrior showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Warrior has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:24
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:24
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Social Justice Warrior! |
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Event:
Grunge 34: God’s Balls
Date: Feb 14, 2021 |
#R1#
Warrior takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Benoit lands a nice looking body shot.
Benoit throws a push kick but Warrior slaps the foot to one side.
Warrior checks a low kick from Benoit.
Warrior on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Warrior fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Warrior checks a low kick from Benoit.
Warrior appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Benoit lands a nice hook to Warrior's body. Warrior takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Benoit wants to land a leg kick but Warrior is out of range.
Warrior tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Benoit misses with a looping right.
Benoit has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Warrior takes a swing at Benoit's ribcage but misses.
Warrior on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Benoit looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Benoit throws an off balance right hand
and Warrior counters with a left to the body.
Benoit stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#T1#
Warrior fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Warrior has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Benoit.
Benoit throws a low kick but Warrior moves out of range easily.
A low kick from Benoit is predictable there
and Warrior counters with a body kick.
Benoit throws a half hearted mid kick.
Christ Benoit is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Donk. Benoit catches Warrior right on the button with a cross.
Benoit misses with a body shot.
Benoit throws a body punch but Warrior moves out of range.
Warrior only half commits to the counter leg kick.
A big left from Benoit misses.
Warrior misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Benoit checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Benoit thinks about countering with a body kick.
Benoit checks the leg kick.
As Warrior backs away, Benoit returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.#T2#
Warrior throws a low kick but Benoit avoids it.
Warrior changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Benoit tries to avoid it but Warrior manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Benoit to the ground. Benoit escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Warrior takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Warrior on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Benoit scores with a push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice leg kick lands there from Benoit.
Warrior throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Benoit connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Christ Benoit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Warrior misses with a kick to the body.
Benoit quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Warrior takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Benoit checks the leg kick nicely there.
Benoit misses the jab.
Benoit lands a glancing blow to the side of Warrior's head.#T3#
Benoit feints and then cracks Warrior's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Warrior down.
Benoit misses with a straight right.
Warrior throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Benoit's waist but Benoit gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Warrior off to one side.
Christ Benoit has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Social Justice Warrior.
Benoit scores with the left hand. Warrior knows he should have avoided that one. #ROC#Warrior is rocked!
Benoit fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Warrior manages to avoid it.
Benoit connects with an inside leg kick.
Nice body punch from Benoit.
Benoit tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Warrior was well out of range. Poor timing from Benoit.
Warrior throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Benoit takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Warrior is still on wobbly legs! Can Benoit finish him?
Benoit throws a quick inside leg kick.
Benoit circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Warrior to the canvas! Warrior doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Benoit keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Christ Benoit!
An out of breath Christ Benoit thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
Grunge 26: Ultramega OK
Date: Dec 19, 2020 |
#R1#
Picard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Warrior misses with a low kick.
Picard throws a nice inside leg kick.
A jab from Picard does it's job there.
Picard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The House Of Pain in the buildup to the fight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Warrior. Picard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Warrior lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Warrior uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Picard.
Picard checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Picard throws a jab but it's blocked by Warrior.
Warrior throws a nice looking combination but Picard bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Warrior throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Warrior scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Picard tries to clinch but Warrior moves out of range.
Warrior throws a looping overhand right but Picard ducks down to avoid it.
Warrior is looking to land body kicks.
Warrior throws a hook but Picard avoids it easily.#CL#
Picard clinches up with Warrior and pushes him back against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Picard has a couple of punches blocked by Warrior.
#T1#
Warrior blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Warrior blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Warrior tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Picard digs a right hand into Warrior's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Warrior's gas tank.
A frustrated look appears on Warrior's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Picard misses with a punch on the inside.
Picard misses with the head strike.
Warrior misses with some punches.
Warrior swings wildly with an uppercut but Picard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Picard lands a nice shot to the body.
Warrior misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Warrior misses with a short punch on the inside.
Picard blocks a body shot from Warrior.
Picard cracks Warrior with a nice body shot.
Warrior missing with knees to the body.
Picard throws a head punch that misses.
Picard cracks Warrior with a nice body shot.
Warrior lands a left hand that snaps the head of Picard backwards. #T2#
Picard lands a nice uppercut.
Warrior fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Picard lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Warrior backwards.
Picard is working Warrior over against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Warrior misses with a hook to the ribs.
Picard blocks an uppercut.
Warrior misses with a body punch.
Warrior swings wildly with an uppercut but Picard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Warrior struggles to land a body shot inside as Picard controls his hands.
Picard scores with a hook to the body.#TD#
Picard pulls Warrior into guard.
Picard trying to control the position here.
Picard keeping moving, preventing Warrior from controlling successfully.
Picard is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T3#
Warrior is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Picard wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Warrior wants to control from the top but Picard keeps moving. #SUB#
Picard looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Picard tries to land a sweep but no joy. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Picard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Picard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Picard lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Warrior motions for Picard to come forward. Warrior throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Picard scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Picard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Warrior throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nice uppercut there from Picard.#CUT#It looks like Social Justice Warrior has been cut.
Warrior misses with a wild body shot.
Warrior misses with a looping left.
Picard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Warrior lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Warrior scores with a jab. Picard acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nice defenses there by Warrior.
Picard tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Warrior paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Picard lands a jab to the nose.#ROC#Warrior is rocked!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jean Luc Picard will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Social Justice Warrior's cut.
That's time! Picard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Picard fails with a takedown attempt.
Warrior is still on wobbly legs! Can Picard finish him?
Picard fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Warrior to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Warrior looks to clinch but Picard throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Warrior taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Jean Luc Picard!
A victorious Jean Luc Picard thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
Grunge 21: Melvins
Date: Nov 07, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Warrior listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Warrior scores with a jab to the head.
Midget ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Midget with the counter takedown but Warrior avoids it easily.
Warrior misses with a leg kick.
And Midget tries to counter it with a takedown but Warrior pushes his down on his head and steps out.
A low kick from Warrior is predictable there #TD2#
and Midget counters with a nice double leg into half guard. #SUB2#
Midget is looking for a kimura here.
#SUB2#
Midget is trying to work for a kimura but Warrior is defending well.
Warrior is trying to control but can't.
#SUB2#
Midget seems to be looking for submissions.
#SUB2#
Midget is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Warrior is just riding it out for now. Midget eventually gives up the hold. #T1#
Midget tries to pass the half guard into mount. Warrior knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Warrior trying to control but Midget postures up.
#SUB2#
Midget is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Warrior avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Midget.
Warrior's coaches at Marijuana Gardens have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.#SUB2#
Midget trying to work for an americana but Warrior has managed to regain full guard.
Warrior looking for a sweep. Not yet Warrior, not yet. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Midget stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Warrior swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB#
Warrior has his foot on Midget's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Midget works his way back into a safe position though.
Midget trying to control but Warrior is working from the bottom.
Warrior will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Midget forces his way into half guard.
Warrior is looking to improve his position.
Warrior is trying to maintain the position but Midget is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB2#
Midget is trying to work for a kimura but Warrior is defending well.
#SUB2#
Midget is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Warrior sees it coming and defends easily.#T3#
Warrior is looking for a sweep. Midget is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB2#
Midget is looking for a kimura but Warrior is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Midget to get the leverage. #SUB2#
Midget is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Warrior sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB2#
Midget seems to be working for a kimura but Warrior defends the submission attempt.
Midget thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Warrior's head. #SUB2#
Midget seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Warrior is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Justin Midget! |
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Event:
Grunge 13: Soaked in Bleach
Date: Aug 08, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A chopping leg kick lands by Warrior.
Warrior seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Tsu takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Tsu goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Warrior fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Tsu.
Warrior lands a nice looking body kick.
Tsu swings widly with a right hand
and Warrior counters with an outside leg kick.
Warrior scores with a punch to the head.
Warrior connects with a leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#KD#
Warrior lands a big head kick that sends Tsu tumbling to the mat! Warrior takes a step backwards and waves Tsu back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#Tsu is rocked!
Tsu on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Tsu is still on wobbly legs! Can Warrior finish him?
Warrior connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Tsu changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Tsu seems to have recovered his senses.
Warrior bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tsu swings widly with a right hand
and Warrior counters with a good low kick that Tsu was not able to check.
Warrior moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Tsu swings widly with a right hand
and Warrior counters with a leg kick.
Tsu falls off balance throwing a combination
and Warrior counters with a leg kick. #T1#
Warrior with the inside leg kick.
Warrior fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tsu looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tsu looks winded!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Warrior.
Warrior throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Tsu colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Warrior as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Tsu is left battered and dazed whilst Warrior and his camp cheer!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Social Justice Warrior! |
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Event:
Grunge 9: Down in a Hole
Date: Jul 04, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Khali takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Warrior throws a leg kick which misses Khali's front leg but catches the back leg as Khali tries to avoid it.
Warrior throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Warrior is looking to slow Khali down with leg kicks.
Warrior connects with the punch.
Social Justice Warrior seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Warrior lands a slapping body shot.
Khali takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Warrior connects with a single shot there.
Khali ducks right into an uppercut from Warrior.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Warrior lands with a thumping leg kick.
Khali on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Warrior. Warrior obviously looking to wear him down.
Khali gets cracked there but stands up to it.
#T1#
Warrior throws a leg kick which misses Khali's front leg but catches the back leg as Khali tries to avoid it.
Warrior throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A nice leg kick from Warrior, right into the meat of the thigh.
Khali takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Khali takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Social Justice Warrior is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Khali looks winded!
A cross from Warrior lands.
Warrior lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Khali on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Khali chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Warrior can pounce on him.
Warrior throws a shot to the body.
#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good shot there by Warrior.
Good leg kick by Warrior.
Warrior scores with a nice strike.#ROC#Khali is rocked!
Warrior goes for a small jab and connects. Now Warrior goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Khali stumbles back but Warrior runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Khali to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Khali will ever be the same after a knockout like that.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Social Justice Warrior!
Brij Khali spoke after the fight, saying 'Dissapointed to Lose'. |
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