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Event: Gladius New Era     
Date:   Oct 18, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wiggum tries to clinch but Mayhem moves out of range.
A big right from Wiggum misses.
Wiggum is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mayhem throws a good cross that connects.
Wiggum takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mayhem swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mayhem definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Marshal Mayhem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mayhem circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mayhem misses with a body shot.
Mayhem connects with a body shot.
Wiggum walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#CL2#
Wiggum closes the distance and clinches.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Mayhem avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum.
Mayhem takes a knee to the side of the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Mayhem lands with a right to the head.
Wiggum with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time. #T1#
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Mayhem takes an elbow to the forehead.
Mayhem blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Mayhem takes an elbow to the temple.
Mayhem blocks an elbow strike.
Mayhem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wiggum creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Mayhem cracks Wiggum with a nice body shot.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow.
Mayhem blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mayhem.
Mayhem dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Mayhem blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum blocking some punches.
Wiggum lands an elbow that stopped Mayhem in his tracks for a moment.
Wiggum with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mayhem lands a body punch.
Mayhem tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wiggum's elbow. #T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mayhem lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mayhem creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wiggum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mayhem blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as Wiggum controls his hands.
Wiggum is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mayhem is defending well for now.#BC#
Mayhem breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wiggum throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wiggum tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Mayhem counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wiggum takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mayhem bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Wiggum's head.
Mayhem avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wiggum tries to clinch
and Mayhem counters with a right hand to the body.
Wiggum throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mayhem jabs Wiggum right on the nose. Wiggum blinks but takes it well.
Wiggum slips under a jab.
Wiggum looks to land a left hand but Mayhem moved out of range nicely.
Wiggum misses with a double jab. #T3#
Wiggum takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Wiggum wants to clinch up but Mayhem keeps it at a distance.#CL2#
Wiggum clinches up against the cage.
Mayhem is looking to break free of the clinch but Wiggum has double underhooks.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mayhem.
Mayhem lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
Mayhem avoiding damage as Wiggum throws knees to the body.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Mayhem blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mayhem pushes Wiggum back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mayhem is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wiggum with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Mayhem fails to pull guard.
Mayhem blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum. #T4#
Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Mayhem.
Wiggum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but Mayhem blocks it.
Mayhem gets through Wiggum's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wiggum creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Mayhem.
Mayhem lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wiggum looking to throw knees to the head but Mayhem is blocking nicely.
Wiggum being controlled against the cage.
Mayhem takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as Wiggum controls his hands.
A hook to the body from Mayhem.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it misses.
Wiggum missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Marshal Mayhem will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Wiggum wants to clinch up but Mayhem keeps it at a distance.
Mayhem is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Wiggum ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mayhem moves away.
Mayhem cracks Wiggum with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wiggum uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mayhem.
Mayhem is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wiggum wants to clinch up but Mayhem keeps it at a distance.
It looked like Mayhem was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Wiggum.
Mayhem looks to score with a jab to the body but Wiggum is just out of range.
Wiggum tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mayhem swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wiggum swings away with a body shot that misses
and Mayhem makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wiggum looks to land a left hand but Mayhem moved out of range nicely.
Wiggum wants to clinch up but Mayhem keeps it at a distance.
Wiggum misses with a straight right.
Wiggum avoids the body shot from Mayhem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wiggum closes the distance but Mayhem moves to the side
and Mayhem cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mayhem misses the shot to the body.
Wiggum tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wiggum is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Mayhem scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wiggum doesn't seem bothered though. #T1#
Mayhem stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Nice shot lands for Mayhem.
Wiggum wants to clinch
and Mayhem counters with a stiff right hand. #CL2#
Wiggum has closed the distance and engaged Mayhem in a clinch.
Mayhem gets through Wiggum's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow. #CUT2#It looks like Marshal Mayhem has been cut.
Mayhem blocks the elbow strike.
Wiggum with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mayhem blocks the elbow strike.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as Wiggum controls his hands.
Mayhem misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
Wiggum stalling the fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section. Mayhem lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. #T2#
Wiggum landing knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mayhem takes a knee to the side of the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Mayhem as Wiggum tries to tie him up.
Mayhem tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wiggum's elbow.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wiggum stalling in the clinch.
Mayhem takes an elbow to the temple.
Mayhem lands a nice shot to the body.
Mayhem blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mayhem creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mayhem blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wiggum misses with a knee to the head. #TD#
Mayhem decides to pull guard.
Wiggum postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #SUB#
Wiggum has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Mayhem to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Wiggum is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Mayhem pulls down on the head and he's put Wiggum to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Marshal Mayhem!
Marshal Mayhem retains his lightweight title!
After winning the bout, Marshal Mayhem thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: The Island Season 11, 155 lbs, Round 1     
Date:   Oct 08, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL#
Wiggum rushes Ru and presses him up against the cage.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Still in the clinch, Ru scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow.
Ru misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ru fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ru takes an elbow to the forehead.
Ru takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but Ru blocks it.
Wiggum with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ru is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Ru avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum.
Ru misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ru takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiggum throws a knee to the head but misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Knees to the body from Wiggum.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section. Ru lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Ru lands with a left to the head.
Nice body punch from Ru - that landed with a thud.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ru lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
Ru misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ru fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Ru misses with a punch on the inside.
Wiggum's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Ru tries a body shot but Wiggum blocks it.
Ru lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Ru looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow.
Ru lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wiggum looking to throw knees to the head but Ru is blocking nicely.
Ru blocks an elbow strike.
Wiggum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Ru tries to throw a body punch but Wiggum avoids it by throwing Ru back against the cage.
Ru lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ru.
Wiggum stalls.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiggum.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Wiggum throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ru blocks it with crossed arms.
Ru misses with a hook to the ribs. #T2#
Ru blocks an elbow strike.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ru lands a body shot.
Ru scores with a hook to the body.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but Ru blocks with his arms.
Ru misses with a hook from the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wiggum.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ru avoids it.
Ru working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ru has a couple of punches blocked by Wiggum.
Ru dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum tries to land knees in the clinch but Ru avoids the damage to the body.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wiggum.
A right handed body shot lands from Ru.
Ru lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wiggum is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Wiggum working Ru over with knees to the body.
Ru blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum. #T3#
A short body shot lands from Ru as the two fighters clinch.
Ru lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ru managing to block the knees to the body from Wiggum.
Wiggum connects with a nasty looking knee right to Ru's face.
Ru throws a head punch that misses.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ru fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wiggum creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Ru misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
Ru goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ru working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ru works on Wiggum's body with a couple of short punches.
Wiggum landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Ru lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but Ru blocks with his arms.
Ru misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wiggum throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wiggum with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ru can't find room to land a body shot as Wiggum controls the action. #T4#
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Ru's defenses.
Wiggum misses with a knee to the head.
Still in the clinch, Ru scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ru avoids it.
Ru fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Ru can't find room to land a body shot as Wiggum controls the action.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ru.
Ru lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A left hand lands to the body for Ru.
Ru lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Wiggum.
Wiggum is breathing heavily.
Ru pushes Wiggum back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ru on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Ru.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ru struggles to land a body shot inside as Wiggum controls his hands.
Ru lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it misses.
Wiggum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ralph Wiggum dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Wiggum wants to clinch
and Wiggum takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CL#
Wiggum gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Ru avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum blocking some punches.
Ru blocks an elbow strike.
Ru avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum.
Ru stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ru throws a punch but it's blocked by Wiggum.
Ru lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiggum.
Ru blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ru lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
Ru lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ru's brow.
Ru avoiding damage as Wiggum throws knees to the body.
Ru has a couple of punches blocked by Wiggum. #T1#
Nice body punch from Ru.
Ru misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Ru's defenses.
Wiggum using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ru has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ru lands a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ru presses Wiggum against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ru dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Ru lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
Ru pushes Wiggum back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wiggum takes a shot to the head.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Wiggum here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Ru lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A hook to the body from Ru.
Ru lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wiggum or not.
Ru lands a left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short uppercut from Ru. #ROC2#Wiggum is rocked!
Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ru.
Oh Wiggum is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A short right from Ru.
Ru lands a right hand.
Ru dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
A right handed body shot lands from Ru.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Ru's defenses.
Wiggum seems to have got his legs back now.#T2#
Ru pushes Wiggum back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ru lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wiggum creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A shot in the inside from Ru.
Ru makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wei Ru seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Ru pushes Wiggum back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Ru lands a shot to the body.
Wiggum's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Ru creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Wiggum's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Wiggum drops to his knees and Ru pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wei Ru!

 

Event: G | 48     
Date:   Sep 26, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL2#
Badildoon has Wiggum up against the cage in a clinch.
Badildoon is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Badildoon scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wiggum lands a knee to the body.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Badildoon's defenses.
Badildoon lands with a left to the head.
Badildoon lands an uppercut.
Badildoon works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Badildoon lands with a short shot to the head.
Badildoon looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wiggum misses with a knee to the head.
Badildoon misses with a punch to the body.
Wiggum misses with a knee to the head.
Badildoon takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT#It looks like Akara Badildoon has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wiggum throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Badildoon.
Badildoon can't find room to land a body shot as Wiggum controls the action.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Badildoon's brow.
Badildoon blocks an elbow strike.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #T1#
Badildoon tries to work over Wiggum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Badildoon lands a body shot in the clinch.
Badildoon is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Badildoon misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Badildoon avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum.
A shot in the inside from Badildoon.
Badildoon avoids the elbow strike from Wiggum, against the cage.
Wiggum pushes off an throws an elbow but Badildoon leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Badildoon's brow.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it misses.
Badildoon works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Badildoon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Badildoon blocks the elbow strike.
Wiggum's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Badildoon blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Badildoon blocks an elbow strike.
Badildoon doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Badildoon's brow.
Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Badildoon. #T2#
Badildoon blocks the elbow strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Badildoon.
Wiggum looking to throw knees to the head but Badildoon is blocking nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Badildoon lands a hook to the side of the head.
Badildoon misses with the head strike.
Badildoon blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Badildoon doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wiggum is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Badildoon is defending well for now.
Badildoon letting Wiggum take a breather here.
Badildoon tries a body shot but Wiggum blocks it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Badildoon creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Badildoon dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Badildoon's brow.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Badildoon tries to work over Wiggum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Badildoon avoids it.
Badildoon throws a punch but it's blocked by Wiggum.
Wiggum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land. #T3#
Wiggum blocking some punches.
Wiggum tries to land knees in the clinch but Badildoon avoids the damage to the body.
Badildoon lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Badildoon blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Badildoon throws a punch but it's blocked by Wiggum.
Badildoon lands a hook that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiggum.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiggum.
Badildoon works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Badildoon is leaning against Wiggum and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Badildoon scores with a shoulder strike.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but Badildoon blocks with his arms.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Badildoon shrugs off.
Badildoon lands a hook that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum takes a shot to the head. #T4#
Badildoon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Badildoon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Badildoon presses Wiggum against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Badildoon gets through Wiggum's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Badildoon lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
Badildoon managing to block the knees to the body from Wiggum.
A nice right hand lands inside from Badildoon.
Badildoon lands with a left to the head.
Badildoon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Badildoon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Badildoon working aggressively here.
Badildoon dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Badildoon lands with a left to the head. #ROC2#Wiggum is rocked!
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Oh Wiggum is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wiggum blocking some punches.
Badildoon takes an elbow to the forehead.
Wiggum with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Akara Badildoon will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Akara Badildoon's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Wiggum wants to clinch up but Badildoon keeps it at a distance.
Wiggum seems to have got his legs back now.#KD2#
Badildoon sends Wiggum crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Badildoon is motioning to the referee to let Wiggum up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#CL2#
Badildoon gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Akara Badildoon seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wiggum working Badildoon over with knees to the body.
Badildoon blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. #ROC#Badildoon is rocked!
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Badildoon is still on wobbly legs! Can Wiggum finish him?
Badildoon throws a punch but it's blocked by Wiggum.
Wiggum jerks Badildoon's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Badildoon drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Wiggum goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Wiggum because Badildoon was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Ralph Wiggum!
A relieved looking Ralph Wiggum thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: G | 45     
Date:   Sep 19, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wiggum takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Wiggum misses with a straight left. #CL2#
Wiggum gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Mayhem blocks an elbow strike.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
Mayhem tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Wiggum smiles and moves away.
Mayhem waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wiggum.
Mayhem ducks under a wild hook from Wiggum.
Mayhem lands a nice hook to Wiggum's body. Wiggum takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Mayhem fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Mayhem avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wiggum tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Wiggum takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wiggum takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice jab there from Mayhem.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mayhem wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Mayhem slips under a jab.
Mayhem lands with a right hand.
Mayhem slips under a jab.
Wiggum throws the left hand but Mayhem avoids the punch easily.#T1#
Wiggum fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL2#
Wiggum clinches with his opponent.
Mayhem tries to circle away but Wiggum has him pinned against the cage.
Mayhem takes a knee right on the jaw! #CUT2#It looks like Marshal Mayhem has been cut.
Knees to the body from Wiggum.
Mayhem lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short left from Mayhem.
Wiggum lands an elbow just above Mayhem 's eye.
Mayhem avoids the elbow strike from Wiggum, against the cage.
Mayhem lands an uppercut.
Wiggum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mayhem blocks the elbow strike.
Mayhem scores with a hook to the body.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mayhem working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wiggum throws an elbow but misses.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it misses.
Mayhem lands a shoulder strike. #T2#
A short body shot lands from Mayhem as the two fighters clinch.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
Mayhem tries to throw a body punch but Wiggum avoids it by throwing Mayhem back against the cage.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Wiggum is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Mayhem is keeping busy.
A right hook to the body lands for Mayhem.
Mayhem scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mayhem blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mayhem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mayhem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wiggum working Mayhem over with knees to the body.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Mayhem lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mayhem is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wiggum putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Mayhem in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #T3#
Wiggum displaying some good clinch control by pressing Mayhem up against the cage.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
A short right from Mayhem.
Mayhem is working Wiggum over against the cage.
Mayhem blocks the elbow strike.
A body shot lands from Mayhem.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Mayhem's brow.
Mayhem avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wiggum pushes off an throws an elbow but Mayhem leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Wiggum is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Mayhem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Wiggum misses with a knee to the head.
Wiggum takes a shot to the head.
Mayhem throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wiggums head.
Mayhem lands a nice uppercut.#T4#
Wiggum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiggum misses with a knee to the head.
Mayhem pushes Wiggum back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Mayhem has Wiggum pushed against the cage.
Wiggum trying to land knees to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mayhem.
Mayhem avoids the elbow strike from Wiggum, against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mayhem.
Mayhem tries to stall but Wiggum uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Mayhem can't find room to land a body shot as Wiggum controls the action.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mayhem managing to block the knees to the body from Wiggum.
Mayhem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wiggum leaning against his opponent.
Mayhem throws a head punch that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mayhem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Marshal Mayhem will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Marshal Mayhem's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Wiggum takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wiggum moves in looking to clinch but Mayhem pushes him off.
Mayhem connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wiggum's hands.
Mayhem throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wiggum tries to counter with a clinch but Mayhem shakes him off and moves away.
Wiggum takes one to the chin there.#CL2#
Wiggum closes the distance and pushes Mayhem back into the cage.
A short right from Mayhem.
Ralph Wiggum seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Mayhem misses with a punch to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Mayhem's brow.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Mayhem lands with a right to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Mayhem avoids it.
Mayhem jumps guard but Wiggum stands there with Mayhem around his waist. Mayhem gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as Wiggum controls his hands. #T1#
Wiggum putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Mayhem in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Mayhem takes an elbow to the forehead. #TD#
Mayhem ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Mayhem no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. #SUB#
Mayhem is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Wiggum has his hands clasped together but Mayhem extends and breaks Wiggum's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Mayhem.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Marshal Mayhem!
Marshal Mayhem retains his lightweight title!
A relieved looking Marshal Mayhem thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: G | 43     
Date:   Sep 13, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moons swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wiggum.#CL#
Wiggum rushes Moons and presses him up against the cage.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Moons is trying to force a seperation but Wiggum has the dominant position.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Moons lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Moons blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum pushes off an throws an elbow but Moons leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Moons's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Moons blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Moons blocks the elbow strike.
Wiggum avoiding damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC2#
Moons breaks the clinch.
Wiggum tries to clinch up.#CL#
Wiggum takes the fight into the clinch.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but Moons blocks it. #T1#
Moons avoiding damage as Wiggum throws knees to the body.
Moons takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum missing with knees to the body.
Wiggum leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Knees to the body from Wiggum.
Moons looks winded!
Wiggum landing knees to the head.
Moons takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wiggum landing some nice looking knees to the body. #T2#
Wiggum dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Moons avoids the elbow strike from Wiggum, against the cage.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiggum lands a nice elbow.
A knee to the head by Wiggum.
Wiggum has Moons pushed against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wiggum.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Moons's brow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
Wiggum trying to land knees to the body.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Moons shrugs off.
Moons blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#T3#
Wiggum lands a good knee to the midsection. Moons won't want to take too many of those.
Wiggum stalling.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section. Moons lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Moons is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Wiggum scores a nice knee to the body.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Wiggum lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Moons shrugs off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside. #T4#
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but Moons blocks with his arms.
Wiggum throws a knee to the head but misses.
Moons avoiding damage as Wiggum throws knees to the body.
Moons blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wiggum lands an elbow that stopped Moons in his tracks for a moment.
Wiggum keeps control of Moons as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Moons misses with the head strike.
Moons avoids the elbow strike from Wiggum, against the cage.
Moons tries to break free but Wiggum pushes him back against the cage.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Moons's defenses.
Wiggum lands a knee to the head.
Wiggum lands a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ralph Wiggum dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.#R2##CL#
Wiggum pushes Moons up against the cage in a clinch.
A knee to the head by Wiggum. #KD#
Wiggum drops Moons with a big knee straight up the middle! Moons is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet! #ROC#Moons is rocked!#CL#
Wiggum closes the distance and clinches.
Moons is still on wobbly legs! Can Wiggum finish him?
Wiggum scores a nice knee to the body.
Moons avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wiggum lands a nice elbow. #BC2#
Moons breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL#
Wiggum moves into the clinch.
Wiggum stalls.
Moons tries to break free but Wiggum pushes him back against the cage.
Moons is trying to force a seperation but Wiggum has the dominant position.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Wiggum here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Moons seems to have recovered his senses.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Come on Wiggum - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Wiggum is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Moons can do to turn this around?
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body. #T1#
Moons dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moons.
The referee calls for Wiggum to work.
Wiggum misses with a knee strike.
Wiggum landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it misses.
Moons takes a knee to the side of the body.
Moons is looking to break free of the clinch but Wiggum has double underhooks.
Wiggum working Moons over with knees to the body.
Ralph Wiggum has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Moons is breathing heavily.
Wiggum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Moons blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Moons blocks an elbow strike.#T2#
Wiggum keeps control of Moons as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wiggum using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Moons has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wiggum lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wiggum throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moons blocks it with crossed arms.
Wiggum lands an elbow that stopped Moons in his tracks for a moment.
Wiggum lands a knee to the body.
Moons blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum just leaning against Moons, taking a breather.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wiggum connects with a knee to the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside. #T3#
Wiggum lands a knee to the body.
Wiggum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Moons wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wiggum putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Moons in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Moons blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wiggum misses with a knee to the head.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moons avoids it.
Moons takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Moons shrugs off.
Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moons.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow. #T4#
Moons is trying to force a seperation but Wiggum has the dominant position.
Moons has had enough of the clinch but Wiggum keeps him there for the moment.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moons avoids it.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Moons blocks the elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Moons's brow.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Moons's defenses.
Wiggum connects with a knee to the head.
Wiggum with a knee to the head.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Moons on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wiggum is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moons is defending well for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ralph Wiggum dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3##CL#
Wiggum rushes Moons and presses him up against the cage.
Come on Wiggum - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Moons on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiggum displaying some good clinch control by pressing Moons up against the cage.
Moons is trying to break the clinch but Wiggum has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wiggum is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body. #T1#
Wiggum putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Moons in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Moons shrugs off.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Moons's defenses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wiggum.
Moons takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Moons working hard to break the clinch.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Moons's defenses.
Moons blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wiggum throws an elbow but misses.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but he's missed. #T2#
Moons wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wiggum creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wiggum trying to land knees to the body.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wiggum connects with a knee to the head.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Moons avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Moons takes a knee to the side of the body. #T3#
Wiggum lands a good knee to the midsection. Moons won't want to take too many of those.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Moons blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Moons takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Moons on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Moons dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Moons's efforts to push away.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Moons wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wiggum has him pressed against the cage.
Two Moons has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4#
Moons takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiggum manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Ralph Wiggum is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Moons blocks the elbow strike.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Moons blocks an elbow strike.
Wiggum working Moons over with knees to the body.
Moons is trying to push Wiggum away but Wiggum has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Moons throws a head punch that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ralph Wiggum showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Wiggum, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:24
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:24
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ralph Wiggum!

After winning the bout, Ralph Wiggum thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: G | 40     
Date:   Sep 05, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL2#
Wiggum has managed to clinch.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wiggum crunches a lovely knee into Victor's ribcage.
Wiggum scores with a knee to the head.
Victor takes a knee to the side of the body.
Victor is breathing heavily.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside. #CUT2#It looks like Caio Victor has been cut.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
Wiggum is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Victor tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wiggum landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wiggum lands an elbow that stopped Victor in his tracks for a moment.
Victor takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wiggum lands an elbow just above Victor 's eye.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Victor shrugs off.
Wiggum looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wiggum lands an elbow just above Victor 's eye.
Wiggum holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Wiggum lands a nice knee to the body.
Victor fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Wiggum lands an elbow just above Victor 's eye.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Victor shrugs off. #T1#
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wiggum lands a nice knee to the body.
Victor takes an elbow to the temple.
A knee to the head by Wiggum. #ROC2#Victor is rocked!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
Oh Victor is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
Victor tries to score a body lock takedown but Wiggum shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Caio Victor. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wiggum has Victor pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Victor is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Wiggum - that's hurt Victor badly! Oh, another knee lands and Victor is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Victor doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Ralph Wiggum!
A very excited looking Ralph Wiggum made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: G | TBA     
Date:   Aug 26, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Wiggum. Agripa does a little dance to reset his feet.#CL2#
Wiggum closes the distance and clinches.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wiggum obliges.
Wiggum missing with knees to the body.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum lands an elbow just above Agripa 's eye. #TD#
Agripa jumps guard.
Wiggum postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Wiggum missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB#
Wiggum is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Agripa has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Wiggum is looking to defend but Agripa has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Wiggum! Agripa pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Wiggum taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Marcos Agripa!
Marcos Agripa retains his lightweight title!
Our winner, Marcos Agripa, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: G | 34     
Date:   Aug 19, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Mack.
Wiggum wants to clinch but Mack slips to the side
and Mack counters with a stiff right hand.
Wiggum has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.#CL2#
Wiggum instigates a clinch.
Mack tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mack takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT2#It looks like Craig Mack has been cut.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Mack shrugs off.
Mack pushes Wiggum back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wiggum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mack goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short left from Mack.
Mack works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Mack blocks the elbow strike.
Mack lands with a left to the head.
Mack is working Wiggum over against the cage.
Mack digs a right hand underneath Wiggum's ribcage. Wiggum let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Mack avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum.
Mack doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow. #T1#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mack.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Mack misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wiggum with a knee to the head.
Wiggum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #CUT2#Craig Mack's cut is getting worse.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Mack lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Mack misses with a body punch.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Mack scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mack takes an elbow to the forehead.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mack can't find room to land a body shot as Wiggum controls the action.
Mack softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Mack's defenses.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it's blocked. #T2#
Mack fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mack takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT2#Craig Mack's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Mack definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Mack lands a hook that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
Mack takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT2#Jeez, Craig Mack's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Craig Mack's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ralph Wiggum!
Ralph Wiggum seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: G | 26: TBA     
Date:   Jul 25, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD#
Agripa darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB#
Agripa in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Wiggum tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Agripa!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Marcos Agripa!
Marcos Agripa retains his lightweight title!
Marcos Agripa decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: G | 18: Wiggum x Kasai     
Date:   Jul 01, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Kasai misses.
Kasai is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Wiggum tries to clinch there but Kasai circles away.
Kasai scores with a body shot.
Kasai throws a low kick but it's checked well by Wiggum.
Kasai swats away the attempt to clinch by Wiggum.
Wiggum fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wiggum tries to close the distance and clinch but Kasai swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wiggum wants to clinch up but Kasai keeps it at a distance.#CL#
Wiggum closes the distance and clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wiggum landing knees to the head.
Wiggum landing knees to the body.
Wiggum lands an elbow that stopped Kasai in his tracks for a moment.
Wiggum being controlled against the cage.
Kasai wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #T1#
Wiggum is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wiggum with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wiggum landing knees to the body.
Kasai takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kasai takes an elbow to the forehead.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Kasai fails to land.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT#It looks like Keizo Kasai has been cut.
Wiggum definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Wiggum connects with a nasty looking knee right to Kasai's face.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but Kasai blocks with his arms.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiggum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wiggum creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Kasai's coach down at Armored Fitness & Sparring was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Kasai's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Wiggum working Kasai over with knees to the body.
Kasai looks winded!
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Wiggum stalling the fight.
Kasai dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum lands a nice knee to the body.
Wiggum avoiding damage. #T2#
Wiggum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wiggum lands a good knee to the midsection. Kasai won't want to take too many of those.
Kasai takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiggum connects with a nasty looking knee right to Kasai's face.
Wiggum connects with a knee to the head.
Kasai takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kasai misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wiggum crunches a lovely knee into Kasai's ribcage.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wiggum putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kasai in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wiggum landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kasai lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wiggum is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #T3#
Wiggum landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kasai's defenses.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiggum leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Wiggum taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #T4#
A knee to the head by Wiggum.
Kasai takes an elbow to the forehead. #ROC#Kasai is rocked!#CUT#That has opened up Keizo Kasai's cut even more.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Kasai is still on wobbly legs! Can Wiggum finish him?
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiggum lands an elbow that stopped Kasai in his tracks for a moment.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kasai's defenses.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow.
Kasai lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kasai's defenses.
Clinched against the cage, Wiggum lands a big elbow that drops Kasai! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Kasai is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ralph Wiggum!
Ralph Wiggum decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: G | 12: Camara x Burns     
Date:   Jun 13, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wiggum is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Carillo Fuantes throws a looping overhand right but Wiggum ducks down to avoid it.
Carillo Fuantes throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wiggum sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wiggum wants to counter with a clinch but Carillo Fuantes pushes him away.#CL2#
Wiggum rushes Carillo Fuantes and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Wiggum lands an elbow just above Carillo Fuantes 's eye.
Carillo Fuantes misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section. Carillo Fuantes lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Carillo Fuantes misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wiggum looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wiggum lands an elbow just above Carillo Fuantes 's eye.
Wiggum working Carillo Fuantes over with knees to the body.
Carillo Fuantes is breathing heavily.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section. Carillo Fuantes lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The referee is keeping an eye on Wiggum - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow.
A knee to the head by Wiggum.
Wiggum lands a good knee to the midsection. Carillo Fuantes won't want to take too many of those.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiggum lands an elbow just above Carillo Fuantes 's eye.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum. #ROC2#Carillo Fuantes is rocked!#T1#
Carillo Fuantes takes an elbow to the forehead.
Oh Carillo Fuantes is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Carillo Fuantes's defenses.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Carillo Fuantes takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wiggum lands a nice knee to the body.
Wiggum lands a knee to the head. #KD2#
Wiggum drops Carillo Fuantes with a big knee straight up the middle! Carillo Fuantes is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiggum loads up on a big right hand but Carillo Fuantes slips the punch.#CL2#
Wiggum closes the distance and clinches.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow.
Wiggum working the clinch nicely. Carillo Fuantes is working for position but Wiggum cracks him with a big knee to the head! Carillo Fuantes crumples up against the cage and Wiggum lands two more shots before the ref can save Carillo Fuantes! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Ralph Wiggum!
Ralph Wiggum thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: G | 10: Jackson x Zaitoun     
Date:   Jun 06, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL2#
Wiggum closes the distance and clinches.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wiggum obliges.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bond's defenses. #CUT2#It looks like Micheal Bond has been cut.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wiggum landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bond really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bond is trying to break the clinch but Wiggum is controlling him.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wiggum throws an elbow but misses.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but Bond blocks it.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it misses.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wiggum slows down the pace here.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bond's brow. #T1#
Bond wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum. #ROC2#Bond is rocked!
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
Oh Bond is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Bond shrugs off. #CUT2#Micheal Bond's cut is getting worse.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A frustrated look appears on Bond's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Wiggum looking to throw knees to the head but Bond is blocking nicely.
Wiggum misses with a knee to the head.
Bond seems to have got his legs back now.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but Bond blocks it.
Bond dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wiggum trying to land knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Wiggum. #T2#
Wiggum keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bond's efforts to push away.
Wiggum looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bond tries to break free but Wiggum pushes him back against the cage.
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wiggum lands a nice knee to the body.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wiggum putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Bond in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Bond avoiding damage as Wiggum throws knees to the body.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bond avoids the elbow strike from Wiggum, against the cage.
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #T3#
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wiggum pushes off an throws an elbow but Bond leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
Wiggum lands an elbow just above Bond 's eye. #CUT2#Micheal Bond's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Wiggum taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Wiggum tries to land knees in the clinch but Bond avoids the damage to the body.
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wiggum using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bond has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wiggum scores a nice knee to the body.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but Bond blocks it.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wiggum throws an elbow but misses.
Wiggum with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow.
Wiggum trying to land knees to the body. #T4#
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but Bond blocks with his arms.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wiggum throws an elbow but misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiggum trying to land knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bond's brow.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but Bond blocks with his arms.
Bond avoids the elbow strike from Wiggum, against the cage.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bond wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wiggum has him pressed against the cage.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT2#Jeez, Micheal Bond's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Bond avoiding damage as Wiggum throws knees to the body.
Bond blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bond's defenses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ralph Wiggum dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Micheal Bond's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
An inside leg kick lands from Bond.
Wiggum throws a low kick but Bond moves out of range easily.
Micheal Bond seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bond scores with a jab.#CL2#
Wiggum closes the distance and pushes Bond back into the cage.
Bond blocks the elbow strike.
Bond wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wiggum has him pressed against the cage.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but Bond blocks it.
Wiggum lands an elbow just above Bond 's eye.
Wiggum crunches a lovely knee into Bond's ribcage.
Wiggum dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wiggum working Bond over with knees to the body.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. #T1#
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Knees to the body from Wiggum.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bond blocks the elbow strike.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bond lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bond dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum trying to land knees to the body.
Wiggum misses with a knee strike.
Bond can't break the clinch.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Micheal Bond's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ralph Wiggum!
After winning the bout, Ralph Wiggum thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Micheal Bond spoke after the fight, saying 'It was a good fight, i made some error, trying to work outside the game-plan. now i go back fix my mistake and come back more ready.'.

 

Event: Gladius Fight Night 5     
Date:   May 27, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL#
Wiggum closes the distance and pushes Marchand back into the cage.
Marchand fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Marchand wants to stall.
Marchand takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Marchand shrugs off. #CUT#It looks like Jacques Marchand has been cut.
Wiggum landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wiggum landing knees to the head.
Wiggum with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Marchand looks winded!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
Wiggum connects with a nasty looking knee right to Marchand's face.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Wiggum landing knees to the head. #ROC#Marchand is rocked!
Wiggum has Marchand pressed against the cage. He pushes Marchand back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Wiggum throws a beautiful elbow that sends Marchand crashing to the floor! Wiggum piles on the pressure with more strikes! Marchand is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ralph Wiggum!
A victorious Ralph Wiggum thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Gladius | 5: Camara vs Krueger     
Date:   May 16, 2020



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marui connects with a jab.
Marui moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Wiggum is rocked!

It looks like Ralph Wiggum has been cut.
Marui connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Wiggum! He's out on his feet! Marui rushes in and drops Wiggum with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Naoko Marui!
An out of breath Naoko Marui thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   May 03, 2020



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wiggum clinches with his opponent.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.

Punk manages to break the clinch.
Punk staying out of range there.

Wiggum darts in and clinches Punk up against the cage.
Wiggum lands a nice knee to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wiggum throws an elbow but misses.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Punk lands an elbow inside that Wiggum shrugs off.
Punk blocks an elbow strike.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Punk shrugs off.

It looks like Cm Punk has been cut.
Wiggum lands an elbow just above Punk 's eye.
Wiggum should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Punk's brow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wiggum landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Punk trying to control the position but instead, Wiggum has worked for underhooks and has pushed Punk into the cage.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Punk's brow.
Punk blocks an elbow strike.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Punk is breathing heavily.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Punk's defenses.
Punk fails to pull guard.
Punk takes an elbow to the forehead.
Punk is trying to break the clinch but Wiggum is controlling him.
Wiggum misses with a knee strike.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wiggum obliges.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section. Punk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wiggum dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Punk shrugs off.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but Punk blocks with his arms.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Punk's defenses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wiggum lands a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Punk shrugs off.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Punk takes an elbow to the forehead.
Wiggum crunches a lovely knee into Punk's ribcage.
Punk takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiggum scores a nice knee to the body.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but Punk blocks with his arms.
Punk takes an elbow to the forehead.
Wiggum connects with a knee to the head.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Punk tries to pull guard but Wiggum forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Punk takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wiggum throws an elbow but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum landing knees to the body.
Wiggum gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Punk.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cm Punk. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Punk is trying to push Wiggum away but Wiggum has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Wiggum keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Punk's efforts to push away.
Wiggum throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punk blocks it with crossed arms.
Punk really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Punk is trying to drag Wiggum to the mat but Wiggum just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Wiggum scores a nice knee to the body.
Punk drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Wiggum gets the underhooks and prevents it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punk can't get the takedown.
Punk is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Wiggum pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Punk has a couple of punches blocked by Wiggum.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section. Punk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wiggum landing knees to the head.
Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Punk.
Punk managing to block the knees to the body from Wiggum.
Punk is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Wiggum is defending well.
Wiggum is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Punk on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Punk tries to break free but Wiggum pushes him back against the cage.

Punk breaks the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ralph Wiggum dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Cm Punk's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Wiggum tries to close the distance and clinch but Punk swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Wiggum drives through and clinches with Punk against the cage.
Wiggum is stalling here.
Ralph Wiggum seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Punk trying to stall but Wiggum improves his position.
Punk drops down looking for an ankle pick but Wiggum pulls his leg out and moves away.
Wiggum fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ralph Wiggum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed right hand from Wiggum misses the target.

Wiggum clinches up with Punk and pushes him back against the cage.
Wiggum trying to land knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
Punk can't find room to land a body shot as Wiggum controls the action.
Punk tries for a takedown. No joy.
Punk looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cm Punk. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Punk tries to circle away but Wiggum has him pinned against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punk jumps guard but Wiggum stands there with Punk around his waist. Punk gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Punk takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wiggum lands an elbow that stopped Punk in his tracks for a moment.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wiggum obliges.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
Wiggum holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wiggum.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Wiggum throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punk blocks it with crossed arms.
Punk wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiggum keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Punk's efforts to push away.
Wiggum looking to throw knees to the head but Punk is blocking nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wiggum keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Punk's efforts to push away.
Punk blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Punk shrugs off.
Punk is looking to take this one to the mat.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Punk pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wiggum leaves Punk with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Wiggum clinches up with Punk and pushes him back against the cage.
Wiggum crunches a lovely knee into Punk's ribcage.
Punk working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Punk pulls guard successfully.
Punk wants to sweep here but Wiggum controlling him for the moment.
Wiggum would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Punk is trying to keep Wiggum in close.
Wiggum in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum throws a strike but Punk rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Punk tries to free his leg and advance position but Wiggum is retaining full guard.
Wiggum has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wiggum looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Wiggum throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Punk escapes and throws Wiggum's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Wiggum wants to get back to his feet.
Wiggum is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Wiggum sneaks back into half guard.
Punk stops Wiggum from getting back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ralph Wiggum showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Cm Punk's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!


Wiggum tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Punk counters with a left and a right that stings Wiggum.
Wiggum tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Punk swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

Punk feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

Wiggum is looking for a triangle but Punk pushes his legs off easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Punk looking to pass the guard.
Punk scoring with punches to the head and body.
Punk controls from within his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Wiggum is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Punk sitting in guard here, content to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wiggum working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Punk doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Punk manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Wiggum looking for a guillotine here but Punk defends easily.

Wiggum is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Wiggum is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Punk gets to his feet - Wiggum follows without any prompting.
Nice sprawl there from Wiggum as Punk shoots in.
Danga de danga de dang - Punk scores with a four punch combination!
Wiggum throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Punk sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Punk shoots in but Wiggum avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Wiggum tries to clinch but Punk moves out of range.
Punk went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Punk avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Punk throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Punk shoots in for a takedown but Wiggum shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cm Punk. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Punk will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum throws an overhand right that lands on Punk's shoulder, as Punk tries to avoid the shot.
Wiggum jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ralph Wiggum is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Punk scores with a spinning back kick!
Nice sprawl there from Wiggum as Punk shoots in.

Wiggum darts in and clinches Punk up against the cage.

Punk gets control of Wiggum's arms and successfully pulls guard. Punk will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Punk is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Punk keeping moving, preventing Wiggum from controlling successfully.
Wiggum tries to free his leg and advance position but Punk is retaining full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum postures up in Punk's guard and throws a big left but Punk blocks it.
Wiggum wants to control from the top but Punk keeps moving.
Ralph Wiggum is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Punk manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Wiggum manages to get himself to full guard.

Wiggum is wriggling around but Punk manages to pass to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wiggum slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

Wiggum had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Punk defends it easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Punk content to stall in guard here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cm Punk showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Wiggum has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 27:29
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 27:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ralph Wiggum!

Our winner, Ralph Wiggum, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Cm Punk stepped up to the mic, saying 'I am a loser but I could put over 300lbs in the gym if I tried.'.

 

 
 
 
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