Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary

Event: Just some fights 20
Date: Mar 29, 2025

#R1#
Kooldfish checks a leg kick.
Kooldfish is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Nye with a body shot.
Nye misses with a double jab.
Kooldfish swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nye misses with a straight right.
Nye throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kooldfish counters with a stiff right hand.
Nye misses with a body shot.
Nye looks to land a right hand but Kooldfish moved out of range.
Nye missing with a left hand there. Kooldfish was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hobert Nye seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nye falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kooldfish counters with a head kick. That will keep Nye thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Nye throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kooldfish feints a counter leg kick.#TD#
Kooldfish tries to sprawl but Nye drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nye stops Kooldfish from getting back to his feet. #T1#
Nye controlling the action here.
Kooldfish is trying to stand.
Kooldfish is not content to let Nye control the position.
Nye content to control rather than advance.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Nye lands a nice short elbow.
Kooldfish tries to kick Nye off but Nye keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Kooldfish is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Nye is looking to take a break and control but Kooldfish is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Kooldfish is looking to improve his position.
Nye controlling the pace.
Kooldfish is not content to let Nye control the position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#CL#
Nye darts in and clinches Kooldfish up against the cage.
Kooldfish lands a nice shot to the body.
Kooldfish misses with a punch on the inside.
Kooldfish lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nye backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kooldfish. #T3#
Nye misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kooldfish throws an elbow but it misses. #BC2#
Kooldfish breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nye misses with a straight left.
Nye misses with an uppercut
and Kooldfish cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nye connects with a crisp jab.
Nye misses the jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kooldfish! But no joy.
A swing and a miss from Nye.
Kooldfish flicks out a counter leg kick but Nye steps away.
Nye will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nye backing away here, and Kooldfish unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Nye swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kooldfish is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Nye lunges at Kooldfish with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kooldfish's hand. #T4#
A nice inside leg kick there by Nye. That's going to slow Kooldfish down.
Nye misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kooldfish is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Nye with a body shot.
Nye tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kooldfish swivels and escapes.
Kooldfish is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Nye scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sloppy strikes from Nye. Those never looked like landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice uppercut there from Nye.
A swing and a miss from Nye.
Nye lands an overhand right.
Emelia Kooldfish is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nye scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Nye misses with a leg kick
and Kooldfish counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nye thinking.
Nye misses with a straight left.
Kooldfish appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Hobert Nye dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Nye misses with a low kick.
Nye misses with a body punch
and Kooldfish counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CL#
Nye darts in and clinches Kooldfish up against the cage.
Kooldfish pushes Nye back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nye takes a shot to the head.
Kooldfish blocks a body shot from Nye.
Nye is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kooldfish can do to turn this around?#BC#
Nye manages to break the clinch.
Nye thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kooldfish appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Nye with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Kooldfish counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nye feints and then cracks Kooldfish's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kooldfish down. #CL#
Nye gets in close and instigates a clinch. #BC2#
Kooldfish escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nye tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Kooldfish counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've been informed that Kooldfish has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#T1#
Nye misses with an uppercut.
Kooldfish looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nye lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#CL#
Nye rushes Kooldfish and presses him up against the cage.
Nye blocking some punches.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.#BC2#
Kooldfish breaks the clinch.
Nye misses with a few strikes there.
Kooldfish is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Nye throws a looping overhand right but Kooldfish ducks down to avoid it.
Kooldfish replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Nye blocks it well.
Kooldfish has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#T2#
Kooldfish avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nye misses with a right hand
and Kooldfish counters with a leg kick. #CL#
Nye takes the fight into the clinch.
Kooldfish tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nye tries to work over Kooldfish's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nye tries to stall but Kooldfish uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kooldfish creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nye doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kooldfish misses with a punch on the inside. #TD#
Nye pulls guard effortlessly.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kooldfish won't allow Nye to get back to his feet.
Nye has a closed guard, preventing Kooldfish from standing up.
Nye is trying to control the position but Kooldfish postures up. #T3#
Kooldfish wants to stand but Nye has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Nye wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Nye fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kooldfish manages to avoid it.
Nye backing away here, and Kooldfish unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Nye misses the body punch
and Kooldfish counters with a nice uppercut. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
A jab from Nye misses.
Nye throws a poor cross that misses
and Kooldfish counters with a straight right hand.
Nye bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nye rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kooldfish connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nye tries for a takedown but Kooldfish circles away easily
and Nye takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nye throws a jab when Kooldfish was well out of range.
It seemed like Kooldfish was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nye throws a right hand that misses
and Kooldfish makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nye throws a low kick, looking for Kooldfish's leg but Kooldfish calmly moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Nye throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kooldfish was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Nye throws a series of punches but Kooldfish avoids them all with ease.
Kooldfish only half commits to the counter leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Emelia Kooldfish will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Nye's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Nye throws a jab when Kooldfish was well out of range.
Kooldfish looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Hobert Nye is winning the standup battle so far.
Kooldfish slips a jab from Nye.
Kooldfish appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.#TD#
Nye looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Kooldfish!

Kooldfish bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Kooldfish staying out of range there.
Kooldfish throws a big counter head kick but Nye avoids it with no problem.
Kooldfish leaves Nye with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Nye tries to clinch up but Kooldfish circles away and keeps his distance.
Nye throws a front kick aimed at Kooldfish's knee but Kooldfish avoids it well.
Kooldfish only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Kooldfish steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nye.
Kooldfish lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Nye shoots and misses
and Kooldfish counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T1#
Nye throws a nice looking combination but Kooldfish bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nye misses with a hook
and Kooldfish counters with a nice uppercut.
Nye looks to throw a body kick
and Kooldfish counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kooldfish avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kooldfish throws out a counter right but Nye avoids it with no problem.
Nye throws a lazy uppercut
and Nye takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nye throws a solid leg kick but Kooldfish takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Nye.
Nye's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kooldfish under the eye.
Nye misses with a right hand
and Kooldfish counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nye scores with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Nye.
Kooldfish was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.#T2#
A slow jab from Nye misses its intended target.
Kooldfish was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Nye with a jab.
Nye misses with a hook. Kooldfish ducked under it nicely.
It seemed like Kooldfish was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nye swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A slow jab from Nye misses its intended target.
Kooldfish throws a fast counter high kick but Nye manages to duck under it in time.
Kooldfish keeps the fight on the outside.
It seemed like Kooldfish was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kooldfish slips under a jab.
Kooldfish tries a quick counter leg kick but Nye is wise to it.
Nye misses with a hook
and Kooldfish cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nye throws a big shot that misses.
Nye misses with a hook. Kooldfish ducked under it nicely. #T3#
Nye throws a hook but Kooldfish avoids it easily.
Nye thows a leg kick but Kooldfish checks it
and Kooldfish makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nye fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kooldfish manages to avoid it.
Nye throws a lazy uppercut
and Kooldfish counters with a head kick.
Nye connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nye thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kooldfish looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Nye connects with a solid leg kick.
Nye throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Kooldfish counter with a right hand.
Nye misses with a double jab
and Kooldfish counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nye connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kooldfish's hands.#T4#
The fighters circling - Nye throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kooldfish throws a big counter head kick but Nye avoids it with no problem.
Nye's corner calls for a 1-2. Nye obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kooldfish avoids the body shot from Nye.
Nye darts in trying to clinch
and Kooldfish counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nye thinking.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nye throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kooldfish counters with a nice uppercut.
Nye misses with a hook.
Nye throws a poor cross that misses
and Kooldfish counters with a leg kick.
Nye gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
enabling Kooldfish to counter with a crisp jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Emelia Kooldfish.
I think Kooldfish has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 28:29
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Hobert Nye!
Hobert Nye decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
In defeat, Emelia Kooldfish stepped up to the mic, saying 'Im going to go home and take advantage of the large swarms of love (and money) people give me and indulge in cow stuff. I want a rematch and using the winnings to buy more farm stuff.'.

Event: RMMA - Amsterdam 2
Date: Mar 29, 2025

#R1##CL2#
Peck tries to keep at a distance but Le Pain has taken the fight into the clinch.
Peck jumps guard but Le Pain turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Peck is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Le Pain to keep the fight standing.
Peck tries to pull guard but Le Pain holds him up against the cage and eventually Peck drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Agustin Peck. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Le Pain lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #CUT2#It looks like Agustin Peck has been cut.#TD#
Peck pulls guard effortlessly. #SUB#
Le Pain is sitting in close to Peck's body. Peck has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Le Pain is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Le Pain is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Peck.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Agustin Peck!

Event: RMMA 11 - Botond v Diaz
Date: Mar 22, 2025

#R1#
Kogan ducks under a wild hook from Pickles Ii.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Pickles Ii wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kogan lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pickles Ii backwards.
Pickles Ii has had enough of the clinch but Kogan keeps him there for the moment.
Kogan lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kogan lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pickles Ii backwards.
Kogan stalling in the clinch.
Kogan lands with a light punch inside.
Pickles Ii looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A short left from Kogan.
Pickles Ii on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kogan.
Pickles Ii tries to break free but Kogan pushes him back against the cage.
Kogan lands a body shot.
Pickles Ii is breathing heavily.
Kogan scores with an uppercut up the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kogan keeps control of Pickles Ii as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kogan lands a nice shot to the body.
Kogan lands a hook that snaps the head of Pickles Ii backwards.
Kogan lands with a short shot to the head. #T1#
Kogan scores with a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from Kogan.
A short uppercut from Kogan.
Nice body punch from Kogan.
Kogan lands a shoulder strike.
Kogan lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kogan has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Pickles Ii seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Kogan can turn it around.
Kogan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Pickles Ii or not.
Kogan lands a shot to the body.
Kogan lands a shoulder strike. #ROC2#Pickles Ii is rocked!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kogan.
Kogan lands a hook that snaps the head of Pickles Ii backwards.
Oh Pickles Ii is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kogan scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#TD2#
Kogan manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Kogan working for a triangle but Pickles Ii defends it easily.
Kogan trying to control the position.
Kogan is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Pickles Ii seems to have got his legs back now.#T2#
Kogan tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kogan wants to stand but Pickles Ii is controlling the position.
Kogan is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Pickles Ii sitting in guard here, content to control. #SU#
Pickles Ii gets to his feet - Kogan follows without any prompting.
Pickles Ii throws a sloppy body shot
letting Kogan counter with a right hand.
Kogan dances in with a quick combination. Pickles Ii is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Kogan snaps Pickles Ii's head back. Pickles Ii stumbles backwards against the cage. Kogan steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Pickles Ii's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Pickles Ii just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ho Kogan!
In defeat, Dill Pickles Ii stepped up to the mic, saying 'Not Nice'.

Event: EG Amsterdam - 3
Date: Mar 15, 2025

#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
House Jr tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dean blocks a head kick by House Jr.
Some wild striking there from House Jr.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
House Jr throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Dean counters with a slapping leg kick.
House Jr takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#T1#
House Jr misses with a body shot.
Dean scores with a three punch combo!
House Jr attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
House Jr takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dean blocks a head kick by House Jr.
House Jr misses with a kick to the body
and Dean counters with a leg kick. #T2#
Dean with a nice calf kick.
Dean avoids the head kick by House Jr.
Dean went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Dean moves out of range of the body kick.
Dean connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A punch combination from House Jr misses.
Dean takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#T3#
House Jr takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Dean takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dean throws a leg kick which misses House Jr's front leg but catches the back leg as House Jr tries to avoid it.
Dean moves out of range of the body kick from House Jr.
Dean half committed to a counter leg kick.
Dean scores with a shot to the body. #T4#
House Jr sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Dean connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed House Jr momentarily.
Dean moves into range and connects with a jab.
A lazy body kick from House Jr
and Dean counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dean.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
House Jr misses the body punch
enabling Dean to counter with a crisp jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jimmy Dean dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Dean looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jimmy Dean is winning the standup battle so far.
Dean scoring well with a low kick there.
Dean looks to land a combination. House Jr sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
An inside leg kick lands from Dean.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dean scores with a jab to the body.
House Jr digs a good hook to Dean's body. #T1#
House Jr looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
House Jr takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Haru House Jr is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dean with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
House Jr throws a head kick that misses.
Dean throwing a counter right hand but House Jr manages to avoid it.
Dean scores with a leg kick.
House Jr is looking to land body kicks.#T2#
Dean lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
House Jr tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
House Jr with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dean to score with a decent uppercut.
House Jr closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dean scores with a hook to the body. House Jr takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
House Jr's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#T3#
Dean buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dean lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dean throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dean lands with a nice body punch.
House Jr misses with a kick to the body
and Dean counters with a slapping leg kick. #T4#
Dean thumps House Jr with a low kick.
House Jr misses with a head kick.
House Jr looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dean misses with an attempted mid kick.
House Jr steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but House Jr might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Dean has got the better of the exchanges.
A bone on bone clash there as Dean blocks the leg kick.
Dean appears to be looking for a big counter.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dean misses with a two punch combination.
House Jr replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Dean blocks it well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jimmy Dean dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
House Jr ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dean moves away.
House Jr misses with a kick to the body
and Dean counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice cross by Dean.
Dean punishes House Jr's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dean thumps House Jr with a low kick.
House Jr gets off balance looking for a body kick
letting Dean counter with a right hand. #T1#
A nice leg kick lands there from Dean.
House Jr chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dean can pounce on him.
House Jr misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dean counters with a right hand to the body.
House Jr throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Dean counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dean misses with a series of wild punches.
House Jr is looking for the big counter here.#T2#
Dean connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dean throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
House Jr misses with a kick to the body
and Dean counters with a body kick.
Dean scores with a body shot.
House Jr is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dean rather than just go for the knockout.#T3#
Dean avoids the body shot from House Jr.
House Jr takes one on the button.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dean!
Dean moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dean is looking to land body kicks.
House Jr unleashes a big counter combination but Dean bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#T4#
Dean with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dean lands a leg kick that knocks House Jr off balance momentarily.
Haru House Jr has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A decent looking cross lands there for Dean.
Dean lands a jab to the head.
House Jr has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dean pushes House Jr away with a front kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jimmy Dean showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dean has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:26
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jimmy Dean!

Event: EG Amsterdam - 3
Date: Mar 15, 2025

#R1#
Poopi looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Blackwood is fending him off so far but Poopi persists. Nope, Blackwood circles away and we're back to standing.
Poopi looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Blackwood throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #TD2#
and Poopi counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Blackwood has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#SUB#
Blackwood is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Poopi pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Blackwood looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Blackwood is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Poopi pulls his head out easily.
Poopi really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Blackwood. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Blackwood manages to get to full guard. #SUB#
Poopi is sitting in close to Blackwood's body. Blackwood has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Poopi is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Poopi is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Blackwood.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Brett Blackwood!

Event: RMMA - Montreal
Date: Mar 15, 2025

#R1#
Van Bommel lands with a kick to the temple. Need Em shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Need Em looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Van Bommel fails with an attempt to clinch.
A counter left hand to the body from Need Em misses its target.
Van Bommel is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Need Em swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Van Bommel is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Need Em appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Van Bommel tries to clinch #TD#
and Need Em counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Need Em.
Need Em engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Need Em got a little sloppy there for a moment and Van Bommel has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Need Em has managed to get both his arms back between Van Bommel's legs - danger averted.#T1##SUB2#
Van Bommel is looking for a triangle but Need Em pushes his legs off easily.
Need Em postures up.
Need Em sitting in guard here, content to control.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#SUB2#
Van Bommel working for a triangle but Need Em defends it easily. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Van Bommel tries to clinch but Need Em moves away #TD#
and Need Em counters with a takedown into side control.
Need Em happy to just control the position for now. #T2#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Need Em seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Van Bommel for as long as he can get away with.#T3#
Need Em is trying to move to mount but Van Bommel reverses beautifully and ends up in Need Em's guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Van Bommel throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Need Em works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Need Em on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Need Em tries to get out of the position.
Need Em looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Need Em trying to control the position here.
Need Em looking for a sweep. Not yet Need Em, not yet.
Need Em utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T4#
Van Bommel preventing the sweep. #ES#
Need Em kicks Van Bommel off and gets to his feet.
Van Bommel tries to close the distance and clinch but Need Em swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Need Em tries to counter with a takedown but Van Bommel is quick to defend against it.
Van Bommel scores with a spinning back kick!
Van Bommel is looking to clinch but Need Em is avoiding it.
Need Em changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Van Bommel wants to clinch.
A quick step to the side and Need Em tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Van Bommel swinging wildly here.
Need Em seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Van Bommel is looking to clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Crack Need Em dominated that round.
That's time! Need Em's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Van Bommel lands a head kick!
Need Em could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Need Em swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Van Bommel misses with a takedown attempt - Need Em sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Need Em drops down looking for a counter takedown but Van Bommel sprawls and moves away.
Need Em avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Van Bommel throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Van Bommel tries to clinch #TD#
and Need Em decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Van Bommel's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Bommel is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Need Em seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Need Em has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Crack Need Em overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T1#
Van Bommel trying to keep a closed guard but Need Em is proving a slippery customer.
Need Em controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Van Bommel is trying to keep Need Em in close. #SUB2#
Van Bommel throws his legs up looking for a submission but Need Em uses it to pass to side control.
Need Em is staying tight to Van Bommel's torso, preventing him from escaping. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Need Em advances to mount.
Van Bommel is looking to get to half guard.
Need Em is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Van Bommel can do to turn this around?
Need Em controlling from the full mount. #T3#
Need Em's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Further stalling from Need Em.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Van Bommel tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Need Em looking to control and managing it successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Van Bommel tries to lock up and control but Need Em gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Crack Need Em dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3##TD#
Need Em shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Van Bommel's guard.
Need Em is stalling in the full guard.
Need Em is pushing down on Van Bommel's leg trying to pass to half guard. Van Bommel is fighting to maintain full guard but Need Em has managed to sneak the leg through.
Van Bommel trying to control but Need Em postures up.
Need Em performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crack Need Em is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T1#
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Van Bommel tries to roll over but Need Em keeps him under control.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Need Em in particular looking to stall.
Need Em works his foot free and advances to mount.
Van Bommel wants to control but Need Em is having none of it.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Need Em looking to control and managing it successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Van Bommel keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Need Em looking to control and managing it successfully. #T3#
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Need Em is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Need Em continues to stall.
More hug and hope from Need Em.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Van Bommel is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Need Em controlling from mount.
Rafael Van Bommel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

And that's the end of the fight!
Crack Need Em showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Need Em, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crack Need Em!
Post fight, Crack Need Em stared into the camera and said 'I can buy crack now and split it amongst my 17 children.'.

Event: UFF 4: Michigan vs Reyes
Date: Mar 15, 2025

#R1#
Jones swings for the body but Zionovic moves out of range.
Zionovic darts in looking for a takedown but Jones gets double underhooks and turns Zionovic into the cage.
Zionovic jabs Jones to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jones falls off balance throwing a combination
and Zionovic counters with a one-two to the body.
Zionovic has a takedown stuffed.
Zionovic shoots in but no luck this time.
Cecil Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ricky Claus Zionovic.
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zionovic shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Jones sprawls well. Jones wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Zionovic gets slowly back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zionovic with a lazy takedown attempt
and Jones counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Zionovic scores with a body shot.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Some wild striking there from Jones. #CL2#
Zionovic clinches up with Jones and pushes him back against the cage.#T1#
Zionovic is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jones is defending well for now.
Zionovic blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC2#
Zionovic breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jones looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zionovic is looking for the big counter here.
Jones is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zionovic.
Zionovic changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Jones looks to land a combination but Zionovic avoids it well.
Jones has been working on his boxing with his coaches at 3Band MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Zionovic shoots in for a double leg but Jones sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Left hook, right uppercut from Zionovic. #CUT2#It looks like Cecil Jones has been cut.
Zionovic misses with a body kick.
Zionovic shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jones pinned against the cage. Jones gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Zionovic throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zionovic throws the kick towards the body but Jones avoids it.#T2#
Zionovic shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jones but Jones pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Zionovic with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jones misses with a jab, cross combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zionovic moves out of range of the strikes.
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zionovic shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A little feinted left hand from Jones on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Zionovic is trying hard to land a takedown here. Jones sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jones lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Zionovic circles away quickly and effectively.
Jones scores with a jab.
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air. #CL2#
Zionovic takes the fight into the clinch.
Zionovic doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T3##BC#
Jones escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Zionovic darts in looking for a takedown but Jones gets double underhooks and turns Zionovic into the cage.
Jones throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zionovic.
Horrible takedown attempt by Zionovic or perhaps it was just good defense by Jones, which made it look bad.
Jones misses with a looping right.
Jones bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Zionovic scores with a three punch combo! #CL2#
Zionovic gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Jones scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Zionovic's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#BC#
Jones breaks from the clinch.
Zionovic misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too. #T4##KD#
Jones drops Zionovic with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Zionovic looks back up at him and smiles so Jones waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#Zionovic is rocked!
Jones goes for a small jab and connects. Now Jones goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Zionovic stumbles back but Jones runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Zionovic to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Zionovic will ever be the same after a knockout like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Cecil Jones!

Event: UFF 4: Michigan vs Reyes
Date: Mar 15, 2025

#R1#
Ji Sung tries a head kick but it misses.
Ji Sung scores with a head kick.
Ji Sung throws a head kick but House moves out of range.
Ji Sung tries to land a leg kick but House saw it coming and moves away.
Cha Ji Sung seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
House avoids the head kick by Ji Sung.
Ji Sung tries a head kick but it misses.
House looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ji Sung feints and then cracks House's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow House down.
Ji Sung pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ji Sung seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Ji Sung misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
House is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
House throws a leg kick that misses. #TD#
Ji Sung shoots in and bounces House off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.#SUB#
Ji Sung drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but House manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Ji Sung has House in his guard.#REVB##T1##SUB#
Ji Sung is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Ji Sung throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back. #SU2#
House decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
House closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Ji Sung lands with a nice body kick.
House looks winded!#T2#
Ji Sung throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
House tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ji Sung misses with a leg kick.
House replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Ji Sung blocks it well.
Ji Sung throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ji Sung lands with a thumping leg kick.
Ji Sung with a nice calf kick.
Ji Sung fails with the takedown
and House counters with a straight right hand.
Ji Sung chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
House avoids the head kick by Ji Sung.
House waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ji Sung.
House checks a leg kick.#T3#
House checks a low kick from Ji Sung.
A head kick misses from Ji Sung.
Ji Sung throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by House.
House tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ji Sung scores with a push kick.
Ji Sung darts in looking for a takedown but House gets double underhooks and turns Ji Sung into the cage. #TD#
Ji Sung wants the takedown. House is fighting it off but Ji Sung persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in House's guard against the cage.
Ji Sung pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. House is keeping the position for now.
Ji Sung stops House from standing up.
Ji Sung wants to pass the guard but House is keeping the position.#SUB#
Ji Sung thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #T4#
Ji Sung scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Ji Sung not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
House keeping moving, preventing Ji Sung from controlling successfully.
Ji Sung prevents House from getting back to his feet.
Ji Sung trying to control but House is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Ji Sung drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Ji Sung jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Ji Sung controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Cha Ji Sung dominated that round.
That's time! Ji Sung's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2##TD#
Ji Sung shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. House is trying to defend but Ji Sung finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Ji Sung is pressing down on House's thigh, looking to free his foot. House is holding on for now. #SUB#
Ji Sung is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB#
Ji Sung is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and House defends it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Ji Sung seems to be working for a kimura but House defends the submission attempt.
House is breathing heavily.#T1#
House looks like he's trying to stand up. #ES2#
House makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Ji Sung does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
House unleashes a big counter combination but Ji Sung bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Ji Sung lands a high kick!
House on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ji Sung. Ji Sung obviously looking to wear him down.
House avoids the head kick by Ji Sung.
Ji Sung throws a nice outside leg kick.
House takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Ji Sung throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
House tries a quick counter leg kick but Ji Sung is wise to it.#T2#
Ji Sung throws a lazy head kick
and House connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
House on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ji Sung throws a leg kick but House sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Ji Sung moves out of range of the body kick from House.
Ji Sung swings away with a leg kick that misses.
House follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
House keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
House only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Ji Sung misses with a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Ji Sung misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ji Sung.
Ji Sung misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
As Ji Sung backs off House throws a huge counter combo but Ji Sung manages to avoid it all.#T3#
Ji Sung connects with a solid leg kick.
Ji Sung takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Ji Sung tries a head kick but it misses.
Cha Ji Sung is winning the standup battle so far.
Ji Sung wants to land a leg kick but House is out of range.
Ji Sung throws a quick head kick that skims the top of House's head.
House tries a head kick but it misses.
Ji Sung is looking to counter the offense by House and move into the clinch.#TD#
Ji Sung decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB#
Ji Sung is trying a forearm choke� I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
House keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #T4#
Ji Sung trying to pass the guard but House defending well.
House tries to roll over but Ji Sung keeps him under control.
Ji Sung frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Ji Sung working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB#
Ji Sung with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter. #SUB#
Ji Sung wants to finish this one by submission but House is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Ji Sung.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Cha Ji Sung dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Ji Sung throws a low kick but it's checked well by House.
House lands the left hand.
Ji Sung is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that House can do to turn this around?
House connects with a body shot that sends Ji Sung's belly button to the back.#TD#
Ji Sung shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches House napping and manages to drive through into side control!#SUB#
Ji Sung is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, House has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB#
Ji Sung thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Ji Sung tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ji Sung has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
House takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#SUB#
Ji Sung is trying to get an arm triangle but House is defending well. #T1##SUB#
Ji Sung looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Ji Sung wants to lay and pray for a moment but House keeps working.
House is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Ji Sung is controlling him well.#SUB#
Ji Sung wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by House, who protects the arm well. #SUB#
Ji Sung is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but House is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.#SUB#
Ji Sung tries for a kimura but House is defending well. #SUB#
Ji Sung is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. House knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #ES2#
House explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Ji Sung.#T3#
Ji Sung throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Ji Sung fakes a jab and throws a low kick but House checks it well.
Ji Sung goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Ji Sung is trying hard to land a takedown here. House sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. #TD#
Ji Sung throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. House was covering up waiting for the punch and Ji Sung finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Ji Sung trying to control the position from guard on top but House is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ji Sung pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. House is keeping the position for now. #T4#
Ji Sung sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed House's guard. #SUB#
Ji Sung seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. House is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Cha Ji Sung!
As Cha Ji Sung got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Thanks to my family and all my supporters, this is a showing of Korean Martial Arts, mixed in this fighting sport, stay tune in my carrear for more korean based fights.'.

Event: RMMA 9 - Malone v Yurchon
Date: Mar 08, 2025

#R1#
Hess fails with the takedown
enabling Pickles to counter with a crisp jab. #CL#
Hess has managed to clinch.
Hess is trying to pull guard but Pickles has him pressed against the cage.#TD2#
Pickles has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Hess uses from the top position. #SUB2#
Pickles looking for a guillotine here but Hess defends easily. #SUB2#
Hess is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Pickles has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Hess is looking to defend but Pickles has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Hess! Pickles pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Hess taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Dill Pickles!
Dill Pickles took some time post fight to say the following; 'Nice'.

Event: RMMA - New York
Date: Mar 08, 2025

#R1#
Lenkov tries for a takedown but Durov sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
No luck for Lenkov with that takedown attempt.
Durov is looking to counter punch.#TD2#
Lenkov shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Lenkov was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Lenkov working away.
Durov is not content to let Lenkov control the position. #SUB2#
Lenkov is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Durov has escaped the position, nice work there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Durov tries to improve position but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lenkov working away.#SUB2#
Lenkov tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Lenkov has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Durov tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T1#
Durov can't do much from the bottom here.
Durov is looking to reverse the position.
Lenkov wants to lay and pray for a moment but Durov keeps working.
An elbow from Lenkov crashes against the mat.
Durov is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #SUB2#
Lenkov has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Durov is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Lenkov yanks on the arm and Durov is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Lenkov.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Roman Lenkov!
Pavel Durov spoke after the fight, saying 'Is wasn't fair, daddy didn't give me enough money for supplements and shit. He definitely didn't give me enough to bride the refs and judges- I could've won by unanimous or TKO or some bullshit atleast!'.

Event: UFF 1: Michigan vs Licker
Date: Feb 22, 2025

#R1#
Dyakov shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has House pinned against the ropes. House gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dyakov misses with a takedown
and House counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#TD#
Dyakov shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
House tries to kick Dyakov off but Dyakov keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dyakov not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Dyakov working over House with some ground and pound. House looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Dyakov thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed House's head.
Dyakov prevents House from improving his position.
Dyakov working over House with some ground and pound. House looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#T1#
House blocking the ground and pound attempt from Dyakov.
House gets back to full guard.
Dyakov throwing strikes but missing.
House is looking to stand up but Dyakov isn't so interested in that idea.
House is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Dyakov has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Dyakov is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Dyakov stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. House swivels though and keeps the full guard.
House lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Dyakov looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
House showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T2#
House trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
House told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
House stops Dyakov from standing up. #SU2#
House gets to his feet - Dyakov follows without any prompting.
A punch lands to the side of Dyakov 's head but he takes it in his stride.#TD#
Dyakov shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. House manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Dyakov is breathing heavily.
House working a defensive guard here.
House wants to get back to his feet but Dyakov is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #ES2#
House uses the ropes to get back to his feet. #T3#
House scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dyakov has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by House.
Dyakov chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before House can pounce on him. #TD#
Dyakov scores with a takedown into House's guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
House looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dyakov is one step ahead there.
Dyakov missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB#
Dyakov postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! House is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Dyakov, into his guard. #REVB##T4#
Dyakov looking to control. #SU2#
House stands up from guard. Let's bang! #TD#
Dyakov bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An elbow from Dyakov crashes against the mat.
Dyakov looking to punish the body of his opponent here but House is avoiding damage well.
House is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Dyakov's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
House manages to get to full guard.
Dyakov throwing strikes but missing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Haru House dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
House lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#TD#
House gets caught flat footed, as Dyakov shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Dyakov pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. House is keeping the position for now.
House wants to stand and escape but Dyakov is having none of it.
House is trying to control the position from the bottom. #ES2#
House uses the ropes to get back to his feet.
Kostadin Dyakov is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dyakov takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Dyakov shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and House counters with a head kick. That will keep Dyakov thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Dyakov fails to land the takedown.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dyakov.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kostadin Dyakov. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dyakov takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
House throws a series of strikes that have Dyakov backpedaling.
Kostadin Dyakov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
House scores with a kick to the midsection.
House scores with a nice head shot.#T2#
Dyakov dives in for a single leg takedown but House sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the ropes.
Dyakov changes levels and goes for a takedown here. House fights it off and pushes away nicely.
House throws out a powerful jab.
House has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
House goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Crunch! House slams his shin into Dyakov's torso.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dyakov fails with a takedown attempt.
Dyakov takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#T3#
House connects with a body shot.
Dyakov shoots in for a takedown but House shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
House lands a high kick! #CUT2#It looks like Kostadin Dyakov has been cut.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by House.
Both fighters circling a little - House finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
House scores with a push kick.
House moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
House lands a high kick! #T4#
House lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A decent looking body kick lands there for House.
Dyakov misses with a takedown attempt
and House counters with a right hand to the body.
House lands a front kick.
A solid body kick from House.
House throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dyakov.
House lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #TD#
Dyakov shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Haru House showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Kostadin Dyakov's cut.
That's time! Dyakov's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dyakov.
House lands with a straight right. Dyakov didn't see that one coming.
A thudding body kick lands there by House!
Dyakov moves out of range as House throws a body kick.
Dyakov misses with a takedown attempt - House sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
House is trying to counter with his kicks.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Dyakov fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging House to the ground. Dyakov is now in House's guard.#T1#
Dyakov stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. House swivels though and keeps the full guard. #ES2#
House manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the ropes.#BC2#
House breaks the clinch.
A solid body kick from House. #TD#
Dyakov is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in House's half guard.
House trying to control but Dyakov postures up. #SUB#
Dyakov is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Dyakov missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #T2##SUB#
Dyakov wants to work for an arm triangle but House is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
House wants to get back to his feet.
House moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Dyakov stands and throws House's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Dyakov working the strikes but House uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB#
Dyakov is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so House is just riding it out for now. Dyakov eventually gives up the hold. #ES2#
House makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Dyakov has his takedown stuffed
and House counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kostadin Dyakov. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T3#
House lands with a slapping head kick.
House lands a nice looking body shot.
House falls off balance throwing a combination #TD#
and Dyakov counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Dyakov keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of House's head.
House wants to stand and escape but Dyakov is having none of it.
Dyakov preventing the sweep.
Dyakov scoring with punches to the head and body.
House working a defensive guard here.
Dyakov preventing the sweep. #T4##SUB#
Dyakov drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and House dives on top into guard.#REVB#
House seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Dyakov seems keen to control House's posture.
House postures up.
Haru House is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dyakov looking to hit a scissor sweep but House is one step ahead there.
Kostadin Dyakov has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB#
Dyakov is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. House is aware though and is defending well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Haru House comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got House winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Haru House!

Event: RMMA 6 - Calixte v Casteel
Date: Feb 15, 2025

#R1#
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Engel is defended easily by Need Em.
Engel dives in and grabs Need Em's left leg, looking for a takedown. Need Em pushes down on Engel's head and hops out.
A looping hook to the body misses from Need Em. Engel does a little dance to reset his feet.#TD2#
Engel closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Need Em tries to kick Engel off but Engel keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Engel is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Need Em is doing well to control the position and prevent Engel from advancing to side control.
Engel prevents Need Em from improving his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Engel trying to control from half guard but Need Em is working away.
Need Em is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Need Em keeping hold of Engel's head, controlling as best he can. #T1#
Engel missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Engel wants to advance to full mount but Need Em doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead. #ES#
Need Em has his feet on Engel's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Engel looks for a takedown but Need Em sprawls well.
Crack Need Em has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jonas Engel.
Engel shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Need Em as he avoids it easily.
Need Em swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Engel shoots in but Need Em avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Engel looks winded!
Engel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Need Em.
Need Em fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Engel fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Need Em avoids it really well and circles away.#T2#
Need Em takes a swing at Engel's ribcage but misses.
Despite the aggression on Engel's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Engel shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Need Em as he jumps to the side.
Engel fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Need Em throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Engel stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Need Em looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#TD#
Need Em decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Need Em controlling the action here.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Need Em is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Engel!
Engel is trying to escape the mount.
Need Em sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T3#
Need Em has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Need Em's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Engel wants to control but Need Em is having none of it.
Need Em controlling his opponent. #T4#
Engel is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Need Em controlling the pace for now.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Crack Need Em dominated that round.
That's time! Need Em's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
No luck for Engel with that takedown attempt.
Need Em swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Engel fails with the takedown.
Engel showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Need Em.
Engel swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Engel looks for a takedown but Need Em sprawls well.
Crack Need Em has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jonas Engel.
Engel swings and misses with a shot to the body#TD#
and Need Em counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Need Em takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Need Em wants to pass the guard but Engel is defending well.
Engel wants to improve his position but Need Em is controlling well.
Engel is breathing heavily.
Need Em is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T1#
Need Em tries to pass the half guard into mount. Engel knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Need Em controlling the action here. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Need Em prevents Engel from improving his position.
Need Em tries to pass the half guard into mount. Engel knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Need Em not doing much here.
Crack Need Em overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Engel shoots for a double leg takedown but Need Em sprawls well. He's pushed Engel's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Engel shoots in but no luck this time.
Engel darts in looking for a takedown but Need Em gets double underhooks and turns Engel into the cage.
Need Em changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.#T3#
Need Em throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Need Em misses with a takedown attempt - Engel sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.#TD#
Need Em fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Engel to the ground. Need Em is now in Engel's guard.
Need Em is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Need Em seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Engel for as long as he can get away with.#T4#
Need Em could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Engel defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Need Em.
Engel shoots in looking for a takedown. Need Em tries to sprawl out of it but Engel keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Need Em manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Need Em swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Crack Need Em dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
Engel shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

Need Em has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Engel is on him like a limpet, forcing Need Em back against the cage.
Need Em is pressed up against the cage. Engel has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Need Em down to the mat. Need Em avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Engel shoots in for a takedown but Need Em shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Engel shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Need Em pinned against the cage. Need Em gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Need Em is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Crack Need Em has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jonas Engel.#TD#
Need Em throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Engel tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Need Em is in Engel's guard.
Crack Need Em is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Engel takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Engel has control of Need Em's left arm, preventing Need Em from doing any damage.
Need Em is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Need Em wants to pass the guard but Engel is keeping the position.
Jonas Engel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Need Em is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Engel can do to turn this around?
Need Em controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Engel looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Engel is still trying to improve position.
Need Em stands and throws Engel's legs to the side, diving into side control.
A lull in the action here as Need Em stalls from top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Need Em passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Engel!
Need Em content just to control the position here.
Engel is trying to escape the mount. #T3#
Need Em tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Need Em continues to stall.
Further stalling from Need Em.
Engel is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Need Em content just to control the position here.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Need Em is stinking the place up with his stalling.#T4#
More hug and hope from Need Em.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Engel keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Crack Need Em showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Need Em has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crack Need Em!
Post fight, an emotional Crack Need Em said 'I can buy crack now and split it amongst my 17 children.'.

Event: EG Amsterdam - 1
Date: Feb 15, 2025

#R1#
Pacesinski throws a combination that misses #TD#
and Poopi counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Poopi wants to take a breather but Pacesinski is having none of it. #SUB#
Poopi seems to be working for a kimura but Pacesinski defends the submission attempt.#SUB#
Pacesinski is defending against the submission attempts here by Poopi. #SUB#
Poopi is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Pacesinski defends it well.
Pacesinski works his way to full guard. Good work.#SUB#
Poopi drops back, looking for a kneebar! Pacesinski looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Pacesinski looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Pacesinski! #REVB#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Poopi manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Poopi's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.#T1#
Pacesinski trying to pass the guard but Poopi defending well.
Pacesinski is keen to just control but Poopi is a slippery customer.
Poopi wants to control but Pacesinski is keeping busy.
Poopi is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.#SUB#
Poopi looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Poopi actively working from the bottom here.
Poopi is breathing heavily.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Pacesinski is trying to control the action in half guard but Poopi is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #SUB2#
Pacesinski is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Poopi still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Poopi has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work! #SUB#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Poopi is trying to get an arm triangle but Pacesinski is defending well. #SUB#
Poopi is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Pacesinski is trying to escape and Poopi transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Pacesinski is forced to tap! Nice work there by Poopi! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Pooja Poopi!

Event: EG Amsterdam - 1
Date: Feb 15, 2025

#R1##CL2#
Oliveira has taken the fight to the clinch.
House Jr misses with a shot to the kidneys. #TD2#
Oliveira gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Oliveira drops back looking for a leg! House Jr is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and House Jr manages to kick Oliveira off! Oliveira jumps back into House Jr's guard.
Oliveira forces his way into half guard.#SUB2#
Oliveira is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and House Jr defends it well. #SUB2#
Oliveira is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB2#
Oliveira is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. House Jr doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Oliveira.
Oliveira prevents House Jr from improving his position.#T1##SUB2#
Oliveira seems to be looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Oliveira is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB2#
Oliveira is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #SUB2#
Oliveira maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! House Jr could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Oliveira has cracked it and House Jr is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Oliveira!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Samuel Oliveira!
Samuel Oliveira tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 15, 2025

#R1##CL#
Ahmad gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC2#
Jones breaks the clinch.
Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jones looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ahmad dodges the punch combination from Jones.
Jones looks to land a combination but Ahmad avoids it well.
Jones lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ahmad circles away quickly and effectively.
Jones misses with a few strikes there.
Jones throws a series of punches but Ahmad avoids them all with ease.
A nice combination there by Jones. #CUT2#It looks like Asep Ahmad has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
Ahmad closes the distance and clinches.
Ahmad manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Ahmad tries to land a knee to the head but Jones blocks with his arms.
Jones throws a head punch that misses. #BC#
Ahmad breaks the clinch.
Ahmad fails to land with a series of punches. #T1#
No joy there for Jones, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ahmad shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jones but Jones pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jones tries to bum rush Ahmad with a series of wild strikes but Ahmad uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jones misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Ahmad does no damage.
Jones misses with a straight left. #KD2#
Oooooh!!! Jones has knocked Ahmad down with a huge combo! Jones steps away and waves a wobbly Ahmad back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ahmad drops his hands for a split second and Jones immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Ahmad face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Jones follows up with a right hand that knocks Ahmad into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Cecil Jones!

Event: QFC Tournament 1216 Round 1
Date: Feb 12, 2025

#R1##CL#
Durov closes the distance and pushes Mitchell back into the cage.
Mitchell throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Durov tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Mitchell just stands there and leans against the cage.
Mitchell dodges an elbow strike from Durov.
Durov could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Mitchell stops a takedown attempt from Durov.
Durov is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mitchell is defending well for now.#BC2#
Mitchell pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Durov gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mitchell falls off balance throwing a combination #TD#
and Durov counters with a nice double leg into side control. Mitchell won't be happy with that.
Mitchell tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Mitchell manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!#T1#
Mitchell wants to lay and pray for a moment but Durov keeps working.
Durov on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Durov tries to kick Mitchell off but Mitchell keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Mitchell is working for a submission of some sort.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mitchell working the head and body with strikes. #SUB2#
Mitchell is trying a forearm choke� I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Durov trying to control from the bottom. #T2#
Durov is in trouble now - Mitchell has advanced to mount!
Mitchell controlling from mount.
Durov sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Durov trying to control from the bottom.
Mitchell prevents Durov from improving his position.
Durov is working hard here to advance position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mitchell working the head and body with strikes.
Mitchell landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #T3#
Durov is looking to improve his position.
Durov pushes Mitchell off looking to stand but Mitchell dives back in and keeps control. #SUB2#
Mitchell is working for a submission of some sort.
Mitchell moves into full mount! Durov won't be happy about that!
Durov is working to get back to half guard.
The referee warns Durov that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head. #T4#
Durov wants to control but Mitchell is having none of it.
Mitchell is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Mitchell raining down hammerfists from mount.
Durov is working to get back to half guard. #SUB2#
Mitchell looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mitchell postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Durov looks a forlorn figure.
Mitchell tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Mitchell landing strikes from the mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Retard Mitchell dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
A bone on bone clash there as Mitchell blocks the leg kick.
Durov drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Mitchell scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Horrible takedown attempt by Durov or perhaps it was just good defense by Mitchell, which made it look bad.
Nice shot by Mitchell.
Pavel Durov is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mitchell keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Mitchell lands a nice shot that snaps Durov's head back.
Mitchell has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Mitchell looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Mitchell winds up and cracks Durov with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mitchell lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Mitchell working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #T1#
Mitchell looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#ROC2#Durov is rocked!
Retard Mitchell has got the better of the ground game so far.
Mitchell lands strikes from half guard.
Oh Durov is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mitchell is looking to advance position but Durov won't allow it.
Mitchell controlling the action here.
Durov slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Durov seems to have got his legs back now.
Mitchell lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Durov is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Mitchell is controlling him.
Mitchell works over Durov with some ground and pound from guard.
Mitchell is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #T2#
Mitchell connects with a couple of short punches.
Durov can't keep his opponent in guard - Mitchell advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Durov is looking to improve his position. #SUB2#
Mitchell is working for a submission of some sort.
Durov is trying to control but can't.
Durov is trying to stand up here but Mitchell is controlling him well.
Mitchell keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Durov might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T3#
Mitchell takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Mitchell looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Durov with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Durov wants to get back to full guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Mitchell connects with a nice short shot to Durov's temple. #SUB2#
Mitchell is trying a forearm choke� I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Nice strikes from Mitchell there.
Durov has hold of Mitchell's hands but Mitchell slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Mitchell slips a nice elbow through Durov's hands, connecting with Durov's forehead.
Mitchell passes to full mount!
Mitchell is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Durov can't stay in a position like this for much longer. #T4#
Mitchell lands a big shot to the head and Durov winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Retard Mitchell!
Pavel Durov spoke after the fight, saying 'Is wasn't fair, daddy didn't give me enough money for supplements and shit. He definitely didn't give me enough to bride the refs and judges- I could've won by unanimous or TKO or some bullshit atleast!'.

Event: RMMA - Fight Night 1
Date: Feb 08, 2025

#R1#
A telegraphed right hand from Pickles Ii misses the target.
No joy there for Pickles Ii, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #TD#
Aleksanyan gets a takedown into half guard.

Pickles Ii kicks Aleksanyan off and gets back to his feet.
Pickles Ii rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Aleksanyan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#TD#
Aleksanyan shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Pickles Ii napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pickles Ii tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Aleksanyan wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Pickles Ii tries to escape but Aleksanyan is in control.
Aleksanyan is looking to take a break and control but Pickles Ii is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Aleksanyan wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Pickles Ii, who protects the arm well. #T1#
Pickles Ii is trying to improve his position.
Aleksanyan wants to control for a moment but Pickles Ii uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Aleksanyan is trying to control. Pickles Ii wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Pickles Ii is looking to escape.#SUB#
Aleksanyan is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Pickles Ii sees it coming and defends easily.
Aleksanyan is keen to just control but Pickles Ii is a slippery customer.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB#
Aleksanyan is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Pickles Ii sees it coming and defends easily.
Aleksanyan tries to pass the half guard into mount. Pickles Ii knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Pickles Ii is trying to stand.
Aleksanyan wants to lay and pray for a moment but Pickles Ii keeps working. #SUB#
Aleksanyan wants to work for an arm triangle but Pickles Ii is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #SUB#
Aleksanyan seems to be working for a kimura but Pickles Ii defends the submission attempt.
Pickles Ii is staying active underneath Aleksanyan, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dill Pickles Ii is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T3#
Aleksanyan with a lazy takedown attempt
and Pickles Ii counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#TD#
Aleksanyan shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Pickles Ii wants to stand but Aleksanyan is controlling the position.
Pickles Ii pulls Aleksanyan in close to prevent any damage.
Aleksanyan trying to control the position from guard on top but Pickles Ii is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Aleksanyan pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pickles Ii is keeping the position for now. #T4#
Pickles Ii wants to sweep here but Aleksanyan controlling him for the moment.
Aleksanyan trying to control the position from guard on top but Pickles Ii is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pickles Ii looking to control. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Pickles Ii enables Aleksanyan to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Pickles Ii manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Aleksanyan wants to control from the top but Pickles Ii keeps moving.
Aleksanyan trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Aleksanyan drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Pickles Ii manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Aleksanyan has Pickles Ii in his guard.#REVB#
Aleksanyan not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Dill Pickles Ii will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Pickles Ii just misses with a punch to the body.
Aleksanyan shoots in and drives through. Pickles Ii sprawls well.
Pickles Ii misses with a two punch combination.
Aleksanyan shoots and misses
and Pickles Ii counters with a nice uppercut. #TD#
Aleksanyan looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Pickles Ii wants to get back to his feet.
Aleksanyan wants to free his trapped foot but Pickles Ii is holding on for dear life with his legs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Aleksanyan wants to work for an arm triangle but Pickles Ii is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Aleksanyan is trying to control. Pickles Ii wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Pickles Ii is trying to stand back up but Aleksanyan is controlling him
Aleksanyan seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Pickles Ii does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Pickles Ii tries to kick Aleksanyan off but Aleksanyan keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.#SUB#
Aleksanyan wants to work for an arm triangle but Pickles Ii is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Pickles Ii is looking to control Aleksanyan's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Pickles Ii avoid being mounted?
Pickles Ii wants to get back to full guard but Aleksanyan has passed into side control.
Pickles Ii bucks up and tries to throw Aleksanyan off but instead Aleksanyan has got his back!#SUB#
Aleksanyan working for a choke but Pickles Ii is defending well. #T2#
A lull in the action here.
Pickles Ii tries to roll but Aleksanyan sticks to his back. #SUB#
Aleksanyan is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Pickles Ii is defending well though. Aleksanyan let's go of the attempt for now.
Pickles Ii is trying to stand back up. #T3##SUB#
Aleksanyan is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Aleksanyan is trying to control but Pickles Ii is trying to escape here - he's now mounted.
Pickles Ii has worked his way to half guard, taking advantage of Aleksanyan's lack of action.
Pickles Ii is controlling Aleksanyan's trapped leg to prevent Aleksanyan from advancing to side control.#SUB#
Aleksanyan is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Pickles Ii defends it well.
Aleksanyan wants to take a breather but Pickles Ii is having none of it.
Aleksanyan wants to pass the guard but Pickles Ii is defending well.
Artur Aleksanyan overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T4#
Aleksanyan stops Pickles Ii from getting back to his feet.
Pickles Ii moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Aleksanyan trying to control the position from guard on top but Pickles Ii is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pickles Ii looking to control but Aleksanyan passes into half guard.
Aleksanyan prevents Pickles Ii from standing back up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Aleksanyan is stalling here. Pickles Ii is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Aleksanyan seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Pickles Ii has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Aleksanyan is letting Pickles Ii control him for a moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Artur Aleksanyan will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Pickles Ii misses with a double jab #TD#
and Aleksanyan counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Aleksanyan wants to control from the top but Pickles Ii keeps moving.
Pickles Ii looking to control. #SUB#
Aleksanyan has gone for a leg lock! Pickles Ii slips out almost immediately though and dives into Aleksanyan's guard.#REVB#
Aleksanyan keeping moving, preventing Pickles Ii from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pickles Ii is pushing down on Aleksanyan's leg trying to pass to half guard. Aleksanyan is fighting to maintain full guard but Pickles Ii has managed to sneak the leg through.
Aleksanyan keeping control of the position. #T1#
Aleksanyan is pressing down on Pickles Ii's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Aleksanyan looking for a sweep. Not yet Aleksanyan, not yet.
Pickles Ii trying to control but Aleksanyan is working from the bottom.
Aleksanyan wants to improve his position but instead Pickles Ii has moved into half guard. #SU2#
Pickles Ii stands up out of the half guard. #TD#
Pickles Ii gets caught napping as Aleksanyan dives in and scores a takedown. Pickles Ii manages to retain guard.

Pickles Ii manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.#BC2#
Pickles Ii pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T2#
Aleksanyan steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pickles Ii.
Aleksanyan tries to counter with a takedown but Pickles Ii is quick to defend against it.#TD#
Aleksanyan scores with a takedown into Pickles Ii's guard.
Pickles Ii takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Aleksanyan is looking to pass into half guard but Pickles Ii pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Pickles Ii is in guard.#REVB##SUB#
Aleksanyan throws his legs up looking for a submission but Pickles Ii uses it to pass to side control.
Aleksanyan can't do much from the bottom here.
Aleksanyan on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Aleksanyan tries to get out of the position.
Aleksanyan is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Pickles Ii is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Pickles Ii trying to control the position but Aleksanyan is working away.
Aleksanyan tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Pickles Ii wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T3#
Aleksanyan struggling a bit here.
Aleksanyan tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Pickles Ii presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Pickles Ii controlling from mount.
Aleksanyan is desperately trying to improve his position but Pickles Ii has a good base and remains in mount.
Pickles Ii sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Aleksanyan is wriggling around trying to escape.
Pickles Ii avoids the attempt from Aleksanyan to control.
Pickles Ii trying to control but Aleksanyan is having none of it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Aleksanyan regains half guard.
Pickles Ii wants to get back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dill Pickles Ii comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Pickles Ii has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 28:29
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dill Pickles Ii!
In his post fight interview, Dill Pickles Ii gave a big smile as he said 'Nice'.

Event: RMMA - Fight Night 1
Date: Feb 08, 2025

#R1#
Kixx lands with a slapping head kick.
Pickles shoots in looking for a takedown but Kixx manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Pickles's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Kixx connects with a high kick.
Kixx connects with a high kick.
Pickles on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kixx throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pickles's head.#CL2#
Pickles gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#TD#
Kixx lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Pickles pushes Kixx off and gets back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL2#
Pickles closes the distance and pushes Kixx back into the cage.#TD2#
Pickles pulls Kixx into guard.
Our spies down at at Canucks Combat Club inform us that Pickles has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?#SUB2#
Kixx has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Pickles to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Kixx is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Pickles pulls down on the head and he's put Kixx to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Dill Pickles!
In his post fight interview, Dill Pickles gave a big smile as he said 'Nice'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 06, 2025

#R1#
Lee tries to close the distance and clinch but Peck swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #TD#
Lee shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Lee passes into half guard. #SUB2#
Peck is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Lee is tapping! Great win for Peck!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Agustin Peck!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 05, 2025

#R1#
Jones fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sockje looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Sockje lands a nice shot that snaps Jones's head back.
Jones is looking to clinch.
Jones rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Sockje counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Sockje fails to land with a series of punches.
Jones tries to clinch but Sockje is having none of it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Sockje does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sockje scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Jones tries to clinch but Sockje is having none of it.
Jones steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! Sockje is out on his feet! Jones sets himself and nearly takes Sockje's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Cecil Jones!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 05, 2025

#R1##TD#
Zime feints and as House raises his hands in defense, Zime changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
House wants to stand and escape but Zime is having none of it. #SU#
Zime gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Zime tries to bum rush House with a series of wild strikes but House uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zime misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Zime moves into the clinch.
House is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#TD#
Zime manages to pull guard.
Zime is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SU2#
Zime is working an open guard so House takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#T1#
House stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and House wants it to stay on the feet.
House throws a head kick that half lands. #CL#
Zime pushes House up against the cage in a clinch.#BC2#
House breaks the clinch.
Haru House is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
House throws a wild body kick that Zime sees coming a mile off.
House thumps Zime with a low kick.
House stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and House wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tim Zime. That's going to take a lot out of him.
House lands a head kick. Zime smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Zime shoots in looking for a takedown but House manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Zime's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Zime slips a jab and a cross from House. #T2#
House stuffs the takedown.
Zime is breathing heavily.
House scores with a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
House lands a nice leg kick that just misses Zime's sensitive parts.
Zime looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? House is fending him off so far but Zime persists. Nope, House circles away and we're back to standing.
House throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
House lands a head kick!
House looks to score with a jab to the body but Zime is just out of range.
Zime slips under a jab.
House lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Some wild striking there from House.
Zime half committed to a counter leg kick.
Tim Zime seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T3#
House's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and House duly obliges. #ROC2#Zime is rocked!
House circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Zime drops to the canvas, hurt badly! House follows Zime to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Haru House!

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