Ladies and gentlemen, keyboard warriors, and basement belt-holders, we are proud (and slightly terrified) to announce the creation of our newest, most unpredictable fight division yet…
🥋 THE ANYTHING GOES GRAPPLING DIVISION! 🥋
That’s right—ANY weight, ANY creation ID, but ONLY grappling! No punches, no kicks, no flying knees—just pure, sweaty, submission-filled chaos! Whether you’re a 125-pound BJJ wizard or a 400-pound backyard wrestler who learned armbars from YouTube, YOU ARE ELIGIBLE!
Rules?
✅ Grappling only! (Sorry, strikers—your hands are just for waving at the ref.)
✅ Submissions, takedowns, and wrestling wizardry encouraged!
✅ No weight classes! A flyweight might have to heel hook a heavyweight—we believe in magic!
✅ All fights must end in a submission or total exhaustion. No decisions. No excuses.
💥 If you’ve ever wanted to see a sumo-sized giant get caught in a triangle choke by someone half their weight, THIS is your moment!
Sign-ups are OPEN! Think you can hang? Or at least cling for dear life? Get in the cage and prove it!
