Pre-Fight Interview for MMA Hype Promotions Midget Championship.
Date: March 9th, 2025
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Promoted by: MMA Hype Promotions (James Listerman & Jay Lawrence)
Interviewer (Mike "Mic Drop" Dawson):
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wildest, tiniest showdown in Las Vegas history – the final round of a 16-man tournament for the MMA Hype Midget Championship! I’m Mike “Mic Drop” Dawson, and tomorrow we have two fierce, pint-sized warriors ready to prove that big heart comes in small packages. Let’s meet our finalists!
Mike:
First up, weighing in at “fun-sized fury,” we have Olaf Koks! Managed by the enigmatic Mr. Nobody, Olaf’s ready to knock the socks off his opponent—if he can reach them, that is!
Olaf Koks (grinning widely):
You know, Mike, they say dynamite comes in small packages. I may be under 5 feet, but tonight I’m packing enough punch to make you wish you’d worn steel-toed sneakers!
Mike:
Ha! I hope the ringside gear is up to snuff tonight. Now, in the opposite corner, we have the ever-confident, slightly eccentric Dram Macallan, guided by the ever-normal Jimmy Normal. Dram, your style’s been described as “finesse meets feisty,” and I’ve seen you roll faster than a tumbleweed in a Las Vegas wind tunnel!
Dram Macallan (winking):
Thanks, Mike! I might be pint-sized, but I’ve got the heart of a champion and the feet of a cat. Jimmy Normal keeps me grounded, but tonight I’m aiming to be anything but normal—prepare to witness a tiny tornado of talent!
Mike:
There you have it, folks. Two warriors, two managers, and a whole lot of tiny titans ready to clash in the octagon of legends. Olaf’s managed by Mr. Nobody—who apparently likes to keep his identity as mysterious as his fighter’s training regimen (rumor has it it involves secret naps and chili hot sauce). Meanwhile, Dram’s managed by the one and only Jimmy Normal—proving that sometimes, normal is just the starting point for extraordinary!
Mike (leaning in with a chuckle):
Now, Olaf, I’ve heard your opponents often mention that your fighting style is like a mix of “invisibility” and “lightning quick,” but is it true you once dodged a fly mid-fight?
Olaf (laughing):
Absolutely, Mike! That fly didn’t stand a chance. If I can dodge a fly, imagine what I’ll do in the octagon!
Mike:
And Dram, your technique has been called “artistic mayhem.” Is it true you spend half your training time dancing around the mat?
Dram (grinning):
You got it, Mike! I believe in mixing rhythm with rebellion. Who says you can’t moonwalk your way to a submission? Jimmy Normal keeps me on the straight and narrow, but tonight, I’m free to dance like everyone’s watching!
Mike (with a playful smirk):
Well, there you have it. In a tournament where every fighter is under 5 feet tall and under 135 pounds, these two are proof that when it comes to heart and hustle, size truly doesn’t matter. MMA Hype Midget Championship is set to deliver non-stop action, laughter, and maybe a few unexpected dance moves!
Mike (raising his voice):
So buckle up, fight fans! Tonight, in Las Vegas, prepare for a bout where the people are small but the hype is huge. Let’s get ready for a fight that’s as explosive as it is endearing!
[Camera fades out with the crowd roaring in anticipation and a graphic flashing “MMA Hype Midget Championship – Final Round!”]
