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So there he was, alone in the swamp with nothing but a torn loin cloth and a gig. He was hunting, and frog legs were on the menu. Frog legs are surprisingly full of protein, you know! What was that? A sound behind him? Couldn't be, he had just come from there and had found nothing.
There it was again, something is in the water with him, and it's not a fish. Swoosh, now that's a sound Jake knows, he grew up a sci fi fan, after all.
"You know that thing isn't real, right?" Jake said. "I mean, it's plastic and uses batteries. It's just a glow in the dark version of your wife's bedside friend."
Luke jumps from behind a tree. "I am a Skywalker, you think that shit's made up?" Jake continued "I'll show you fake! Aaaarrrrggghhhh!!"
Luke lunged through the air, his plastic glow stick held overhead, ready to come crashing down onto Jake's head. This dude is serious, Jake thought. Jake sidestepped as Luke splashed in the muck besi
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 "Deus de Guerra" Pluto Palhares
(46-14-1)
Career Summary
One of the most successful grapplers in the game. 20+ title fight victories. Out-struck Bowser Stormcrow in a standup fight to avenge loss and win EVO title. Submitted P4P Hall of Famer Santiago Colon. Started declining in his early 30's but kept fighting til 38. The back end of his career suffered due to manager inactivity.
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 Welcome to the unofficial start of the new GDL era. Friday, September 19th, will be our first full card and we’d like to thank you for being active and being patient. Don’t forget to visit our Merch Partner, Voodoo, for all your workout and laundry needs. https://www.mmatycoon.com/nutritionpublic.php?ncid=4660 Also don’t forget to take a look at our official bookmaker, Hoolahan’s Billiards whose slogan is, “We may not get the odds right, but that’s a good thing for you”. https://www.mmatycoon.com/bookmakerpublic.php?bid=8554
Undercard:
Buck Rogers vs. Tyson Cover – Cover is a big underdog here against the more experienced, Rogers, but as his fight against Thor Haraldson showed, one punch is all this brawler needs. R
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PREVIEW: Paddy vs Rayleigh Dragon
(Written by Alika)
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 The current contenders is converting to an ID org, all older fighters are being released or promoted to GAMMA in the next 2 weeks.
If you have recently created a fighter and his ID is higher than 365k, this is a pretty good time to join the org and climb your way from the little leagues to GAMMA. All fights in the ID organizations will be considered part of your fighter's GAMMA lineage, meaning that they contribute towards your and your fighters Hall of Fame consideration.
We do not hire "late creation" fighters in this organization, the same as we were doing in our previous ID organizations, so you will be competing against other teenagers. To sigh up contact Luke directly, here is the link to the org:
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Classifieds
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 Hello my Bloodbath faithful!! President Halle, writing to say hello and how the f^&k are you?
We have two birthday events coming up!! My birthday and our VP Chris Swimmer's birthday’s are both within the next month. We have events on each of our birthdays to celebrate. We are offering a TRIPLE fight bonus for those events. Bring your friends, girlfriend, boyfriend, but leave the kids at home...all BFC events have been declared 18+ due to the violent nature of our fights and the ring womens attire (or lack thereof).
We have decided to keep our open ID division!! Our current 265+ Open ID Champion, Vlad Darko, is mulling retirement. He will defend his belt at least one more time on 9/13. DO you have an open ID fighter who is looking to make a title run??? Shoot us a message!! Also, we are still growing our 265+ 355
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 "Heartless" Patrick McWhiskey (35-16-0)
Career Summary
Despite being a heartless sack of he was actually a skilled fighter with a lot of power. He could deliver a beating a lot better than he could take one. Very frustrating fighter to manage due to his lack of heart and frequently left sliders on auto-pilot during his career. Earned camp's only victory over the legendary Womba, so he earned his keep regardless of all his disappointing performances and folding like a girl under pressure.
Notable Wins (Highest P4P Rank)
Smokudju Womba (1), Nemanja Prijovic (7), Simon Williams (7), Mickey McFinnigan (13
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