Average Tycoon Player Keeps Winning- Somehow?

Fighter profile of Average Tycoon Player by Gut Punch

By Chad Stevens, MMA-LA

After starting his MMA career 0-3, The Average Tycoon Player has shockingly turned his career around. Despite the Average Tycoon Player being a lowlife, obese sexist, he has charmed his way into the hearts of many MMA fans, as they relate to his ideology. Of his previous 3 losses, Player had this to say: 

"In my first fights, all of my opponents were using multis. Even as the most skilled Clinch Spammer innthe world, it's hard to take on multiple opponents at once."

Despite finding his face flat on the canvas previously, after winning 3 straight the Average Tycoon Player showed absolutely no respect for his opponents, showboating all the while.

"Now that the multi problem has been solved, I see no reason that I wouldn't be the number one fighter in the WORLD." Player said, wiping chicken nuggy crumbs off his shirt.

"People are upset when I beat them with my cookie cutter build. They need to just git g
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An Excerpt from the "Memoirs of Baby Thibs:

Fighter profile of Dakota Thibodeaux Jr. by Dakota Thibodeaux

 June 20th, 2021

My name is Pablo Graves, well at least it was; my dad recently won the custody battle and said that was the first thing he would change.

Greatness doesn't need a name just a stage to be performed is something my dad always says.

However, he told me to carry t
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