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KIFC 1 The Beginning

Event Preview: KIFC 1 The Beginning
Highland: Resurrection
2023-01-06, The Island, Micro Arena - The Island
Author:Thomas Forrester

The first fight of the Island Season takes place on Friday the 6th of Janurary 2023.  With 20 fresh new faces ready to put their bodies on the line for your entertainment.

The main card is headlined by Island Android and Arnold Blevins, while the IslandDimes odds makers have Island Android as the favored fiighter. It will be a close fight with both fighters prefering to fight in the clinch. Android is the smaller and lighter of the fighters but is scrappy.

Klaus Voorman and Dakoda Wyatt is the co-main event of the night. With IslandDimes having Klaus Voorman as the substaintal odds favorate. This is based off of Voorman's QFC fight against Dan Odonnel where he he put on a impressive offensive display throwing 15 strikes with a 100% strike rate before taking Dan Odonnel's soul at the 1:13 mark. Wyatt has not been tested yet, but has better stand up skills than Odonnel so this fight could be more competetive. 

Others on the fight card:

Jackson vs Sakk
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CFC 517 Event Preview

Event Preview: CFC 517
Canadian Fighting Championship
2023-01-07, Los Angeles, Hard Knocks - Los Angeles
Author:Louie DePalma

CFC 517 Event Preview


 
Here we are with the follow up event today, this week's second show comes to you live from Los Angeles’s Hard Knocks where another 3000 Hollywood hopefuls along with B level celebrities will mingle with LA’s most wild and crazy fight fans.  Once again our dear friend Drunk Louie is at it again as this time the fool forgot to actually correctly update his event poster to show what event number this one is, instead deciding to reach for the vodka and leave the poster as a generic reminder that intoxication is never the answer.  As always make sure you run down to PWNAGE™ located on the Los Angeles stop of the High Street for all your Fighters clothing needs to ensure their morale is recovered quickly and maintained, don't let your fake little guys wallow in dirty or pretend magical threads as that only brings them down and stunts their ability to learn in the gym and perform in the cage!  Also a key point is to fulfill their suppleme
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CFC 516 Event Preview

Event Preview: CFC 516
Canadian Fighting Championship
2023-01-07, Montreal, Hard Knocks - Montreal
Author:Louie DePalma

CFC 516 Event Preview


 
Ladies and Gentlemen, CFC is back following a successful 2 week span of hosting Christmas and New Years events under the bright lights of LA’s 93K arena.  Stars of today and yesterday took the stage during those shows but we are all done with that and now return to focus on the stars of tomorrow here with CFC!  This week's first show takes place in Montreal’s Hard Knocks where 3000 of the most hyped and excited fight fans will surely be in attendance.  As always make sure you run down to PWNAGE™ located on the Los Angeles stop of the High Street for all your Fighters clothing needs to ensure their morale is recovered quickly and maintained, don't let your fake little guys wallow in dirty or pretend magical threads as that only brings them down and stunts their ability to learn in the gym and perform in the cage!  Also a key point is to fulfill their supplement needs to slow down their energy loss during those grueling training ses
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2022 best fighters from each weight class

Editorial by Sixty Nine

 

It seems like nobody else is making 2022 award voting and I get that there are still a lot of important fights on New Year’s Eve, so I’m going to say who I think are the most dominant fighters this year from each weight class. 

 

135 lbs. Pablo de geno 15-0 in 2022

(soon to be 16-0 after he KOs Valen Dreth on New Year’s Eve) Yes of course De Geno is the best 2022 midgetweight fighter. He hasn’t lost this year and give me one reason why Valen Dreth will beat him on Saturday. It’s true that he just joined syn’ but with 2 TKO’s against reigning champ Detkhunjon Sitsongrit in a row, I think De Geno has proved himself enough. 
 


145 lbs. Chamuaknoi Sitsongrit 12-1 in 2022cont...  

Edition 1 of the Daily Fail

Editorial by Crazy Horse

8/1/2022

Welcome to the first pop-up edition of your new favourite unsubstantiated source of bullshit - the Daily Fail! We aim to cover current rumours circulating the locality and print it completely unsubstantiated!

Big Pickle making it rain!

Amongst all the rumours of parties in Sucker Punch being funded by Big Pickle, inside sources report that the #1 party animal in all of Tycoon, Parta "Party" Matti, has been subject to backroom envelopes straight from the owner due to the referee/doctor shenanegans of SP 220. To add onto this, the famed "Mr Pickle" himself, Edward Mills, has recently come out of contract and our sources say that his management has LEAKED information about his incoming contracts to interested parties. Let's just say that where-ever he goes, "Mr Pickles" is going to get paid and it's only going to further serve the Big Pickle Agenda.

Big Pharma, Big Pickle, and now Big Parta Party (Big PP for short) all participating i
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Knowing no bound

Fighter profile of Jason Voorhees by Dale Saw

Hey everyone, this is Peter Hardening and I'm filling in for Carl Abernathy with The Duke-Town Gazette's sports page.


"The Slasher" Jason Voorhees just can not stay out of the light. Which for a recluse like him that could mean trouble. As he tends to have a short and bad attitude and is quick to anger. And we all know his response is violence.

Jason has been trying to keep to his own and not be in spotlight but fate says otherwise for him. With a reporter around every corner watching his every move. 
 

Now we all know that Jason isn't much of a talker. But to that I have a surprise for y'all. Last week Carl Abernathy was able to meet up with Jason's mother out at Camp Crystal Lake. Now we have not as of yet heard back from Carl, nor can we reach him on his phone... but they don't have very good cellular service out at Crystal Lake. And I'm sure we will hear back from him soon.

We will update you all when we hear something from Aberna
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New and Upcoming

Fighter profile of Ifan Hawkins by Tero Moore

 Ifan Hawkins is the newest fighter to come and has shown great potineal as my fighter for the future of my company to be. It would my duty to promote him as the top fighter to come in the MMA scene.

 

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Check out my fighter Ifan Hawkins, 18 years of age, code 391863, and will be the best. Seal your deal early.

Contact: Tero Moore
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