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ALI vs IRENE preview (title fight and rematch)

Event Preview: ALI VS IRENE
Las Vegas Prizefighting
2013-06-07, Las Vegas, MMA Grand
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7th JUNE:


ALI VS IRENE ao 2 2013-06-07 HEAVYWEIGHT PRIZEFIGHTING LAS VEGAS in partnership with Brute


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“We have one Heavyweight Extravaganza! It’s all kickin’ off as the fighters go into the weigh in.”


MAIN CARD


TITLE FIGHT


 Goodnight Irene vs Hazni Ali v


“EPIC RE-MATCH”


‘Goodnight Irene’ defends his HWP Title


“Yes! This time it’s for the Title”





165lbs: across the board.


Irene~15-7-0 (W-L-D)~ Champion. Muay Thai Wrestler with Dangerous knees and a granite chin. Heavyweight Prizefighting Champion since he knocked Bla Bla  off the throne and destroyed him in the first round. Irene cut him in that fight as well. This guy is gruesome. Holding a 6 win streak medal. Irene got cut so badly last time he fought Ali. Irene is dying for vengeance. Irene is not only kitted out with a Muay Thai, but has some strong wrestling to go with it. He is one deadly mo fo’.


CHALLENGER:


Ali[16-9-0]HWP [15-9-0]~ Remarkable wrestler with basic striking. On a 4 fight win streak and looks like a cardio machine. Although he has to claim this title off Irene, at their last encounter Ali completely demolished Irene. He took Irene out last time they met and cut his eye so badly the doctor had to stop the fight. So despite all this hype Ali truly believes he is the rightful bearer of his Title. The question I’m asking................. is Irene ready to defend it. “This is a Goddamn showdown!”







Bla Bla Asshole Gracie  Ground guy vs Ground guy


Bla Bla ~16-8-0 (W-L-D) Pure ground specialist of an exceptional degree. He is a brawler.  Battled his way to holding the belt briefly, but  his reign came to quick shortfall when he was taken out by current champion Goodnight Irene. I wonder if his cardio cope with his more finely tuned opponent and will he utilize his only edge, his striking.


vs


Asshole "Beast Mode" Gracie~38-16-0 (W-L-D). Sensational wrestler with great low kicks, yes low kicks!  Wow, what deadly combination. On a 5 win streak. I expect a high octane fight here, because Gracie’s conditioning is outstanding. He’s not up against a panzie. Bla ain’t gonna go away and he is.... ‘gonna live forever’.







Hulk Hogan Fred Collins 


Hulk "original banana hammock" Hogan ~ 40-25-0 (W-L-D) Elite wrestler and boxing extraordinaire. Ranked 2nd in his weight class. Highest Rank at 4. This guy will punch your head in and smash you to the ground. Muscling his way through to claim  the Super Heavyweight Belt, but seems to always been at the right place at the wrong time. He’s taken it a few times , but never seems to be able hold onto it.This guy likes nothing more than to take titles and smash his arch enemy Barbara Boxer as many times in the meantime. Reminding me BJ Penn somewhat. He’s a baddass and just loves a challenge.


vs


"Crazy" Fred Collins 27-16-0 (W-L-D)~ British well-rounded  and adapt at all styles. Dangerous knees. No holes in his game. Heavy handed  jack of all trades and specialist of none. Strongest in BJJ he may have trouble with Hogan’s championship level of wrestling. Holding a 20 wins by knockout medal. Has taken the Heavyweight Title in his domain and held it for 2 months, defending 3 times whilst culminating 5 consecutive wins. He is up against a much younger more refined fighter. He loves to save his pennies. Just don’t pull Hogan’s hair yeh! I know you wouldn’t wanna do that, but just in case you get the urge.









Forest Gump Parfait Hilton 


"Simple man" Forest Gump 30-15-0 (W-L-D) ~ Wonderful/excellent boxer with BJJ purple belt and strong wrestling. 6 fight win streak. 10 win medal and 20 wins by knockout. Cardio machine. First claimed his local Title on 2011-07-12 when he beat Daniel Kukuczka, but lost the very next fight to Fidel Duberry. Reclaimed the title on 2012-03-17  five months later and went on to defend the title 5 times, while stringing together a total of 6 wins in succession. Gump remained unchallenged till he met Greg Evans at HWP357: GUMP VS EVANS over a year later on 2013-04-20 and was defeated by (Unanimous) decision . Although this is not a Title fight, I expect it to be a cracker.


vs


Parfait "le saoulon" Hilton 9-10-1 (W-L-D) ~ The man in the moon is a newfie  exceptional MT and wonderful wrestling and a dash of boxing for good measure. He lethal high icks with good gas tank.60lbs lighter and 5 years younger.  Less decorated. No gimmicks. No thrills.Let’s see if his carzy wild kicks and wrestling can handle Gump’s boxing and BJJ?







Ira Stein Franz Uther  (potential fight  f the night)


"Waffle Fondler" Ira Stein~ 13-16-0 (W-L-D)~ World class  boxer with remakarble wrestling skills. Tried to take the Heavyweight title on 2011-04-04 when he fought Busta Sunny. Stein’s boxing is sensational boxer a granite chin


Vs


Uther~ 15-5-0 (W-L-D)~ Exceptionally powerful boxer with proficient wrestling. Took a shot at the Super Heavyweight Title on 2012-09-29 when he challenged Billy Danze. 6 fight win streak and medal for 10 wins by KO





Feng Aue Hugme Ineedlove  Wrestler vs MT


Feng "F-Bomb" Aue 5-1-0 (W-L-D) ~ Superb wrestler /brawler with KO power. 3 fight win streak medal. Let’s see if he can pull something out of the bag on the night. Although he is a more well-rounded fighter he will be up against a specialist in one pure style. I can’t see that he has trained as much as his opposition, so let’s hope he has some strength and speed to back up his muscle. Being the much lighter of the two I expect speed and his ground game will be his greatest assets. There’s a slim chance of an early knockout with this guy.


Vs


Ineedlove~ 7-3-0 (W-L-D). Massive guy. Wonderful MT and nothing else. Cardio machine.  This guy is a specialists. He is designed for one thing and one thing only. Muay Thai your arse into pain. We heard that he loves the club scene. Also well known in the Vegas scene for his high-stakes poker games. Hope he has all the love he needs cos it’s time to do some fighting.





Ricky Lee Eskil Lemmelin  Wrestler vs Boxer (potential fight  f the night??)


"Indiana Inferno" Ricky Lee  ~ 17-16-0 (W-L-D) a.k.a. Mr Rise of the Pegasi. Sensational wrestler with exceptional boxing. BJJ purple belt with a granite chin. 10 wins by knockout medal. Will not be pussy footing around. Lee will have the edge standing because he has superb MT to go some evenly matched boxing.


Vs


"Björnen" Eskil Lemmelin~ 13-13-0 (W-L-D) Fönt ja en körv Exceptional boxer and wrestler with BJJ brown belt. Crazy, stocky.Viking. Wild athlete. Proficient at MT with a powerful persona. Rarely uses submissions thus guy would rather just knock you out. He likes to cut people.  Let’s hope his skills in the ring better than his taste in music. Has had a tough 6 months.





Jose Gomez Jack Spat 


"Gomer" Jose Gomez ~ 23-24-2 (W-L-D). Wonderful ground guy with remarkable boxing. Has brown belt in BJJ and is generally powerful. Briefly held the Middleweight Title late last year. 2012-11-30. Coming up, then down in weight? Walks around at 175 lbs.


Vs


"Psycho" Jack Spat ~23-24-2 (W-L-D) is a natural boxer with BJJ purple belt having superb all round albilty. 10 wins by submission. Granite chin





Alex James Nick Gaston 


"Crazyhorse" Alex James ~ 10-11-0 (W-L-D) Sensational wrestler and exceptional boxing. Has a brown belt in BJJ to add to his weaponry. His chin is made of pure British granite.


Vs


"Afrozilla" Nick Gaston ~ 13-16-1 (W-L-D) Exceptional striker with BJJ. Holds a purple belt BJJ and has some wrestling. Gaston ‘s camp is over 100 strong.







Sergei Smashsky Ojibwe Niggwerj  Ground guy vs


Sergei "The Limb Fondler" Smashsky ~ 5-2-0 (W-L-D)~ Ground specialist. Has a granite chin and holds a medal for a 3 win streak.


Vs


Ojibwe "African Dream" Niggwerj ~ BJJ brown belt with dash of wrestling.  If you don’t want your limbs fondled you can always run. No frills or spills, just get down on the mat and choke.


“Let’s slam this bitch home mo fo’s. Title fights, rematches, fallen belt holders are ready to take back what’s theirs!!” There’s nothing to do but watch fights this Friday 7th June at MMA Grand (17,157).”


  Coming to you with: Heavyweight Prizefighting partnering Brute by writer/reporter Carlos Castenada





 



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