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Event Preview: 378: moris v fighter
Las Vegas Prizefighting
2013-06-08, Las Vegas, MMA Grand
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 8th June:~  378: moris v fighter Link to event.


 


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Travis Moris Hype Fighter 


“Are my eyes deceiving me? Am I seeing a delicious card and big-arse chicks or am I seeing gorgeous chicks holding big- arse score cards? All I know is I must have a died and gone to HeavyWeight(HWP) Heaven?”


 


Travis "Crack Rock" Moris~ 8-4-0 (W-L-D) “Holy Malony!” Coming out of New York we have a BJJ with a purple belt, respectable wrestling and pretty good boxing. With seven visible wins has good chin.The ladies really like him.


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Fighter~ 11-4-0 (W-L-D) Decent boxer with KO power. With seven visible wins he is a devastating ball of hell on fire. I would not like be standing in way of him and his pizza.







Rodrigo Montilo Clinch Steel Penn 


Montilo~ 4-0-0 (W-L-D) Undefeated. All 4 wins have been by submission. From Brazil a BJJ specialist with wrestling. Trains in striking, but just can’t help himself. He practises wrestling as much as he can. All Montilo wants to do is twist mo fo’s heads off and break limbs.


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Penn~ 6-1-0 (W-L-D)Has MT. Would have won 7 victories undefeated but Hype Fighter took him out by TKO 2013-05-25. Interesting guy. Reminds of Chael in the fact that he just sticks to what he knows. Personally, I’s smash ‘is bloody head in. That is, if my mo fo boss would stop asking me to write this shit. Oh mo I’m probably sacked now. What, am I kidding, he probably doesn’t even read this nonsense. No seriously this guy really means business. Been known to train at underground boxing gyms and meat lockers. He’s gonna be looking to get right back in the swing of things(no pun intended).







Jeff Jordan Rambo Kawajiri 


Jordan~ 10-3-0 (W-L-D) Ground guy with boxing. one seriously mo fo’ Does some wrestling. This guys gonna give you decent standup and then if it goes to the ground it’s game over, that is unless your a BJJ black belt, but wait.......is he? Granite chin. He will have the edge standing.


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"Lord Tensai" Rambo Kawajiri~ 9-5-0 (W-L-D) Out of Japan we have a ground specialist. He is a determined brawler. He has some style, believe. An expert in Wreslting and BJJ with a purple belt. He is well conditioned. He is amazing at water gardens, bonsai style. Respect!







Onizuka Stresemann Christian Knock Out 


"Great Teacher" Onizuka Stresemann~ 8-4-0 (W-L-D) Takashi Sorimachi - Poison


Samurai with excellent style. Ground guy with strong boxing. Can go the distance and is really powerful at takedowns. Likes listening to rock while he smashes your head into to the mat.


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Christian "Rampas" Knock Out~ 6-4-0 (W-L-D). World class boxer with brilliant BJJ. He has Lol, looks like that Machete guy. Very strong. Filipino.







Holy Jenova Eric Castle 


Jenova 3-0-0 (W-L-D)~ Is a boxer. Is Exceptional at wrestling and MT with excellent boxing. Insanely flexibile. BJJ purple belt. Carb’d up.You do not wanna fuck with this guy. He is fresh. He won’t be getting any deals in Wal-mart anytime soon, though.


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Castle~17-14-0 (W-L-D)~ Ol’ school veteran. Exceptional wrestler with remarkable skills in all other aspects. BJJ purple belt. Good gas tank. Let’s see if age overcomes beauty. This guy knows what he’s doing and knows his way the cage. Will the young dark horse Jenova have something new to bring or will Castle teach him a lesson or two?  







Mad Max Adam Wojatzek 


Max~ Really quick. Really slim and lanky. Walking around at 160 lbs. Special ability is low kicks. Gifted wrestler. Held the Lightweight Title  for one sitting back in July ’12. A real jet-setter. I like this guy. I would love to go out on the town with guy. Do a few on Venice Beach. Max is the more experienced of the 2 fighters, but he has picked one hell of a fight.


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Wojatzek~ Elite mo fo. This guys gonna snap you in two while smoking acigar and eating a goddamn burger and smiling at some chick at the check-in. Well-conditioned althlete. Olympic wrestler and world class boxer. BJJ brown belt. This guy has natural ability and personally predict him as a contender for the world title.


Richard Tavarius Solomon Jenkins 


Tavarius~ 16-9-1 (W-L-D). Powerful wrestler with BJJ and boxing. Natural boxer of a remarkable standard.  Fought for the Light Heavyweight Title once. “Hell isn't enough”, loser  is 3 doors down. Real American. Excellent Boxer with a charm with the ladies.


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"King" Solomon Jenkins~ 8-1-0 (W-L-D)~ Excellent boxer with a granite chin bro. Bur you’re facing a yank on heat. What the fuck ya gonna do about it? You comin’ to the right door, but it ain’t what you came for. I don’t care what ant of you say this guy is the ‘Wonderlust King’ You know I believe this guy. I’m putting a bet on him.






Cabbage Face Armando Vega  Ground vs striker


"The Monster" Face 6-8-0 (W-L-D) ~ Powerful ground specialist with some striking. BJJ purple belt. 8 years younger and 50lbs heavier. Will he steam roll this ol’ fella down? I say if he gets Vega to the ground he might just do that.


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Vega~ 16-6-0 (W-L-D) Boxer with some wrestling. very quick. 6 win victor. Natural boxing ability. Boy can they party in his hometown. Prone to gambling. Will he go to the Monsta’s Ball?







Bobby TupperII Sauna Majuri 


TupperII~ 14-14-1 (W-L-D) Is Heavy Handed, BJJ boxer. Naturaly talent for boxing. Has some style. I wouldn’t wanna get caught in his sisters’ bed.


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Majuri~ 13-11-1 (W-L-D) Excellent MT with granite chin. Has had 4 shots at the title. This guy’s wanna every Goddamn Title under the sun, except for this one....oh and the world title....he hasn’t gone for that one.







Blow Jimmy Vladimir Tretiak 


Jimmy~ 18-17-0 (W-L-D) Lethal high kicks. Has stamina. Amateur actor in a few adults films. I’m afraid it’s good that you kept your day job as well as your blow job, cos you’re getting tonight son! I hope you are oiled up nicely because Tretiak is gonna ruff you up son. He’s gonna do you and it ain’t gonna be slow and smooth.


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Vladimir "The Impaler" Tretiak 18-15-0 (W-L-D) ~ Oh I’ve got a headache. Impaler....yeh...yeh!. Bla bla. Very quick. 7 win streak once. Does Martial arts this martial arts that.....black belt this black be...be...WHAT!!! Black belt, wait here now let me just get you a drink my dear friend.  


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