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HWP: Jackson vs Hytten 15-12-13

Event Preview: HWP: Jackson vs Hytten
Las Vegas Prizefighting
2013-12-15, Las Vegas, MMA Grand
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 Heavyweight Prize fighting's second half of this week's double header will bring us another 10 fights, its a shock that a guy can get 40 fighters in one arena all in one weekend, but HWP does it and I see why all of us come flocking back for more violence. As the year begins to come to a close everyone is doing all they possibly can to be nominated for an award in this Tycoon world and this process is the BEST way for a fighter to get his name known. 







The Dryer Rasputin Briar is clawing away at every opportunity to separate himself from the pack of heavyweights here and in the Tycoon world like a dog wanting to get outside to lace a fire hydrant. This Russian religious antic has gone mad claiming that to get eternal life you must knock out 30+ people in a cage in front of thousands of sinners. The Coach McGuirk oddly is a believer of this same heinous philosophy but he is not willing to be one to help Briar get to his salvation. In his words “Im going to send The Dryer through a spin cycle to hell.” McGuirk has the tools to do what he speaks, well... he cant send him to hell, but he can very well win this fight, he has the ground skills to take a victory there and he is a much more all-around standup fighter as well but with the animosity building up as it is, this will be an excellent fight.







Its a bad night when daddy hears about his daughter that John Doe Buster Mutha effin Cherry and likely someone is on the verge of being shot to death. In this case, someone might die but not by gunshot. These two elite fighters are almost the very best that HWP has to offer, both fighters are elite in skills that they opponent is not elite in, but both fighters are talented in every regard of the cage. John Doe will come out to “whatsername” and if he fails to bust this cherry he better remember Buster's name. At the same time, if he gets knocked out he might not remember if you know what I mean. Both fighters have been known to knock opponents out and in their early and mid thirties this is the time where they begin to focus on one facet of their game to find a way to prolong their careers and that will prove to make this a very exciting match as we will have a bigger slugfest than the home run derby.







Armor King will need more than armor to protect himself against the steroid monster Gigantor Ubereem. If it wasnt for Gigantor's last 12 fights, his record would stand at 15-7 which is a lot *and I mean alot* nicer than a mere 17-17. he lost TEN fights since he turned 27. Early on in his career when he was still juicing more than Jack LaLanne he was able to score knockout after rapid knockout wherever he decided to fight. He won a few title bouts when he was at Throwdown and after that found his career crashing in a downward spiral. Once the Tycoon commission finally punished him for what the entire world knew he was doing, he could not get wins. As we all suspected him of jobbing for money just like Chael Sonnen is doing Wink Wink he decided to accept this fight against Armor King. Known for his granite chin, Armor king has shown he can take a punch.... and a kick to the cranium. But in this particular fight, his chin could be made of adamantium (which is not a real thing outside of marvel comics by the way) it wouldnt matter, because even without Gigantor's steroids he still hits like a bus speeding down the streets of San Francisco. Armor King's best bet is to use Gigantor's aggressiveness against him and get the fight to the ground and pray for a dominant position. If he cannot find that opportunity, hes screwed.







Jeremy Jackson defended his title in a 3 minute quickie against Grammar Natzee and he will get another opportunity to do the same thing against The Biohazard Kent Hytten. In 3 minutes, you can brew a coffee in a Keurig, run an 800m dash at a jog pace, leave your woman unpleased for the night or log into MMATycoon and check your pops and new messages if your name isnt Scooby. But one thing you wont generally expect to do in 3 minutes is defend a title. Rules are rules and if Kent Hytten is unable to score a takedown and ground and pound with some solid dominant position, I dont see him taking JJ's title so easily. With 3 minutes you most likely are forced to knock Jackson out, which is hard to do to the sensational boxer. All things are possible but this one is just about as hard as climbing Mount Everest. It has been done but once pickaxe hits ice it gets that much harder... the task at hand that is. This fight will be packed with action for these 3 minutes, by the time they touch gloves fighters will be fighting for a decision or swinging for the fences like Chris Davis did this season for the Baltimore Orioles. A hard fight to prepare for but this one will be excellent.







Thank you all for dropping by to take a sneak peek at Heavyweight Prize Fighting's Sunday night event where we have the chance to see a change of reign as champ or another illustrious title defense. To you all be safe and ENJOY.

 

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