Street Fight: McKane vs Stormcrow

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BREAKING NEWS
OZZY McKANE KNOCKS OUT BOWSER STORMCROW AFTER ASCENSION 323

Ascension 323's after-party in a local brewery escalated into a full-out melee between Convicted and Broken Halo parties. According to eye witnesses and bystanders, Ascension's welterweight champion was knocked unconscious and escorted to Central Middlesex Hospital. Initially reported in critical condition, his status was downgraded to stable and recovering, and isn't expected to miss any time this year or be sidelined very long. We interviewed several witnesses in the area to receive their account of that night's events. The following report is from Ascension Featherweight Champion and fellow Irish-man Jameson "Guinness" Connemara, who was at the scene first hand and received a birds-eye view of the events.

"So it's four o'clock in the morning and they had everybody leave the club, right? Well, Ascension had bussed us all over there and we were waiting on the bus to get back and pick us up to bring us back to the hotel. It's down to Leonidas [Katsaros], me [Jameson Connemare], Klatz Matz, [Chris] Karter, that Japanese fighter [Kabuto Wakizashi], Bowser [Stormcrow] and Ozzy McKane. Ozzy McKane's crew was still there, Bowser's crew was also still there.

I walked out the back door to go in the alley. Bowser's buddy jumped on my back. He jumped on my back and acted like he had me in a choke hold, just messing around, you know? Then I felt him get ripped off of me. I turned around and Klatz had HIM in a chokehold, and was really choking him. The guy looked like a mouse that just got trapped in a mousetrap; his eyes were popping out and obviously he wasn't breathing.

Klatz thought he was actually attacking me – that's the only reason he did it. So I turned round and told Klatz to let him go, and Klatz let him go. Then Bowser's buddy turned around and basically said ‘what the f*** are you doing?' to Klatz. Well, when he said that, one of Ozzy McKane's buddies, this one guy who kind of took care of us all week long, thought this guy was actually trying to fight us, so he ran out of the crowd and cracked this kid with a right hand and knocked him out cold....

The entire alley erupted into a huge brawl. I was just standing there, and there were bodies flying all over the place. I was confused how it all happened, because it happened so fast. I was standing there with my mouth open like ‘what the hell is going on?' I looked over and Leonidas was with his back against the wall, knocking people out that were trying to go after him. Then I looked over and there's Bowser directly past me, taking his coat off, going after Ozzy McKane, and Ozzy McKane's backing up the alley taking his jacket off. Both their jackets come off, and Bowser throws a left hook at Ozzy and misses, and right as he missed, Ozzy counters with, like, a five-punch combo, landed right on the chin, and knocked Bowser out. OUT. Bowser fell face-first down to the ground, and then Ozzy stomped him on the face a couple of times with his boots.

I couldn't believe my eyes. It happened so quick. One of the best fighters on the planet just got pulverized in 10 seconds. Ozzy's crowd scattered when the cops came, and Bowser's Broken Halo posse began stalking Ozzy down in the alley. The guy turned out to be Bowser's manager, and he ended up getting cold-clocked with a left hook and one of his buddies [later identified as Estefan Chiscano] threw a leg kick and ate one on the chin in return. That's when the cops showed up and started pepper spraying the crowd. We had to get out of there. Street was shut down for the night. Still though, helluva punch and a win for Team Ireland."

video surveillance of Ozzy McKane knocking out Bowser Big Dog (right) and Estefan Chiscano (left)

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